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- Comment on Motorcycle knowledge 2 days ago:
User retention mechanism. It helps with maintaining the rider’s posture and, while active, anchors them securely to the motorcycle.
- Comment on Hamster 4 days ago:
The safest way to do it would be making a segmented enclosure: night cage with a comfortable resting area and one for use during the day with the wheel and magnet. Also change out the hamster for a ferret. This way, any hazardous charge that builds up will be contained within the ferret day cage.
- Comment on Calm your tits 5 days ago:
What’s a love corgi, who is Regina and how are hers involved?
- Comment on Long boi 5 days ago:
Some might say that science has gone too far with this creature but all I’m thinking about when I see it is how much dog there is to pet. Well worth the vacuum electricity bill during shedding season.
- Comment on Why women live longer then men 6 days ago:
No, don’t eat the social media influencer, stop.
Anybody have the rest of the video?
- Comment on Reddit’s 50% Plunge Fails to Entice Dip Buyers as Growth Slows. 1 week ago:
Maybe he’ll get bored with retirement, have a mid-no-life crisis and the resulting breakdown will generate some interesting news stories.
- Comment on Reddit’s 50% Plunge Fails to Entice Dip Buyers as Growth Slows. 1 week ago:
And your hair will grow back like it used to.
- Comment on 'You're a very long arm. You steal things. It's a comedy game,' explains developer of comedy game where you steal things with a very long arm 1 week ago:
- Comment on How to Delete Your 23andMe Data. 1 week ago:
Oops, accidentally deleted my DNA instead and now I’m melting.
- Comment on Teslas have been consuming a lot of gasoline lately. 1 week ago:
I don’t plan on adding that to my camping kit any time soon but it’s a recipe passed down through the ages. Got it straight from a well-known cookbook that I studied religiously through my teenage years.
- Comment on Teslas have been consuming a lot of gasoline lately. 1 week ago:
That’s why you add a thickener. Mix some styrofoam into the gasoline and it’ll stick better.
- Comment on I have no proof but also no doubt that all of Musk's lackeys at DOGE talk exactly like Ben Shapiro. 1 week ago:
And they keep their wives’ vaginas just as dry as he does.
- Comment on That great American auto quality 1 week ago:
Citizens, do your duty and secure our nation’s roads by applying this novel reinforcement technique to hazardous vehicles in need.
- Comment on Even the bravest retro gamer fears Sega Genesis' final form 1 week ago:
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- Comment on Even the bravest retro gamer fears Sega Genesis' final form 1 week ago:
Lights flicker and dim throughout the neighborhood as a white-hot glow builds through the stack of 32Xs. A bright blue flash signals the destruction of the transformer down the block but you spare no attention for the freshly-darkened row of houses, captivated by the scene unfolding in your own living room.
Rather than sputtering out and returning to its previously inert form, the Sega only glows brighter. A voice is whispering to you but dissolves into wordless static against the ambient hum of the room. Your skin tingles and itches, the smell of ozone tickles your nose and you’re starting to think you should have brought some kind of eye protection. Probably too late to worry about that now though.
A crack of darkness forms in the center of the column of light – that, or your tortured optical nerves are finally burning out. The air takes on an unnatural viscosity which seems to conduct the ever-present hum straight into your bones. In an instant, the darkness pulses and ripples along its wispy edges before falling in on itself, carrying with it the last beams of your technological abomination like a mangled lighthouse blasting its warnings into a roiling hurricane.
You wake up in the morning to find a box on your doorstep. Oh yeah, you remember, that eBay listing for an old Sega and collection of accessories. Absently clicking together a stack of 32X modules while examining the contents of the package, you start to wonder if the thing will even power on…
- Comment on Which is the cheapest way to manage my body after death ... 1 week ago:
I keep my skeleton inside a meat robot.
- Comment on They are lying to us 2 weeks ago:
I’ll take the plutonium mass and a flathead screwdriver please, it’ll be safer.
- Comment on Late 1900s 2 weeks ago:
Good news is that if dial-up tinnitus is real, my other comment was only plausible by lucky coincidence. Got a little of the standard variety like what you’re talking about (just enough to make me care about good PPE moving forward) and thought it’d be an interesting consequence of tech exposure for old geeks.
- Comment on Late 1900s 2 weeks ago:
My tinnitus can negotiate a V.92 handshake.
- Comment on Here he is on Blue Origin! 2 weeks ago:
But then they’ll ask you how a ship like that broke through the armored ceiling which leads to all sorts of awkward questions about the before-times when we lived on the surface.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I’d believe that it’s a 13-year-old spewing dumb 13-year-old ideas of how humor works. Their thoughts don’t count yet.
- Comment on 🤔What is QlikView and How Can It Revolutionize Your Data Analytics? 2 months ago:
It only seems that way because it is.
- Comment on What's the last point on your todo list? 2 months ago:
I bet Walter Bright knows.
- Comment on Why is it that clasped hands tends to be the norm for praying? 🙏 2 months ago:
- Comment on Le Reddit Army is Here 2 months ago:
no u
- Comment on Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study finds 5 months ago:
Strong entry for an Ig Nobel Prize if nothing else.
- Comment on My little buddy (pack of 12) 5 months ago:
Friend-ulums.
- Comment on Can’t forget terrormisu 🤌🏼 5 months ago:
Could also serve casu martzu. No name change needed, it’s scary enough as-is.
- Comment on Fired Employee Allegedly Hacked Disney World's Menu System to Alter Peanut Allergy Information. 5 months ago:
- Comment on You have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you. 5 months ago:
Yeah, this shower thought is awfully judgy coming from a (presumably hypothetical) killer.
