jballs

@jballs@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this real life?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You tried your best, and that’s what’s important.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this real life?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No you’re thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I tried Five Guys last night⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Try not to eat any hamburgers on the way to the parking lot!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread mold⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit that actually makes a lot of sense

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leak confirms OpenAI is preparing ads on ChatGPT for public roll out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Late stage enshitification.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAGA, splitting hairs.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If we really want to reduce the amount suffering for both adults and, most importantly, children then we have to be able to start having actual conversations about this.

  I appreciate that calling Trump a child rapist is also good for society.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What ever you do, don't think of the number 37.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not even supposed to be here today!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🤢🤢🤮

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨¿Por qué no los dos?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ghislaine Maxwell’s horse was also named Bubba.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨¿Por qué no los dos?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not my proudest work…

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmao the comment had me rolling. Yeah, we may have reached the end game as a species.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump's Big Beautiful Bill⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not just pictures, “the pictures”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thrussy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scandal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to think I’m moderately informed, but never in a million years did I think Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob would be in the Epstein files.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Any sort of normal life while working 60 hours a week isn’t going to be easy. I don’t think being a family man is the problem here. Maybe consider looking for another job that isn’t as demanding?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like a buffet would fix this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Serious question: Why the fuck does he stand like that with his hands turned so his palms are facing backwards and his arms are straight down?

  That is physically uncomfortable to do and looks moronic. I can’t imagine him doing this on purpose, but I also can’t see him holding such an unnatural position unconsciously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD, you dog.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think technically that makes it an Appalachian Motorboat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After police used Flock cameras to accuse a Denver woman of theft, she had to prove her own innocence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what I gathered as well. They mentioned there was doorbell footage but refused to show it to her. I’m guessing they saw she was in town, saw a person that maybe partially could have resembled her maybe if you squinted on the doorbell footage, and said that was all the evidence they needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft seemingly just revealed that OpenAI lost $11.5B last quarter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When you put it that way, I’m actually kind of mad. Most of my retirement is in index funds, so essentially OpenAI just pissed away half a percent of my life savings in the last quarter!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who has access to our email addresses?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the tip. I wasn’t concerned about using my real email when I signed up for Lemmy when Trump wasn’t the president. Not sure if it’s possible to change the email tied to your account.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Depression: Part Deux⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t used to vegetables with structure.

  Lol this just perfectly described my experience perfectly. I grew up eating mostly canned vegetables. When I started cooking as an adult, I didn’t think I liked vegetables. Until I followed recipes cooking with fresh veggies. The “structure” is totally different! And delicious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking math...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Did engineers come up with that last one though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw that pop up as a recommendation the other day but forgot to watch it until you posted that. Cool video! Weird how they come up with this crazy shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are my fingers black⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My neighbor reported us for animal cruelty once because we had a Samoyed that loved to sit out in the snow.

  Animal Control showed up, looked at our dog happily in a snow pile, confirmed that he had a dog house if he wanted and could come inside of he wanted - and then told the neighbor not to call again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A roundabout⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember that part from Drivers Ed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A roundabout⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This summer, we were driving out of our neighborhood and came across a car that had all 4 tires completely blown out and destroyed. I was baffled at how that could happen, since it was a pretty calm spot of road. Maybe the police had put down spike strips to stop a fleeing car?

  Then on my way back into the neighborhood I went around our round about and saw the tire tracks of a car that went right through the middle but then left the ground. The dude must have done exactly what was in this GIF!