jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Trump phone just missed another release date⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet they all hated the Obama phone…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipeter was the founder of the site in 1993 when he wanted to know more about model trains without having to visit the library ⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  In this day and age, where newspapers will publish any bullshit dictated by their corporate / billionaire owners, and any idiot can publish a book, how do we know the sources themselves are even valid? Like just because it’s physically printed doesn’t make it any more true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indian Government developed UPI app not allowing me to use the app w/o turning off Adguard.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “Network with invalid server certificate” lol wtf is that supposed to mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HAPPY 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The hacker known as Lemmy hacked your webcam. We’re working on an AI Anonymous mask voiceover to demand bitcoin. Check your inbox.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think it’s tankies doing that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Elon Musk wanted to do this, but his mom said he couldn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A tale of two social platforms⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still amused to hear about their drama every now and then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Article: I switched to eSIM in 2025, and I am full of regret⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because we have to force “features” that no one asked for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana For Scale⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is the banana pissing a stream of light out of its cloaca?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petlibro: Your Pet Feeder Is Feeding Data To Anyone Who Asks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cat no potato. Only cold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"i can hear the difference"⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re gonna love my schwetty balls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"i can hear the difference"⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds like something one of those humans would say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nearly all of Spotify has been scraped and is available via torrents⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t all of this shit already available as torrents?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ready set go⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Win at being shit.

  God creates man.
  Man creates god.
  Man kills god.
  Man creates AI.
  AI kills man.
  AI destroys earth.
  Crocodile people rule the galaxy until the heat death of the universe.

  -Nietzsche

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ready set go⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbf a lot of energy goes into producing the food we consume. But nowhere near what it costs to run this AI garbage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From our family to yours, merry Christmas!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What the hell is esearch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh... 🫩⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Careful, otherwise we’ll get a mental health bot around here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh... 🫩⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Take me by the tongue and I’ll know you
  Kiss me 'til you’re drunk and I’ll show you
  All the moves like Jarjar
  I’ve got them moves like Jarjar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh... 🫩⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Meesa poop egg piss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I don’t get this. I’ve met people who say they don’t like green bell peppers. Like they all taste the same lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dry bread, dry cheese, no condiments or anything? Sounds rather dry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting then that wasabi or horseradish doesn’t affect you in similar ways.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨horse plinko⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the chip in plinko burn to death at the bottom?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One stop shop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you feel like you got burned?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Through gritted teeth, Apple and Google allow alternative app stores in Japan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I do this in the US if I use a proxy? My guess is no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Firefox Will Ship with an "AI Kill Switch" to Completely Disable all AI Features - 9to5Linux⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t wait to power browse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crazy ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You probably wrote it. I can’t believe you wrote the whole thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crazy ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t believe I read the whole thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you KNOW the facts you are more likely to stay safe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure fat and cholesterol have killed more people than that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half-Life 3 Reportedly Delayed Due to Steam Machine Price, Leak Claims⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I suppose that’s one way to look at it. Is this … optimism?