OhStopYellingAtMe
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
- Comment on How come there's BMW and BMX but no BMY or BMZ? 2 days ago:
Bicycle Motor-Yoss Bicycle Motor Zoss
- Comment on Gaysadilla 2 days ago:
Corn dogs for sure.
- Comment on Would you ever call your son a disappointment? 3 days ago:
Yeah, if he came home spirting a maga hat or a Charlie Kirk t-shirt or something.
I’m raising my kid to be smart and to care about others. So really I’d be disappointed in myself for not being a better teacher. - Comment on Whatta my color? 🤩 1 week ago:
I was lucky enough to be born with bright green eyes, and cursed with terrible nearsightedness and so need glasses to see more than a foot past my nose. Alas
- Comment on xkcd #3217: Home Remedies 1 week ago:
Give the skunk a Bloody Mary. The vodka will help dissolve the gum and will help with the hangover, the tomato juice will help neutralize the smell, the garnish will keep the lil guy occupied as to not bite you.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 1 week ago:
Man, I still remember my old dial-up BBS handle.
- Comment on xkcd #3214: Electric Vehicles 2 weeks ago:
Imagine having a gas station at home in your garage (assuming you own a house). Every time you’re home and your car is sitting in the garage (which is most of the time for most people), the “gas station” is slowly feeding “gas” into your car. You never even have to go to a real gas station, except on long trips (200+ miles).
I plug my EV in at home on the weekends. It charges overnight. Monday, I drive it to work (30 miles) and if there’s a charger available there, I charge it up for free. Over the 8 hours I work, the car charges up enough to refill both the trip to work plus enough for the trip home. If all I’m doing is to/from work, I don’t even have to plug in at home on weekdays.
I barely pay for fuel at all. I never have to stand at a gas pump in the freezing cold.
If I’m ever running low on charge (rare) I can find a charging station OR use the emergency plug-in charger & extension cord I keep in my frunk at any available outlet anywhere in the country. I’ve never had to use it, but I have it.
For me, an EV was the best option. I’ll never go back to an IC car.
- Comment on Ohio EPA weighs allowing data centers to dump wastewater into rivers 2 weeks ago:
Burning River is back, baby!
- Comment on Device that can extract 1,000 liters of clean water a day from desert air revealed by 2025 Nobel Prize winner 2 weeks ago:
My aunt and uncle Double suns
And sippin’ blue milk. - Comment on Guinness wasn't proud of this one. 4 weeks ago:
You can certainly come to a sudden conclusion.
- Comment on A Statement From The White House 5 weeks ago:
Who knew the P in “POTUS” stood for “Pooper?”
Anyway, I assume he only wears gold-plated diapers. - Comment on Gimme an apple 5 weeks ago:
Did Tina Belcher write this?
- Comment on Name of this private road in Colorado cracks me up 5 weeks ago:
I’d rather lick someone’s butt then eat a pickle. Or eat the pickle first. Either order is fine. But simultaneously us out of the question.
- Comment on Follow the rules! 1 month ago:
In my job, I put on all five of those hats in. The same day.
- Comment on Word ofs wisedome 1 month ago:
“A bird in the hand gathers no moss.”
- Comment on Word ofs wisedome 1 month ago:
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t take it with you.”
- Comment on Currency 1 month ago:
Big Macs are gross though.
- Comment on Who farted? 1 month ago:
Or (hear me out) the writers of Scrubs worked a lot of true stories into their show?
- Comment on Real and True 1 month ago:
Yeah #10 is how mine is set up. Except the center monitor is an extra wide curved monitor.
- Comment on Are you people all bots? 1 month ago:
This reminds me of that Reddit sub “r/totallynotrobots”
- Comment on Zootopia 2 months ago:
Ever hear of the vinegar strokes face?
- Comment on Switch 2 Sales Reportedly Struggled Over The Christmas Period 2 months ago:
The games are prohibitively expensive.
Even if you calculate hours-of-entertainment-per-dollar-spent, it’s crazy expensive.
- Comment on Adderall vape? 2 months ago:
I read somewhere that smoking it makes you see the shadow people who are constantly watching us.
- Comment on The Wagon 2 months ago:
girlfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it’s our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later.
Ok. So?
- Comment on The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down. 2 months ago:
Do you flush it with the lid open? That’s kinda gross man. There’s splashing, even if you can’t see it.
- Comment on The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down. 2 months ago:
I always close the lid when I’m not using my toilet. So do my wife and kid. It’s weird that people leave theirs open.
- Comment on Do it. 2 months ago:
I’m in the squid squad
- Comment on Leaker Who Apple Is Suing Says 'Screw It,' Here's the Foldable iPhone Early 2 months ago:
I said usually….
Smartphones prior to the iPhone sucked.
MP3 players prior to the iPod sucked.
Tablets prior to the iPad sucked.
Smart watches prior to the Apple Watch sucked.
- Comment on Leaker Who Apple Is Suing Says 'Screw It,' Here's the Foldable iPhone Early 2 months ago:
Apple usually prefers to do it right rather than do it first.
- Comment on xkcd #3184: Funny Numbers 2 months ago:
“Now, my story begins in nineteen dickety two. We had to say dickety 'cause the kaiser had stolen our word twenty….”
