jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, now what does jurisdiction mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Well thanks for your exhaustive legal research.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I would suppose that depends on the jurisdiction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AGI achieved 🤖⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And if it messed up on the other word, we could say because it’s pronounced Louisianer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨VPN Registrations Increase by 1,000%, less than Hour After PornHub Blocked France From Accessing its Website.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pron du fromage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨VPN Registrations Increase by 1,000%, less than Hour After PornHub Blocked France From Accessing its Website.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s wrong with having an account?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheney was the real bad guy, pulling the strings. But that doesn’t excuse bush for being a puppet and going along with everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mission impossible⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like how Mr. Health Advice over here just casually throws in “masturbate” to his long list of exercise routines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Liberal hero. Many people hated Bush at the time. It’s funny how over time he has somehow been normalized as “the not so bad Republican.” Like that’s all it takes, to literally not be Hitler, to be considered an ok Republican.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Segregationist. lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am fighting to date Mike?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's where you put the shit posts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Once you have the monopoly, then you just fuck everything up because you’re no longer innovating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's where you put the shit posts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I once worked at a smaller company than that, and we used zoom all the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's where you put the shit posts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what they mean, but you’ll be ageist anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nuclear family⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Free your mind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another one of these to add to the bunch lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you sheer a ram? Ed sheer ram?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft announces new Windows changes in response to the EU's (DMA) Digital Markets Act for EEA users, including Edge not prompting users to set it as the default unless opened⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re moving faster than any other government regulatory body.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too bad we can't all act like this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can understand if you are trying to multitask and have the conversation while you are doing your shopping. But you should put the phone to your ear or wear headphones, not use speaker.

  And then there are people who just play their music on speaker, because obviously everyone wants to hear your music too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you do, fellow kids?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s my deli sandwich order.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7th century: "I, master of the runes(?) conceal here runes of power. Incessantly (plagued by) maleficence,(doomed to) insidious death (is) he who breaks this (monument)."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Some Roman general “Look, there’s no such GODDAMN THING AS RUNE STONES. Now go take that fucking Druid village or I will give you something to be scared about.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7th century: "I, master of the runes(?) conceal here runes of power. Incessantly (plagued by) maleficence,(doomed to) insidious death (is) he who breaks this (monument)."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When you try to lie to IT support.

  “Are you sure you didn’t download and run InsidiousDeath.exe?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Java at 30: How a language designed for a failed gadget became a global powerhouse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  First learn C, then learn C++, then learn Java. In that order, each will make you appreciate what the previous one lacks. From there, you should pretty much be able to learn anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn Led Zeppelin and their Stairway to Heaven!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Even without a wheelchair, that looks super unsafe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The city is so lively⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kanye ass idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Do I get a free Nazi tshirt before P Diddy names you in the trial?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And then cook it with Dragon Breath. This is the most peaceful resolution for Skyrim. And I still feel bad about all those plates I stole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you pretend to know where pizza slices come from?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also if the pizza is really hot, it does burn damage to the roof of your mouth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pushing users into paranoia about tracking and privacy is a brilliant way to reduce server load from users that are not producing value on a platform⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This misses OP’s point. This is why those people would not want to be on reddit, and exactly why Reddit would not want them either.