SeeMarkFly
@SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
- Comment on Is this even a question? 11 hours ago:
Ooh, I was prompted! Just because you can’t hear the voices doesn’t mean they don’t make sense.
- Comment on US | ICE Agent Shoots and Kills Woman at Minneapolis Protest 17 hours ago:
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
- Comment on Top 15 US Billionaires Gained Nearly $1 Trillion in Wealth In Trump’s First Year 18 hours ago:
WOW, just think. If I had enough money I could be running this country.
- Comment on Is this even a question? 20 hours ago:
You don’t “go” to a Waffle House, You “find” yourself at a Waffle House.
If you run over a pancake with a car, it looks like a waffle. If you run over a waffle with a car, it looks like a pancake. No other food does this. I’ve run over a lot of food.
- Comment on Give me some good ones 22 hours ago:
Good point, but now I’m confused about were I am on the curve.
- Comment on Give me some good ones 1 day ago:
For about half the people, yea.
- Comment on Give me some good ones 1 day ago:
My the rest of your day be as nice as you are.
- Comment on AI-Induced RAM Crunch Could Push Next PlayStation and Xbox Past 2028 5 days ago:
EXACTLY what the Billionaires were after in the first place. That’s some 3-D chess going on here.
- Comment on AI-Induced RAM Crunch Could Push Next PlayStation and Xbox Past 2028 5 days ago:
I can just have the AI play my games for me. Problem SOLVED!
- Comment on The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down. 6 days ago:
Where is the dog supposed to get a drink from?
- Comment on There's ads on an apple 3 weeks ago:
And there are ads on my TV for apples. I guess that’s only fair.
- Comment on Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement 4 weeks ago:
Charlie WHO?
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 5 weeks ago:
It’s dangerous to boil anything else.
- Comment on Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification" 5 weeks ago:
Slopification
LOL This is gonna catch on. I’ve seen things that this describes.
- Comment on Lawmakers Want to Ban VPNs—And They Have No Idea What They're Doing 5 weeks ago:
Because almost EXACTALLY half of them KNOW that freeing the slaves was a bad idea.
- Comment on Make Amazon Pay 1 month ago:
I’ve been boycotting Nestle for DECADES and I don’t think they “feel the sting” from my actions.
- Comment on Lawmakers Want to Ban VPNs—And They Have No Idea What They're Doing 1 month ago:
I know governments work slow but there guys are still trying to figure out if freeing the slaves was a good idea.
- Comment on YSK Joseph Stalin created the Great Terror. He started killing people randomly including artists, generals, doctors, diplomats, government officials. Everyone was terrified. 1 month ago:
seeing far ahead to realize that pooling resources in such manner will benefit everyone,
Pooling resources is how car insurance works.
- Comment on God ****** dammit, here we go again 1 month ago:
Oh no, some Russian troll farm now knows my favorite color.
- Comment on Go Green 2 months ago:
Sorta like me and my Ex.
All by ourselves we’re fine but together…watch out.
I didn’t know marijuana and I had so much in common.
- Comment on fart 2 months ago:
I’ll be here all week, try the buffet.
- Comment on fart 2 months ago:
Farts In particular, what to say after you fart in a crowd (or elevator).
“Take that!”
“What do you say?” like prompting a child to say thank you.
“That’ll be five bucks, you pervert”
“Not a bad sound out of a half inch speaker”
“Did you hear that spider bark?"
“Someone step on a duck?”
“That duck’s got bad breath”
Forest Area Reticulated Tree Spiders (FARTS)
“A bit more choke and that engine will start”
“Did you hear what that asshole just said?”
“There’s someone behind me talking shit!”
“Keep shouting Sir, we’ll find you”
“So sayeth the King”
“I shouldn’t have trusted that one”
“I don’t remember eating that.”
“That’s gonna itch when it dries”
‘‘Two sniffs of that would be greedy’’
“The the horns working, now try the lights”
“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk”
“The Rear Admiral has spoken”
(Just before you fart) “Alexa, play something by Ed Sheeran”
“Don’t worry, (name), I’ll tell them it was me!”
“You’ve/I’ve got a turd honking for the right of way.”
“Ahh, the ghost of dinners past”
“You got that one for free, next one you will have to pull my finger”
“As foretold by The Prophecy.”
“Now your turn”
The toothless one speaks !
“Sounds much better after my tune up”
“Aaaand…scene!”
“That was supposed to be a song but came out of the wrong end”
“Message from turd castle”
“Glad I’m not in my Space Suit”
“Damn! I was saving that for the elevator”
“An empty house is better than a bad tenant”
“Guess what I had for my last meal”
“This haaause is noww cleeeean”
“carpet frogs”
“Now that I have your attention, we will have a moment of silence for all those that have died in elevator accidents”
- Comment on Go Green 2 months ago:
I’ve seen this before, those are ornamental tomato plants.
- Comment on Microsoft seemingly just revealed that OpenAI lost $11.5B last quarter 2 months ago:
So it ALL depends on the definition of “soon”?
- Comment on Microsoft seemingly just revealed that OpenAI lost $11.5B last quarter 2 months ago:
When I lose $11 Billion dollars, I have to go to bed without supper.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
When religion becomes law, freedom will be a sin
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 2 months ago:
His grave will need a floor drain, I’m peeing THERE.
- Comment on U.S. hits $38 trillion in debt, after the fastest accumulation of $1 trillion outside of the pandemic 2 months ago:
Both times while Trump was president. I’m starting to see a pattern here.
- Comment on Taiwan says 'will not agree' to making 50% of its chips in US 3 months ago:
They are busy making Taiwan great again.
Not much art in that deal.
- Comment on You can't make this shit up 3 months ago:
What a humiliating way for Don Jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.