smuuthbrane

@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Garlic sauce⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ideal? No. But still… garlic sauce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y’all ain’t ready for this⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  So it should read “I excuse myself to the washroom on dates just to check my IG feed”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y’all ain’t ready for this⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  They both exist, and are used when you need to get away from a date, check your phone, or otherwise get some alone time sitting down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thumbs up 👍⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Gee, I hope his visor doesn’t fog up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Noses run, feet smell⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Bingo.

  English is the drunken bully of languages, stealing words and claiming them as its own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate it when this happens⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Well you’re wrong on both counts, so at least you’re consistent.

  You may also be taking it far too seriously. I certainly wasn’t. It’s a ahitpost, not a documentary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Noses run, feet smell⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  For the same reason we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rules of the pirate code⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Me shoes are secured to the mast and are due a whippin’ me Captain. Now what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You wouldn't download a car⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Even if you could, do you have enough filament to print one? That’s a lot of gluing and sanding, not worth it IMO.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate it when this happens⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I can tell this is fake because “man passes up opportunity for free, consensual sexual act” is so far beyond fiction it’s not even funny.

  Although that does sound like an Onion article title.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom with the real questions ⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It won’t fit between the hutch, buffet, and five corner cabinets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fucking ♥️ industrial society and its consequences⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fucking ♥️ industrial society and its consequences⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, you do it months or years ahead of when you need it. It’s called a contingency plan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fucking ♥️ industrial society and its consequences⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you panic and just buy anything as a replacement, you’re doing it wrong. You’d vet another source the same way you’d vet your regular supplier. It’s just being prepared as opposed to panicking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please the Beans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Good to know I can get replacement beans for my cat if I need them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PETA Griffon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Finding chocolate and vanilla are easy, it’s really hard to find blueberry, strawberry, or lemon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What that steel woolussy do?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This 1 weird trick destroys penile smegma, personal hygienists hate it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fucking ♥️ industrial society and its consequences⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Call it for what it is, single source procurement. Do you think the ONLY source is the one they have? No. They could find another source. Do they? No, that would require work ($$) and a smaller purchase volume not covered by a volume contract ($$$). It might even be against the bylaws the franchise sets out.

  The cyberattack isn’t the cause, it’s only the last link of a chain that is mostly forged of their own doing. So screw them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wall People⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Free babysitting FTW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If your'e cold they're cold.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps. Polar Ice might prefer the freezer, where Tito’s might prefer a muggy liquor cabinet.

  But chickens? They’re dumb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elijah Radcliffe⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Alert the Batman!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If your'e cold they're cold.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But it’s supposed to be cold, it lives in the freezer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mmm...warm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly less trash than when I went to Cuba.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh, no. No thank you. God, please, NO.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New year, time to reboot the soap opera⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIVES WITH AN ORGE AND GOT MARRIED? SPOOGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only listens to the Enforcer album⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Make this a musical and I am SO in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Filtered⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I want the Instructables link, and I want it NOW.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wall People⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As a parent to five kids (too many, don’t be me) I’d welcome the Wall People over some.of the things I’ve had to deal with. Weird I can deal with, gross on a long term consistent basis drives me nuts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need to vent about plastic milk jugs⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have the right milk bag holder, it’s seriously a non-issue.

  The only non-milk bagged liquids I’ve had were IV, and a nurse dealt with them, not me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every decision led him to this point⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  OSHA representative, clearly exasperated: “So here is the new mo-cap procedure that will prevent any further genital injuries. Please don’t call me again.”