Remember_the_tooth
@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
- Comment on 7 for me 11 hours ago:
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
Do you expect me to talk?
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
[$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
Nat 11
DM: “It’s 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message.”
Goat [via message]: “Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?”
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
I’m assuming this is being said, tongue-in-cheek, but for the record, yes, I do sleep that way. I don’t know if it’s creeped people out before, but family have, in a friendly manner, teased me about sleeping as if I were at my own wake.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
Damn. There’s no coming back from that burn.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
That’s the most badass witches-vs-patriarchy answer in recent memory. I’m imagining someone attempting to catch a witch for sleeping in an “impure” fashion only to find themselves in a quick-draw situation in which the witch has the drop on them because it was a pragmatic tactic rather than a cloying act of seduction.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
It might. You know your environment better than I do. I just like hearing other perspectives.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
It might. You know your environment better than I do. I just like hearing other perspectives.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
Granted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
No need to sell me on it. I’m listening.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
Nat 20
DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
I know, right? What if there’s a fire, and I have to go to a black tie dinner afterward.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
Explain yourself.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
This thread is so close to devolving into “A Christmas Carol.”
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
You gave me quite a chuckle thinking of a firefighter/paramedic that’s extremely professional aside from the fact that they’re squeamish about nudity. I imagined them using shears to cut off someone’s clothes while using their other hand to shield their eyes from the sight of the persons more private areas.
What would you do if it were a more widespread emergency in inclement weather, meaning you couldn’t survive outside while naked for long, but emergency services might be too preoccupied to assist you? It’s not a criticism, I’m just doing thought experiments here out of curiosity.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
1 (plus socks):
- Comment on 7 for me 1 day ago:
It’s popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a ‘1’, I can’t imagine myself doing it. I realize I’m the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that’s a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?
- Comment on Paneraverse 1 day ago:
Sorry, we ran out of it then, and we won’t get another delivery until yesterday.
- Comment on What I Must Yabba Dabba Doo 2 days ago:
Fred Flintstone: What does Mr. Slate look like?
The Great Gazoo: What?
Fred Flintstone: What village you from?
The Great Gazoo: What?
Fred Flintstone: ‘What’ ain’t no village I ever heard of, do they speak English in ‘What’?
The Great Gazoo: What?
Fred Flintstone: English, rubblefucker, do you speak it?
- Comment on The Legend lives on from the Chippewa on down.... 2 days ago:
I don’t know what this means, but I like it.
- Comment on Listen and 2 days ago:
This, but unironically.
- Comment on The Revolution Is Nigh 2 days ago:
I did not see a Bluey reference coming.
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 2 days ago:
Okay, now you’re just showing off.
- Comment on Books that help you sleep 2 days ago:
Another professional narcoleptic shilling for the Big Sleep Industry.
- Comment on Beans. 2 days ago:
Red beans and rice didn’t miss her.
- Comment on Paneraverse 2 days ago:
Time Traveler’s Cafe: here’s your food. What would you like to order?
- Comment on Paneraverse 2 days ago:
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
- Comment on Stop it jeff 2 days ago:
Coeur d’Alene is kinda close
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 2 days ago:
I once met a girl called Xinhergi
Who thrived on late-night energy.
She’d moan and she’d grind,
With a very keen mind
For positions defying liturgy.
