finallymadeanaccount
@finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
- Comment on Bean virus 37 minutes ago:
- Comment on Bean virus 39 minutes ago:
Noooo!
- Comment on They mods dont want you to know. 1 day ago:
Because it came off the back of her hand when she wiped sweat from her brow with it.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 1 day ago:
I’d like Kil’d by Serveral Accidents and … hmm … Planet, thanks.
- Comment on Did We? 1 day ago:
“Och! Ye canna change the hands of Timex!
Buuut … I might just be able to bend 'em a little!”
- Comment on Nineteen Clickety-Clack 1 day ago:
There should be online award shows for people who made successful, long-standing memes that have become ubiquitous in our daily lives. For instance, “Congratulations to (Twitter user) AlmostJT for ‘Arthur’s Fist’. Here’s a free Lunchly!”
- Comment on Paid for by...boobs? 1 day ago:
Nothing a pair of Truck Nuts can’t fix.
- Comment on Are you pissed? 1 day ago:
If you’re pissed, that means you had to arrive at the state of pissed. So at some stage, you were pissing.
Logically, unpissing would help you revert. And if experimental dance helps the urine go back in, it can’t be a bad thing. Although it probably cooled down in the interim, so it could be a bit of a shock, which could lead to being pissed again. So you could have a quantum superposition of both pissing, and reverse pissing.
Physics and interpretive dance is where it’s at, kids! The forefront of science! Thanks impissed.net!
- Comment on Australians will have to verify their age to watch pornography from Monday. Here’s what you need to know 2 days ago:
Nah. They do all their business in the Prayer Room.
- Comment on Remembering the good times 2 days ago:
There’s nothing like a nice steaming pot of beans on a cold winter morning. Add some curry, they’ll be just as warm coming back out as they were going in.
- Comment on Is this the key to a utopian society? 2 days ago:
- Comment on Is this the key to a utopian society? 2 days ago:
Fecal incontinence. Urinary incontinence. They do, indeed, describe different things, but can be placed under the incontinence umbrella.
- Comment on Operation Mar-Kwane 2 days ago:
Doubtless he’s spent some time under the Resolute Desk already for Trump to have picked him.
- Comment on Operation Mar-Kwane 2 days ago:
All aboard Boudoir One!
- Comment on Operation Mar-Kwane 2 days ago:
Or spell it like a hood name: Marquaiyne.
- Comment on 3.5 Stars 2 days ago:
Recently detained in Dubai under suspicion of terrorism (and the potential of being beheaded), he actually asked, “Don’t you know who I am?” Upon realising who he was, the authorities - feeling he’d been punished enough by being born Andrew Tate - let him go.
- Comment on Is this the key to a utopian society? 2 days ago:
They can be simultaneous.
- Comment on A happy consequence should be called a prosequence 3 days ago:
So you could have a prosequence with a prostitute, but a bad experience would be a consequence of a constitute?
- Comment on Is this the key to a utopian society? 3 days ago:
Blonde fella in a White House has that problem already.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 3 days ago:
Orange at school, green at home.
- Comment on It’s 978 days since Peta Murphy called for a ban on betting ads. What happened to Labor’s pledge to respect parliament? | Josh Butler 3 days ago:
Perpetual softcock Albanese happened. Worst Labor PM ever. It’d be nice to have a Labor PM with traditional Labor values, instead of someone afraid of upsetting everyone but the voters.
- Comment on Finally, taxpayer dollars put to a good use 3 days ago:
The New York Pussy Department strikes again!
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 3 days ago:
Single colour monitors, kids! Single colour monitors!
- Comment on I know. Somehow, I've always known. 4 days ago:
Huh. TIL.
Thank you.
- Comment on That's why I say hey man, nice shot 4 days ago:
Too soon.
- Comment on I know. Somehow, I've always known. 4 days ago:
I don’t know who that is.
- Comment on I know. Somehow, I've always known. 4 days ago:
At no point in his life did Luke get any. Ever. Hell, Yoda probably slung his leg over more often. But permavirgin Luke? Nope.
- Comment on Researchers Train Bacteria to Consume Tumors from the Inside Out 5 days ago:
That’s awesome! I’m sad Big Pharma will take it over and we’ll never see it again.
- Comment on Can some please explain to me why it is that your health insurance can deny you medication, even if your doctor says you need it? 5 days ago:
Sorry. I can only afford liver and roadkill.
- Comment on W rizz skibidi 5 days ago:
Ah, the cry of teen parties everywhere in Australia when someone rips oven the box, exposing the bladder: “Gooooooon!”
