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@dumbass@piefed.social
- Comment on lost unicorn 👍 12 hours ago:
Don’t listen to the sign, if you see the unicorn it means you’ve nearly taken the right amount of drugs to level up, keep on trucking soldier!
- Comment on WMD 1 day ago:
We cherish our thongs in Australia, we dont use them for fear, thats what a wooden spoon is for.
- Comment on No, really, I will! 1 day ago:
dealers choice.
- Comment on Jack Dorsey's New Company Falling Apart as It Forces Employees to Use AI 1 day ago:
pffft, you give him too much credit.
- Comment on pro tip 1 day ago:
I did this and now im legally not allowed to own an animal in the state of Nebraska.
- Comment on I can see the family resemblance now! 1 day ago:
Nah they think he’s the scapegoat to shut us up, but really he’s just the breadsticks at the start of a 3 course meal, gotta save room for the main course, we haven’t even had appetizers yet. .
- Comment on I can see the family resemblance now! 1 day ago:
Crypt keeper: And I thought I looked like a monster… *maniacal laugh* fades to credits.
- Comment on I can see the family resemblance now! 1 day ago:
Its that blue blood.
- Comment on I can see the family resemblance now! 1 day ago:
Nah, hea a predator.
- Comment on No, really, I will! 1 day ago:
- Comment on No, really, I will! 1 day ago:
man, people used to give a fuck, now everyones stingy with their fucks and keep lying about having no fucks to give, when I can clearly see your fucks right there!
- Comment on No, really, I will! 1 day ago:
Its not the fuck I wanted, but its the fuck I got!
- Comment on No, really, I will! 1 day ago:
hmm, ill take that bet, windows 98 was shit!
so, when do I get fuck?
- Comment on I can see the family resemblance now! 1 day ago:
Huh, so its not just me entertaining myself when I do that.
I always answer headline questions like they were asked to me directly.
- Comment on (REDO) FediNSFW the announcements community for the lemmyNSFW replacement 2 days ago:
A one handed salute then.
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- Comment on (REDO) FediNSFW the announcements community for the lemmyNSFW replacement 2 days ago:
and a one handed round of applause can be heard in the distance!
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Yeah, well, fucking do something about it then.. out these assholes, arrest and throw them in a hole, punch them, fuckinf anything, once.
- Comment on Shit, I'd pay $9 4 days ago:
we need a feature where if a number that isn’t stored rings before sending a text, it auto ignores the call untill a text is sent.
- Comment on me after posting on lemmy excited to read all the replies 4 days ago:
User has deleted their reply
- Comment on Brave CEO claims news about Brave Browser tracking its users is “fake news” 4 days ago:
We dont track our users, in fact, we have a list of people who were pushing this and looking at news about, so we shall be dealing with those individuals and their browsing history.
- Comment on Just A Friendly Reminder 4 days ago:
Post your favourite recipes here, I’m a sucker for a good old honey glazed roast billionaire, with some boiled ans baked potatoes, some fresh apple sauce and a bit of gravy.
- Comment on Did I miss something? Is YouTube down? 4 days ago:
its ok, you’re among friends here.
- Comment on Did I miss something? Is YouTube down? 4 days ago:
yeah but I need my rslash stories playing in the background while I doomscroll piefed.
- Comment on Did I miss something? Is YouTube down? 4 days ago:
Now how am I supposed to procrastinate!
- Comment on This image is over 15 years old. It's classic. Exquisite. Unique and rare. One of a kind meme. Something for the people who enjoy vintage. Enjoy 4 days ago:
I’ll grab the mop.
- Comment on This image is over 15 years old. It's classic. Exquisite. Unique and rare. One of a kind meme. Something for the people who enjoy vintage. Enjoy 5 days ago:
I’ll happily try and throw you though a doorway.
- Comment on This image is over 15 years old. It's classic. Exquisite. Unique and rare. One of a kind meme. Something for the people who enjoy vintage. Enjoy 5 days ago:
No one does hobbies like shirtless asian men who live alone.
- Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent 6 days ago:
I do, but apparently its illegal to test intense hallucinogenic psychedelic drugs on people now.
- Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent 6 days ago:
Nah, I’m a job creator.
