jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything is awful because the people who went to business school figured out how to fuck us over as hard as possible.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  And MAGAs will say Trump will fix this with the tariffs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Border Patrol Agent Recorded Raid with Meta’s Ray-Ban Smart Glasses⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some hacker group most likely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy Mother of Spam⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So many Lemmy users are big fans of the clergy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy Mother of Spam⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Have they tried actual porn?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨builder.ai has been tricking customers and investors for eight years – selling an advanced code-writing AI that, it turns out, is actually an Indian software farm employing 700 human developers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Outsourced Indian dev code was shit 20 years ago. So now it can be shit again. Progress.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨new career hack⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But Microsoft has always been so trustworthy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How customer service jobs be⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But were there really a hundred little ones when he dumped them on the floor? Did this guy ever see Rainman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why did we even have a pandemic? Can’t you assholes just buy some medicine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Then they’ll be our aides!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Where I live, a million dollars doesn’t buy you a house. So I don’t know what this bitch is talking about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨6🤷‍♀️7⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  68 is when she goes down on you, and you owe her one.

  (I think that was from some 90s movie I can’t remember.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨6🤷‍♀️7⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Press D to dab.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨6🤷‍♀️7⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the meme, but did we really need a dissertation about it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The past was not that cute⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But reading this because it doesn’t render in reader mode. But what is this picture labeled cottagecore 1940? Im pretty sure it wasn’t called cottagecore back then. I think they probably just called it clothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks Like We Can Finally Kiss the Metaverse Goodbye⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Then they all get laid off. And they lose their health insurance. And their houses get foreclosed on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US | Detainees at ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ facing ‘harrowing human right violations’, new report alleges⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought they were shutting that place down? Guess not?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta starts kicking Australian children off Instagram and Facebook⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Evil, since they probably have backdoors into all of those systems. Though I’m not sure why they want a bunch of videos of 16 year olds…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit global rank is going down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  lol I get the same shit half the time. Since I haven’t been logged in in years. And maybe I’m also on a vpn. I get their little security blocking walled garden shit. Half the time, when I do get through, it’s the wrong answer to what I’m looking for anyway. So I just hit the back button and move on. Do they think this will somehow entice me to sign up or log in, lol no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gravity!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Invisibly barrier makes sense. Up in the sky. I think the Bible mentions something similar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨India scraps order to pre-install state-run cyber safety app on smartphone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m guessing all the western companies that have outsourced so much of their IT and dev to India are very much against this monitoring app? Which is why Modi is pulling back?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fawlty towers?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Monties With Attitude,

  Straight Outta Camelot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fawlty towers?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I really hope this is sarcasm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It turns out Saudi Arabia will own 93.4 percent of EA if the buyout goes through, which is effectively all of it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This thread is peak Lemmy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google's Agentic AI wipes user's entire HDD without permission in catastrophic failure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds like Big Balls from Musk’s Geek Squad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google's Agentic AI wipes user's entire HDD without permission in catastrophic failure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Operation failed successfully.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google's Agentic AI wipes user's entire HDD without permission in catastrophic failure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What is the humans incentive to help the AI kill itself? As that sounds like a lot of personal risk to the humans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google's Agentic AI wipes user's entire HDD without permission in catastrophic failure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you been in a coma?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Porsche Cars in Russia Shut Down After Satellite System Failure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe Russia started jamming satellite signals and did this to themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Porsche Cars in Russia Shut Down After Satellite System Failure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As for “cut russias internet”, I imagine they have a lot of services hosted on their own infrastructure within Russia.

  Of course probably a lot of people use western services like social media and e-commerce. Which would piss off a lot of Russian people. So you could have western governments require sanctions on services to reject Russian traffic.

  One of the downsides though is there are probably a lot of people who disagree with the regime and want to get info in and out. You push them closer to isolation like North Korea. So called “winning of hearts and minds” might be better served by keeping things open.

  But what do I know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Porsche Cars in Russia Shut Down After Satellite System Failure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How does it validate that you are a valid driver? Do you enter a PIN or something?