SnarkoPolo
@SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
- Comment on We live in the future! 1 day ago:
But the stock market is so bigly.
- Comment on My feelings on the Super Bowl 1 week ago:
I’m making pizza, and we will be watching the Puppy Bowl.
- Comment on Rent is theft 1 week ago:
Why do you think it’s been made so difficult to own a home?omg as you’re paying rent, you’re a cash cow.
- Comment on I'll take 20 2 weeks ago:
Well shit, if online quacks are allowed to push bogus supplements that supposedly remove vaccine immunity from people’s bodies, why not grow back foreskins and hymens?
The average American has replaced science with magic. This is going to be a third world hellscape.
- Comment on 'Scowling Void of Pure Nothingness': Critics Destroy $75 Million Melania Trump Documentary | Common Dreams 2 weeks ago:
Coincidentally, Ratner just got greenlit for Rush Hour 4, which had been in development hell since 2018.
- Comment on 'Scowling Void of Pure Nothingness': Critics Destroy $75 Million Melania Trump Documentary | Common Dreams 2 weeks ago:
The old story. Churches and other MAGA groups are buying blocks of seats. It’s playing to “sold out” empty houses.
- Comment on 'Scowling Void of Pure Nothingness': Critics Destroy $75 Million Melania Trump Documentary | Common Dreams 2 weeks ago:
War Of The Worlds probably got MAGAed for having a Black protagonist.
- Comment on YSK that a general strike is one of the most effective ways to push for change. There is a general strike in the works across the US for this Friday. 2 weeks ago:
The vast majority of Americans don’t have that option.
- Comment on Do people eat this? 2 weeks ago:
Tikka Masala is pretty fuggin’ good. And you lot did invent Worcestershire sauce. Oh, and your packaged snacks? Hugely better than the crap we get in the states. But you can have Mushy Peas.
- Comment on wizard posting 2 weeks ago:
A Wizard comes precisely when he means to!
- Comment on YSK what legal rights you have in encounters with ICE 2 weeks ago:
You have these rights on paper. In fact you have no rights. It’s obey or die.
You voted for this, America. But hey. Kamala wasn’t a True Socialist, amirite?
- Comment on World's first MAGA 3 weeks ago:
It’s also very heavy handed satire. Around 1975-76, Christian college kids wore yellow buttons that said “I FOUND IT.” The idea was that people would ask what they found, and that would be an opening for them to preach.
- Comment on Fake moo 4 weeks ago:
It’s McPeople!
- Comment on Tips 4 weeks ago:
Capitalism!..yay?
- Comment on YSK: A real American Civil war will NOT be like Battlefield or COD. 4 weeks ago:
Most of the voices calling for v10l3nt r3v01ut10n in the states are Russian bots or MAGA provocateurs.
- Comment on The consequences of not building enough housing 4 weeks ago:
Building it isn’t the problem. My Republican shithole burb just bulldozed the last of our open space, to build 600 single family units starting in the “low one millions.” Can’t afford that? No problem. They’re also building 2000 condos, starting in “the mid 500s.”
Starting to see the real problem?
- Comment on Definitely the safest source for advice 5 weeks ago:
LET’S GO DARWIN
- Comment on A generation taught not to think: AI in the classroom 5 weeks ago:
People who can’t think critically tend to vote Conservative.
Coincidence? I think not.
- Comment on Get this filth out of my sight 5 weeks ago:
“I do not dislike women. I merely deny them my essence.”
– General Jack D. Ripper, “Dr. Strangelove”
- Comment on 'No one verified the evidence': Woman says AI-generated deepfake text sent her to jail 5 weeks ago:
Welcome to fascism. Anyone (== law enforcement) will be able to produce fake evidence and send you to prison, or worse.
- Comment on Windows users keep losing files to OneDrive, and many don't know why 5 weeks ago:
When I went to save a file on my work laptop, it always tried to default to ScumDrive. I had to tell it to save it locally.
- Comment on Zootopia 5 weeks ago:
Unless she’s a Brazilian Cottontail.
- Comment on Zootopia 5 weeks ago:
“Ah—AH----WHAT’S UP DOC!”
- Comment on Do you have to deal with this during your morning commute? 5 weeks ago:
I just retired, and my wife still complains that I drive too fast. I’m joining a gym next week and getting back into writing and fermenting, and so won’t have much time to annoy Frank Freeway during his commute from hell.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Soon to be banned in the states. Childbirth will be a requirement.
- Comment on Zootopia 5 weeks ago:
Bunnylingus
- Comment on Caw caw 1 month ago:
You just made Quentin Tarantino start liking hands.
- Comment on The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down. 1 month ago:
I e been doing it since I was 8. "Courtesy,"Google it.
- Comment on YSK to get a passport in the US, you need to have access to information about your parents and most recent ex-spouse 1 month ago:
My father was given a middle name at birth, which he changed when he got his Social Security card. I’ve already had a bit of legal difficulty with that one.
- Comment on Check mate, atheists. 1 month ago:
You can’t have a rational discussion with a religionist, particularly one of the Christian/Islamic variety. They will appeal to their book of stories and to them, that should be enough for us.