jballs
@jballs@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Trending 1 day ago:
Did she get fired too?
- Comment on Now that the DOW is below 50,000, are we allowed to care again? 1 day ago:
Aw man, Scam Blondie’s song didn’t age very well.
- Comment on Tulsa police pepper sprayed children for walking out/protesting 3 days ago:
“pepper spray was deployed”, you know that just sort of happens sometimes. Gotta keep an eye on that stuff or it will just go deploying itself all over students 'faces.
- Comment on Tulsa police pepper sprayed children for walking out/protesting 3 days ago:
I know you’re joking, but I just wanted to point out one of my pet peeves and why your statement would never be released. In all these cases of police harming civilians, the writer (whether it be journalists or the school in this case) always switch to a passive voice.
They never say “we injured them” or even “police deployed chemical weapons.” It’s always the passive voice “pepper spray was deployed.” As if the pepper spray just up and decided to deploy itself, that crazy silly stuff!
- Comment on i unapologetically love male pits 4 days ago:
Dude was out here trying to throw shade at the US only to admit he prefers to eat a slightly rinsed asshole.
- Comment on Womp womp womp. 6 days ago:
Yeah it is. I saw that movie for my 12th birthday and it still holds a special place in my heart.
- Comment on 💀🌈🙏🌈💀 1 week ago:
That actually kinda makes sense though. He was saying he didn’t want a relationship, just the sex part. I’m sure Charlie Sheen would have no problem finding people to have sex with that didn’t require payment, they would just expect a relationship as part of it.
As opposed to other dude, who just was gay and was trying to sound like he wasn’t gay.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Seems like the article mentioned Steam numbers, which is probably a bit off considering most people are probably still using Battlenet.
- Comment on Must be nice 1 week ago:
I can’t imagine that would be comfy. That’s a lot of weight on the ol’ bean bag.
- Comment on Stephen Colbert says CBS didn't air Rep. James Talarico interview out of fear of FCC 1 week ago:
That guy was super well spoken and had a good message. I’m surprised I hadn’t heard of him before. Always nice to see the Streisand Effect in action!
- Comment on Instagram boss: 16 hours of daily use is not addiction 1 week ago:
“It’s important to differentiate between clinical addiction and problematic use,” he added.
“I’m sure I’ve said that I’ve been addicted to a Netflix show when I binged it really late one night, but I don’t think it’s the same thing as clinical addiction.”
Yeah, I dunno what article that dude read. Or didn’t read, apparently.
- Comment on Reddit chess 1 week ago:
No that’s not Murphy’s… oh you sly son of a bitch. Almost got me!
- Comment on 2 North American 4 you has been created 1 week ago:
Shawarma is the closest I’ve found, but it’s not quite the same. Gyros usually are made with pitas, which isn’t how the kebabs I used to eat were made.
- Comment on 2 North American 4 you has been created 1 week ago:
Turkish-German Döner is so popular it is sold basically everywhere now.
I fucking wish. I lived in France 20+ years ago and loved the stuff. Came back to the US and have been waiting to see a good Döner kebab for over 2 decades now.
- Comment on “Not Ready for Prime Time.” A Federal Tool to Check Voter Citizenship Keeps Making Mistakes: SAVE tool keeps mistakenly flagging voters as noncitizens 1 week ago:
Turns out, they were just using this meme as their requirements document.
- Comment on Acciracy 1 week ago:
Still got those crazy eyes though.
- Comment on Free Tool Says it Can Bypass Discord's Age Verification Check With a 3D Model 2 weeks ago:
Lol my kids did the same thing. Kinda proud of those lil hooligans.
- Comment on Retro StarCraft prizes 2 weeks ago:
Yeah my biggest regret is that I know my personality of hardly ever completely cashing out of anything. If I ever trade stock options and have a call up big, I’ll usually sell part of it and hold the rest till expiration.
- Comment on Retro StarCraft prizes 2 weeks ago:
In 2012, one of my friends in Colorado had a Bitcoin mining rig that was making $200 worth of Bitcoin a month. But he was moving to California where energy prices were higher, so he offered to sell me the whole thing. He wanted just over $1,000 for it, which was too rich for my blood. At the time I thought “it might break even in 5 months, or it could start losing money if prices go down or if Bitcoin gets harder to mine. Too risky.”
I think Bitcoin was around $5 a piece at the time, so it would have been putting out 40 coins a month. Now logically I know that had I bought that mining rig from him, I certainly wouldn’t have held everything it made and waited to sell until Bitcoin peaked. But every once in a while, like right now, I do the math and realize that thing was pumping out $13,731,278 a month at today’s prices and just fucking hate my life.
- Comment on Retro StarCraft prizes 2 weeks ago:
home vasectomy kits
- Comment on This whistle fights fascists | How thousands of 3D-printed whistles are derailing ICE. 2 weeks ago:
You supposed be up cookin breakfast for somebody
- Comment on YSK that radishes are fucking amazing. They improve heart health and are full of Sulforaphene, a powerful anti-cancer substance. They contain almost no calories 3 weeks ago:
dam
Don’t suppose you’re actually a beaver?
- Comment on Im curious what they will come up with 3 weeks ago:
Many assumed after the “South Park” Season 27 premiere aired that its entire climactic sequence was created using AI. The new BTS images, however, reveal that not only was it practically filmed, but the micropenis featured in it was really Parker’s finger.
Haha that’s a great pic
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 3 weeks ago:
Dammit this is so true. With us, it’s chips. My teenage son poured himself almost an entire bag of Doritos into a bowl the other day. But them sometimes I notice our pantry is overflowing with bags of chips because everyone has magically decided they don’t eat chips now.
- Comment on This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins 3 weeks ago:
I think in hindsight someone figured out the guy was probably trying to make a joke about being on that sub that sank going to the Titanic.
- Comment on Every day, boss makes a dollar, I make a dime... 4 weeks ago:
27 years?!? That can’t be right. Fuck me.
- Comment on If you receive a high medical bill, don't pay it immediately. Ask for an itemized bill first. 4 weeks ago:
That shit would bankrupt you here in the US.
- Comment on That's a tight sandwich 4 weeks ago:
You’ve fallen for the classic gas station food trap. If you look at it, there’s absolutely no ham behind the strategically placed sticker. Also that cheese is probably less than a single slice of cheese overall. You can tell by looking at the bottom right where you can see how deep it goes.
All in all, that a pretty shitty sandwich.
- Comment on Rockstar baulks as a Charlie Kirk assassination mission is created in GTA Online, bans it and censors his name, but there's more out there 1 month ago:
Crazy how repeating a false narrative allows it to stick. That’s why these ass clowns are always so quick to get in the first word and say shit like Renee Nicole Good was a domestic terrorist. Spouting bullshit is powerful.
- Comment on Your name better be Caleb 1 month ago:
Possible Eskimo brothers
