TomMasz

@TomMasz@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does most American's give shit to the French when if not for them we would have lost the revolution?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Americans forget that France was basically our only European ally for a very long time, while we fought the British twice. Memories of what happened in WWII, though, remain strong and color American perception. It’s mostly harmless joking based on stereotypes. The French are far more likely to go their own way compared to the British, including in areas of culture, and that annoys some people. Hence, the “freedom fries” kerfuffle during the 2003 Iraq war.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a culture/country that doesn't have sarcasm in its language?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Like the Southern expression “Bless your heart.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, a USB standard that can provide the data AND power requirements of a city.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, they can request 1.21GW, but the answer’s always “no”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oopsie occured⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Clean up any bloodstains with cold water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All fight no flight⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In a Buzz Lightyear kind of fashion. Most of the time, that’s good enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ţ̴̭̪̥̒̽̋͋̿̄́͊̾̌̓̀̔͝͝͝͝ͅh̵̬̙̩̞̻̰͇̠̭̦̊̽̆̓̍͆̑̓͌̓̋͊e̶̢̡͍̪͕̥̤̬̋͂̑̈́̚̕ͅͅ ̵̛̛͖̌̀́̌̑̃̆͆̈́͒́̌̕̚͠ǵ̸͎̩̭͒̎̉̈́̌͂̇o̸͇̗̙͖͋̚v̵͖̫͕̔̽́̋̀̋̈́̉͌͋̽̈́̓͑̚͝͝e̵̙̦̬͇̭̍̏͊̃ř̸̭͈̼̱̤̻̏̎̚n̸͍̰̠̆͆́̓̚͘͝m̷̏͂̕ͅẹ̸̡̨͎͉̲͍̝̲̌̿̽̔͊ͅṉ̶̬̠̱̩̔̌̈́̒̋͘⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bill has seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sure, Jan⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This seemed almost plausible right up until the “Kid Rock.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Send HOAs To the Stone Age⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  NIMBY intensifies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Top of the world, ma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wanna bet she did CrossFit to prepare?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The developers of PEAK, explaining how they decided on pricing for their game. ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I get it, but it reads like Trump talking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is g s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows 11 just lost 5% market share in two months despite Windows 10 losing support.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not an issue for me with my old machines that can’t run Windows 11. Bit of a security risk, obviously, but it doesn’t aggravate me every time I use it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No low ballers, I know what I have⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can smell this photo. It is not pleasant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug dealers hate this one weird trick!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looking at the ingredients, there’s nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  True shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It still blows my mind how ubiquitous communication is now. I just had someone message me instantly from a ship in the Mediterranean, while I'm on a flight in the US.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a double-edged sword.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cost of living is up. Paychecks are not. And workers are not OK.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, thanks for the info! We had no idea this was the case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like pugs are low-hanging fruit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this implying pugs are some kind of hideous monstrosity that spits in the face of god? When it’s our fault they’re like that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The PS5 has no games! smh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard Hitachi makes a controller that does that, you might want to check it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grinch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Employee: We don’t see color here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This reads like a script for an industrial safety video about wearing hard hats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You shall not cut!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only thing wrong with this is the inevitable sibling conflict over who got the biggest piece.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rest in pepperoni⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a member there, and it was ugly. He just couldn’t imagine anyone not sharing his opinion of himself as a genius.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guide - How to buy DDR5 in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hijacking a Best Buy truck seems like it would be faster if you’re willing to overlook the illegality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] A good cameraman says more than a thousand words⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Her expression is all “I’d rather be having a root canal than be answering questions.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(TW) Phishing mail in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A rage click response to rage bait.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(TW) Phishing mail in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is pretty good. The spelling and grammar are fine, and to be honest, the concept is sadly believable given how corporations have bowed down to Trump and MAGA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨macOS Tahoe icons do what Apple said designers should never do⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still on Sequoia and have no plans to upgrade. I’m hoping the departure of Alan Dye will result in something not so awful for the next OS. Then I might upgrade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you there, God?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s too busy making placekickers miss extra points right now, try again later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caw caw⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of elderly folks who are still living independently go to a podiatrist for nail trims since they lack the flexibility to do it themselves. This does happen in nursing homes, just not as often, especially if the person isn’t capable of requesting it themselves.