SeeMarkFly
@SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
- Comment on Trump's signature to appear on US currency in a first for sitting president 3 days ago:
If you add a few dots it looks like a kkk meeting.Image
- Comment on I do this on behalf of soup 4 days ago:
Even more efficient is to just dump the soup in the toilet and FLUSH.
- Comment on I do this on behalf of soup 4 days ago:
I don’t care for soup. It seems like food but it has too much water.
Soggy food.
- Comment on Apple will reportedly start stuffing ads into the Maps app 1 week ago:
I left on a trip to San Francisco and forgot my STREET maps but I did have an aviation map so I used that.
It did NOT have the freeway numbers marked. I got there looking for water towers and radio towers and bodies of water. I managed OK.
- Comment on Apple will reportedly start stuffing ads into the Maps app 1 week ago:
Time to dust off my old folded paper maps.
I can sell some of the duplicates I have. I’m gonna be RICH!
- Comment on We should be thankful that humans only evolved a sympathetic yawning response and not a sympathetic farting response 1 week ago:
Farts
In particular, what to say after you fart in a crowd (or elevator).
“Take that!”
“What do you say?” like prompting a child to say thank you.
“That’ll be five bucks, you pervert”
“Not a bad sound out of a half inch speaker”
“Did you hear that spider bark?"
“Someone step on a duck?”
“That duck’s got bad breath”
Forest Area Reticulated Tree Spiders (FARTS)
“A bit more choke and that engine will start”
“Did you hear what that asshole just said?”
“There’s someone behind me talking shit!”
“Keep shouting Sir, we’ll find you”
“So sayeth the King”
“I shouldn’t have trusted that one”
“I don’t remember eating that.”
“That’s gonna itch when it dries”
‘‘Two sniffs of that would be greedy’’
“The the horns working, now try the lights”
“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk”
“The Rear Admiral has spoken”
(Just before you fart) “Alexa, play something by Ed Sheeran”
“Don’t worry, (name), I’ll tell them it was me!”
“You’ve/I’ve got a turd honking for the right of way.”
“Ahh, the ghost of dinners past”
“You got that one for free, next one you will have to pull my finger”
“As foretold by The Prophecy.”
“Now your turn”
The toothless one speaks !
“Sounds much better after my tune up”
“Aaaand…scene!”
“That was supposed to be a song but came out of the wrong end”
“Message from turd castle”
“Glad I’m not in my Space Suit”
“Damn! I was saving that for the elevator”
“An empty house is better than a bad tenant”
“Guess what I had for my last meal”
“This haaause is noww cleeeean”
“carpet frogs”
“Now that I have your attention, we will have a moment of silence for all those that have died in elevator accidents”
- Comment on how do you only sleep 3 hours a day? (inspiration) 1 week ago:
If you dream that you are sleeping can you sleep twice as fast?
- Comment on Genius. 1 week ago:
I like toast but I don’t like MAKING toast.
I would like to buy a loaf of toast. Then I could just warm it up in the microwave.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 2 weeks ago:
Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold
This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.
How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.
Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda
Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.
BREAKING: Hungary has invaded and occupied Turkey! It has changed its country’s name to “Full”
- Comment on Iran, not the US, currently has the strategic upper hand 2 weeks ago:
Putin told him to. That’s it.
- Comment on If you are rich, white, male and say "Jesus" enough, you can get away with anything. 3 weeks ago:
The church figured it out. Get the money from poor people. Who would’a thought.
- Comment on Operation Mar-Kwane 3 weeks ago:
Markwayne Mullin, Trump’s new PRICK for Homeland Security secretary.
- Comment on Old Yeller Style 3 weeks ago:
She NEVER saw the bus.
- Comment on President Trump, Pam Bondi sued over sale of TikTok assets 3 weeks ago:
The courts are toothless. What are they gonna do, write a sternly worded letter???
- Comment on YouTube Shorts and Instagram Reels are making you dumber, according to science 3 weeks ago:
WOW! 3 downvotes for saying I’m all right.
And no stated reason. Could be a troll farm. A Russian troll farm, or maybe a Christian troll farm. They don’t like me thinking too. It might be my EX, we still don’t get along.
I could even be Nestlé. My DECADES-long boycott is finally working.
- Comment on The Nuremberg Trials 2.0 will see 'generative AI' used as an excuse in the same way some tried 'just following orders' as an excuse after WWII 3 weeks ago:
The first thing to die in any war is the truth.
- Comment on YouTube Shorts and Instagram Reels are making you dumber, according to science 4 weeks ago:
They said the same thing about Sesame Street in the 1970’s
I turned out all right.
- Comment on Polish Train Maker Is Suing the Hackers Who Exposed Its Anti-Repair Tricks 4 weeks ago:
Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.
- Comment on Polish Train Maker Is Suing the Hackers Who Exposed Its Anti-Repair Tricks 4 weeks ago:
I should mention that I really like this art piece because it splits people into two groups.
Women HATE it, I ruined a table and you can’t read the dictionary. Men LOVE it, outside the box destruction.
I recently did another piece that split people into rich vs poor. The well-to-do people complain to me and the poor people shake my hand. Image
- Comment on Polish Train Maker Is Suing the Hackers Who Exposed Its Anti-Repair Tricks 4 weeks ago:
I did this during a party at my house. It was my design. We took turns drilling a hole for the chain, a different person put the chain on, another put the lock on, and the last person bent the key till it was un-useable. Locked knowledge. We are starved for knowledge (expensive college), but drowning in information (free advertising).
- Comment on Polish Train Maker Is Suing the Hackers Who Exposed Its Anti-Repair Tricks 4 weeks ago:
Drop leaf WOOD table, acrylic glasses, silverware placement, hardback book…
- Comment on Polish Train Maker Is Suing the Hackers Who Exposed Its Anti-Repair Tricks 4 weeks ago:
There’s a lot of this “I bought it but it’s not mine” going on. Computers, phones, farm tractors… I did this little art project trying to express that. A locked dictionary. Title: Hard Bound, Bound Hard.Image
- Comment on war with Iran has been delayed 4 weeks ago:
An Army marches on its stomach. The Navy marches to the Poop Deck.
- Comment on AI Is Destroying Grocery Supply Chains 5 weeks ago:
If AI is “responsible” for the well-being of humans…DEAD humans can’t get sick. DEAD humans don’t have to pay rent. DEAD humans stay dead.
The logic is solid.
- Comment on Amazon's Ring and Google's Nest Unwittingly Reveal the Severity of the U.S. Surveillance State 1 month ago:
The town I live in is 3 blocks long. The fire department is in the middle block. I can crawl to the ambulance.
- Comment on YouTube adds new hurdles for ad blockers, and there's currently no way around it 1 month ago:
My ad blocker won’t let me watch YouTube. I didn’t know there was a problem. Good ad blocker.
- Comment on Amazon's Ring and Google's Nest Unwittingly Reveal the Severity of the U.S. Surveillance State 1 month ago:
Good advice, Thanks.
I did buy a used phone at the thrift store and put that in the car so I had a clock.
- Comment on Amazon's Ring and Google's Nest Unwittingly Reveal the Severity of the U.S. Surveillance State 1 month ago:
Well, sort of. I’m now using Google Voice as a land-line.
For portability I have a personal Hot-Spot and an old iPad that is NOT chipped for phones. I can use the iPad’s browser to get to my Google Voice account.
I can get voice and pictures and text but for the most part it’s at HOME.
- Comment on Amazon's Ring and Google's Nest Unwittingly Reveal the Severity of the U.S. Surveillance State 1 month ago:
I was looking for a phone that didn’t have a camera. I told him I already have a camera that is NOT a phone.
He was aghast.
- Comment on In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud 1 month ago:
I had a compressor on my older setup. For what I listen to that’s a good idea.
THANKS!
