Remember_the_tooth
@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
- Comment on Frying chicken? Taking a leak? It's a mystery. 🤔 1 day ago:
Maybe they meant vulva when they said “pussy.” Colloquialisms, especially older ones, are not known for their anatomical accuracy.
- Comment on great grandaddy bur oak 4 days ago:
Bold of you to assume Mike isn’t paying for the privilege.
- Comment on great grandaddy bur oak 4 days ago:
Even when possible, it’s often inadvisable as we learned from the monkapotamus in Drew Carey’s famous documentary: youtu.be/BLbJC7LeC8E
- Comment on great grandaddy bur oak 4 days ago:
Scientist 1: “How are things coming along with our test subjects?”
Scientist 2: “I don’t know, it’s about time to check back in with them.”
Scientist 2: “Hey, Mike? How’s it going?”
Mike: “Not too bad. There have been some challenges, but I think we got a few things worked out.”
Scientist 2: “Oh…my. was that it’s–”
Mike: “No, I don’t think so, but it seems like it was mutually enjoyable, though, so write that down.”
[Trilling noises in the background]
- Comment on Can't wait for summer roadtrips <3 4 days ago:
Ain’t no good prokaryote 'cept one that’s enslaved or dead. Those freaky little bastards don’t even have organelles or a nucleus. MRSA, Botulism, Anthrax…we’ve been at war for billions of years. Long will I have been in the cold, cold ground before I recognize prokaryote rights.
- Comment on Can't wait for summer roadtrips <3 4 days ago:
That’s why I only eat prokaryotes.
- Comment on great grandaddy bur oak 4 days ago:
Dendrologists: [heavy breathing]
In all seriousness, isn’t it pretty unlikely that alien life could interbreed with terran life even if they also used DNA with the same bases?
- Comment on Gaysadilla 4 days ago:
I may have walked into that one, but I have to commend you for your witty ribaldry. Shakespeare would approve.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 4 days ago:
Because I’m not as smart as I hoped I would be by now. How’s it feel conversing with internet strangers who are too dumb to decide whether quinoa or queso would go better on a sandwich? Huh, mister smart guy? Not so tuff now that I’m asking the hard questions are you?
- Comment on Gaysadilla 5 days ago:
You forgot the quinoa.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 5 days ago:
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 6 days ago:
He only sniffs bombs and gives drugs a pass.
ACABEFTOD: All Cops Are Bastards Except For This One Dog
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 1 week ago:
- Comment on US presidents ranked by how much of a soul it looks like they have behind those eyes 1 week ago:
Not that I care a lot, but putting GW above HW is a wild take. They both sucked, but only one of them ate paste and called his teacher “mom.”
- Comment on Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐 1 week ago:
Springer wishes it were Waffle House
- Comment on Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐 1 week ago:
Carl gon learn today.
- Comment on Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐 1 week ago:
It’s more like a battle royale. 10 job applicants enter. Last one standing gets the job. No other education or experience necessary.
- Comment on More of a Jersey cotton kinda guy. 1 week ago:
Are we not going to address the fact that satin is a weave and silk is a fiber?
- Comment on War. War never changes. 1 week ago:
Remember the tooth?
- Comment on War. War never changes. 1 week ago:
Yes
- Comment on War. War never changes. 1 week ago:
Obligatory check in. Tooth here. Carry on.
- Comment on the iris is the nipple of the eye 1 week ago:
Hold that thought and go see an ophthalmologist before you act on it.
- Comment on Torpedos 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, that’s a pretty slick joke.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Shepherds are generally entitled to state compensation if wolves attack their flocks, but the bloody aftermath of an ambush is described as traumatising for people who live close to grazing animals.
“My meat animals that were going to be killed for money got killed and all I got was money” is a wild complaint.
Also, let’s not lose sight of the scoreboard:
theguardian.com/…/germany-moves-to-legalise-wolf-…
Wild mammal populations have been absolutely curb stomped for a long time. Perhaps if they cut back on the human hunting of the wolves’ natural prey, this would be less of an issue.
Fair play to someone who kills a wolf on their property that’s threatened or killed their livestock, but a wolf hunting season at this point is some ecocidal nonsense.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, I don’t think I’ve seen another TV show jump the shark so quickly. Still, it’s kinda on brand if you read the series it was based on.
- Comment on An identification key 2 weeks ago:
This Jurassic Park movie is getting weird pretty quickly.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Reminded me of the following for some reason:
- Comment on Catch ya later 2 weeks ago:
Agreed, but good luck finding another planet with a tolerable amount of ecology, water, atmosphere, gravity, temperature and magnetic field within 40 light years. That’s the thing about ghettos, they’re isolated by design.
- Comment on Good content 3 weeks ago:
I’ll be monitoring the votes on this comment to determine whether I have a good or bad week.
- Comment on No lowballs, please. I know what I have. 3 weeks ago:
I just went to the toilet. A couple of times, it hit me too fast so I used a trash can.
