smuuthbrane
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Torpedos 7 hours ago:
Oh, BRAVO. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
- Comment on guys its fries it was always fries 12 hours ago:
I am developing technology that will allow you to not only dio fries and burgers, but Wendy’s chili and even other Frostys.
- Comment on What's in a name 12 hours ago:
Just one, on the ceiling.
My wife doesn’t like the swing I installed either.
- Comment on What's in a name 1 day ago:
I asked my wife if we could have a three way mirror but now I sleep in the guest room.
- Comment on nothing really matters 2 days ago:
Unpopular opinion: the microwave popcorn button.
- Comment on do be like that 5 days ago:
Bad keming strikes again.
- Comment on Like a bridge over fucking water 6 days ago:
Like the sounds of snakes, on a plane.
- Comment on justgermanthigs 1 week ago:
“Cooking laundry” implies that clothes are raw, and yiu made me think that, and I don’t like it.
- Comment on Better do it anyway, though 🤔 1 week ago:
You’re supposed to connect with the serious rebels, enough of this poser resistance bullshit.
- Comment on What is up 1 week ago:
It’s a Disney/Pixar movie from 2009 featuring many balloons, with voice acting from Ed Asner and Christopher Plumber.
- Comment on how it feels to chew 5 gum 1 week ago:
There was a specific flavour that, after the initial sweetness dissipated tasted eerily similar to when I performed cunnilingus.
Cunnilingus is great. Same flavour in gum, really not so much.
- Comment on I missed the Pedo/Nazi extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes? 1 week ago:
75 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever, I’m not sure how Putin put up with it.
At least, that’s what I’m presuming, i didn’t watch.
- Comment on Don't forget to wash up! 1 week ago:
The Gay Agenda is clear now: proper manual hygiene after butt stuff.
- Comment on That stain won't go away 1 week ago:
Every man wishes his penis was an on-demand pressure washer.
- Comment on war with Iran has been delayed 1 week ago:
Wow, you can’t even say the system sucks.
- Comment on Dill with it 1 week ago:
Raw pickles are best.
- Comment on It makes me shudder 1 week ago:
Scratchier, Daddy.
- Comment on for personal lore development 1 week ago:
No, to get attention you should just ask aboooooh, I see what you did there.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
It’s a mobile version of a man cave - a schmuck truck.
- Comment on my current phobia 1 week ago:
If only they could use sperm instead of DDR5…
- Comment on 2006 called, they said we need better memes and left this 1 week ago:
Too bad invisible beancob isn’t a thing.
- Comment on my current phobia 1 week ago:
You only get that speed after 30s of preparation and conditioning, and it only lasts a few seconds. Burst transmission, indeed.
- Comment on my current phobia 1 week ago:
Each sperm can hold over 37MB of genetic data, so the average ejaculation can deposit over 1100TB of genetic data.
Not quite data canter levels.
- Comment on Beans 1 week ago:
£1/lb for fresh cat? In this economy??
- Comment on Ni! 1 week ago:
He was hoping to get some bush, but it all went pear-shaped.
- Comment on Just getting into a little bit of Troubles 1 week ago:
The meeting is about potato allotment, but profits are down so it’s not good news.
- Comment on yes 1 week ago:
And if it’s hard for far longer than it should be, that’s an indication that something is wrong.
- Comment on Furniture for sale 2 weeks ago:
How did you domesticate a hippopotamus?
- Comment on What comes to your mind on hearing the word 'itzretk'? 2 weeks ago:
Ask your doctor if Itzrekt is for you.
Side effects may include erectile dysfunction, menstrual cycle inconsistencies, and the enjoyment of British cooking.
- Comment on Time for a compromise. 2 weeks ago:
An abomination.