finallymadeanaccount
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- Comment on Do people eat this? 11 minutes ago:
Fry your flour in butter.
- Comment on Do people eat this? 11 minutes ago:
Even better, butter the outside too and fry the toast in it. Melts in your mouth! Makes a lot of smoke in the kitchen, but melts in your mouth.
- Comment on smh 8 hours ago:
Too a minute to understand the ‘m’ means ‘miles’ not meters.
- Comment on Cursed taxidermy 8 hours ago:
Nope. Chuck Testa!
- Comment on Waiting mode is the best! 8 hours ago:
Or waiting for a tradie to turn up ‘some time between 7 and 5’.
- Comment on YSK how to protect yourself at a protest 19 hours ago:
I don’t see any Bear Spray …
- Comment on Of course you want to go into the "listening booth" to sample the record before you buy it 1 day ago:
That woman with the enormous hair has dozens of records in there.
- Comment on YSK what legal rights you have in encounters with ICE 1 day ago:
Does that matter, given ICE doesn’t give a fuck about the law?
- Comment on Astronaut Katherine Bennell-Pegg named Australian of the Year for 2026 2 days ago:
Poor Gina. Nothing for her again.
- Comment on They only come out at night 4 days ago:
Wow! I hope your neighbur’s wife isn’t home when he’s away, what, with a monster like that in the house. She’d be fucked!
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 5 days ago:
That’s … uh … that’s one hell of a LED. Who installed it? From where was this colossal diode purchased? Just, y’know, given the sun has 99.99% of the mass in the solar system, it would’ve taken quite the team. Ask him if it was illegal immigrants, ‘terking the jerb’ of galactic stupidity away from him and his peer group!
- Comment on I'm not gonna be part of your system 5 days ago:
“I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered!”
- Comment on The original was better 1 week ago:
I’ll Dick your York … !
- Comment on If a Space Elevator became a reality, wouldn't the cable act as a kind of wick for all of the unfiltered radiation from outside our atmosphere? 1 week ago:
I’m wondering what would keep the part in the atmosphere from building up a massive electrostatic charge.
- Comment on Stone tablet found with carved symbols that do not match any known language 1 week ago:
Ancient doodling?
- Comment on How long would it take a black Hole to fully absorb a person from event horizon to center of the earth style? 1 week ago:
I found this informative and mind-blowing. I know that sounds like spam, but it’s relevant to the heat death of the universe and entropy and time stopping.
- Comment on Fake moo 1 week ago:
Cow substitute. The vegans use it. ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bovine!’
- Comment on YSK you can turn off Google's personalised advertising. This prevents them from using things like your browsing history, search history, or personal data to serve you customised advertisements. 1 week ago:
I had a TRS-80 once. You hit the power button and it started. I used programs stored on audiotape. Simpler days.
- Comment on Someone should really do something 1 week ago:
I done had me a case of the hoary puffleg the other night, dagnabbit.
- Comment on who's gonna tell him? 1 week ago:
Depends on how much he pays the judge.
- Comment on What is Substack and why all the sudden do all the content creators seem to be on it? 2 weeks ago:
White supremacy newsletters sound like something that should be utterly mocked.
“Welcome back to this edishun of White Like Me! In news this month, I’m still white. But I did get a nasty sunburn on account of how I done had to stand out in the sun for a half hour in my best y-fronts to fix that lazy Jim Bob’s truck before I could take it on date nite with my sister. I blame them coloured folks with their melanine and new world order ties to the Demoncrates weather control sattelights an theyre five gee! When Elon fills the sky with his sattelights, then we gon see some progress! Hail Elon!”
- Comment on ‘A nation of rich cowards’: Australia needs its dreamers but the arts are underfunded, undervalued and despised 2 weeks ago:
Prize-winning!
- Comment on ‘A nation of rich cowards’: Australia needs its dreamers but the arts are underfunded, undervalued and despised 2 weeks ago:
Aww, come on! Gina wrote a poem!
- Comment on Human ands pigs 2 weeks ago:
Same difference.
- Comment on Human ands pigs 2 weeks ago:
Same way I did; make it up.
- Comment on Human ands pigs 2 weeks ago:
Not … so much. Shorter muscles like pecs are more pork-like, but the longer muscles like hamstrings are more chicken-like. Paradoxically, more cooking time is needed for the shorter muscles, otherwise they end up dry, even though they have more fat.
Uh … apparently.
- Comment on What should the next President of the United States do? 2 weeks ago:
And the media propagandists who helped foment things.
- Comment on Hamster life 2 weeks ago:
And they’re classy enough to not rub our noses in it!
- Comment on Help is needed 3 weeks ago:
Disturded
- Comment on Cube me 3 weeks ago:
If old Merrie Melodies cartoons have taught us anything, it’s that this is possible, Daffy Duck did it, and the government is going to ban all cartoons lest children run out and do it, even though they never have.