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That’s how you say thanks to a little friendly kidnapping.

The dude kidnaps/enslaves three of their warriors and casually accepts their invitation to diplomatic parley.

The natives had a simpler solution to his reign of terror.

In fairness the US did achieve the goal of their cassus belli.

The UK agreed to stop abducting Americans into the Royal Navy.

Like standing up to the bully and walking away proud but with a bloody nose.

Sounds like admitting you’re the bad guys and will have to make up lies to justify this atrocity.

Sometimes the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy.

Crassus leaves to try fishing in a pond of Parthian alligators.

Blue eyes assure victory?

Fighting for the republic versus fighting for a rich nepo baby.

This is why Uday and Qusay Hussein had to die.

A brutal dictator who promises to make his children into brutal dictators has implicated his family in his crimes.

If he had wanted to keep them safe they would have fled or abdicated instead of keeping them as heirs to the throne.

Especially Seville Oranges

Or “marijuana ruins lives” ( because we’ll ruin yours )

I thought they were basically armored troop carriers?

In that role they can traverse almost any terrain and are nearly impervious to blaster fire.

But without air superiority they’re sitting ducks.

Oh great, it’s a bot that hallucinates answers to questions no one asked.

4 answers for one acronym, pat yourself on the back there buddy.

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