SnarkoPolo

@SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gen Z males twice as likely as baby boomers to believe wives should obey husbands⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking scary. I’m afraid not only for young women, but for all of us who are of a certain age. As the Zoomers start getting elected to Congressz state legislature, judgeships, they’re going to think things like health care and human rights aren’t important.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anal + doggy = ultimate loophole🫶⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I dated a few Christian girls, and just let me say, they can be pretty freaky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just trying to limit the human suffering⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There is going to be a very clumsily faked act of violence. Then, with Congress cheering him on, Dear Leader will “suspend” the Constitution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: Wage theft is the biggest crime by annual losses⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But but that’s Free Market Freedum! We can’t punish the Job Creators, because bible or some shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Device that can extract 1,000 liters of clean water a day from desert air revealed by 2025 Nobel Prize winner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, unless he sells the patent to Nestle, it’s COMMUNISM. Water is private property. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A joyful reminder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “More Money == Better Than You!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2022 was a bleak year 😢⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That makes the crap from my middle school lunchroom look appetizing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  1986, buy Microsoft

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A joyful reminder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you never have, take a look at the sketch comedy he did with David Cross back in the 90s, “Mr. Show.” Some incredibly innovative work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tulsa police pepper sprayed children for walking out/protesting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bringing the country to order. HAIL TRUMP! /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Political leaning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My brain hurts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Being vegan is unnatural"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Vegans will NEVER have the political clout to force their way of life on everyone, and they’re mad AF about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meanwhile on instagram⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Helping some self righteous NFL player make a touchdown, for His glory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meanwhile on instagram⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What the actual fuck.

  Bullshit like this, and the fact that there are soamy who believe it, is the reason I have zero hope left for the United States.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  IncEl Camino

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Say a humble thanks to the data centers for making the billionaires even more successful, and be glad you still get a water ration!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moats are back!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ll have radar, and antiaircraft artillery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Our Cleo once grabbed a whole KFC drumstick, and managed to swallow it whole. That was one expensive evening at Kitty ER.

  She also frickin LOVES Parmesan cheese. I caught her getting into a large cabinet, and in the back she had a stash of those little packets, like you get at a pizzeria.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They dream of hard peen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can see the family resemblance now!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “O ballocks! I’m going to get Epsteined, aren’t I?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “There! Look over THERE! SQUIRREL!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get. Out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I retired just in time. Even in public service, I was under constant pressure to use more AI, but “all your code should be handwritten.” Sheesh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Find what you like and stick with it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess I’m one of the few autistic people who doesn’t have food attachments. The only thing I decidedly dislike is sea urchin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All U.S. Social Security numbers may need to be changed following a massive breach that is already being investigated as a national threat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Another victory for Small Government and the Private Sector, puh-raise JEE-zuz-ah!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We live in the future!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But the stock market is so bigly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My feelings on the Super Bowl⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m making pizza, and we will be watching the Puppy Bowl.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rent is theft⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you think it’s been made so difficult to own a home?omg as you’re paying rent, you’re a cash cow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll take 20⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well shit, if online quacks are allowed to push bogus supplements that supposedly remove vaccine immunity from people’s bodies, why not grow back foreskins and hymens?

  The average American has replaced science with magic. This is going to be a third world hellscape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Scowling Void of Pure Nothingness': Critics Destroy $75 Million Melania Trump Documentary | Common Dreams⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Coincidentally, Ratner just got greenlit for Rush Hour 4, which had been in development hell since 2018.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Scowling Void of Pure Nothingness': Critics Destroy $75 Million Melania Trump Documentary | Common Dreams⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The old story. Churches and other MAGA groups are buying blocks of seats. It’s playing to “sold out” empty houses.