SnarkoPolo

@SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caw caw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You just made Quentin Tarantino start liking hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I e been doing it since I was 8. "Courtesy,"Google it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK to get a passport in the US, you need to have access to information about your parents and most recent ex-spouse⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My father was given a middle name at birth, which he changed when he got his Social Security card. I’ve already had a bit of legal difficulty with that one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Check mate, atheists. ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t have a rational discussion with a religionist, particularly one of the Christian/Islamic variety. They will appeal to their book of stories and to them, that should be enough for us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza styles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  APA style pizza, also too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's called traditional medicine sweety, look it up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just today, I found out my prostate biopsy was benign! Also four years cancer free, and I still have my bladder.

  I owe it all to Jeezus and alternative medicine, oh wait no, it was FUCKING SCIENCE.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨w e a k n e s s⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I met her briefly at a Comic-Con, and she is just as sweet as she is smart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m somewhat of a bad dude myself 🐟⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh, listen Bro. All that sushi i ate before? Just a misunderstanding, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly how?????⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, I understand he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Morbidly Rich Have Killed the American Dream⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The 1% deliberately changed the meaning of the American Dream. For decades, the American Dream was to be solidly, securely middle class. A house, a car, recreation, and enough security that your kids will have it a little better than you do.

  Through popular culture, that changed. Now, the dream is to be a billionaire. The ruling elite have moved the goalposts. With the American Dream permanently out of reach, the peons accept working poverty, and blame themselves for not being rich.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What're your strong opinions from an aged / dead fandom?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The third season of Forever Knight completely ruined the show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling the Joy on Christmas Morning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “You’re going to put someone’s eye out!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are we deprogramming empathy in the US?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. We have become a nation of de facto sovereign citizens. The average American thinks of nothing past the crummy job, the soul breaking commute, the mortgage, and another Ben Franklin for the third star on the fourth stripe on little Ayngylynn’s tae kwon do white belt. Frank Freeway and Susie Soccermom are too wrapped up in themselves to care what kind of people we are.

  Back in 1997, my sociology professor said the US would become the meanest society in history. And OMFFSM, I see it everywhere. There’s no more sense of community or even common courtesy. Hurt the other guy or get hurt. Violence over small things will soon be commonplace and inescapable. We will all have to be armed, much as we may hate it. This is all by design.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Transcribed text of Samantha Fulnecky's assignment, paper, and professor's comments⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She will probably get an honorary Doctor Of MAGA from Trump Looniversity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Transcribed text of Samantha Fulnecky's assignment, paper, and professor's comments⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to teach community college sociology. Even as a reaction paper, that is not college level work. I would have given the student one redo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So upset during the holidays!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I say Happy Holidays, and I’ve got a total of 6 trees in my house, outside lights, I don’t know how many nutcrackers. I must give the MAGAs serious confusion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨earth, fire, water, wind - it's not hard⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🎵 There may be many more yet But they haven’t been discovered 🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I use your shower?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fair's fair.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Make sure they’re not lickin’ em toadyfrogs!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨who is searching this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Suck a toad, then do some cow tipping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If no government shall bare arms against its own citizens. Then what is happening in LA?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fascism.