smuuthbrane

@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metal is plastic.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Metal is also elastic.

  But that doesn’t mean metal is plastic or elastic in terms of material type, just the English sucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Laptop is depolymerizing -- how can I remedy this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Scrubbing the affected area with a paste made from baking soda and a small amount of water will remove the sticky parts and get you back to good base plastic. What you do from there is up to you.

  Perhaps a spray can of truck bed liner would be more durable and prevent the base layer from degrading further.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have created a simple laptop stand⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve created a simple laptop bending device. I would add a LOT more support to both areas where it contacts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jesus take the wheel⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There is a non-zero number of people that do this. I’ve seen the evidence of this myself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are your plans for when the Milky Way galaxy collides with Andromeda?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m busy that day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another mystery solved.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He came from the deep ocean, and nobody thinks he’s just the absolute master at treading water?? SMDH

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨welcome to the flavor quadrant⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does everything taste like smegma?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NASA remotely reprogramming Voyager 1 also means that aliens can reprogram all of our satellites.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  By extension that means we can also reprogram alien satellites and probes. So why aren’t we??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fool me twice...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  fasebol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨assume the position⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Right there with you.

  unchecked drooling intensifies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this relatable to anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Being a monk/nun/hermit/recluse is still an option in this day and age. Go for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨positivity⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are just complex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scallops⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok wanna hear my theory on angels?

  First, this presumes all accounts are true, so if you can’t get by that, stop here.

  The people on record of having seen angels describe them as having “wings” and “eyes”, however as these people were very likely agricultural in nature (farmers, herders, etc.) they may have simply described what they saw with the closest analogies they had. What they actually saw could have been something much different, but so far beyond their experience that they couldn’t describe them any other way.

  Hypothesis: angels are actually higher dimensional beings that exist in more than 3 dimensions, and intersect part of their being to our 3 dimensions in order to interact with us. “Wings” and “eyes”, along with “wheels within wheels” could be undulations, harmonics, ripples, echoes, sympathetic frequencies of their actual presence that we interpret as best we can. It’s like when the sphere visits Flatland, we are seeing multidimensional cross sections of them, which give them such an otherworldly appearance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨positivity⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re not negative, thus they’re positive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duolingo is wild⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I figured it out. Based on the KLD, it would be “qaHoH jIneH”. It’s a special case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duolingo is wild⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  STOP PUSHING YOUR DIPLOMATIC AGENDA, DUOLINGO!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duolingo is wild⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know all the right words for “want” and “kill”, I’m just not advanced enough to be able to correctly say “I want to kill you”. Maybe “SoH HoH jIneH”? I have SO much to learn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duolingo is wild⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet the Klingon lessons are “the men and women walk” and “Martok and Torg respect Kahless” and “the soldier repaired Mara’s robot”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨jants⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not Hot Jants?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've noticed my boomer parents using Instagram and tik tok. I can't tell you how excited I am for them to kill those platforms like they did facebook.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you’re confusing it with Zuckerberg. Or maybe they’re one and the same?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've noticed my boomer parents using Instagram and tik tok. I can't tell you how excited I am for them to kill those platforms like they did facebook.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No, and I don’t intend to. Fuck that place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've noticed my boomer parents using Instagram and tik tok. I can't tell you how excited I am for them to kill those platforms like they did facebook.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But Facebook still exists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Unexploded bombs’: call for action after 11 deaths in UK due to e-bike fires⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Time for UL2271 certification. Just like NYC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨jants⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  These are too long for me, can I make short jants?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just thinking about what to cook⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are all cooked already. Just serve 'em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gowron would like to see you in his office⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Today is a good day to BONK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could plants/trees be an evil alien species that came to earth and made us dependent on them ?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d need to explain how they’re evil. We use them as a resource, as food, as an oxygen source, as shade, as animal habitat and food… even if they had “evil” intentions I don’t see what they would have been or how it wood have played out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smite inbound⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why, is he on the payroll of Big Doctor??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotify is creating fake music to save on royalties⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Stupid question, doesn’t the original artist get royalties for covers too? If anything a cover would cost more, if not only the same, not less.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotify is creating fake music to save on royalties⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You got a source for this, or is it true because it’s on the Internet?