Is Kate single?
Acciracy
Submitted 2 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
You want her to pour some maple syrup on you?
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
IN THE NAME OF LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVE
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
🎵Pour some syrup on me.🎵
Slovene@feddit.nl 2 months ago
oilmaple syrup
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She’s clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she’ll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it “zed”.
Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
So stupid…
The ketchup faucet is the first one. 🤦♂️
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Didn’t discover washing my hands with water until I was already out of school.
speckofrust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Fuck, that last bit cracked me up. Consider it stolen.
TomMasz@piefed.social 2 months ago
Sure, she’s holding weed, but her eyes say she’s on something significantly different.
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
She hung out with Rob Ford
caboose2006@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ms. Wood is incredibly based
LeFantome@programming.dev 2 months ago
I am from BC. Sure not every Canadian is like that but this person totally exists.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wonder if it has anything to do with lack of enforcement making weed effectively decriminalized long before the official legalization went through. Official legalization was more of a “government and their buddies want in on the lucrative market”, ignoring that weed was only as expensive as saffron because of the legal risk (or illusion of one) that went along with trading it.
Saffron is expensive because each plant grows 1-4 flowers, and each flower has two yellow and two red stigmata, and saffron is the two red ones. A whole acre of it will yield less than a kilo IIRC.
Weed, on the other hand, is aptly named because it is happy growing pretty much anywhere from swamps to dessert mountains. Only real complication with it is the whole determining the sex of the plant ASAP to remove/separate the males before they pollinate the females and then watch for hermaphrodites. Though, even then, it only affects the quality of the final product, as fertalized females still produce bud, it just has seeds in it (at a surprisingly high density if you’ve never gotten seedy bud before) and doesn’t mature the same. Still works fine for extracts.
If done properly, you can get the whole yield of an acre of saffron from a single weed plant.
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I spent a season in Whistler 20 years ago, and even though Whistler is “Disney Mountain” I managed to get to know some local residents through Japanese home stay students. Weed was everywhere, granted season skiers and and snowboarders are perhaps not a random selection of the population in that regard.
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
She said Thank You. Everything checks out.
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Mordecai. Human. Level 50.
Manager of Princess Donut.
This is a non-combatant NPC.
This is a human. This one is something called a Canadian. Part French. Part maple syrup. He’s weirdly obsessed with ice hockey and snowmobiles and semi-erotic lumberjack fan fiction. Has a well-worn Tim Hortons loyalty card in his Velcro wallet. He says “aboot” instead of “about” and gets really, really upset when you point it out, claiming you’re hearing things and that it’s a harmful stereotype. It’s not a stereotype, and that’s exactly how it sounds. He has a relative who was trampled to death by a moose. You get the idea.mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The one detail in this that slightly annoyed me is the timmy’s card. patriotic people don’t shop there anymore because of the ownership, also their products have sucked for the last decade anyways. idr when that book came out, though
also, side note, nobody but the east coast is pronouncing it “aboot”. there’s a clear difference between “about” and “boot”. americans just really draw out the “ow” in “out”, so yes it sounds closer to “boot”, but it’s hardly ‘exactly how it sounds’. /angryrant
side side note, I don’t have a relative who was trampled by a moose, but I do know someone who had their car trampled by a moose
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
also, side note, nobody but the east coast is pronouncing it “aboot”. there’s a clear difference between “about” and “boot”. americans just really draw out the “ow” in “out”, so yes it sounds closer to “boot”, but it’s hardly ‘exactly how it sounds’. /angryrant
He says “aboot” instead of “about” and gets really, really upset when you point it out, claiming you’re hearing things and that it’s a harmful stereotype. It’s not a stereotype, and that’s exactly how it sounds.
KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I would say the Tim’s card would imply from an era the company was less shit (RIP their OG Ham & Swiss sandwich with the crunchy bread).
But I don’t think Tim’s ever had a loyalty card did they? Maybe a roll up the rim “free coffee” they forgot to ever cash in.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The ownership of Timmy’s is Restaurant Brands International, a publicly traded corporation headquartered in Toronto. Sure there’s a lot of American shareholders, but a significant chunk of the shares are owned by Canadian banks too.
Also it employs people at the coffee shops. I’m all about boycotting American products, but boycotting Timmy’s seems a bit much.
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
!dcc@piefed.world is leaking.
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
IMO, it’s more “aboat” not “aboot”.
But, Americans say “abawt” instead of “about” so we’re even.
paperboy@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
What’s that look on her face… aggressively horny? Is this normally how Canadian ladies get while smoking BC buds??
qaeta@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Nah, that’s the maple. We get crazy with the sticky tree blood in us.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s just like, Victoria. It’s a pretty dope city.
hector@lemmy.today 2 months ago
That’s the reefer madness. East Asia takes a very hard line against drugs. As late as the 70s people in Japan would get 30 years in prison for possession of marijuana. Dealing drugs is often the death penalty across the region.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Please be real
AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 2 months ago
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Still got those crazy eyes though.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That’s actually fairly interesting. Apparently Japan thinks we’re really into music. I wonder if there’s a Canadian pianist that’s popular over there?
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wish but the actual one is probably very mundane.
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Is one of their leading exports actually marijuana? That’s pretty interesting if true.
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I think Canada has next to zero in marijuana exports, because it’s illegal to import it in most places. It does contribute billions to Canada’s GDP, but that’s production and consumption that never leaves the country.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It doesn’t leave my house LOL.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
No, not even illegal weed.
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yeah that does make more sense. I guess that makes the comic quite a bit more offensive though lol
Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
During my study abroad in japan we visited an elementary school as a cultural exchange. The class that day had to pick a country and list three things about it. A bunch of them picked america and the three most common things were McDonalds / hamburgers, pancakes and Disney.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would’ve thought corruption, racism and being fat.
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Corruption goes with Disney, fat goes with McDonalds, and racism… goes with everything.
Pancakes are fine tho
Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Corruption and racism aren’t really unique to America though. If you look at current Japanese politics you’ll see they can be just as racist and corrupt as the US.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
More like Kate Weed, amiright??
Also is weed super illegal in Japan?
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Short answer: yes
Long answer: yeeeeeeeessssss*
* With some exceptions for medical marihuana
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Seems like a lot of Asian countries really hate weed. Why is that?
Jagarico@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was quite shocked when my neighbor here once offered me a joint. And it’s Osaka’s central area, and it wasn’t that late! Though I sometimes can smell it in the air, and occasionally see teenagers (on the older side) smoking weed, it’s usually somewhere far from the crowds and popular places.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Canadians put syrup on their weed?
What Godless creatures
0ops@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Lawnman23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is Ms. Frizzle’s dope-ass sister, Ms. Dank
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yes… Ha ha ha… YES!
Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
🤣🤣
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Making the stickiest icky.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
You may be tempted to think that the syrup thing is because of the bud, but actually she took up bud to stop getting so many questions about it.
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean, if she pours it on everything…
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] 2 months ago
she even got the syrup OG kush to close the circle
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 2 months ago
wtf i love weed and maple syrup
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Yeah, okay, but which are you smoking and which are you eating?
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 2 months ago
none of ur fuckn business
superkong47@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Based
Gleddified@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
sommerset@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
I mean sounds about right. They forgot square faces and mouths tho
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
…And cheat at curling
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’m just gonna go make some popcorn while I wait for the random Swede or Canadian to wander into this thread.
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Swede here, I don’t care about sports, but online drama tickles my fancy.
Presently42@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Hello, random Canadian curler here
squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We wasn’t exactly as nice about it as I was lead to believe a Canadian would be.
hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Why do they portray Canadians like Pokemon characters
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
She’s cute.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Smash
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I used to have British made English textbooks, it had British stereotypes, minus the bombs for the Irish, and otherwise the more endearing ones.
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2 months ago
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 months ago
SP always gets my upvote.
TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hello, Kate Wood here.
how fast can you run?
Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Canada isn’t America? So what continent is it on? Africa?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yea, Kate would
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 months ago
I see nothing wrong here.
33550336@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I am not expecting japanese fascists to think out of stereotypes.
PhAzE@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Seems accurate
expatriado@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i don’t see any Canadians disagreeing
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sorry, but I don’t see her saying sorry!
makyo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sörry
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yeah, some of the key Canadian words are missing, eh?
BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
As a Canadian this is the realist thing ever. Half our identity is being not-American.
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
25 years ago this was a bit silly, but these days it’s like saying: “Look, I’m not on the Epstein List!”
Mac@mander.xyz 2 months ago
But Canada is in America
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Thdy must have vastly different smoking laws in Japan. We can’t smoke within 4m of entrances (legally), let alone indoors.
TrackShovel@lemmy.today 2 months ago
We aren’t - this is spot on
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m American. That’s how we view you guys as well.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Good.
The biggest insult a Canadian could ever hear is being called ‘American’.