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- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Someone who would support me if I was a nazi is no ally of mine.
- Comment on There's plastic in my balls too 1 week ago:
Yeah but can you do selective electron beam melting with what comes out the other side? We’ve all got our own priorities.
- Comment on There's plastic in my balls too 1 week ago:
Anybody with a full bladder can write their name in the snow but once my plastic levels are high enough, I’ll be able to 3D print it.
- Comment on The aws outage is so funny, I can see which companies are amazon scums. 2 weeks ago:
I brought down all my department’s services to take a day off and blame it on Amazon. Next year when negotiating a raise/budget increase, I’ll point to this incident and take credit for migrating us off AWS after six months of in-person training classes (either in places I haven’t visited or would like to see again) and another six months of hard work in the office (napping in the server room).
2026 is looking pretty good already and I definitely won’t regret tempting fate by saying that.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
They can bukkake him with ribbons and medals until he looks like a North Korean general, guy is still a corrupt braindead pedo and deserves no respect. I won’t complain about him supporting Ukraine to push (what’s left of) the Russians back to Russia though.
- Comment on ISPs created so many fees that FCC will kill requirement to list them all 3 weeks ago:
FCC Bribe Fee: $30.00 - Comment on Careful what you wish for 3 weeks ago:
I’ve always wondered what it looks like when a child realizes that one day, they’ll be able to drop their parent(s) off at a retirement home and drive off into the sunset.
- Comment on Do you think he knows? He's gotta know. 3 weeks ago:
He’s doing his level best to fuck everyone who isn’t him. It’s not always intercourse-related though.
- Comment on Being a 22-year-old virgin or being 22 and never having been in a relationship is something to be shameful about. 3 weeks ago:
You should take fewer showers.
- Comment on I'm looking for a Lemmy post on a website that "would give your CISO a heart attack". In essense it was a specific URL forwarding service but had a very dubious URLs 5 weeks ago:
I see 7 comments on one and 6 on the other. Are you seeing 0 or just fewer than you remember?
- Comment on My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 5 weeks ago:
Gotta lick it clean first. Your fellow passengers will be speechless with respect and admiration for your good riding etiquette.
- Comment on Necessary post procedure care for vasectomy 5 weeks ago:
A real friend would offer the use of their own penis until their buddy’s balls were better.
- Comment on I'm looking for a Lemmy post on a website that "would give your CISO a heart attack". In essense it was a specific URL forwarding service but had a very dubious URLs 5 weeks ago:
lemmy.world/post/15140002 perhaps? robbb.in/shady/ is one that works currently but the one I used to prefer (before it went down) was shadyurl.com.
- Comment on How do you secure your home lab? Like, physically? From thieves? 5 weeks ago:
There have been some interesting DEFCON talks on the subject.
DEFCON 19: And That’s How I Lost My Eye: Exploring Emergency Data Destruction (w speaker) / Invidious: Nadeko or instance selection
DEF CON 23 - Zoz - And That’s How I Lost My Other Eye…Explorations in Data Destruction (Fixed) / Invidious: Nadeko or instance selection
Some of the Invidious instances are busted due to recent changes but Nadeko seems to be working for now.
- Comment on How do you secure your home lab? Like, physically? From thieves? 5 weeks ago:
That’s reserved for if they make it past the first three levels of security. EASY and pals are #2.
- Comment on How do you secure your home lab? Like, physically? From thieves? 5 weeks ago:
EASY does it: Experimental Autonomous Securitybot, Yellow.
- Comment on How do you secure your home lab? Like, physically? From thieves? 5 weeks ago:
…mines at the back of the garage…
Holy shit, you are serious about your physical security!
- Comment on BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts! 5 weeks ago:
The camera lens isn’t just bending light, it’s bending reality itself. That’s the only way to capture pop tarts in any appreciable detail at this pup’s nose distance. Orbital spy telescopes use similar technology.
- Comment on Same for me 5 weeks ago:
Could barely get an “Our Father” out of my mouth for penance with Father Chodeling doing a poor imitation of a waterpik between my teeth.
- Comment on Public toilets in China demand ad views for loo roll 5 weeks ago:
This movement paves the way for their transition to commodeism.
- Comment on Public toilets in China demand ad views for loo roll 5 weeks ago:
It’s either that or you have to pay for the shit tickets. Program is called “feces or see fees.”
- Comment on Public toilets in China demand ad views for loo roll 5 weeks ago:
Sounds like a job for looBlock Origin or a PeeHole.
- Comment on Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture 5 weeks ago:
Father Stickyfingers told me not to ask those questions.
- Comment on If you are in the US, and a karen threatens to call ICE on you, what's the best course of action? 5 weeks ago:
Throw on a Richard Nixon mask first, it’ll look more real than he ever did.
- Comment on If you are in the US, and a karen threatens to call ICE on you, what's the best course of action? 5 weeks ago:
#1-5: Power-wash her uvula with OC spray. Can’t promise it’ll improve things but it’ll be hilarious.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 5 weeks ago:
Some stay dry and others scrub the stains.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 5 weeks ago:
Did you want that with the complementary poncho or without? Still have a bunch of them left over from back when Gallagher was doing the watermelon thing.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 5 weeks ago:
Like an aerial tron bike but with a higher penalty for crossing your trail.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 5 weeks ago:
Don’t shit on me and tell me it’s raining.
- Comment on Why does Lemmy output horribly invalid HTML? 5 weeks ago:
I choose to imagine that these offenses result in developers cooling their heels in the slammer rather than a browser being a picky eater.
