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@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Tough Shit 4 weeks ago:
Putting the Shit in ShittyLifeProTips.
- Comment on Chavtar 1 month ago:
- Comment on Smart TVs take snapshots of what you watch multiple times per second 1 month ago:
Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?
- Comment on I was crazy once 1 month ago:
I was crazy once.
- Comment on Platypuses 1 month ago:
Truly the “Kings Cup” of animals.
- Comment on I prefer shamdiarrheoa 2 months ago:
Seagulls seagulls everywhere.
Leaving presents in my hair.
It gives my scalp a glossy feel.
Who needs shampoo when you can have…
REAL?
🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰
- Comment on In theaters Now 2 months ago:
Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown off world colony, c. 2496 AD
- Comment on Parental stress is a significant public health issue, US surgeon general says in new advisory 2 months ago:
Add it to the list.
- Comment on I'm so sorry 2 months ago:
- Comment on Should we consider Jesus a zombie? 2 months ago:
He do not feel ashamed!
- Comment on What is the safest way for a partially disabled person in the USA to use prison for food and shelter as an alternative to dying homeless in a gutter on a cold rainy night? 2 months ago:
Hip deep in the Pepto
I got five on her like Ben Folds
I got more tail than that PetCo
You faker than some Sweet’N Low
Yeah, you got some silverware
But really, are you eating though?
- Comment on Adobe sells these as 4 different designs. 2 months ago:
- Comment on There are lots of different ways to make cum and they all taste pretty bad 2 months ago:
D-I-Why?
- Comment on What is the safest way for a partially disabled person in the USA to use prison for food and shelter as an alternative to dying homeless in a gutter on a cold rainy night? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Pizza! Pizza! 2 months ago:
Rule #1: Cardio
- Comment on What is the safest way for a partially disabled person in the USA to use prison for food and shelter as an alternative to dying homeless in a gutter on a cold rainy night? 2 months ago:
That sounds like a good way to get shot…
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- Comment on Americans' refusal to keep paying higher prices may be dealing a final blow to US inflation spike 2 months ago:
Beyond Blood^TM^
- Comment on Just started an OnlyFans 2 months ago:
- Comment on Gabby Thomas 2 months ago:
Wait, you nerds can throw?
- Comment on Corn 🌽 2 months ago:
Wrong, the grass enslaved humanity. It was like “I hear wheat is doing well, I wanna get a hominid slave species that will protect me from pests and propagate my genetic line whilst literally clearing away all competing plants for miles.”
And corn got their slaves, and as the plant relaxed over successive generations they grew more bready and delicious because the only predator eating them was also ensuring their monocrop dominance so get fat and whatever who cares!
- Comment on Futon 3 months ago:
Dinner and a date!
- Comment on Can't get that metallic taste out of my mouth 4 months ago:
Or lactation fetishist.
- Comment on Can't get that metallic taste out of my mouth 4 months ago:
- Comment on Child care costs more than a mortgage payment or rent almost everywhere in the U.S.: ‘There is no escaping it’ 5 months ago:
Probably also rent for the space in most places, whether they are a home-based business with high mortgage costs, renting space from a corporate landlord, or otherwise exposed to market-rate real estate/rents. If the cost of real estate is high, it impacts the entire economy.
- Comment on Carpet 5 months ago:
Spicy shag.
- Comment on Mullvad VPN: Introducing Defense against AI-guided Traffic Analysis (DAITA) 6 months ago:
Drums, drums in the deep …
- Comment on Counterfeit Cisco gear ended up in US military bases, used in combat operations 6 months ago:
- Comment on recruiting theocracy 6 months ago:
Ad victoriam, Brother.
- Comment on Fact checked 6 months ago:
