SnarkoPolo

@SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Tikka Masala is pretty fuggin’ good. And you lot did invent Worcestershire sauce. Oh, and your packaged snacks? Hugely better than the crap we get in the states. But you can have Mushy Peas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wizard posting⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  A Wizard comes precisely when he means to!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK what legal rights you have in encounters with ICE⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You have these rights on paper. In fact you have no rights. It’s obey or die.

  You voted for this, America. But hey. Kamala wasn’t a True Socialist, amirite?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World's first MAGA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also very heavy handed satire. Around 1975-76, Christian college kids wore yellow buttons that said “I FOUND IT.” The idea was that people would ask what they found, and that would be an opening for them to preach.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake moo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s McPeople!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tips⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Capitalism!..yay?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: A real American Civil war will NOT be like Battlefield or COD.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of the voices calling for v10l3nt r3v01ut10n in the states are Russian bots or MAGA provocateurs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The consequences of not building enough housing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Building it isn’t the problem. My Republican shithole burb just bulldozed the last of our open space, to build 600 single family units starting in the “low one millions.” Can’t afford that? No problem. They’re also building 2000 condos, starting in “the mid 500s.”

  Starting to see the real problem?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely the safest source for advice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LET’S GO DARWIN

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A generation taught not to think: AI in the classroom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People who can’t think critically tend to vote Conservative.

  Coincidence? I think not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get this filth out of my sight⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I do not dislike women. I merely deny them my essence.”

  – General Jack D. Ripper, “Dr. Strangelove”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'No one verified the evidence': Woman says AI-generated deepfake text sent her to jail⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Welcome to fascism. Anyone (== law enforcement) will be able to produce fake evidence and send you to prison, or worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows users keep losing files to OneDrive, and many don't know why⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I went to save a file on my work laptop, it always tried to default to ScumDrive. I had to tell it to save it locally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless she’s a Brazilian Cottontail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ah—AH----WHAT’S UP DOC!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have to deal with this during your morning commute?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just retired, and my wife still complains that I drive too fast. I’m joining a gym next week and getting back into writing and fermenting, and so won’t have much time to annoy Frank Freeway during his commute from hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Soon to be banned in the states. Childbirth will be a requirement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bunnylingus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caw caw⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You just made Quentin Tarantino start liking hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I e been doing it since I was 8. "Courtesy,"Google it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK to get a passport in the US, you need to have access to information about your parents and most recent ex-spouse⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My father was given a middle name at birth, which he changed when he got his Social Security card. I’ve already had a bit of legal difficulty with that one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Check mate, atheists. ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t have a rational discussion with a religionist, particularly one of the Christian/Islamic variety. They will appeal to their book of stories and to them, that should be enough for us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza styles⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  APA style pizza, also too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's called traditional medicine sweety, look it up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just today, I found out my prostate biopsy was benign! Also four years cancer free, and I still have my bladder.

  I owe it all to Jeezus and alternative medicine, oh wait no, it was FUCKING SCIENCE.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨w e a k n e s s⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I met her briefly at a Comic-Con, and she is just as sweet as she is smart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m somewhat of a bad dude myself 🐟⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh, listen Bro. All that sushi i ate before? Just a misunderstanding, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly how?????⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, I understand he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Morbidly Rich Have Killed the American Dream⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The 1% deliberately changed the meaning of the American Dream. For decades, the American Dream was to be solidly, securely middle class. A house, a car, recreation, and enough security that your kids will have it a little better than you do.

  Through popular culture, that changed. Now, the dream is to be a billionaire. The ruling elite have moved the goalposts. With the American Dream permanently out of reach, the peons accept working poverty, and blame themselves for not being rich.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What're your strong opinions from an aged / dead fandom?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The third season of Forever Knight completely ruined the show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling the Joy on Christmas Morning⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “You’re going to put someone’s eye out!”