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- Comment on There's ads on an apple 5 days ago:
And there are ads on my TV for apples. I guess that’s only fair.
- Comment on Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement 1 week ago:
Charlie WHO?
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 2 weeks ago:
It’s dangerous to boil anything else.
- Comment on Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification" 2 weeks ago:
Slopification
LOL This is gonna catch on. I’ve seen things that this describes.
- Comment on Lawmakers Want to Ban VPNs—And They Have No Idea What They're Doing 2 weeks ago:
Because almost EXACTALLY half of them KNOW that freeing the slaves was a bad idea.
- Comment on Make Amazon Pay 3 weeks ago:
I’ve been boycotting Nestle for DECADES and I don’t think they “feel the sting” from my actions.
- Comment on Lawmakers Want to Ban VPNs—And They Have No Idea What They're Doing 3 weeks ago:
I know governments work slow but there guys are still trying to figure out if freeing the slaves was a good idea.
- Comment on YSK Joseph Stalin created the Great Terror. He started killing people randomly including artists, generals, doctors, diplomats, government officials. Everyone was terrified. 4 weeks ago:
seeing far ahead to realize that pooling resources in such manner will benefit everyone,
Pooling resources is how car insurance works.
- Comment on God ****** dammit, here we go again 5 weeks ago:
Oh no, some Russian troll farm now knows my favorite color.
- Comment on Go Green 1 month ago:
Sorta like me and my Ex.
All by ourselves we’re fine but together…watch out.
I didn’t know marijuana and I had so much in common.
- Comment on fart 1 month ago:
I’ll be here all week, try the buffet.
- Comment on fart 1 month ago:
Farts In particular, what to say after you fart in a crowd (or elevator).
“Take that!”
“What do you say?” like prompting a child to say thank you.
“That’ll be five bucks, you pervert”
“Not a bad sound out of a half inch speaker”
“Did you hear that spider bark?"
“Someone step on a duck?”
“That duck’s got bad breath”
Forest Area Reticulated Tree Spiders (FARTS)
“A bit more choke and that engine will start”
“Did you hear what that asshole just said?”
“There’s someone behind me talking shit!”
“Keep shouting Sir, we’ll find you”
“So sayeth the King”
“I shouldn’t have trusted that one”
“I don’t remember eating that.”
“That’s gonna itch when it dries”
‘‘Two sniffs of that would be greedy’’
“The the horns working, now try the lights”
“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk”
“The Rear Admiral has spoken”
(Just before you fart) “Alexa, play something by Ed Sheeran”
“Don’t worry, (name), I’ll tell them it was me!”
“You’ve/I’ve got a turd honking for the right of way.”
“Ahh, the ghost of dinners past”
“You got that one for free, next one you will have to pull my finger”
“As foretold by The Prophecy.”
“Now your turn”
The toothless one speaks !
“Sounds much better after my tune up”
“Aaaand…scene!”
“That was supposed to be a song but came out of the wrong end”
“Message from turd castle”
“Glad I’m not in my Space Suit”
“Damn! I was saving that for the elevator”
“An empty house is better than a bad tenant”
“Guess what I had for my last meal”
“This haaause is noww cleeeean”
“carpet frogs”
“Now that I have your attention, we will have a moment of silence for all those that have died in elevator accidents”
- Comment on Go Green 1 month ago:
I’ve seen this before, those are ornamental tomato plants.
- Comment on Microsoft seemingly just revealed that OpenAI lost $11.5B last quarter 1 month ago:
So it ALL depends on the definition of “soon”?
- Comment on Microsoft seemingly just revealed that OpenAI lost $11.5B last quarter 1 month ago:
When I lose $11 Billion dollars, I have to go to bed without supper.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
When religion becomes law, freedom will be a sin
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 1 month ago:
His grave will need a floor drain, I’m peeing THERE.
- Comment on U.S. hits $38 trillion in debt, after the fastest accumulation of $1 trillion outside of the pandemic 1 month ago:
Both times while Trump was president. I’m starting to see a pattern here.
- Comment on Taiwan says 'will not agree' to making 50% of its chips in US 2 months ago:
They are busy making Taiwan great again.
Not much art in that deal.
- Comment on You can't make this shit up 2 months ago:
What a humiliating way for Don Jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
- Comment on Too soon? 3 months ago:
Or too late?
- Comment on 95% of Companies See ‘Zero Return’ on $30 Billion Generative AI Spend, MIT Report Finds 3 months ago:
Garbage in, garbage out.
That’s from back in the days of PUNCH-CARD computers.
- Comment on 95% of Companies See ‘Zero Return’ on $30 Billion Generative AI Spend, MIT Report Finds 3 months ago:
The first problem is the name. It’s NOT artificial intelligence, it’s artificial stupidity.
People BOUGHT intelligence but GOT stupidity.
- Comment on Net neutrality advocates won’t appeal loss, say they don’t trust Supreme Court 4 months ago:
Trust is earned, they must have heard that as “burned.”
- Comment on Microsoft suddenly bans LibreOffice developer's email account, blocks appeal 4 months ago:
Large corporations have zero empathy for competition.
What will their quarterly report say? Think of the stockholders.
- Comment on White House unveils sweeping plan to “win” global AI race through deregulation 4 months ago:
It’s all smoke and mirrors.
They use religion to “prove” they are right.
They use A.I. to “prove” they are smart.
They use Bitcoin to “prove” they are rich.
They embrace the invisible so you have nothing to complain about.
- Comment on White House unveils sweeping plan to “win” global AI race through deregulation 4 months ago:
But, but, but we played the game by their rules.
- Comment on White House unveils sweeping plan to “win” global AI race through deregulation 4 months ago:
What do we “win”?
- Comment on YSK Billionaire Rupert Murdoch owns Sky News, The New York Post, The Sun, The Times,Fox News and the Wall Street Journal. He is the most powerful businessman in the West 4 months ago:
To anyone with a smidgen of critical thinking ability, yes.
- Comment on YSK Billionaire Rupert Murdoch owns Sky News, The New York Post, The Sun, The Times,Fox News and the Wall Street Journal. He is the most powerful businessman in the West 4 months ago:
Just like my decades long boycott of Nestlé is FINALLY gaining traction.
Atta BOY!