Remember_the_tooth
@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 2 weeks ago:
Is there a way to define a home location for the cursor and have a key combination to send it there?
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on It's an unlimited plan 2 weeks ago:
💾 Here you go. Thanks in advance.
- Comment on The Art of the Deal 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Just shave it bro 2 weeks ago:
This is true but also an obstacle to the joke I wanted to make. If I had been more forward thinking, I should have included that very important footnote. It says a lot about his character.
- Comment on Model 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Model 2 weeks ago:
Oh, come on! “RAM” was right there!
Love the Monty Python Reference, by the way.
- Comment on Just shave it bro 2 weeks ago:
It’s entirely possible that his mane is covering a plethora of gold chains.
- Comment on Just shave it bro 2 weeks ago:
Good one. Reminds me of Arrested Development.
- Comment on Frying chicken? Taking a leak? It's a mystery. 🤔 3 weeks ago:
Maybe they meant vulva when they said “pussy.” Colloquialisms, especially older ones, are not known for their anatomical accuracy.
- Comment on great grandaddy bur oak 3 weeks ago:
Bold of you to assume Mike isn’t paying for the privilege.
- Comment on great grandaddy bur oak 3 weeks ago:
Even when possible, it’s often inadvisable as we learned from the monkapotamus in Drew Carey’s famous documentary: youtu.be/BLbJC7LeC8E
- Comment on great grandaddy bur oak 3 weeks ago:
Scientist 1: “How are things coming along with our test subjects?”
Scientist 2: “I don’t know, it’s about time to check back in with them.”
Scientist 2: “Hey, Mike? How’s it going?”
Mike: “Not too bad. There have been some challenges, but I think we got a few things worked out.”
Scientist 2: “Oh…my. was that it’s–”
Mike: “No, I don’t think so, but it seems like it was mutually enjoyable, though, so write that down.”
[Trilling noises in the background]
- Comment on Can't wait for summer roadtrips <3 3 weeks ago:
Ain’t no good prokaryote 'cept one that’s enslaved or dead. Those freaky little bastards don’t even have organelles or a nucleus. MRSA, Botulism, Anthrax…we’ve been at war for billions of years. Long will I have been in the cold, cold ground before I recognize prokaryote rights.
- Comment on Can't wait for summer roadtrips <3 3 weeks ago:
That’s why I only eat prokaryotes.
- Comment on great grandaddy bur oak 3 weeks ago:
Dendrologists: [heavy breathing]
In all seriousness, isn’t it pretty unlikely that alien life could interbreed with terran life even if they also used DNA with the same bases?
- Comment on Gaysadilla 3 weeks ago:
I may have walked into that one, but I have to commend you for your witty ribaldry. Shakespeare would approve.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 3 weeks ago:
Because I’m not as smart as I hoped I would be by now. How’s it feel conversing with internet strangers who are too dumb to decide whether quinoa or queso would go better on a sandwich? Huh, mister smart guy? Not so tuff now that I’m asking the hard questions are you?
- Comment on Gaysadilla 3 weeks ago:
You forgot the quinoa.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 3 weeks ago:
He only sniffs bombs and gives drugs a pass.
ACABEFTOD: All Cops Are Bastards Except For This One Dog
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on US presidents ranked by how much of a soul it looks like they have behind those eyes 4 weeks ago:
Not that I care a lot, but putting GW above HW is a wild take. They both sucked, but only one of them ate paste and called his teacher “mom.”
- Comment on Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐 4 weeks ago:
Springer wishes it were Waffle House
- Comment on Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐 4 weeks ago:
Carl gon learn today.
- Comment on Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐 4 weeks ago:
It’s more like a battle royale. 10 job applicants enter. Last one standing gets the job. No other education or experience necessary.
- Comment on More of a Jersey cotton kinda guy. 4 weeks ago:
Are we not going to address the fact that satin is a weave and silk is a fiber?
- Comment on War. War never changes. 4 weeks ago:
Remember the tooth?
- Comment on War. War never changes. 4 weeks ago:
Yes
