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  • paperboy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    What’s that look on her face… aggressively horny? Is this normally how Canadian ladies get while smoking BC buds??

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    • qaeta@lemmy.ca ⁨44⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Nah, that’s the maple. We get crazy with the sticky tree blood in us.

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    She’s cute.

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    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Smash

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i don’t see any Canadians disagreeing

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    • BurntWits@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m from Canada.

      It’s not America.

      As a Canadian this is the realist thing ever. Half our identity is being not-American.

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      • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        But Canada is in America

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    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sorry, but I don’t see her saying sorry!

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      • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Sörry

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m American. That’s how we view you guys as well.

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      • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Good.

        The biggest insult a Canadian could ever hear is being called ‘American’.

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thdy must have vastly different smoking laws in Japan. We can’t smoke within 4m of entrances (legally), let alone indoors.

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      • TrackShovel@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        We aren’t - this is spot on

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She’s clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she’ll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it “zed”.

    Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.

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    • speckofrust@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Fuck, that last bit cracked me up. Consider it stolen.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.

      So stupid…

      The ketchup faucet is the first one. 🤦‍♂️

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      • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Didn’t discover washing my hands with water until I was already out of school.

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      • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Does that make ranch the second one?

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is Kate single?

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You want her to pour some maple syrup on you?

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      • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        IN THE NAME OF LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVE

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        🎵Pour some syrup on me.🎵

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      • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        oil maple syrup

        m.youtube.com/watch?v=uo8N0tCtAh8

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Thank you.

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  • caboose2006@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ms. Wood is incredibly based

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  • TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sure, she’s holding weed, but her eyes say she’s on something significantly different.

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    • Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      She hung out with Rob Ford

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  • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is one of their leading exports actually marijuana? That’s pretty interesting if true.

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      No, not even illegal weed.

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      • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Yeah that does make more sense. I guess that makes the comic quite a bit more offensive though lol

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  • AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mordecai. Human. Level 50.
    Manager of Princess Donut.
    This is a non-combatant NPC.
    This is a human. This one is something called a Canadian. Part French. Part maple syrup. He’s weirdly obsessed with ice hockey and snowmobiles and semi-erotic lumberjack fan fiction. Has a well-worn Tim Hortons loyalty card in his Velcro wallet. He says “aboot” instead of “about” and gets really, really upset when you point it out, claiming you’re hearing things and that it’s a harmful stereotype. It’s not a stereotype, and that’s exactly how it sounds. He has a relative who was trampled to death by a moose. You get the idea.

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    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The one detail in this that slightly annoyed me is the timmy’s card. patriotic people don’t shop there anymore because of the ownership, also their products have sucked for the last decade anyways. idr when that book came out, though

      also, side note, nobody but the east coast is pronouncing it “aboot”. there’s a clear difference between “about” and “boot”. americans just really draw out the “ow” in “out”, so yes it sounds closer to “boot”, but it’s hardly ‘exactly how it sounds’. /angryrant

      side side note, I don’t have a relative who was trampled by a moose, but I do know someone who had their car trampled by a moose

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      • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        also, side note, nobody but the east coast is pronouncing it “aboot”. there’s a clear difference between “about” and “boot”. americans just really draw out the “ow” in “out”, so yes it sounds closer to “boot”, but it’s hardly ‘exactly how it sounds’. /angryrant

        He says “aboot” instead of “about” and gets really, really upset when you point it out, claiming you’re hearing things and that it’s a harmful stereotype. It’s not a stereotype, and that’s exactly how it sounds.

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      • KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I would say the Tim’s card would imply from an era the company was less shit (RIP their OG Ham & Swiss sandwich with the crunchy bread).

        But I don’t think Tim’s ever had a loyalty card did they? Maybe a roll up the rim “free coffee” they forgot to ever cash in.

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  • My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She said Thank You. Everything checks out.

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Canadians put syrup on their weed?

    What Godless creatures

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This is Ms. Frizzle’s dope-ass sister, Ms. Dank

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      • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes… Ha ha ha… YES!

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Making the stickiest icky.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    More like Kate Weed, amiright??

    Also is weed super illegal in Japan?

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Short answer: yes

      Long answer: yeeeeeeeessssss*

      * With some exceptions for medical marihuana

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Seems like a lot of Asian countries really hate weed. Why is that?

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Please be real

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    • AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m sorry to disappoint. 

      Image

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      • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Still got those crazy eyes though.

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    • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wish but the actual one is probably very mundane.

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  • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    wtf i love weed and maple syrup

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    • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, okay, but which are you smoking and which are you eating?

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      • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        none of ur fuckn business

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  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I see nothing wrong here.

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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    relevant

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    • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      SP always gets my upvote.

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yea, Kate would

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  • xSikes@feddit.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sounds like my kind of place

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