smuuthbrane

@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This long-term data storage will last 14 billion years⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I see the confusion.

  I was talking about the new media in the article, not CDs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This long-term data storage will last 14 billion years⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  How can you be so sure they haven’t already done durability testing??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The hills are alive⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Fraulein DieselHintern

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn or something idk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Something something corn hole, giggity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just me browsing Lemmy today. ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Corndie LaForge is enjoying the full spectrum of that magnificent ear of corn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Machine Log: RDS-108F "The Shitpost Singularity"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All your Skibidi are belong to us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does Edward Scissorhands pee?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Trickles down one leg. Both, if he’s unlucky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for that. I’ve read it before, long ago, but completely forgot about it. Still a great story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need someone to help me identify this shark plz. Spotted in the wild. Maybe a new species.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm, I don’t remember the book exploring bodies of water and the triffids. And I’ve read it recently.

  Underappreciated apocalypse universe, that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  To be honest, spelling bees is incredibly easy. B-E-E-S, doesn’t matter what job you have, I mean kids can spell it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well then I’m just going to enjoy the absolute fuck out of Hawking radiation and Mr pouty pants can sulk for 10^elebenty eons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need someone to help me identify this shark plz. Spotted in the wild. Maybe a new species.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The teeth are mostly flat, indicating that it’s an herbivore. With the eyes on the front side of the face, that indicates that it’s a predator, due to its binocular vision. So this rare specimen hunts ambulatory plants. A very rare find indeed! Yay science!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Thanksgiving everyone!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife didn’t want to serve the cranberry log last night. I guess she doesn’t understand it’s just a garnish and centerpiece.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So sorry about your hand cancer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't get mad, get even⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Were we ever really doing upper deckers, honestly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't get mad, get even⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy gets it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't get mad, get even⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You overplayed it. You should have taken the plastic wheel bearing thing underneath the glass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Introducing: iPhone Rock, iPhone Paper and iPhone Scissors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This should be in Shitty Million Dollar Ideas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Etsy Curse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the great thing, it’s all telework so there’s nothing to ship.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Stole it from elsewhere, but it’s too good not to share.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My prayers: Psalms 109, 8-16.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Etsy Curse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pfft, they overpaid. The curses I get off Temu work well enough, they’re so cheap I don’t mind the occasional dud.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a heart⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makegg gregg eggain⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It needs an integrated chicken coop up top. C’mon folks, it’s called vertical integration, let’s get with the program ok?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  LONG LIVE OHO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canadian/German/Mexican Initiative⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  100% the reason VW hasn’t done an electric version yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canadian/German/Mexican Initiative⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  5. Fall afoul of modern crash test standards, and have to sell them as “off-highway utility vehicles”.
  6. Profit anyways, probably.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OP cleans his fridge⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs!⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just pure laziness that the mechanisms aren’t ganged together somehow. This is seriously budget-minimized.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs!⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is “I’m obese, have a job, but also a budget”.