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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fr Fr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d still do the abdomen-pressing in the interest of showmanship but in my experience, it’s much easier to stuff a solved cube up there ahead of time. Lets you focus on the crowd work instead of cube state.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Belt Holster for USB Power Supply⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Next iteration: flame-activated, spring-powered emergency eject system. Thinking of that Chinese EV that responds to thermal runaway by trying to take out bystanders with burning batteries. No witnesses, no embarrassing news story.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep an eye out for another spice-related pun opportunity, your thyme will come.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Unbayleafable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨challenge: impossible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  Bonus

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Administrative task management⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, still in the sudo stage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨challenge: impossible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The popcorn has been Saddamized.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to wash up!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And take off that ring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans are destroying Flock surveillance cameras | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Put a blowtorch on the end of a long stick, maybe one of those two-part sliding ones that they use for pool skimmers and stuff. Melty, blistered plastic doesn’t pass light very well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans are destroying Flock surveillance cameras | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So what you’re saying is that I have an finally have an excuse a good reason to get a high-powered laser.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How hard can you throw it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I like how inventive this is⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where there’s a drill, there’s a way. Build the future you want to live in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That acronym tho⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not if this president has his way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me watching that f1 movie solely for brad pitt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know for a fact that it didn’t happen and there are no real drawbacks for thinking that it did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Expecto patronum my ass!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Given a choice between what’s canonical and what’s cannonical, I know which one I’m picking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Privacy researcher debunks Microsoft Edge’s free VPN marketing, says it's "NOT a VPN"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, we meant to say VVPN but Cortana Copilot autocorrected it. It’s a virtual VPN, you get to feel like your browsing is private without wasting processor cycles on silly little things like added layers of encryption.

  Enough of this nerd talk though, let’s get Edging™!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me watching that f1 movie solely for brad pitt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Working title that they forgot to change until too late in the production.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me watching that f1 movie solely for brad pitt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All of his maneuvers are Pitt maneuvers and if one turns out poorly, he’s been hoisted by his own Pitt-ard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨art⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Over at the 'Bate & Tackle Fishmongery? Heard they make good coleslaw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me watching that f1 movie solely for brad pitt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The only F1 I’m really familiar with brings up a help window most of the time but if nobody referred to his team of mechanics as the Pitt crew, that’s a golden opportunity missed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm craving the taste of a rather porky man......⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Either that or whet your appetite for the real deal. Hope you’re able to find this porky man of yours, gotta catch 'em all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Womp womp womp.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The sooner they start living off the land, the better. And by that, I mean “swimming”. Lash a bunch of them together to form an ICEberg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It makes me shudder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s that or the shirt with a syrup spot that’s always at least a little sticky no matter how many times you wash it (and somehow never in the same exact place so don’t bother trying to get used to it). Rather back-stroke my way through a mile of tangled concertina wire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Until further notice: archive.today/archive.is/archive.ph/... is banned from this community for apparently being a Russian DDOS tool - Lemmy.World⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Until further notice: archive.today/archive.is/archive.ph/... is banned from this community for apparently being a Russian DDOS tool - Lemmy.World⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As they should since it doesn’t matter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Until further notice: archive.today/archive.is/archive.ph/... is banned from this community for apparently being a Russian DDOS tool - Lemmy.World⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨for personal lore development⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d recommend getting fat instead. You can play it off like you’re pregnant but, as long as you keep refreshing your friend groups every few months, don’t have to worry about some whiny little shit popping out to hog the spotlight.

  Going to shed some guilt over that last bit by stating that I absolutely adore my nieces and nephews (even when they are being whiny little shits). They can hog all the spotlight they want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I’m just a guy who doesn’t hate cats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  declawed

  I haven’t yet had my fingertips snipped off either. Lovely euphemism for “mutilation of extremities”.