smuuthbrane

@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xAI asked me to suck Nazi dick. Top comment decides my reply.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “There is honestly no enticement you could offer to make starting this process worthwhile for me. Good luck.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canada's tariffs to remain despite Trump postponing tariffs on many imports from Canada for a month⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only measured response Agent Orange is capable of doing is shitting on a bathroom scale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ontario won’t walk back retaliatory measures despite one-month tariff exemption for many Canadian goods⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I’m as surprised as anyone that I support this move. Never thought I’d say it, good plan Premier Ford.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jack Daniel’s maker says Canada pulling US alcohol off shelves ‘worse than tariff’⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can shove your indignation up your bung hole. You have lots to choose from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watch: A real-life flying car takes to the skies⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Precisely. A golf cart is more genuinely a car.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watch: A real-life flying car takes to the skies⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If that’s a “real car” then my left testicle is a genuine mild Italian meatball.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think this belongs here⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Feeling generous, were we?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We like getting triggered. We seek it out.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Harder, daddy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metal is plastic.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Metal is also elastic.

  But that doesn’t mean metal is plastic or elastic in terms of material type, just the English sucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Laptop is depolymerizing -- how can I remedy this?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Scrubbing the affected area with a paste made from baking soda and a small amount of water will remove the sticky parts and get you back to good base plastic. What you do from there is up to you.

  Perhaps a spray can of truck bed liner would be more durable and prevent the base layer from degrading further.