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Haha I love how they have damn near the same reaction face when finally eating it!

This dude, who is as gay as the day is long, does a Vintage Recipes series where he makes and eats all this weird old shit from the 1950s. It cracks me up, though I realize it’s not for everyone.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

LMFAO the way this is so ol’ timey worded is killing me

I used to work on the website for a utility company that insisted on ridiculous uptime. Our major deployments risked taking the system down for a few seconds, though in practice that never happened.

As a result, they made us do deployments starting at 3:00 in the morning since that was the least active time on the site. Fuuuuuuuuck that place.

My brother is an air traffic at one of the world’s busiest international airports and I can assure your their system uptime is no where close to 5 9s.

Damn, that’s kinda fucked up. We all know there are (mostly) subconscious biases against people we find unattractive. But that’s harsh that it shows up as such a big gap.

Lol I might adopt that. Add a little bit of heat to a recipe and just whisper “isa little spicy”.

Reminded me of this guy who makes these “vintage recipes” on YouTube. He comes so close to throwing up every time:

https://youtube.com/shorts/E5QfGbh2lBE

Still one of the best standup bits ever.

This video perfectly summed up a lot of my thoughts from this post yesterday talking about a similar law in California.

lemmy.world/post/47661042