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- Comment on Good boy 3 hours ago:
I’ve seen this one before.
- Comment on Not up to snuff on all the medical disection stuff. But can a 42 year old overweight heavy beer drinker donate his semi fatty liver? 1 day ago:
Leftovers in the fridge?
- Comment on Romance is alive, unlike someone I know. 2 days ago:
“I just hope that if someone finally shoots me, my widow will immediately go on tour about it and probably end up in a love triangle with the vice president. Maybe love square, I’ve seen how he looks at the sofa that all the guests know to avoid.”
- Comment on Am full of gas 3 days ago:
I thought the cat was purring but the sound was coming from the other end.
- Comment on Everyone who has a dog does this 3 days ago:
Hunter1 was a good dog, his successor has some big paw prints to fill but is doing well.
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Keep one in the car so you can use the HOV lane.
- Comment on You can ask any question to the people of year 3000, but can only receive information in the form of a single bit. What's your question? 5 days ago:
‘!’ and the first few letters of the community name should give you a list to choose from. Comes out like !asklemmy@lemmy.world.
- Comment on 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢 6 days ago:
Guy is looking rough for only being 109.
- Comment on How does this thing work? (wrong answers only) 6 days ago:
Are you suggesting that someone would reply to a post in !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world with something untrue? Ridiculous.
- Comment on If you have to throw punches, make sure to punch upwards. 6 days ago:
Could do a split instead.
- Comment on Send HOAs To the Stone Age 6 days ago:
This story (Fox “news” link with article title “NJ theme park selling life-sized dinosaur models on Facebook Marketplace”) is dated 1 Oct 2025. This one (Fox again) from 12 Dec 2025 states that they’ve been sold but had some issues with cashing the buyer’s check so maybe they’ll go up for sale again.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 1 week ago:
There’s obviously no need for durable footwear when your whole country is a boot.
- Comment on "Benefit of the doubt" is a very important aspect of a game's success 1 week ago:
It’s what I’m here… Fore!
- Comment on "Benefit of the doubt" is a very important aspect of a game's success 1 week ago:
On average, the first hour of a video game is sub par.
If it’s a golf game, you’re doing all right then.
- Comment on We will never know the name of a human that lived 50,000 years ago 1 week ago:
It used to mean “land exploder” in the before-times.
- Comment on Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell! 1 week ago:
I’ll take it, the alternative is a real shit-hole.
- Comment on I've Hit The Perfect Weight 1 week ago:
My knowledge of Roman numerals is insufficient to decode it but my weight’s been “ERR” for years.
- Comment on What kind of stupid rule is that? 1 week ago:
Somebody read a post about negging but couldn’t think of a real thing to be an asshole about.
- Comment on The Epstein affair will probably make a great movie one day, but it can't be made until enough of the producers in Hollywood that have connections to people in the story have retired or died. 1 week ago:
Just don’t ask what Epstein means when he says there’s a sucker born every minute.
- Comment on Our understanding of reality might be a result of the way cousciousness works 1 week ago:
My understanding of pasta salad is a result of how couscousness works.
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 1 week ago:
Both names come from the same word (Petrus or Petros meaning rock). As you might expect, German “fist” and French “péter” for “fart” are distant cousins too: “pezd-” -> “fistiz” -> “vist” -> “fist” or “pezd-” -> “peditum” -> “pét” -> “péter”.
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 1 week ago:
“Péter au jus” for a French spin on it.
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 1 week ago:
I think I did. If there’s a prior source out there, I might have heard and forgotten it though. Happy to share in either case.
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 1 week ago:
Played the trump card early.
- Comment on Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News 1 week ago:
With a big subwoofer so you can really feel every rumbling flap of the sphincter.
- Comment on Someone in thigh-high striped socks is gonna take one for the team and encourage community defense against ICE Agents 1 week ago:
Someone is going to read the sidebar.
- Comment on Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News 1 week ago:
The chair doesn’t deserve this kind of punishment.
- Comment on If the government raided your house and found a bunch of .mkv files but you insist its all legally obtained, how do they ascertain if they are actually pirated or not? 2 weeks ago:
Made in pirated Photoshop (even though he uses GIMP).
- Comment on What is the best way to drop 50lbs in two months without spending alot and no fad diets? 2 weeks ago:
A casual stroll through your local anti-personnel minefield should do it. Bring tourniquets.
- Comment on Drug dealers hate this one weird trick! 2 weeks ago:
And once it reaches the front of that queue, cue it.
