smuuthbrane

@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a sitaur. Like a centaur, but you sit on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨petition to change name of "Lemmy Shitpost" to "Lemmy Hornypost"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  BONK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is your carbs addiction worth it?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Between France and Italy it’s a snail Armageddon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 5 stages⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel both seen and called out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panic at every swipe⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Legit some of the scariest moments of my life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PANIC⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alcoholism is just applied chemistry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a double amputee, you insensitive twat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guess this is where I’m at now⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never been left wanting for lubrication, regardless of the wank location. You must be using a different technique than I.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PANIC⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good thing I keep a cabinet full of solutions.

  Mostly ethanol and water, but those put a lot of things into solution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TuxOW⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  E

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guess this is where I’m at now⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No wank? Sure, sure…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨optimal amount of syrup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Great. Now cut that into 8 equal bites without spilling any syrup.

  Fuckin’ dumbass. THIS is what is meant by “book smart but not street smart”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨its full, no air⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The water just settled.

  • Lays, probably
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love when they're finally back in stock⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always preferred “Tangy Yeast Labia” flavour, but that’s just me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨crazy stuff⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, and I thought I was a smuuthbrane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re a very spirited person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Penta Pasta⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hatching confetti balls, I dunno.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Penta Pasta⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ramen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These various juices look delicious.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wonder if they’d work on my Jeep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I rember!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Horber? I hardly know her!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was witness to a road rage incident (sound up)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa. That was ruff to watch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wir suchen dich‼️‼️🗣️📢📢⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I should have known Germans are all about sausage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hairy heart⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Upside down it’s a scrotum. LOL

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wir suchen dich‼️‼️🗣️📢📢⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never knew the Germans were so open about fellation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motorcycle parts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how the Ducati mechanic extracts payment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spicy spicy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is not how I wanted to find out I’m undiagnosed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a nice blue and black dress.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s cobalt and navy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When does it start to feel good?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You need a constant flow of lubricant. We’re not getting that, so it’s going to hurt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨November Foxtrot Tango⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who says it’s worth that much?

  Well, hold on, it does have the value of being yhe thing on which DoucheTuber McPunchyface lost a crap ton of money on, so it’ll never be worthless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dumb glasses⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that’s disappointing. Guess I’ll have to integrate visible wavelength LEDs too. I’ll just market them as a wearable work light.