peteypete420
@peteypete420@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Teddy Dad 1 day ago:
Well, its an americanna cliche that, when young kids want a puppy, the dad doesnt want one. Usually because he knows who ends up picking up all the shit, literally. But after he relents to his families wants, he ends up bonding with the dog more than anyone else, including napping together on the couch.
This replaces the dog with a dad, and replacing the dad with a bear.
I was once the more realistic and responsible one in a long term relationship who relented letting my partner get us a dog. I get it.
- Comment on What's your favourite menu music in a game? 3 weeks ago:
Fallout 4. Its not the radio stuff we all love… its the almost erie pause screen music that comes on after a while.
- Comment on Lies, all lies 3 weeks ago:
The Hu are pretty awesome. Blast me some sweet Chengis Khan.
- Comment on Too soon? 5 weeks ago:
Nope right on time.
- Comment on Ditto 1 month ago:
My good person, its just hoomans vs the rest. You not human? Show them genitals. You human? You gonna need a specific type of park to have dem genitals out.
- Comment on monthly challenge 1 month ago:
Sounds miserable no thanks.
- Comment on She's a keeper 2 months ago:
Got a link or anything to back up those stats about partner preferences? Sounds like some made up vcel nonsense.
- Comment on Sharing personal information freely and willingly with anonymous strangers online very security oriented 2 months ago:
Happy birthday! I hope you enjoy yourself?
- Comment on The struggle 2 months ago:
Not me. And if you aint using it to poo, than I guess yours isnt a poo stool.
Gotta ask tho, is that not a little low to sit on? I feel like id want something a little higher.
- Comment on The struggle 2 months ago:
My only complaint here is like, can we not get a dedicated back rest? Then again if we are full squat instead of a seat, we probably aren’t staying any longer than is
- Comment on High quality sticker though 2 months ago:
The new gen pokemon are something else.
- Comment on The struggle 2 months ago:
Its called a poo stool you weirdo.
- Comment on The struggle 2 months ago:
Hey they have the same poo stool as me!
They are way more flexible than me.
- Comment on How Coldplay actually sounds 2 months ago:
I dont love them, or ever even hit play on them myself, but that is true of a lot, if not most good music. And when I hear them on the radio, yea, its def not bad music.
Meme still funny tho. They are suburban mom pop.
- Comment on How Coldplay actually sounds 2 months ago:
Radiohead has been parent music for awhile now gtfo
- Comment on For those about to dose, WE SALUTE YOU 3 months ago:
Or if you think it is kinda funny. Or neat. Or if you just want too. Fuck it do it for literally any reason that makes sense to you.
- Comment on spongebob 3 months ago:
This shot is silly as hell. Whats ya point?
- Comment on A very curious situation indeed 3 months ago:
Start by switching from boxers to briefs.
- Comment on Who's up for some hotdickle? 3 months ago:
I call it gross.
- Comment on Who's up for some hotdickle? 3 months ago:
Is it actually hot tho?
Id eat a cucumber in a hotdog roll.
Id put relish on a normal hotdog.
Id try a cooked pickel in a bun, maybe with mustard save the red paste.
But a fucking pickle on basic bread with yellow mustard and red paste? Fucking gross. And you would deserve to be clowned for eating it.
- Comment on HAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK 3 months ago:
Proofreading wouldnt really help this would it? Cp wasnt a typo, they intentionally typed it thinking … well iunno what they were thinking but likely along the lines of " good abbreviation for cyperpunk, really saved some time huh".
- Comment on I'm down 3 months ago:
Was this written by Garrett from the Glen Cook books?
Sounds like Garrett…
- Comment on Do I need to make it anymore obvious? 3 months ago:
Black and white with upside down cross? Ida said goth but what do I know?
- Comment on I'm a pubes girl myself 3 months ago:
Was shaft the correct term?
- Comment on I'm a pubes girl myself 3 months ago:
Pubes, but the shaft isnt bad assuming it was cooked.
- Comment on Melon-chicken-Aspic 3 months ago:
I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don’t get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.
That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.
- Comment on no way right 3 months ago:
Way too coherent for the racist in chief
- Comment on Are spiders turtlely enough for the Turtle Club? 3 months ago:
But the spiders is Australia are worse right? Thats how I justify sleeping at night. Tell me its true.
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 3 months ago:
Wooder
- Comment on McPenis 3 months ago:
Chicken DicNuggets. My fav.