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@jballs@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on This whistle fights fascists | How thousands of 3D-printed whistles are derailing ICE. 1 hour ago:
You supposed be up cookin breakfast for somebody
- Comment on YSK that radishes are fucking amazing. They improve heart health and are full of Sulforaphene, a powerful anti-cancer substance. They contain almost no calories 2 days ago:
dam
Don’t suppose you’re actually a beaver?
- Comment on Im curious what they will come up with 3 days ago:
Many assumed after the “South Park” Season 27 premiere aired that its entire climactic sequence was created using AI. The new BTS images, however, reveal that not only was it practically filmed, but the micropenis featured in it was really Parker’s finger.
Haha that’s a great pic
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 3 days ago:
Dammit this is so true. With us, it’s chips. My teenage son poured himself almost an entire bag of Doritos into a bowl the other day. But them sometimes I notice our pantry is overflowing with bags of chips because everyone has magically decided they don’t eat chips now.
- Comment on This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins 1 week ago:
I think in hindsight someone figured out the guy was probably trying to make a joke about being on that sub that sank going to the Titanic.
- Comment on Every day, boss makes a dollar, I make a dime... 1 week ago:
27 years?!? That can’t be right. Fuck me.
- Comment on If you receive a high medical bill, don't pay it immediately. Ask for an itemized bill first. 1 week ago:
That shit would bankrupt you here in the US.
- Comment on That's a tight sandwich 2 weeks ago:
You’ve fallen for the classic gas station food trap. If you look at it, there’s absolutely no ham behind the strategically placed sticker. Also that cheese is probably less than a single slice of cheese overall. You can tell by looking at the bottom right where you can see how deep it goes.
All in all, that a pretty shitty sandwich.
- Comment on Rockstar baulks as a Charlie Kirk assassination mission is created in GTA Online, bans it and censors his name, but there's more out there 3 weeks ago:
Crazy how repeating a false narrative allows it to stick. That’s why these ass clowns are always so quick to get in the first word and say shit like Renee Nicole Good was a domestic terrorist. Spouting bullshit is powerful.
- Comment on Your name better be Caleb 4 weeks ago:
Possible Eskimo brothers
- Comment on 3.5" floppy disks were peak tactile feedback in storage: easy to stick in, drives had a button to immediately eject them, big enough to get labels, thin enough that stacks didn't take too much space 4 weeks ago:
Growing up, my dad used to download a lot of games off BBSes for me and my brother. He would save them on 3.5 floppies and then label what game was on each one. I’ve got fond memories of flipping through his box of floppies seeing what new games he had for us to play.
- Comment on AI content on Wikipedia - found via a simple ISBN checksum calculator (39C3) 1 month ago:
Heads up he talks about this specifically at 26:30 for those who didn’t take the time to watch the video.
- Comment on "i can hear the difference" 1 month ago:
I used to sell TVs for Best Buy back in the day. The Video Department manager, my boss, set up a display side by side to show the difference between $40 Monster cables and the normal cables that came with a DVD player.
When there was no noticable difference, he went into the TV settings and adjusted the settings for the normal cables to make the picture look like shit. Not all customers are that gullible though, so usually one of the more savvy ones would fix the settings. So my boss would have to go in and fuck the settings up again once or twice a shift.
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 month ago:
- Comment on It will trickle down any second now 1 month ago:
All I’m hearing is how great this would be for the bullet industry.
- Comment on Do not recommend. 1 month ago:
I’ve noticed that most people are barely computer literate and don’t understand when you try to explain the difference between something like a shortcut and computer virus.
I actually dodged a bullet like that myself once. I used SMTP to send an email with a spoofed “from” address and got accused of hacking into someone’s email account. I lucked out that I got to plead my case with someone who understood networking.
- Comment on Do not recommend. 1 month ago:
Yeah smoke bombs were the only thing I recall that wouldn’t land you in jail.
- Comment on Do not recommend. 1 month ago:
Lol that is the exact same thing that happened to him. He said he fucked up the temperature and ignited it.
Somehow, he DIDN’T get in a ton of shit for it. The teachers and fire department didn’t figure out it was an intentional smoke bomb. So they never questioned him about it. He dodged a bullet for sure! That was pre-9/11 and Columbine, so I’m sure kids in a similar situation today would be absolutely fucked.
- Comment on Do not recommend. 1 month ago:
My friends and I downloaded the Anarchists cookbook off of a BBS (we’re old as shit now) when we were kids. One of the things in there was how to make a smoke bomb, which sounded harmless enough but also contained chemical ingredients that we didn’t have access to.
Then one of my buddies moved away and at his new school, they had a chemistry lab. His dumbass got ahold of these chemicals and made the bomb in class - except he fucked up a step and it started smoking immediately.
It wasn’t just a little bit of smoke, it was a shit load. He said smoke started pouring out at a crazy rate. They ended up evacuating the school thinking the building had caught fire.
- Comment on Time to plow 1 month ago:
- Comment on Time to plow 1 month ago:
This is the dumbest meme I have ever made. My apologies.
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- Comment on Is this real life? 1 month ago:
You tried your best, and that’s what’s important.
- Comment on Is this real life? 1 month ago:
No you’re thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 2 months ago:
Hell yeah!
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 2 months ago:
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- Comment on I tried Five Guys last night 2 months ago:
Try not to eat any hamburgers on the way to the parking lot!
- Comment on Bread mold 2 months ago:
Shit that actually makes a lot of sense
- Comment on Leak confirms OpenAI is preparing ads on ChatGPT for public roll out 2 months ago:
Late stage enshitification.
- Comment on MAGA, splitting hairs. 2 months ago:
If we really want to reduce the amount suffering for both adults and, most importantly, children then we have to be able to start having actual conversations about this.
I appreciate that calling Trump a child rapist is also good for society.
Time to plow
