SeeMarkFly
@SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
- Comment on Go Green 1 week ago:
Sorta like me and my Ex.
All by ourselves we’re fine but together…watch out.
I didn’t know marijuana and I had so much in common.
- Comment on fart 1 week ago:
I’ll be here all week, try the buffet.
- Comment on fart 1 week ago:
Farts In particular, what to say after you fart in a crowd (or elevator).
“Take that!”
“What do you say?” like prompting a child to say thank you.
“That’ll be five bucks, you pervert”
“Not a bad sound out of a half inch speaker”
“Did you hear that spider bark?"
“Someone step on a duck?”
“That duck’s got bad breath”
Forest Area Reticulated Tree Spiders (FARTS)
“A bit more choke and that engine will start”
“Did you hear what that asshole just said?”
“There’s someone behind me talking shit!”
“Keep shouting Sir, we’ll find you”
“So sayeth the King”
“I shouldn’t have trusted that one”
“I don’t remember eating that.”
“That’s gonna itch when it dries”
‘‘Two sniffs of that would be greedy’’
“The the horns working, now try the lights”
“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk”
“The Rear Admiral has spoken”
(Just before you fart) “Alexa, play something by Ed Sheeran”
“Don’t worry, (name), I’ll tell them it was me!”
“You’ve/I’ve got a turd honking for the right of way.”
“Ahh, the ghost of dinners past”
“You got that one for free, next one you will have to pull my finger”
“As foretold by The Prophecy.”
“Now your turn”
The toothless one speaks !
“Sounds much better after my tune up”
“Aaaand…scene!”
“That was supposed to be a song but came out of the wrong end”
“Message from turd castle”
“Glad I’m not in my Space Suit”
“Damn! I was saving that for the elevator”
“An empty house is better than a bad tenant”
“Guess what I had for my last meal”
“This haaause is noww cleeeean”
“carpet frogs”
“Now that I have your attention, we will have a moment of silence for all those that have died in elevator accidents”
- Comment on Go Green 1 week ago:
I’ve seen this before, those are ornamental tomato plants.
- Comment on Microsoft seemingly just revealed that OpenAI lost $11.5B last quarter 1 week ago:
So it ALL depends on the definition of “soon”?
- Comment on Microsoft seemingly just revealed that OpenAI lost $11.5B last quarter 1 week ago:
When I lose $11 Billion dollars, I have to go to bed without supper.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
When religion becomes law, freedom will be a sin
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 2 weeks ago:
His grave will need a floor drain, I’m peeing THERE.
- Comment on U.S. hits $38 trillion in debt, after the fastest accumulation of $1 trillion outside of the pandemic 2 weeks ago:
Both times while Trump was president. I’m starting to see a pattern here.
- Comment on Taiwan says 'will not agree' to making 50% of its chips in US 5 weeks ago:
They are busy making Taiwan great again.
Not much art in that deal.
- Comment on You can't make this shit up 1 month ago:
What a humiliating way for Don Jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
- Comment on Too soon? 1 month ago:
Or too late?
- Comment on 95% of Companies See ‘Zero Return’ on $30 Billion Generative AI Spend, MIT Report Finds 2 months ago:
Garbage in, garbage out.
That’s from back in the days of PUNCH-CARD computers.
- Comment on 95% of Companies See ‘Zero Return’ on $30 Billion Generative AI Spend, MIT Report Finds 2 months ago:
The first problem is the name. It’s NOT artificial intelligence, it’s artificial stupidity.
People BOUGHT intelligence but GOT stupidity.
- Comment on Net neutrality advocates won’t appeal loss, say they don’t trust Supreme Court 2 months ago:
Trust is earned, they must have heard that as “burned.”
- Comment on Microsoft suddenly bans LibreOffice developer's email account, blocks appeal 3 months ago:
Large corporations have zero empathy for competition.
What will their quarterly report say? Think of the stockholders.
- Comment on White House unveils sweeping plan to “win” global AI race through deregulation 3 months ago:
It’s all smoke and mirrors.
They use religion to “prove” they are right.
They use A.I. to “prove” they are smart.
They use Bitcoin to “prove” they are rich.
They embrace the invisible so you have nothing to complain about.
- Comment on White House unveils sweeping plan to “win” global AI race through deregulation 3 months ago:
But, but, but we played the game by their rules.
- Comment on White House unveils sweeping plan to “win” global AI race through deregulation 3 months ago:
What do we “win”?
- Comment on YSK Billionaire Rupert Murdoch owns Sky News, The New York Post, The Sun, The Times,Fox News and the Wall Street Journal. He is the most powerful businessman in the West 3 months ago:
To anyone with a smidgen of critical thinking ability, yes.
- Comment on YSK Billionaire Rupert Murdoch owns Sky News, The New York Post, The Sun, The Times,Fox News and the Wall Street Journal. He is the most powerful businessman in the West 3 months ago:
Just like my decades long boycott of Nestlé is FINALLY gaining traction.
Atta BOY!
- Comment on YSK Billionaire Rupert Murdoch owns Sky News, The New York Post, The Sun, The Times,Fox News and the Wall Street Journal. He is the most powerful businessman in the West 3 months ago:
Boycott…
Fox News
The New York Post
The Sun
The Times
The Sunday Times
Sky News
The Wall Street Journal
Comedy Central has better reporting.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
If you dream that you are sleeping, can you sleep twice as fast?
- Comment on Him and Elon were cybering, calling it now... 3 months ago:
We ALL know we’ve been sold out. What we want to know NOW is for how much.
How much were we worth…to YOU???
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
The suspected Russian agent turns out to be a Russian agent. News at eleven.
- Comment on Mazda false DMCA takedown notice Home Assistant App 5 months ago:
There’s a new world order, let the buyer beware. Even when you can afford it, they will change it so you can’t.
- Comment on Nine out of ten dentists approve! 5 months ago:
I am one of the unfortunate one that, during a double blind test, became addicted to placebos. My life is now a living hell. I can’t find good placebos anywhere. I went to the drug store and yelled “THROW ME A LIFESAVER”. They gave me butterscotch. Tomorrow will be much like today.
- Comment on Washington’s Right to Repair Bill Heads to the Governor 6 months ago:
Have you tried replacing the starter on your car. I could be this easy or what they do now. Image
- Comment on Washington’s Right to Repair Bill Heads to the Governor 6 months ago:
The right to repair doesn’t do any good it everything is DESIGNED to “not be repaired”.
- Comment on Chances for the fediverse? Elon Musk takes hit as Europeans ditch X in droves 6 months ago:
The rest are bots and Russian troll farms.
