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3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

LMFAO the way this is so ol’ timey worded is killing me

I used to work on the website for a utility company that insisted on ridiculous uptime. Our major deployments risked taking the system down for a few seconds, though in practice that never happened.

As a result, they made us do deployments starting at 3:00 in the morning since that was the least active time on the site. Fuuuuuuuuck that place.

My brother is an air traffic at one of the world’s busiest international airports and I can assure your their system uptime is no where close to 5 9s.

Damn, that’s kinda fucked up. We all know there are (mostly) subconscious biases against people we find unattractive. But that’s harsh that it shows up as such a big gap.

Lol I might adopt that. Add a little bit of heat to a recipe and just whisper “isa little spicy”.

Reminded me of this guy who makes these “vintage recipes” on YouTube. He comes so close to throwing up every time:

https://youtube.com/shorts/E5QfGbh2lBE

Still one of the best standup bits ever.

This video perfectly summed up a lot of my thoughts from this post yesterday talking about a similar law in California.

lemmy.world/post/47661042