ulterno

@ulterno@programming.dev

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it that clasped hands tends to be the norm for praying? 🙏⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just gonna leave this here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accused killer of US insurance CEO pleads not guilty to 'terrorist' murder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, just a dacoit.
  Mercenaries are paid to kill. This one just kills and loots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨April Fools’ joke results in Japanese firm making a beige ’80s throwback PC case⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All you need is good airflow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fossil collection found in Neanderthal cave suggests abstract thinking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Big Discovery: Children played in the past

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony reportedly looking to acquire Kadokawa, owner of ELDEN RING dev FromSoftware⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So could it be that FromSoftware is considering selling out and working to increase their stock prices, to get a better deal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony reportedly looking to acquire Kadokawa, owner of ELDEN RING dev FromSoftware⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sony seems to have a pretty workable strategy now.

  1. Want to acquire a company for cheaper.
  2. Make news that they are going to acquire.
  3. Target company’s sales plummet, because gamers don’t want Sony DRM
  4. Cheap company to buy.

  So unless FromSoftware releases a statement claiming they won’t be bought by Sony, I’m not buying any more of their stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DOJ to ask judge to force Google to sell off Chrome, Bloomberg reports⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Google: Sure, we’ll sell it to anyone who pays off our Russian Govt fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DOJ to ask judge to force Google to sell off Chrome, Bloomberg reports⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DOJ to ask judge to force Google to sell off Chrome, Bloomberg reports⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called “Distribution of Power”.
  We should be thankful it’s still here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frog's Gift⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Little female frogs in your pregnancy test!
  :Pop it open and find it there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frog's Gift⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The Game Theory was considered useless at the time.
  It prevented a Nuclear WW3 for so many years.

  And it will still prevent stuff from going nuclear until enough world government officials become foolish enough to be unable to understand it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I chose the penguin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
  • Your documents have been lost because the crash was related to OneDrive sync.
  • All documents that were synced with OneDrive ^[i.e. your whole computer, because you have no HDD and OneDrive is your secondary memory] have been lost.
  • Your banking information was saved on the same location as other OneDrive data and your browsing and recall history, right next to its decryption keys (only you didn’t get to see the rest), so your account got emptied too.
  • The crash was caused due to Edge crashing on the server. Other services, such as the parental controls for your children’s Neuralinks were dependent on Edge on that server and the crash caused high intensity feedback in your children’s brains, invoking blinding rage and causing them to brutally murder each other.
  • A friendly reminder. Microsoft Products’ error messages stopped explicitly mentioning OneDrive, ever since they stopped saving data to your local secondary memory in favour of their cloud servers.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half-Life 2 peaks at 52,000 concurrent players, 20 years after its release⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Imma go make it 52001

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Covfefe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And then you chug down the medicinal substance like food until you can’t count to 10 without chugging down a Litre of it. 👍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anyway, i started blastin'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No idea. I just read heard that this is A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anyway, i started blastin'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  in the new section of Science Memes, A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reporters Without Borders sues X⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Had they just used some punctuation - “The press freedom group Reporters Without Borders on Thursday, announced”, it would have made it easier to get. Even, “The press freedom group Reporters Without Borders, on Thursday, announced” would be doable.

  How do these feel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft builds first datacenters with wood to slash carbon emissions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  graph of binding energy per nucleon for stable nuclei

  And gives some energy in the process? Yeah, it’s just kinda hard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anyway, i started blastin'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Any chance you’re a lawyer?

  Physicists come pretty close too, and guess where you are

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People born after 2000 have never seen the cosmic microwave background on their TV set.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Except for that most of it was not.
  A lot of the noise on the screen (and speaker) was affected by radiation from nearby stuff.

  I’d think that nowadays, it would be even more so, with way more WiFi and mobile phone signals everywhere. Now sure, different frequencies mean they would affect less, but the cumulative effect would still be more than the CMBR.