Remember_the_tooth
@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
- Comment on Hedgehog X-ray 1 week ago:
- Comment on Morning break out of my pond for a butt and a coffee 2 weeks ago:
Plot twist: it’s tea made with the pour-over method, using extra tea leaves to keep the flavor strong. This croc is downing 200mg of caffeine in one go.
- Comment on Morning break out of my pond for a butt and a coffee 2 weeks ago:
I don’t know that we should be caffeinating crocodillians.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, that’s what I was trying to express. Taco Bell is vaguely Spanish, but doesn’t have anything to do with Spain (or Mexico, for that matter).
It would be like an O’Brien’s restaurant that primarily sells sushi.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 weeks ago:
Still, that’s really cool! There’s something particularly funny about a McDonald’s in Scotland. It feels like a Taco Bell in Spain.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 weeks ago:
Not me. I only post shit shitposts so no matter why people hate it, they’re right.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 weeks ago:
I have to know where this is. What resources do you require to find it?
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 weeks ago:
Love your imagination. Tell me what the McDonald’s employees are doing to the customer’s arms.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 weeks ago:
Al-Beefda
We transitioned from the war on crime to the war on terrorism.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 weeks ago:
I don’t like the sound of that. Can we call it a “freedom launcher?”
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 weeks ago:
Respectfully, I must disagree. I feel like children need a place where they can be free to unwind after their 16-hour factory shifts and maybe grab a beer.
Dystopian? The flag that waved over this?
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 weeks ago:
Or worse, a McDonald’s in 1860s Mississippi.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 weeks ago:
For me, it was just a silly metaphor, but you might be onto something:
“Fasting is eating. Refusing is ordering. Salad is burger.” ~ George Orwell
“I have very vivid dreams and nightmares, and my biggest fear is of some kind of dystopian future where we’re advanced in every way except in our burgers.” ~ Bryce Dallas Howard
“Dystopian novels help people process their fears about what the future burger might look like; further, they usually show that there is always hope, even in the bleakest future burger.” ~ Lauren Oliver
“Who controls the past controls the burger. Who controls the present controls the past.” ~ George Orwell
- Comment on FIRE(et) IN THE HOLE 2 weeks ago:
[Angry ferret noises] as it sails through the air to its unfortunate target: the enemy’s unprotected pant leg opening. The devastation will be swift and severe. Many humanitarians argue it should be considered a war crime, but few if any superpowers are willing to risk total ferret weapon disarmament fearing it may upset the tenuous balance of power established by mutually assured nethers destruction.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 3 weeks ago:
Long live the Crowvelution!
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 3 weeks ago:
You have set me back financially by at least a month, but thank you.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 3 weeks ago:
Going to a French McDonalds must be like going to a dietician, but they’re just chain-smokimg throughout the appointment.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 3 weeks ago:
I will never recover from that. You have my begrudging admiration. If you need me, I’ll be in the burn ward.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 3 weeks ago:
Wheels within wheels within wheels…
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 3 weeks ago:
Hooters is gone. This isn’t off the table.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 3 weeks ago:
Those were the days. Don’t look at how the size changed over time. It’ll make you too sad.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 3 weeks ago:
Upton Sinclair has left the chat in frustration.
“I warned you, but did you listen?!”
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 3 weeks ago:
You laugh, but a cashless society means ID’ing oneself with every transaction.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 3 weeks ago:
I wonder what will be in the filet-o-fish when we run out of fish.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 3 weeks ago:
I feel a little cheated. I was supposed to get a cool cyberpunk hacking machine. All I have is a Flipper Zero and a bunch of debt.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 3 weeks ago:
You’re right. I just didn’t feel like chopping the original meme and stitching it back together. I just made my little addition to the top. I guess that did make the post a little…shitty.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 3 weeks ago:
Damn, I wish I’d thought of that.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 3 weeks ago:
Thanks! I might get a print. Those are cool.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 3 weeks ago:
Soylent Green didn’t test well with consumers, so we fed it to bugs and made Soylent Pink.
