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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dislike it when somebody says "so" and then pauses.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  So?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can I improve this? It's my current living and bedroom.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A fake one though so you don’t have to take care of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the thing from the thing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can tell they really paid attention in history class but got the wrong message out of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those posts for little home gadgets that show up on social media, kinda like "as seen on tv" stuff but since it's tiktok/insta and other such sites, what would those be called?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The term is advertisement (or “ad”).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are major holes in this theory⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not to mention the cumulative years I’ve spent traveling the roads without a single iceberg in sight but somehow the Titanic finds one within a week of leaving port (and at night, no less)? Color me skeptical.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll make a nice meal and reflect on what’s driving us further from the country we’re supposed to be. Thinking of it more like memorial day until there’s something to celebrate again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just keep typing, wage slaves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a cost-saving measure, suits figure the rank-and-file will start bringing in support pillars from home. Sort of like a potluck approach to structural integrity but much safer than a regular potluck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hell⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “No.”

  Crisis averted, can get back to fixing things now. The only way you’re getting me on the phone is if there’s some audio component to the problem (alarm buzzers or tones they aren’t able to identify) that isn’t easy to explain in text. Other than that, there are usually just a handful of common issues and you can tell which path we’re going down after a sentence or two of their description.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d watch this Red Dawn reboot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am not a builder… but that does not seem right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okay, they’re using that special load-bearing drywall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Understanding your target audience when marketing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Going from shampoo to ram poo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not 100% certain but this looks like one of those cases where a commenter jokingly says that they feel personally attacked but mean that they agree with what was said. Playing at oversensitivity for comedic effect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poland orders closure of Russian consulate in Krakow, citing arson attack blamed on Moscow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like an armed attack on a NATO member.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks like i'll have to start hating everyone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t I just have eternal damnation instead? Sacre bleu!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gardening idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  cactus cock

  Cocktus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncultured⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shoelace foreskins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When New Jersey Switches Prison Tablet Companies, I’ll Lose 10 Years of Family Memories⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The guy he killed lost 24 years of memories.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  devisions

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  devisions

  Divisions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Catholic dating culture often mistaken for incel-style pessimistic desperation?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not mistaken, no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every phone call⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If I wanted to read my e-mails out loud, I’d record that and attach the .mp3 file. There is almost never a reason to call me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things are getting really crazy.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But then the new guy reads the incantation wrong so we get another dumb thing for real instead. Great job, Frank, this is why nobody likes you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread is probably the oldest human invention⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Crab is older and some day, crab will be new again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CrowdSec vs Fail2Ban - What to use?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  RFC 1149 compatibility is expected in an upcoming release, keep an eye out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CrowdSec vs Fail2Ban - What to use?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  CrowSec, it’s not one that you mentioned but once they locate the source of the malicious traffic, they send out a murder of trained attack birds to resolve the issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facebook Allegedly Detected When Teen Girls Deleted Selfies So It Could Serve Them Beauty Ads⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The kind of person whose past probably includes more than a few vivisected animals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've made a community for lichen⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t realize they used the same pluralization rule as oxen but my phylactery is ready.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve still got one hooked up to a machine that’s old enough to vote. Worked last time I used it too but it’s been about 5 years since then. OP could send me the diskette like I’m one of those mail-in photo development studios from the days of ubiquitous film cameras. Gotta upgrade the printer first though and I hate dealing with printers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I’m undecided on this one so figured I’d leave it open to interpretation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).