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- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 23 hours ago:
Ok, now what does jurisdiction mean?
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 1 day ago:
Well thanks for your exhaustive legal research.
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 1 day ago:
I would suppose that depends on the jurisdiction.
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 1 day ago:
What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?
- Comment on AGI achieved 🤖 2 days ago:
And if it messed up on the other word, we could say because it’s pronounced Louisianer.
- Comment on VPN Registrations Increase by 1,000%, less than Hour After PornHub Blocked France From Accessing its Website. 2 days ago:
Pron du fromage
- Comment on VPN Registrations Increase by 1,000%, less than Hour After PornHub Blocked France From Accessing its Website. 2 days ago:
What’s wrong with having an account?
- Comment on Remember 2 days ago:
Cheney was the real bad guy, pulling the strings. But that doesn’t excuse bush for being a puppet and going along with everything.
- Comment on Mission impossible 2 days ago:
I like how Mr. Health Advice over here just casually throws in “masturbate” to his long list of exercise routines.
- Comment on Remember 2 days ago:
Liberal hero. Many people hated Bush at the time. It’s funny how over time he has somehow been normalized as “the not so bad Republican.” Like that’s all it takes, to literally not be Hitler, to be considered an ok Republican.
- Comment on Remember 2 days ago:
Segregationist. lol
- Comment on Remember 2 days ago:
I am fighting to date Mike?
- Comment on It's where you put the shit posts 3 days ago:
Once you have the monopoly, then you just fuck everything up because you’re no longer innovating.
- Comment on It's where you put the shit posts 3 days ago:
I once worked at a smaller company than that, and we used zoom all the time.
- Comment on It's where you put the shit posts 3 days ago:
You know what they mean, but you’ll be ageist anyway.
- Comment on Nuclear family 3 days ago:
Free your mind
- Comment on Another one of these to add to the bunch lol 1 week ago:
Can you sheer a ram? Ed sheer ram?
- Comment on Microsoft announces new Windows changes in response to the EU's (DMA) Digital Markets Act for EEA users, including Edge not prompting users to set it as the default unless opened 1 week ago:
They’re moving faster than any other government regulatory body.
- Comment on Too bad we can't all act like this 1 week ago:
I can understand if you are trying to multitask and have the conversation while you are doing your shopping. But you should put the phone to your ear or wear headphones, not use speaker.
And then there are people who just play their music on speaker, because obviously everyone wants to hear your music too.
- Comment on How do you do, fellow kids? 1 week ago:
That’s my deli sandwich order.
- Comment on 7th century: "I, master of the runes(?) conceal here runes of power. Incessantly (plagued by) maleficence,(doomed to) insidious death (is) he who breaks this (monument)." 1 week ago:
Some Roman general “Look, there’s no such GODDAMN THING AS RUNE STONES. Now go take that fucking Druid village or I will give you something to be scared about.”
- Comment on 7th century: "I, master of the runes(?) conceal here runes of power. Incessantly (plagued by) maleficence,(doomed to) insidious death (is) he who breaks this (monument)." 1 week ago:
When you try to lie to IT support.
“Are you sure you didn’t download and run InsidiousDeath.exe?”
- Comment on Java at 30: How a language designed for a failed gadget became a global powerhouse 1 week ago:
First learn C, then learn C++, then learn Java. In that order, each will make you appreciate what the previous one lacks. From there, you should pretty much be able to learn anything.
- Comment on Damn Led Zeppelin and their Stairway to Heaven! 1 week ago:
Even without a wheelchair, that looks super unsafe.
- Comment on The city is so lively 1 week ago:
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
- Comment on Kanye ass idea 1 week ago:
Do I get a free Nazi tshirt before P Diddy names you in the trial?
- Comment on Definitions 1 week ago:
And then cook it with Dragon Breath. This is the most peaceful resolution for Skyrim. And I still feel bad about all those plates I stole.
- Comment on Definitions 1 week ago:
Can you pretend to know where pizza slices come from?
- Comment on Definitions 1 week ago:
Also if the pizza is really hot, it does burn damage to the roof of your mouth.
- Comment on Pushing users into paranoia about tracking and privacy is a brilliant way to reduce server load from users that are not producing value on a platform 2 weeks ago:
This misses OP’s point. This is why those people would not want to be on reddit, and exactly why Reddit would not want them either.