jaybone
@jaybone@lemmy.zip
- Comment on why do they only ever "sensationalize" news when it helps the Nazis!? 2 hours ago:
Yes she was kidnapped. She happens to be the mother of mainstream media mouthpiece Savannah Guthrie. Though it would appear this is more about ransom money than any political agenda. And I’m betting that woman died like a week ago anyway.
- Comment on the wok agenda 3 hours ago:
That phone would be like four phones thick. Though as you demonstrate, there would be consumers that want it. Instead they always focus on making phones thinner, which I don’t recall anyone asking for.
- Comment on the wok agenda 3 hours ago:
“This is how I will make them straight, by having sex with straight people.”
- Comment on Modern problems require modern solutions 15 hours ago:
It’s like the matrix, but for children.
- Comment on im not telling you woof 15 hours ago:
Where did you study Dog Law?
- Comment on A heart-warming story 20 hours ago:
“I’ll give you something to ache about.” -Jim
- Comment on Acciracy 1 day ago:
Seems like a lot of Asian countries really hate weed. Why is that?
- Comment on Acciracy 1 day ago:
🎵Pour some syrup on me.🎵
- Comment on Acciracy 1 day ago:
More like Kate Weed, amiright??
Also is weed super illegal in Japan?
- Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent 1 day ago:
You’ll need more than a tenuous grasp to be an all night ball cupper.
- Comment on thank you Boris 1 day ago:
He goes from cool to hot real fast.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 1 day ago:
You seem to know a lot about bologna and cheese.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 1 day ago:
Another little thing Elon ruined for everyone else.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 1 day ago:
slow clap
- Comment on Can't believe it's been renamed for a year now! 1 day ago:
Gulf of Egg Prices is pretty good.
Maybe Gulf of Epstein?
- Comment on Given the obviously wide reaching implications of the Epstein files why arent other world governments demanding access or copies? 1 day ago:
They might also argue it’s outside of their jurisdiction.
- Comment on Follow me for more shitty diet tips 1 day ago:
I’m charging you with Diet Under the Influence!
- Comment on Follow me for more shitty diet tips 1 day ago:
The fat comes right off.
- Comment on Welp straight to the bin 1 day ago:
Freshly ground nuance.
- Comment on Welp straight to the bin 1 day ago:
It’s close.
- Comment on I saw your face in a crowded place 1 day ago:
Can’t believe people upvote this shit.
Guess I’ll just block this account then.
- Comment on Russia gave two Nigerian recruits no training, then sent them into a “meat assault” in Ukraine 2 days ago:
gets berated by his officers all the time.
See, this is what I don’t get. How do they expect to have a functional military with this kind of “recruiting.” It won’t work. But I guess no one wants to explain that to Putin.
- Comment on Free Tool Says it Can Bypass Discord's Age Verification Check With a 3D Model 3 days ago:
WHY CANT WE JUST USE A WIKI???!211!
Sorry, I just had a flashback to my previous job where we used google docs.
- Comment on Russia gave two Nigerian recruits no training, then sent them into a “meat assault” in Ukraine 3 days ago:
Wait they are hiring Nigerians now?
- Comment on A succulent meal 3 days ago:
And everyone you love.
- Comment on A succulent meal 3 days ago:
How did we get to Cheney here?
- Comment on Adulting is hard 4 days ago:
Alternate caption: Egg prices amiright?
- Comment on Meta really wants you to believe social media addiction is 'not a real thing' 4 days ago:
Tbf, Lemmy is addictive too. But I can feel much better about it than Reddit.
Facebook was relatively easy to quit. I still have an account there. And maybe log in once every other year if I need to find an old friend’s birthday or something like that.
- Comment on Doompity doo 4 days ago:
This is the worst novelty account ever. Or schrick. Or whatever you call this.
- Comment on Let's discuss the real issues. 4 days ago:
You could make so many toilets out of that gold.