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- Comment on dating 26 minutes ago:
Okay great, good stuff… Any tips for talking to other people?
- Comment on she just doesn't understand me 2 hours ago:
I have it now, and as far as I can tell it can’t be turned off. Really annoying when volume level doesn’t sink with the Bluetooth head unit in my car and this feature suddenly halves my volume
- Comment on Android 11 is the "Windows 7" of Android 3 hours ago:
On OnePlus phones, Oxygen OS 10 was peak (and imo just about perfect). Every single update since then has been a downgrade. I won’t buy another
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Wait…quiet… Does anyone else hear Maria Carey?
- Comment on Guys there's a message in my Apple Jacks! 1 day ago:
It’s your gut telling you to eat more veggies
- Comment on Thanks Gary, couldn't've done it without ya 1 day ago:
If you can afford the commission (don’t worry, he’s cheap)
- Comment on New life 2 days ago:
We doing potatoes now?
- Comment on smart 4 days ago:
It’s really not that hard honestly, just memorize a few little algorithms and what situations to use them and it just becomes pattern matching. After a while it becomes muscle memory and you don’t even think. Super simulating
- Comment on Drink some water. NOW!!! 5 days ago:
Slacker!
- Comment on The boy who was relentlessly bullied by his uncle 5 days ago:
Plot twist/spoiler: turns out Harry was The Fucking Wizard
- Comment on This is definitely not where I parked my car 5 days ago:
Forced perspective. This is how they made hobbits look tiny in the lord of the rings. Cool rabbit hole if you have time
- Comment on Mafs 1 week ago:
Might as well celebrate on the 10th of February too, just to be sure
- Comment on Regional differences 1 week ago:
The hell am I supposed to do with these babies? I can’t afford a trip to Lake Michigan in this economy
- Comment on genius 1 week ago:
That’s what I thought it was before I read the caption
- Comment on Cube me 1 week ago:
What a square
- Comment on That doesn't look good. 1 week ago:
What a shitty mattress does to a motherfucker
- Comment on Reintroducing The Bookdocks 1 week ago:
Same boat dude, started watching it like a year ago and I’m like “where have you been all my life?”
- Comment on God's Property 1 week ago:
Eat weed, tis holy and god-ordained
- Comment on Just keeping my buoyancy in check. 1 week ago:
Oh they have butts they just don’t poop
- Comment on The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down. 1 week ago:
I’m right there with you on this one. I’ve literally shared a toilet my entire life with a large family, dozens of roommates over the years, etc and I’ve literally never once had somebody get after me for how the seat was left, nor have I even thought about the position of the seat before automatically setting it how I need before I go. I mean I get moving the lid down for sanitary reasons but just the seat down or up? Why’s it my job to predict who’s using the pot next and how they’ll want the seat configured? Should I prepare and deliver them wads of toilet paper too? Roll out a red carpet? Here’s what I’ll do, Imma put the whole fucken lid down, and then they can do whatever the hell they want when they get in there.
- Comment on Music is music 1 week ago:
I’m partial to hell
- Comment on It's easier to rhyme in Mandarin than in English 2 weeks ago:
On the flip side though, because English is such a bastard language, there’s often lots of synonyms to choose from
- Comment on A cat licking a banana 2 weeks ago:
Is this a visual metaphor?
- Comment on It's a bit like waking up after too long of a nap 2 weeks ago:
If there’s no hard aerosol cheese in heaven I’m not going
- Comment on The Internet is for.. 3 weeks ago:
Porn and corn, corn and porn, plus that one corn porn
- Comment on Survey reveals most people are holding onto their phones for a long time, and it makes sense 3 weeks ago:
Same, always. I’ve had good luck on eBay, but I’ve done swappa once or twice and they’re not bad either
- Comment on My favorite constellation 3 weeks ago:
I see Onion’s belt
- Comment on When you're cooking and it does its thing. 3 weeks ago:
Ok check this: onions and bacon *aaand* kielbasa
- Comment on When you're cooking and it does its thing. 3 weeks ago:
I guess this is how I find out I’m a psycho
- Comment on One stop shop 3 weeks ago:
I’ll take two