smuuthbrane
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 2 days ago:
My wife didn’t want to serve the cranberry log last night. I guess she doesn’t understand it’s just a garnish and centerpiece.
- Comment on An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it. 5 days ago:
So sorry about your hand cancer.
- Comment on Don't get mad, get even 3 weeks ago:
Were we ever really doing upper deckers, honestly?
- Comment on Don't get mad, get even 3 weeks ago:
This guy gets it.
- Comment on Don't get mad, get even 3 weeks ago:
You overplayed it. You should have taken the plastic wheel bearing thing underneath the glass.
- Comment on Introducing: iPhone Rock, iPhone Paper and iPhone Scissors 3 weeks ago:
This should be in Shitty Million Dollar Ideas.
- Comment on Etsy Curse 4 weeks ago:
That’s the great thing, it’s all telework so there’s nothing to ship.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Stole it from elsewhere, but it’s too good not to share.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
My prayers: Psalms 109, 8-16.
- Comment on Etsy Curse 4 weeks ago:
Pfft, they overpaid. The curses I get off Temu work well enough, they’re so cheap I don’t mind the occasional dud.
- Comment on Like a heart 5 weeks ago:
Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.
- Comment on Makegg gregg eggain 1 month ago:
It needs an integrated chicken coop up top. C’mon folks, it’s called vertical integration, let’s get with the program ok?
- Comment on State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A" 1 month ago:
LONG LIVE OHO
- Comment on Canadian/German/Mexican Initiative 2 months ago:
100% the reason VW hasn’t done an electric version yet.
- Comment on Canadian/German/Mexican Initiative 2 months ago:
- Fall afoul of modern crash test standards, and have to sell them as “off-highway utility vehicles”.
- Profit anyways, probably.
- Comment on OP cleans his fridge 2 months ago:
This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢
- Comment on The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs! 5 months ago:
It’s just pure laziness that the mechanisms aren’t ganged together somehow. This is seriously budget-minimized.
- Comment on The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs! 5 months ago:
This is “I’m obese, have a job, but also a budget”.
- Comment on The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs! 5 months ago:
It actually exists. I’m surprised, but I have no reason to be.
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 5 months ago:
Start making siege weapons.
- Comment on Stepping up from Tinkercad but to what? 5 months ago:
Onshape should be at the top of that list. I use it both professionally and personally.
People get freaked out over the free tier data being public, but if you’ve ever tried searching for something that’s public you’d not worry.
- Comment on What vacuum should I buy for 66% carpets in 1500sqft condo? Sub $500 6 months ago:
I have two Dyson stick vacs, maybe they’re less robust. Both have broken in different ways. They’re still mostly usable, but are now annoying to use.
My Filter Queen, on the other hand, has been a champ for over two decades and will still be running when I’m dead.
- Comment on What vacuum should I buy for 66% carpets in 1500sqft condo? Sub $500 6 months ago:
Avoid Dysons (easy at your price point), they’re too fragile. I’d find a local vacuum repair shop and get a refurbished vacuum. It’ll probably be something you pass down to your kids.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
“There is honestly no enticement you could offer to make starting this process worthwhile for me. Good luck.”
- Comment on Canada's tariffs to remain despite Trump postponing tariffs on many imports from Canada for a month 7 months ago:
The only measured response Agent Orange is capable of doing is shitting on a bathroom scale.
- Comment on Ontario won’t walk back retaliatory measures despite one-month tariff exemption for many Canadian goods 7 months ago:
Well I’m as surprised as anyone that I support this move. Never thought I’d say it, good plan Premier Ford.
- Comment on Jack Daniel’s maker says Canada pulling US alcohol off shelves ‘worse than tariff’ 7 months ago:
You can shove your indignation up your bung hole. You have lots to choose from.
- Comment on Watch: A real-life flying car takes to the skies 7 months ago:
Precisely. A golf cart is more genuinely a car.
- Comment on Watch: A real-life flying car takes to the skies 7 months ago:
If that’s a “real car” then my left testicle is a genuine mild Italian meatball.
- Comment on I think this belongs here 7 months ago:
Feeling generous, were we?