jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accurate⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  How much was the mug before it was reduced?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accurate⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  2/5 would not recommend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks like i'll have to start hating everyone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that Jesus holding baby Jesus?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very gently, I’m sure⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Too soon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything the body needs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  JavaScript dependency management.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ABSOLUTE MADNESS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is some flat earth sovereign citizen fake moon landing shit for real.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things at Tesla are worse than they appear⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Weren’t they selling like 3000 cars a day at every single dealership in Canada? Seems like sales should be fine.

  Funny how now they are making money selling regulatory credits. Lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨delosaur⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s with all the dinosaur posts today anyway. Did I miss a memo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨delosaur⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Omega man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything the body needs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Switch to vodka. It’s cheaper and more effective.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything the body needs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s some 3D chess.

  Which you can also print!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla bait-and-switch: Cybertruck owners won't get Autosteer feature they paid for⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tesla commits ‘oopsie-daisy’. Cybertruck makes a ‘big boo-boo’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rawdogging it⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean the birds or the baseball player?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GlobalX, Airline for Trump’s Deportations, Hacked⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thru only took and leaked passenger manifest data? Seems like if they were really interested in hurting this company they could have done a lot more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SignalGate Meets WordPress: Outgoing National Security Adviser's Phone Dumps Messages via Israeli App⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the Win98 notification pop up in the pic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a gentleman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chat is this real⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fr fr ong no cap chat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s so subtle you had to label it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Was expecting Saddam in there somewhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FANTER⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah this explains why Fanta is so popular in Germany and yet hardly anyone in the states seems to drink it. Every now and then I will get a Fanta from a soda fountain if it’s available.

  I’m guessing most Americans think of Sunkist when they think of orange soda?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't be Evil⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What exactly is it supposed to be a parody of?

  Just because someone uses it to try to be funny, does not make it parody. It doesn’t make it sarcasm. It doesn’t make it ironic. People love to use all of those incorrectly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't be Evil⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Show her my big o face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On the Day He Was Fired as National Security Advisor, Mike Waltz Used an Israeli App to Archive Signal Messages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah I just don’t buy the kompromat stories anymore. There is nothing Putin can release that would be a problem for Trump. He never sees any legal consequences and his followers never turn on him regardless of all of his crimes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On the Day He Was Fired as National Security Advisor, Mike Waltz Used an Israeli App to Archive Signal Messages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What good are receipts when there are no consequences? Putin could put the underaged pee tapes on YouTube and it wouldn’t matter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What is the opposite of a bee?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Does Little John eat the honey?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least 4,500 Americans per year die from hydroxyl acid exposure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More prevalent than microplastics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least 4,500 Americans per year die from hydroxyl acid exposure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Spoiler alert IT IS CHEMTRAILS!! Wake up sheeple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft CEO says up to 30% of the company's code was written by AI | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  People have been using annotations to generate code since I rode my dinosaur to work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft CEO says up to 30% of the company's code was written by AI | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t RTA, but if they mean ALL code at MS, that just can’t be true. They have legacy stuff going back decades, beyond just their windows platform. There’s no way 30% of all their code is replaced or newly created by AI.