Gaysadilla

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• SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.

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    • SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sorry, couldn’t locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh shit I love white monsters , am I gay?

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    • Sv443@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      that was just my name in college

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    • MasterNerd@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wait I’ve been drinking gay juice?!?

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How did you get in my kitchen???

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• ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.

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  • FrChazzz@lemmus.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Give it some hot sauce for the +

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You forgot the quinoa.

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it’s gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?

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    • imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      or some fried quail eggs

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.

  I’ll still let it be in my mouth.

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  • imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Might want to sit on it first.

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    • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Art is not a crime

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• SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does that mean no trans fats?

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• imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Guess I can change dinner to hot soup instead of gayzpacho

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  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Try the cream of sum yung gai.

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    • imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      cream of sum yung gai. tried it in the 90s when i was in my experimental phase

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  • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold

    This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.

    How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.

    Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda

    Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.

    BREAKING: Hungary has invaded and occupied Turkey! It has changed its country’s name to “Full”

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    hot soup instead of gayzpacho

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    • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “You’re a SMEEEEE–”

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What’s a traditional queer meal?

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  • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ass.

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  • AniZaeger@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As a gay man, Olive Garden’s “Pasta e Fagioli” comes to mind.

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    • MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But are you traditionally gay?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Penises

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  • stickly@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Uhhhh… In post war UK, probably diethylstilbestrol with a cyanide apple for dessert?

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    • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      thanks i was looking for dinner plans for the week!

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  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    two hot dogs no bun for example

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  • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hot dogs and… Uhhh… Corn?

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ll continue to eat lesbeans to my heart’s content. You can pry my Bush’s from my cold, dead hands.

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• Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I remember when quiche was considered gay food, ahh the old days

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Quiche then: “What are you, some kinda homo? Gaaaaaaaay!”

    Quiche now: “Bro, look, I meal prepped my breakfast for the week. Protien bro!”

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  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Men_Don't_Eat_Quiche

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• phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wtf is it with these exclusionary people always have to “YOU CANNOY HAVE DREADLOCKS THST IS RACIST EHITE PEOPLE NEVER HAD DREADS” and nice, sweet things like these…

  Fuck you, I do what I want to do and if you’re butt hurt because you don’t like my food them find a therapist

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hate the term “cultural appropriation”. I love it when people take interest and want to participate in my traditions! That’s what makes being a human fun!

    Sure, sometimes buttfaces will make caricatures of my people, but they will do that anyways and no amount of PC policing will ever stop people who want to be jerks.

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    • AnyOldName3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Cultural appropriation is something like McDonald’s advertising a new Indian burger and it’s just a beefburger with some chillies in it, i.e. someone’s attempting to gain from a bastardised caracature of the culture that wouldn’t be something someone from that culture would participate in. Right wing pundits intentionally misrepresented it as things like eating a traditional dish from another culture to make it sound stupid so people would dismiss it, and then people who’d only heard the misrepresentation but wanted to do the right thing or at least appear to be doing the right thing started acting like it was immoral to participate in any culture you weren’t born into.

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We have traditional foods?

  I’m gay because I want to eat pussy not because I eat tofu

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• m3t00@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  kfc has quesadillas?

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In some places there are combo-stores of the big Yum Food brands…KFC, TacoBell, Pizza Hut. Usually just 2.

    These are increasingly rare but the off-menu combination of items you can order is insane.

    You want a popcorn chicken cheesy gordita crunch?

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m at the Pizza Hut.

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dad Racist – Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

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    • gingernate@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’d be interested in a YouTube channel called the studio revue /sam reid

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The only ones I found wouldn’t do anything off-menu :'(

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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Idk all I do know is I want 2 of those

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Boobs.

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    • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Where?

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe it’s from a kfc/taco bell

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s pronounced “chicken bell”.

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• Janx@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, I’m only eating like a poor, gay person. Who, as a human being, is remarkable similar to me…

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• TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.

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  • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They probably drink water too!

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes, but do they breathe air??

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We also eat cock. If you eat dick, you might be gay. Like, a small chance.

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    • ADKSilence@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or British. Which, in a thread about appropriating food, spotted dick makes me giggle even more.

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• Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cerspence is joking right? I sometimes miss satire, which this has to be, right? Because no one is this stupid. Right?

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  • TheYojimbo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes

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    • Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thanks, I feel better now.

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  • Sabin10@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hope so but, if not, I want to know which foods are queer. I need a list.

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    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bananas.

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  • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He runs a satire cringe YouTube channel so yes

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So i cant slurp down hotdogs anymore?

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dafuq is gay cuisine? It is all food. Fuck that person.

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  • Town@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe this is a joke about excessive gatekeeping?

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    • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Impossible. There’s no markup indicating humor. How dare you try to make a fool of me.

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  • ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    BBQ is pretty gay in my opinion

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    • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      BBQ - 5 grown men spending hours together, thinking about putting juicy meat in their mouths after the sun sets

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    • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Big Black Qock

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    • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You mean BBQ+

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  • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s satire, he’s a YouTuber. He’s pretty funny too

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh, thanks for letting me know.

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  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🛫

    🤡

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Polla asado

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  • mosspiglet@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Let me start of with a basket of chips Then move on to the pollo asado taco I would like two pollo asado tacos with one beef chimichanga On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream I would like tomatoes and onions on my quesadilla

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• generallynonsensical@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As a person who grew up in a place where we used the word “queer” to mean “strange” or “weird”, with zero gender/sexuality links, I can see the person meaning “weird traditional foods”.

  Looking at you haggis.

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• crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ratatouille two confirmed

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