finallymadeanaccount
@finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
- Comment on omg hes just like me 3 weeks ago:
Sounds like the pinnacle of evolution.
- Comment on You can just do stuff. 3 weeks ago:
Vincent D’Onofrio: Pig God
- Comment on 😐?? 3 weeks ago:
Bah! I’m so smart I don’t need a calculator to answer those questions!
- Comment on Or a glazed doughnut idk 3 weeks ago:
Do … do cinnamon rolls need to be covered in cum now? When did that come in? Is this a JFK Jr thing?
- Comment on It's true 3 weeks ago:
Is it just me, or does that guy looks like a black David Letterman?
- Comment on Kevin Smith, poet. 3 weeks ago:
So he’s saying it’s not pink.
- Comment on ABC journalists to strike for first time in 20 years with widespread news disruption expected 3 weeks ago:
Kinda hard for them to yell ‘scab’ when their AI replacements aren’t physically crossing a picket line.
Also, Oh, no! What will I do without the one-eyed regressive propaganda of David Speers and his ilk?
- Comment on vlc thigh high 3 weeks ago:
I just blu-rayed myself.
- Comment on Scientists Reveal Hidden Second Layer of Human DNA 3 weeks ago:
DNB?
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
misread stigma as smegma
- Comment on betrayal 3 weeks ago:
Will your girlfriend delete your browser history?!
- Comment on Will it float rule 4 weeks ago:
Why don’t … why don’t they just throw a giraffe in water to see what happens?
- Comment on What is likely to happen when/if trump dies? 4 weeks ago:
Anyone heard from his wife in the last decade or so?
- Comment on This is heresy but lol 4 weeks ago:
Never really heard them before, so I did a quick YouTube check, and decided they sound kind of like a metal version of free form jazz; lots of noise, but nothing you can really grab onto and enjoy.
- Comment on Guess who will be classified as an extremist by Palantir in 2030 for expressing criticism of pedophilia 4 weeks ago:
But we’ll all be together and have so many new friends to join us and everything will be wonderful!
- Comment on Red, White and Blue 4 weeks ago:
First guy looks like he’s sniffing a part of undies.
- Comment on The difference is real 4 weeks ago:
Once again, Obama outclasses Trump just by existing.
- Comment on I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, 4 weeks ago:
Like … in a go-kart?
- Comment on Is trying weed edibles worth it? 4 weeks ago:
And prepare what you’re gonna have ahead of time for if you get the munchies. The first time I ever smoked weed, I ate a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter (because it was the quickest food I could get my hands on) and spent the next hour thinking I was alternately gonna throw up or shit myself … while high.
- Comment on French children discovered another seated Gaul skeleton this week near their primary school playground in Dijon 4 weeks ago:
Man, the French really go all out kitting out their playgrounds for the kids!
- Comment on Motorcycle parts 4 weeks ago:
On the seat.
- Comment on Turkey Mention 4 weeks ago:
Members of PETA casn’t just say this sort of thing without offering some kind of alternative. Until they start selling chunks of themselves as replacement meat, I’m just not gonna take them seriously!
- Comment on Normal 4 weeks ago:
Do you really want to see a T-Rex running towards you with a huge erection?
- Comment on Normal 4 weeks ago:
Alvin and the Titdogs
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
The history books abut this time are gonna be so fucking weird to people in the future.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Whaaaaaaaaat?
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I found him the whiniest Sith Lord ever. Compared to Vader, all Ren did was piss and moan about how much of a victim he was. Vader just got on with the job. Ren looked like a big man-baby. Vader looked intimidating as fuck.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Stevelet Johannscemi looks confused.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
What?
- Comment on It's a classic 4 weeks ago:
lemonparty