OhStopYellingAtMe
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
- Comment on Leaker Who Apple Is Suing Says 'Screw It,' Here's the Foldable iPhone Early 12 hours ago:
Apple usually prefers to do it right rather than do it first.
- Comment on xkcd #3184: Funny Numbers 4 days ago:
“Now, my story begins in nineteen dickety two. We had to say dickety 'cause the kaiser had stolen our word twenty….”
- Comment on xkcd #3184: Funny Numbers 4 days ago:
Needs to add my favorite number: 8647
- Comment on What Are You 5 days ago:
In this context it’s short for “I guess.”
- Comment on We're switching produce! 6 days ago:
Those are pics of Gene Shallot as a baby, with his dad.
- Comment on Milking this one 6 days ago:
Wouldn’t that be more effective if it was white milk + powdered milk? Otherwise isn’t he just making his 2% or whatever a slightly higher %?
- Comment on Do we have No Man's Sky fans here? 1 week ago:
I love the game. Just don’t have the time to play it anymore.
- Comment on You've probably met someone who has killed a person 1 week ago:
I met the guy who killed my best friend. At her funeral. He was her boyfriend. He got her addicted to drugs. Technically she killed herself by OD-ing, but had he never got her addicted she’d still be alive today. I couldn’t face him. He tried to talk to be and just walked away.
- Comment on Being in love is like... 1 week ago:
Megalodamn!
- Comment on Grok is spreading misinformation about the Bondi Beach shooting 1 week ago:
Grok is spreading misinformation
about the Bondi Beach shooting - Comment on Bell peppers are the same colours as traffic lights 1 week ago:
No. It’s true. I lived in Cincinnati for a while. They do indeed call bell peppers mangoes. Makes no damn sense but then neither did much of what I saw in Cincinnati.
- Comment on It was completely lost on me, at first. 1 week ago:
Baby don’t hurt me
- Comment on I assume it's corn 2 weeks ago:
Horse.
- Comment on calcium and potassium 2 weeks ago:
It will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating my polonium lava-houses.
- Comment on Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement 2 weeks ago:
At least he does doing what he loved: being a giant douche.
- Comment on I had never heard of THIS before 3 weeks ago:
You have to yell “Sic semper tyrannis!” After you do it.
- Comment on I fall for it every year. Every. Year. 3 weeks ago:
The prevailing theory is that McDonald’s brings the McRib back whenever pork futures are down, because it maximizes profit. That is usually seasonal- in the early autumn, when grilling season is over.
- Comment on I fall for it every year. Every. Year. 3 weeks ago:
I read a tweet once that said that Burger King’s chicken nuggets tasted like “deer ankles.”
Another apt comparison. - Comment on NEVER OBSOLETE 3 weeks ago:
I used to be a retail PC service tech back when these things were new. I remember scoffing at the “never obsolete” tag. They were obsolete while still new in the box.
- Comment on how time flows 3 weeks ago:
- Haircut Dude is a hit man. He’s a remorseless psychopath. He’s hunting dude 2.
- Dude 2 stumbled across a bunch of money from a drug-deal-gone-wrong. He’s trying to hide from everyone who wants it back, including Haircut Dude.
- Dude 3 is a sheriff. He’s also looking for Dude 2, as part of his investigation into the drug-deal-gone-wrong. He realizes pretty quick that he’s in over his head and probably gonna die.
- Dude 4 is a bounty hunter. He finds Dude 2 and offers to protect him, in exchange for the money.
- Haircut Dude kills Dude 2 & 4 & the drug dealers & several others, but he also randomly spares some people, including Dude 2.
I disagree with the other fella who said there’s no moral or theme. This story is all about destiny, fate and the ever-persistent approach of our own deaths, and also we’re all responsible for our own actions but maybe not our own fates. The story is dripping with metaphor.
- Comment on Bring bathroom doors back to hotels 4 weeks ago:
Is this a US thing? I live in the US, I’ve stayed at many hotels in the US, and I have never, ever seen recent heard of a hotel without bathroom doors.
But no, in general we are not ok over here and could use some help removing a fascist regime.
- Comment on [meme request] Dinosaur or frog memes for a sad friend 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on "Jurassic" Park 4 weeks ago:
Don’t be pedantic. They picked the name because it sounded cool and got the point across.
- Comment on Libraries are cool 4 weeks ago:
But would you trust everyone who takes a book off the shelf to put it back exactly where they found it?
- Comment on *confused flatfish noises* 4 weeks ago:
Humans are predatory animals.
- Comment on Lawmakers Want to Ban VPNs—And They Have No Idea What They're Doing 4 weeks ago:
Could it simply be that your VPN puts you in a region which Wisconsin doesn’t want to provide access? So if your current VPN server is in Vancouver, maybe Wisconsin blocks traffic from outside of WI or the US, because why should/would any legit “Vancouver” person need access to Wisconsin data?
- Comment on FACTS 4 weeks ago:
Going on a date with a girl means agreeing with a girl on where to go.
Agreeing with a girl? Miss me with that gay shit. - Comment on Parenting advice 4 weeks ago:
I once ate a nice chili which robbed me of my vision for an entire day.
- Comment on What game is a guilty pleasure of yours? 4 weeks ago:
I still play that on my PS4 when the mood strikes. Fun game.
- Comment on I was gonna stop cornposting but then I saw this 4 weeks ago:
And his wife Natalie Dee!