crazycraw

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JPEG is pronounced Jay-Fegg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Jandalf didn’t light the beacons of Jondor so naturally the kinjdom of men must fall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FADED. 🥴⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  jesus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FADED. 🥴⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  what’s otherkin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An instant classic! Truly revolutionary!10/10 -IGN⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  YYEAAHHH

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An instant classic! Truly revolutionary!10/10 -IGN⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d ask if that’s Chappelle’s Pic but someone’s just gonna say…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the iris is the nipple of the eye⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s called oculolinctus and it leads to funky stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨there is a special place in hell for these scientists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “hey you, glad you’re awake…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨especially to the hallucinations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ooooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nothing really matters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  anyone can seeeeee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can a reasonable person genuinely believe in ghosts?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  sounds like a good band.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how it feels to chew 5 gum⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  did someone spike gum with lysergic acid diethylimide?

  because I ain’t never had no rainbow ass gum that didn’t have in it a nice healthy dose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Next round on you!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  looks like it has braille stories written all over it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to wash up!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  there is nothing confusing about it. use hands to spread your asshole and prepare for cock, apparently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When I eat a handful of chocolate-covered espresso beans, my stomach functions like a coffee maker to brew a small, internal caffé mocha⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  add 1 taco for the 3 stage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saved you a click: a 1911⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  would have thought he’d have preferred

  …a nail gun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forgot your ladder? No problem⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  light as a feather, stiff as a board, let me throw this second coat and be out the door

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't wait for 2016!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  but the company that does it is owned by a nazi. and also the yogurt is cursed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  you’re a towel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really need to bring back the 70s conversation pits⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s some move the mountain to us top drawer shit right there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey, how you doin' lil mama, let me whisper in your ear...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Montana’s all “and I da pimp bitch”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you know your boss is an insane moron⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  haha I know right? when I apply SCHMECKLES SUN SCREEN it’s like I’m wearing nothing at all!

  nothing at all!

  nothing at all!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me waiting for the cute Texas girls to DM me at 55 Water St.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  he also fed ATMs like a good boy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you know your boss is an insane moron⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sharon, your name is Sharon right?

  You see, Sharon, scientists have recently developed a microscope so granular in its detection capabilities that one can basically image singular atoms.

  Now Sharon, if we were to use this machine on me, you would still not be able to see the level of give-a-fuck about you, your email, or your three fucking minutes that I have.

  So, Sharon, do us all a favor, fold yourself in half 6 times and fuck off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With the current situation with Tiktok, it's time for the Fedivers to rise.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s still in beta guys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hehe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  hehe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who farted?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  where do you think you are right now?

  lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do I despise people who ask themselves rhetorical questions? Yes.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh but please, by all means, will you tell us your thoughts on sarcastic commenters that contribute nothing but also answer their own questions?
  I know you want to!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨science rules!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s axxxxually

  Neil Of the Grass Tyson

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pew! Pew! YouTuber Builds Sound Laser That Works as 'Invisible Speaker'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Habana syndrome ?

  surely directional ultrasonic weapons that can use those higher frequencies to embed different …things… have different effects on humans? I mean call me crazy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys there's a message in my Apple Jacks!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s old entish for SHARE THE LOAD