Remember_the_tooth

@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Long live the Crowvelution!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You have set me back financially by at least a month, but thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Going to a French McDonalds must be like going to a dietician, but they’re just chain-smokimg throughout the appointment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I will never recover from that. You have my begrudging admiration. If you need me, I’ll be in the burn ward.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Wheels within wheels within wheels…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Hooters is gone. This isn’t off the table.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Those were the days. Don’t look at how the size changed over time. It’ll make you too sad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Upton Sinclair has left the chat in frustration.

  “I warned you, but did you listen?!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You laugh, but a cashless society means ID’ing oneself with every transaction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder what will be in the filet-o-fish when we run out of fish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel a little cheated. I was supposed to get a cool cyberpunk hacking machine. All I have is a Flipper Zero and a bunch of debt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right. I just didn’t feel like chopping the original meme and stitching it back together. I just made my little addition to the top. I guess that did make the post a little…shitty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, I wish I’d thought of that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks! I might get a print. Those are cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Soylent Green didn’t test well with consumers, so we fed it to bugs and made Soylent Pink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the 2040s after WWIII

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Me, too, but I wasn’t about to chop the original meme and stitch it back together in a better order. If you do it for me, you can have all my imaginary internet points, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You may have a future in marketing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  My generation was the best generation. I know a lot of people feel that way, but my generation was the only one that was correct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny thing is, I love those oranges.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds like the commercial real estate version of cancer to me, but I’m no expert in that field. I can see you’re right, though. It’s up there with motel art and off-white walls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s the hauntingly predatory nature I was struggling to portray.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  No kidding. Not just them either. I know it’s a cultural thing in US restaurants, but I feel like I’m being rushed out the door. I know on the surface it’s a having respect for a person’s time thing, but it feels like an eating contest sometimes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss it every day. That salad bar. The cups. The lamps. I wonder what things of today I’ll miss in 40 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting take. Maybe they should be designed like an art gallery of various medical office styles. Kids would hate that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I was so sure that movie was hyperbole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t give them any more ideas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If it were borne out of a progressive, socialist democracy, I’d be on board. Auth-right brutalist fast food would be a horror show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might be time to find another job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Troy Barnes: So please, approve the Dean’s new security measure called “Troy’s law.”, because a camera in the bathroom…

  [He chokes up]

  Troy Barnes: is better than a quarter in your butt.

  Dean Pelton: As we’ve seen, the Ass Crack Bandit can be defeated by using the three "B"s: Belts, briefs, and buddies. Good. The bandit always gets his victims when they’re alone. Bend over with friends over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Harbinger of the Dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re entirely right, but you might be writing cheques my 5-year-old phone can’t cash.