OhStopYellingAtMe
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 1 hour ago:
I use discarded cat food tins. Pour the grease into the tin, wait for it to solidify, toss in trash.
- Comment on Oatmeal 1 day ago:
Butterscotch Pudding is a big boy!
- Comment on In heat 1 week ago:
It’s just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.
That’s why I never leave the house without a raging boner. I found some pills at a truck stop gas station, I pop a few every time I need to go shopping or whatever. It frightens the children but the old ladies at the bingo parlor seem to dig it.
- Comment on Time to redraw America's borders in a way that finally makes sense. 1 week ago:
“America” is a shortened name for “United States of America,” in addition to the name of the continent. It can be both, you know.
- Comment on Might be time to find another job 1 week ago:
Or: one guy keeps brining in milk, and another guy keeps locking that guy’s milk.
- Comment on I am two of them 2 weeks ago:
Bitey food cooked in boiling hot oil.
- Comment on do American drug companies come up with their drug's name, or jingle first 2 weeks ago:
The USAN (United States Adopted Name) Council comes up with the drug names. They’re an independent group who assigns nonproprietary names to new drugs.
Drug companies can give their drug a brand name (like “Zyrtec”) but the USAN Council decides the universal name (like “Cetirizine”) first. - Comment on Science has gone too far 2 weeks ago:
Best of both worlds.
- Comment on I throw hands (grabbing my soup) 2 weeks ago:
I got confused and threw soup at the Nazi. Then I hi-fived a kitty.
- Comment on If a sandwich is defined as any food item between two pieces of bread, then a layer cake is a type of sandwich. 2 weeks ago:
It’s a stack of bread sandwiches- where the number of sandwiches is:
total number of slices / 3
- Comment on If a sandwich is defined as any food item between two pieces of bread, then a layer cake is a type of sandwich. 2 weeks ago:
Delicious.
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- Comment on Grim ass picture 3 weeks ago:
Ba ba donk a donk, I’m lovin it
- Comment on I wonder if they let the dog drive himself home 3 weeks ago:
Alleged perpetrator was questioned by officers on the scene, subject was asked to identify who is a good boy, and if he (alleged perp) is indeed the good boy. Alleged perp responded in the affirmative and was released with no further questions.
- Comment on Americans grapple with affordability crisis: "Hard for me just to survive" 3 weeks ago:
Two political parties in the US: one votes in “what’s best for everyone?” The other votes based on: “what’s best for ME?”
But here’s the kicker: the leadership of both parties (to varying degrees) only manages to administrate on what’s best for themselves.
- Comment on Peak male form 3 weeks ago:
#2 making a bold statement to go sans mustachio.
- Comment on Not sure exactly what they are selling 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, Mandi. Eat it.
- Comment on The D.E.N.N.I.S ship 4 weeks ago:
No.
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 4 weeks ago:
I remember dialing into bulletin board services to leave chat comments and share small files that would take hours to download.
- Comment on Madame Gasket 1 month ago:
1959 Chevy Bel Air
- Comment on Forbidden Tech 1 month ago:
I have a 50’ (15.25 m) extension cord on a wind-up reel. It has a separate 10’ (3m) cord from the reel hub, to plug into the wall outlet.
All I want is a way to plug it into the wall and be able to unreel it as I work, without that 10’ section getting all twisted. Kind of like a phone cord detangler (pic below), or the brake cable detangler/gyro on BMX stunt bikes.
I was trying to think of a way to make one but apparently it’s a “dangerous fire hazard” or whatever.
- Comment on I always get into to the wrong mlm 😫 1 month ago:
Wario Luigi Wario
- Comment on Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening 1 month ago:
Clearly they were trying to spell “per capita.”
- Comment on Oof 1 month ago:
Perpetuating the myth that student loan forgiveness means “your taxes are paying off student loans,” when it really means “government is telling banks to fuck off with their excessive interest rates on student loans.”
Tax money isn’t going to the banks* or the students. The students have usually paid off the loans, and are now struggling with the interest debt. The gov’t telling the bank to give up on that debt isn’t hurting anyone, but the bank doesn’t get as much profit as they could have - and since the banks own the senators & media outlets, we get the myth that student loan forgiveness means “taxes paying off student loans.”
*note - you think some deals do include the gov’t giving the banks some money to “cover their (imaginary) losses.”
- Comment on A retro-inspired Sci-Fi point-and-click adventure I'm working on. Let me know if you guess the main reference for the art style. 1 month ago:
If you play board games, it’s worth checking out. Lots of fun.
- Comment on A retro-inspired Sci-Fi point-and-click adventure I'm working on. Let me know if you guess the main reference for the art style. 1 month ago:
Art style reminds me of the board game: The Captain is Dead.
- Comment on Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do 2 months ago:
All Cops Are Blowjobbers
- Comment on You never forget your first 2 months ago:
Oddly enough, I did not.
- Comment on You never forget your first 2 months ago:
My first console was an Atari 2600. Well that was my family’s first.
My own fist was the original NES. Saved up my paper route money to buy it.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 2 months ago:
All of them have a flat handle. My personal preference is for a cylindrical handle. Heavier and easier to hold. Flat cutlery that looks like it was stamped out of sheet metal won’t do at all.
