criss_cross
@criss_cross@lemmy.world
- Comment on Device that can extract 1,000 liters of clean water a day from desert air revealed by 2025 Nobel Prize winner 10 hours ago:
We need to harness Desert Power!
- Comment on He'll arrest you with his nippies ❤️🔥 15 hours ago:
This ain’t a shitpost. This is just spitting facts.
- Comment on Sell your RAM, and quickly go from COD to the real world. 15 hours ago:
Her spawn point is just reaaaally far down below ground.
- Comment on OpenAI strikes a deal with the Defense Department to deploy its AI models 21 hours ago:
- Comment on Aging 21 hours ago:
Taylor swift without make up
- Comment on Aging 21 hours ago:
Left: Taylor Swift without make up
Right: Dave Mustaine. Front man for Megadeth (a band that’s been going since the 80s).
- Comment on Anthropic says it ‘cannot in good conscience’ allow Pentagon to remove AI checks 1 day ago:
It’s probably more they don’t wanna get blamed if AI launches missiles because the idiots in charge pressed shift+tab and yolo’d.
Claude: “You’re right. I completely committed a war crime. I’m so very sorry! How would you like to proceed?”
- Comment on Now that the DOW is below 50,000, are we allowed to care again? 1 day ago:
That’s the neat part! When it’s down that means we ignore crimes to get it back up.
When it’s back up we ignore crimes because we’re doing good!
There is no winning in fascism!
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 1 day ago:
The more the internet progresses the more I feel like text only browsers are the way to go
- Comment on スマイリング・フレンズ [Smiling Friends news] 2 days ago:
Nooooooooo
- Comment on Specifically Schnauzer 2 days ago:
Woof
- Comment on Well I could walk them through it step by step 2 days ago:
Or hang him on the wall above the mantle?
- Comment on I saw a turd on my way home from work! 2 days ago:
Man Unreal’s texture pop in keeps getting worse.
- Comment on Burger King will use AI to check if employees say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ 2 days ago:
“Im sorry Sylvia we’re going to have to let you go. You didn’t say ‘thank you’ enough.
It says here you were obsessed with someone named ‘Hank Ewe’. Absolutely deplorable. “
- Comment on Ads used to be different 💔 2 days ago:
Thank god I was worried we’d need age verification to protect the children.
- Comment on Marvel MaXimum Collection | Reveal Trailer 3 days ago:
Saw the logo and thought “Maxxximum” collection and thought this was gonna be something entirely different.
In all seriousness…ehhhh. The arcade games are cool but you can’t pay me enough to try Arcades Revenge again. I still have nightmares about the Juggernaut boss.
- Comment on 'I had to RUN to my Mac mini like I was defusing a bomb': OpenClaw AI chose to 'speedrun' deleting Meta AI safety director's inbox due to a 'rookie error' 4 days ago:
If I was a director of AI safety I wouldn’t let openclaw within 100feet of anything. Let alone my work machine.
- Comment on i have a very high libido and my shitposts reflect that, sorry 4 days ago:
Hot pizza cheese on balls does not sound pleasant.
- Comment on An AI Thought Experiment on Substack Is Sending The Stock Market Spiraling 4 days ago:
Aw shit does this mean crime isn’t legal anymore?
- Comment on Womp womp womp. 5 days ago:
- Comment on Womp womp womp. 6 days ago:
It’s even better because when they do get paid if they leave before their 5 years they have to pay back their bonuses INCLUDING tax.
So they’re kinda paying for the privilege of hunting minorities. Really sick to think about.
- Comment on lmao 1 week ago:
Claude summarize this meme for me. Explain it like I’m 5.
- Comment on 'We Thought It Would Be Fun': Nintendo Has a Whole FAQ on Why It's Selling Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen Separately for $20 Each - IGN 1 week ago:
Lmao hard pass.
I’m all for buying current games and remasters but $20 for a 20 year old game (that they’re releasing the editions separately) is absurd.
- Comment on Race for AI is making Hindenburg-style disaster ‘a real risk’, says leading expert 1 week ago:
With society insisting that it’ll take off in the future and only suckers would leave.
- Comment on Oh no, Intel is moving customer support to AI 1 week ago:
They don’t.
- Comment on [WSJ] Pentagon Used Anthropic’s Claude in Maduro Venezuela Raid 1 week ago:
Claude, how do I recover from a wicked bender so I can run a warroom
- Comment on Over 50,000 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Elon Musk's xAI loses second cofounder in 48 hours 2 weeks ago:
It’s okay this just means he got replaced with AI right?!?!
- Comment on Practical and Logical 2 weeks ago:
My wife does this too. Not really just a boy thing.
- Comment on Trump FTC wants Apple News to promote more Fox News and Breitbart stories 2 weeks ago:
I want to make a set up of RSS to pull stories and ollama to summarize them into a daily newspaper.
Last time I tried RSS bare there’s so much cruft because all sites put out a ton of SEO garbage hoping for ad revenue and google sempai to notice them that I need something to wade through the garbage.
