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- Comment on Hard to argue 5 weeks ago:
Platypuscifer
- Comment on Dumb glasses 5 weeks ago:
There’s fists to go around, guy
- Comment on meat honey 5 weeks ago:
No it’s my Meat Puppets cover band
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Same, homie. Same.
- Comment on Simple, Stupid, and it always works 1 month ago:
Seriously, pneumatic climate control can eat my whole ass
- Comment on 13,492% sudden interest increase in local Alabama news station 1 month ago:
It’s from The Incredibles, the last scene when Dash (the super-fast kid) is in a school track foot race and the family is cheering him on, but he starts going a bit too fast and the family yells at him to slow down, go for a “close second”. This dude in the stands in front of them overheard and is like wtfuck.
- Comment on Bugs in 2099 or something 1 month ago:
Well that was neat
- Comment on Put the shoes on 1 month ago:
It’s like putting a little salt in your sweets, the contrast only makes the sweetness stand out more.
- Comment on Let's discuss... 1 month ago:
Never been much into cobra flossing myself
- Comment on Let's discuss... 1 month ago:
That’s misinfo, snakes are cold-blooded
- Comment on When “Watch Instantly” first came out. Before “streaming” was even the term for it. 1 month ago:
Before they started streaming everything we were maintaining a queue of DVDs and ripping each one onto a hardrive. Good times
- Comment on funny number 1 month ago:
- Comment on SBA #52 1 month ago:
Sponge boy the Bob
- Comment on Americans: How the hell do you meet new people or get into relationships after college? 1 month ago:
Tbf, neither is a happy childhood
- Comment on The list is realistically so much longer. 1 month ago:
PRISM
- Comment on Regular bush trimming is always the answer 1 month ago:
Where did their “S"s go? Did they lose them?
- Comment on Hello beautiful 1 month ago:
Timely post, not elaborating
- Comment on Go ahead, take one 1 month ago:
Yup, lost my sense of taste for a couple days there
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I don’t listen to music with a calculator
TOOL fans in shambles
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
sigh yeah I remember my disappointment the first time I tried it
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I’ve worked at multiple carwashes with the towel drying service and yeah they all split tips
- Comment on 1 month ago:
As someone who used to work carwashes for a few years, I don’t really give a shit, it’s my job and I get paid by the hour. If I wasn’t rinsing off your car I’d be rinsing the next one, and if there wasn’t one to rinse then I’d be cleaning something in the wash bay or something, and tbh I’d rather clean cars than the wash bay.
As a driver, that’s kinda dangerous, even if it’s only for a short distance. It’s only a few seconds to brush off the snow, it takes barely more time than scraping the windshield.
Here’s my routine: with my arm brush off enough snow around the door that I can open it without any falling inside, start the car, turn on defrost, efficiently push snow off the car with broad strokes (I’m not getting every flake, but anything you could make a snowball out of, you know?), scrape windshield and if necessary mirrors and other windows I need to see out of. By now it’s been a couple minutes and you’ve at least given your engine the change to warm up a little bit.
- Comment on The "western hemisphere" rubs me the wrong way 1 month ago:
I’m not sure why you’re getting downvotes, I’m sure I’ve thought about this is the shower too at some point
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Seriously? I wouldn’t even doubt it if it were true
- Comment on Stop! BANANA TIME! 2 months ago:
- Comment on Small little shenanigans 2 months ago:
Without any milk? Hardcore
- Comment on Fancycles 2 months ago:
Ya, um, that’s a sentence
- Comment on Not gonna lie, I kind like it 2 months ago:
That’s right ladies, I’m exhausted
- Comment on Acciracy 2 months ago:
- Comment on Hot dog / veggie dog 2 months ago:
Seriously, canine features aside, that bun looks fucking perfect
