jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UK⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it run a local web server or is it all static files? Is it searchable?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder if it's working or not⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Porn has existing in mainstream media long before credit cards existed. I’m sure in the 1970s people were paying the the Cinemax channel or Playboy or buying magazines and VHS tapes with credit cards. Is their position that they are regressing to over 45 years in the past? Is that really their public take on this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Mexlaska

  (I hope I’m not giving him ideas)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Count yourself lucky⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  How to do crop?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeasty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Doh!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeasty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you freeze it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeasty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw once at my grocery store they were loading a bunch of boxes on a cart to transport them to the compactor in the back. They had a cart with some vertical metal bars, but no fully closed sides thus the boxes could easily fall off of the cart. So they got a roll of plastic wrap and wrapped around the whole damn cart to create these “walls” so the boxes wouldn’t fall off. The compactor in the back was maybe 200ft away. Smdh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeasty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This is like the start of a horror movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Update: Valve Responds] Mastercard Denies Pressuring Steam To Censor 'NSFW' Games⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some kid on COD said he fucked my mom and then he called me a faggot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  STALIN IS NUMBER 1 guy x100 ❤️❤️❤️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They did it to promote some shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would think people with disabilities prohibiting them from performing such an activity would also be given regularly free or discounted passes anyway. Even most places in the US will even do this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You need a ticket just to get to the stop? How do they know if you’re not just walking somewhere close to it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are too many cases where this applies or is going to apply⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Farm workers. Pregnant women. Drag queens at the library?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are too many cases where this applies or is going to apply⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just be rich. Geez.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How the turn tables.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FBI uses facial recognition technology, online photos to identify and arrest ICE Portland protester⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  3D ass chess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FBI uses facial recognition technology, online photos to identify and arrest ICE Portland protester⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wear a butt plug?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Juggalos Not Happy as Insane Clown Posse Releases AI-Generated Video⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Right. So that’s why their fans would not like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice cream⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s more like spaghetti on the inside. So you eat the dessert first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welcome to the new world of risk: Microsoft cuts off services to energy company without notice⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah? It was a company in India owned by Russians?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welcome to the new world of risk: Microsoft cuts off services to energy company without notice⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Companies operating in certain jurisdictions are subject to various forms of export control and other types of compliance policies when dealing with foreign entities. I’m sure this Russian company was aware of that when choosing Microsoft as their cloud provider. They probably should have chose a Russian cloud provider instead, though that might have exposed them to more of Putin’s corruption while protecting them from anti-Putin sanctions. Kind of a lose-lose either way for them I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your Lemmy Weather Forecast⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  East bay checking in. I feel bad for the rest of the country when I see the national weather reports.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It sounds a little Fr*nch to me⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  One in the drink, two in the stink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got emotional thinking about this⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone’s grandfather has that car.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why brexit happened ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What does the fox say?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hertz' AI System That Scans for "Damage" on Rental Cars Is Turning Into an Epic Disaster⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And they will totally provide those to you, no problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think about what today is considered next level vs what it used to be⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t PS3 only have hdmi out, which wouldn’t work with this tv?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think about what today is considered next level vs what it used to be⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not that expensive at all.

  In the 90s you could get a 40in for maybe like $500.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah check out moneybags over here with his fancy ditch water.