OhStopYellingAtMe

@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name of this private road in Colorado cracks me up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather lick someone’s butt then eat a pickle. Or eat the pickle first. Either order is fine. But simultaneously us out of the question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Follow the rules!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  In my job, I put on all five of those hats in. The same day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word ofs wisedome⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “A bird in the hand gathers no moss.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word ofs wisedome⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t take it with you.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Currency⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Big Macs are gross though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who farted?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or (hear me out) the writers of Scrubs worked a lot of true stories into their show?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah #10 is how mine is set up. Except the center monitor is an extra wide curved monitor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you people all bots?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminds me of that Reddit sub “r/totallynotrobots”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ever hear of the vinegar strokes face?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 Sales Reportedly Struggled Over The Christmas Period⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The games are prohibitively expensive.

  Even if you calculate hours-of-entertainment-per-dollar-spent, it’s crazy expensive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adderall vape?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I read somewhere that smoking it makes you see the shadow people who are constantly watching us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wagon⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  girlfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it’s our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later.

  Ok. So?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you flush it with the lid open? That’s kinda gross man. There’s splashing, even if you can’t see it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always close the lid when I’m not using my toilet. So do my wife and kid. It’s weird that people leave theirs open.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in the squid squad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leaker Who Apple Is Suing Says 'Screw It,' Here's the Foldable iPhone Early⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I said usually….

  Smartphones prior to the iPhone sucked.

  MP3 players prior to the iPod sucked.

  Tablets prior to the iPad sucked.

  Smart watches prior to the Apple Watch sucked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leaker Who Apple Is Suing Says 'Screw It,' Here's the Foldable iPhone Early⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apple usually prefers to do it right rather than do it first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3184: Funny Numbers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Now, my story begins in nineteen dickety two. We had to say dickety 'cause the kaiser had stolen our word twenty….”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3184: Funny Numbers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs to add my favorite number: 8647

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Are You⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In this context it’s short for “I guess.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're switching produce! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are pics of Gene Shallot as a baby, with his dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milking this one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t that be more effective if it was white milk + powdered milk? Otherwise isn’t he just making his 2% or whatever a slightly higher %?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do we have No Man's Sky fans here?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the game. Just don’t have the time to play it anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You've probably met someone who has killed a person⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I met the guy who killed my best friend. At her funeral. He was her boyfriend. He got her addicted to drugs. Technically she killed herself by OD-ing, but had he never got her addicted she’d still be alive today. I couldn’t face him. He tried to talk to be and just walked away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being in love is like...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Megalodamn!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grok is spreading misinformation about the Bondi Beach shooting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Grok is spreading misinformation about the Bondi Beach shooting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bell peppers are the same colours as traffic lights⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No. It’s true. I lived in Cincinnati for a while. They do indeed call bell peppers mangoes. Makes no damn sense but then neither did much of what I saw in Cincinnati.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Baby don’t hurt me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I assume it's corn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨calcium and potassium⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating my polonium lava-houses.