jaybone

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7th century: "I, master of the runes(?) conceal here runes of power. Incessantly (plagued by) maleficence,(doomed to) insidious death (is) he who breaks this (monument)."⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Some Roman general “Look, there’s no such GODDAMN THING AS RUNE STONES. Now go take that fucking Druid village or I will give you something to be scared about.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7th century: "I, master of the runes(?) conceal here runes of power. Incessantly (plagued by) maleficence,(doomed to) insidious death (is) he who breaks this (monument)."⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  When you try to lie to IT support.

  “Are you sure you didn’t download and run InsidiousDeath.exe?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Java at 30: How a language designed for a failed gadget became a global powerhouse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  First learn C, then learn C++, then learn Java. In that order, each will make you appreciate what the previous one lacks. From there, you should pretty much be able to learn anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn Led Zeppelin and their Stairway to Heaven!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Even without a wheelchair, that looks super unsafe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The city is so lively⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kanye ass idea⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do I get a free Nazi tshirt before P Diddy names you in the trial?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And then cook it with Dragon Breath. This is the most peaceful resolution for Skyrim. And I still feel bad about all those plates I stole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you pretend to know where pizza slices come from?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Also if the pizza is really hot, it does burn damage to the roof of your mouth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pushing users into paranoia about tracking and privacy is a brilliant way to reduce server load from users that are not producing value on a platform⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This misses OP’s point. This is why those people would not want to be on reddit, and exactly why Reddit would not want them either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bachelor Chow slabs, anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Usually you wouldn’t wrap a hot meal in plastic wrap though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Developer Builds Tool That Scrapes YouTube Comments, Uses AI to Predict Where Users Live⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oyyy krikey!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am not a builder… but that does not seem right⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope you put a can of beer back in there with a note before you sealed it back up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Star Trek systems should use IPv6⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We assigned them all IP addresses and then pinged the broadcast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China stages first-ever humanoid robot kickboxing match - Asia Times⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Think of it as research. For when the CCP sends robo soldiers to take over the world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s terrible garbage, but we need to do illegal things to create it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rip willy boy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but I enjoy complaining about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rip willy boy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They are remaking planes trains and automobiles? With will smith??? I suppose he will play Steve martins character. Who will play the other guy? (Jack Black maybe?) what a steaming pile of shit that will be. Is nothing sacred? I’d probably even watch it just to see how bad it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rip willy boy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now they fly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life hack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t wait for snack time on the Karen flight. You better believe they’re gonna have those fuckin pretzels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot in the car today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think that’s how diarrhea works.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot in the car today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He hate us cuz he anus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it ain’t broke…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wearing cancer was a bad choice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Really chess.com?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So their favorite square is not on an edge of the board. How can we further narrow this down?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got that dept in me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But with layaway, you didn’t actually get the product until you fully paid it off right? Which I don’t think you can do with something perishable?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dalit man killed after brutal assault for calling caste-Hindu shopkeeper’s son “beta” in Gujarat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What does caste Hindu mean here? Was the son a lower caste or a higher caste than the man calling him beta?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This meme goes way back⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A more accurate version would be orpheus’s wife doing this on their way back up from the underworld.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk's X temporarily down for tens of thousands of users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  xAI bought X right? So maybe they can run it on all of those servers xAI is illegally powering with unapproved generators.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  [puts on robe and wizard hat]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please advise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this the Win98 skin for an SMS app?