finallymadeanaccount

@finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man jailed for a year after endorsing neo-Nazi views and making antisemitic speech at Sydney rally on Australia Day⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  …com.au/…/crisafulli-insists-his-hate-speech-laws…

  Crisafulli in QLD wants up to 2 years in prison for anyone saying ‘from the river to the sea’ as well as ‘globalise the intifada’.

  Also: “The ban will also apply to any phrases, spoken or written, decided by the attorney-general of the day”.

  decided by the attorney-general of the day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not gonna lie, I kind like it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn hookup culture you young people get up to these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not gonna lie, I kind like it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay. I was born in the early 70’s. Lemme just brush the dust off, and I’ll join you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good riddance⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Are Republicans still frothing-at-the-mouth-trying-to-get-people-fired for being critical of Smalltooth Gumboy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sacrifice for the greater good⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t believe that. By 2075, the night sky will be covered by a wall of Muskellites.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I ate a whole kilo of cheese once. Spent the next three days giving myself an umbilical hernia trying to get it out. Not even joking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Not dick cheese, though. 🥲

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can people irl be as mean as some people online?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ideally, not without getting a smack in the teeth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Acciracy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I would’ve thought corruption, racism and being fat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Akshually...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, that needs to be tweeted to Elon Musk whenever he tries to be cool by telling some lame ‘joke’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rage for the machine?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ah! The giants!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This one was invented, by a writer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I play charades at my doctor. Does that count?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a culture/country that doesn't have sarcasm in its language?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh suuuure!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eggs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ackshually … there’s only one facehugger per egg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro caught slippin⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Only reprobates and recidivists abscond!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro caught slippin⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know the sentence has words in it, but I’ve never seen them in that order before.

  Also, who is stealing the firearm?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you get older you lose the ability to do things quietly, such as fart, or let young people live their lives.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I never farted quietly when I was younger, I’m not about to start now!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-shirt?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For front butt support.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't actually read the news. I surmise the news based on memes that begin popping up for which I have no context.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Newsvibing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use the garden hose like a civilized human being⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  … well, what else are sinks for?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you recommend I carry in my first wallet?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Traditionally, a condom. But only for a decade or so. Just long enough for it to mark an eternal shape of dismal circumstance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can ask any question to the people of year 3000, but can only receive information in the form of a single bit. What's your question?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How the fuck are humans still alive?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a few⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like He needs to get back to work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfortunate Development for Duke Poop'Em⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  From the classic internet - Ventrilo Harassment:

  “Blow it out your ass!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ham flesh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And you’re just as edible!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk which would be worse tbh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not Rai because of Valiant Comics?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is where baby universes come from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah, customer service⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So yesterday, they just phoned it in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the far future deployable couches will be designed into pants⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  JD Vance in the future: “Erica? Honey, where are my erection pants?!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twodaloo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Him: “Darling, your eyes sparkle like stars in the cosmos! My love for you is eternal!”

  Her: “Nngh!” ptttttthhhhhhhht PLOP