Klear

@Klear@quokk.au

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American cops think they're what American firemen ARE.⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This one is fire too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  nice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've recently turned into a blocker.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just tag the worst assholes and then simply not engage next time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some are too young to understand ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hard drive good, phone bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not everyone has what it takes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s 43, not 28.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At 1%⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Relevant xkcd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alien (1979) predates Predator (1987)⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A true predatorception, predating Inception (2010), of course.

• Alien (1979) predates Predator (1987)
  Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩ | ⁨17⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder what game they're trying to play⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just play Trover Saves the Universe and get the Happy Ending.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mr. Pope⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t help but read the pope’s text in the voice of Dagoth Ur.

  Come, Nerevar, come and return to the Heart 🎵

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S A TRAP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S A TRAP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  and will do so every time it reaches a whole number

  It will kill an infinity every time it will move any distance no matter how small.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony trying to warn the player they're settling for a lesser horse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is the horse armoured?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m trying not to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, let them sleep. Reality is not worth it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In this essay...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like how it’s valid to use “more specifically” as you’re specifying what exactly he did, but in both cases those are more general claims rather than more specific ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animal guessing game!!! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmmmm! It taste just like raisins!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animal guessing game!!! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I give it a lick?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that only by being yourself will you find people who like the real you. No one can beat you at being you, but you’ll only ever be second best at pretending to be someone else.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that only by being yourself will you find people who like the real you. No one can beat you at being you, but you’ll only ever be second best at pretending to be someone else.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are who you are
  noone else can be you
  You do what you do
  noone else does you as well as you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get back here⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You removed the ebaumsworld.com tag! Now he’s gonna sue your ass…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deep⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  skamtebord

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unite!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m also dumbing my ass!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not rule⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can also speed this process up if you want to!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not rule⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably because you’re friends with this embarassing excuse for a person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say it slowly.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t stress the asshole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Especiallyif you drink scotch beforehand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not gonna use a time machine in order to have done this every time I need some tape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh cool⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The moon is super important because it shines during the night when it’s dark, while the sun is only ever in the sky during the day when it’s bright outside, so it’s much less important.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Relevant xkcd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Care Bear dwarf planet…