peteypete420

@peteypete420@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teddy Dad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, its an americanna cliche that, when young kids want a puppy, the dad doesnt want one. Usually because he knows who ends up picking up all the shit, literally. But after he relents to his families wants, he ends up bonding with the dog more than anyone else, including napping together on the couch.

  This replaces the dog with a dad, and replacing the dad with a bear.

  I was once the more realistic and responsible one in a long term relationship who relented letting my partner get us a dog. I get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your favourite menu music in a game?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fallout 4. Its not the radio stuff we all love… its the almost erie pause screen music that comes on after a while.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lies, all lies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Hu are pretty awesome. Blast me some sweet Chengis Khan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope right on time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ditto⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My good person, its just hoomans vs the rest. You not human? Show them genitals. You human? You gonna need a specific type of park to have dem genitals out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨monthly challenge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds miserable no thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's a keeper⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Got a link or anything to back up those stats about partner preferences? Sounds like some made up vcel nonsense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sharing personal information freely and willingly with anonymous strangers online very security oriented⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Happy birthday! I hope you enjoy yourself?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The struggle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not me. And if you aint using it to poo, than I guess yours isnt a poo stool.

  Gotta ask tho, is that not a little low to sit on? I feel like id want something a little higher.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The struggle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My only complaint here is like, can we not get a dedicated back rest? Then again if we are full squat instead of a seat, we probably aren’t staying any longer than is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨High quality sticker though⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The new gen pokemon are something else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The struggle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Its called a poo stool you weirdo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The struggle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

  They are way more flexible than me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Coldplay actually sounds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I dont love them, or ever even hit play on them myself, but that is true of a lot, if not most good music. And when I hear them on the radio, yea, its def not bad music.

  Meme still funny tho. They are suburban mom pop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Coldplay actually sounds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Radiohead has been parent music for awhile now gtfo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For those about to dose, WE SALUTE YOU⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or if you think it is kinda funny. Or neat. Or if you just want too. Fuck it do it for literally any reason that makes sense to you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spongebob⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This shot is silly as hell. Whats ya point?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A very curious situation indeed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Start by switching from boxers to briefs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's up for some hotdickle?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I call it gross.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's up for some hotdickle?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it actually hot tho?

  Id eat a cucumber in a hotdog roll.

  Id put relish on a normal hotdog.

  Id try a cooked pickel in a bun, maybe with mustard save the red paste.

  But a fucking pickle on basic bread with yellow mustard and red paste? Fucking gross. And you would deserve to be clowned for eating it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Proofreading wouldnt really help this would it? Cp wasnt a typo, they intentionally typed it thinking … well iunno what they were thinking but likely along the lines of " good abbreviation for cyperpunk, really saved some time huh".

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm down⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Was this written by Garrett from the Glen Cook books?

  Sounds like Garrett…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do I need to make it anymore obvious?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Black and white with upside down cross? Ida said goth but what do I know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a pubes girl myself⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Was shaft the correct term?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a pubes girl myself⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pubes, but the shaft isnt bad assuming it was cooked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Melon-chicken-Aspic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don’t get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

  That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no way right⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Way too coherent for the racist in chief

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are spiders turtlely enough for the Turtle Club?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But the spiders is Australia are worse right? Thats how I justify sleeping at night. Tell me its true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cuppa Jill⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wooder

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McPenis⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chicken DicNuggets. My fav.