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@dumbass@piefed.social
- Comment on Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Sam Altman among billionaires investing in 'Freedom City' to be built on Greenland 11 hours ago:
Yeah… “fReEdOm CiTy” .
- Comment on Guys there's a message in my Apple Jacks! 11 hours ago:
Oompa Loompa doompaty deal
I put my dick in your breakfast cereal
- Comment on Self-Care 1 day ago:
Like one of these but googly eyes instead of tape.
- Comment on Self-Care 1 day ago:
I E seen a hat with my tits are down here on it before, it was relieving to have written consent to look.
- Comment on Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney argues banning Twitter over its ability to AI-generate pornographic images of minors is just 'gatekeepers' attempting to 'censor all of their political opponents' 1 day ago:
Yeah, I’d like to censor tho pedophile politicians, with my rpg censor.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
This is like texting your ex at 3am “you up”.
- Comment on you will hear from me soon 5 days ago:
Be the change you want to see.
- Comment on Hamster life 5 days ago:
That’s on you bud!
- Comment on Hamster life 5 days ago:
That’s up to you.
- Comment on Listen up 5 days ago:
He sneezes and his ears rip out of the Velcro.
- Comment on Hamster life 5 days ago:
What about an iPhone? Could you store that in your cheeks?
- Comment on Are you there, God? 6 days ago:
Why stop there, we have an expert in blowing up star systems.
- Comment on Can't stop won't stop 6 days ago:
Here, take my username, you earnt it with that story.
- Comment on idk how to title this one man 1 week ago:
Maybe she stole a geological feature from him in my version.
- Comment on idk how to title this one man 1 week ago:
I googled it and all that came up was images like this
Image - Comment on idk how to title this one man 1 week ago:
I did my best.
He wore nerdy glasses, his hair was slightly receding. Her breast grazed his shoulder as she leaned in to take a peak at his images folder. “Favourite girls….” The rest is self explanatory.
- Comment on AI Deepfakes Are Impersonating Pastors to Try to Scam Their Congregations 1 week ago:
Pastors: Hey! It’s my job to rip them off! Damn AI taking our jobs!
- Comment on The Wagon 1 week ago:
I have the Hank Hill style.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
He’s the worst part about the Minecraft movie, have absolutely anyone else and it would have been better.
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 1 week ago:
Damn occupational health and safety fucking ruins everything!
- Comment on Coming in hot 1 week ago:
I like that it’s specifically Jamaican cocks, I hate when my cock soup has mixed cocks, sullies the flavour.
- Comment on Y’all ain’t ready for this 1 week ago:
Yeah, its called American beer.
- Comment on rules of the pirate code 1 week ago:
Yeah, that’s why it’s sinking…. I’m not taking advice from some dumb fucking Skeleton pirate who breaks shitty smalls boats.
- Comment on ‘I’m just a girl in Canada trying to get everyone their vibrators’: Why a Toronto sex toy store got a letter from the U.S. Department of War 1 week ago:
Only an act of Congress can all the US to *insert one of the many things he did last year* .
- Comment on For my older Millennials 1 week ago:
You can get it in gell form and just lather yourself with it. It’s so good.
- Comment on You do get a hot blue alien wife though... 1 week ago:
Yeah, but he looked like he was really fucking enjoying that weird hair tentacle shit.
- Comment on Hidding place 1 week ago:
They even come with a free Venezuelan presidents wife! Bloody bargain!
- Comment on Yum 1 week ago:
If the complaint was funny enough I would.
- Comment on Meta didn't do all it could to fend off scam ads, report claims 1 week ago:
No shit, I spent half of last year stopping my mum getting scammed from Facebook ads.
- Comment on Never meet your heroes 1 week ago:
I am going to the penitentiary
Because I got busted for selling fentynal
Barney needs a lawyer now.
