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- Comment on 1950 was 75 years ago, and 2100 is 75 years from now. Kinda wild, right? 3 hours ago:
That is how numbers work, yes.
- Comment on Chrome is worth around $50 billion, DuckDuckGo CEO guesstimates 7 hours ago:
Interesting definition of “fixed”.
- Comment on How do I find communities on lemmy.world?? I'm new 9 hours ago:
You could also look at the top of the page and click “Communities”. If on mobile, you may have to click the three stacked lines first to show the menu.
- Comment on DeepSeek Transferred User Data & Prompts Overseas Without Consent, Claims South Korea’s Data Protection Authority; Activities Were Carried Out When Service Was Active In January 9 hours ago:
Let me put on my surprised face.
- Comment on Meowrine bilologeek 23 hours ago:
Octopussy.
- Comment on I really thought I'd learn more about towers from a book that's about two of them. 1 day ago:
Long days and pleasant nights.
- Comment on With Tim Pool in the White House Press Pool, will we ever find out what's under that beanie? 1 day ago:
Another smaller beanie.
- Comment on Smh being fired for police work 1 day ago:
A tale of two sackings.
- Comment on I really thought I'd learn more about towers from a book that's about two of them. 1 day ago:
What movie? I don’t remember any dark tower movie released in 2017 with IMDB ID tt1648190. You’re imagining things.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Sure, as long as the words they used were orders to line up for the guillotine and telling them when to stick their heads through the make-the-world-a-better-place hole.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Still ends with you having control over your device though.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Yeah, the fix starts with a divorce lawyer though and isn’t a technology problem.
- Comment on Why are popes always really old? 3 days ago:
Gotta make sure they’ve had time to put together enough blackmail material on a candidate first. That way if he (c’mon, like it’ll be anything other than a “he” within our lifetimes) turns out to be too much of a reformer, they can shut that shit down.
- Comment on Be not afraid 4 days ago:
Hey guys, I think I know what happened to all the nose length that was supposed to go to the English Bulldog (and other squish-face breeds)! He wears it well though.
- Comment on Die Bart! Die! 4 days ago:
Can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen this but it’s always good for a chuckle. I look forward to forgetting it and seeing it pop up again in a few months.
- Comment on May Christ be with us 4 days ago:
Should’ve used Rice Christies.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
Full of shit, medically speaking. Just a vaguely human-shaped lump of shit with an orange skin-like coating. Haven’t yet figured out how it moves or talks but now we know the source of the smell at least.
- Comment on Praise jeebus 5 days ago:
Maybe they just forgot which cave they left him in, couldn’t find the right one later and then decided to commit to the resurrection thing rather than admitting that they lost him.
- Comment on Did you know you can track elons jet from mastodon? 6 days ago:
Every successful flight with him on board is a missed opportunity for those pilots to do the world a favor. They’ve made their choice.
- Comment on I was today years old when I found out Glomming on some Glizzys means eating some hot dogs. 1 week ago:
Don’t worry, we’re mostly on the same page. I don’t know if “glomming on some glizzies” is used to literally mean “eating some hot dogs”, just running with it as though “eating some hot dogs” was a common way to talk about sucking dick or something along those lines. Might be, for that matter, I’m not hip to the lingo these days.
- Comment on Let's buy fried chicken and shit tons of beers 1 week ago:
You’ve got my attention if it’s still in the bottles or cans but my respect if they’re the big Fosters ones. Best thing is you don’t have to worry about ruining the taste of the beer in that case.
- Comment on I was today years old when I found out Glomming on some Glizzys means eating some hot dogs. 1 week ago:
Nobody shatter OP’s innocence with what “eating some hot dogs” means, please.
- Comment on It's a sin in Christianity to consume media based on ancient mythology and folklore? 1 week ago:
Pineapple? That’s a little too spicy for Mormons. Probably mashed potatoes and mayo.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Don’t forget “affirmative action”, it’s another one they’ll trot out in informal social gatherings (casual dress code, not the white hood) to say what they really mean with a little wiggle room to backpedal if challenged on it.
- Comment on ⭐ Enviar un regalo 1 week ago:
Trump was missed though, remember? He turned his head.
- Comment on I hope she found herself 1 week ago:
It’s a cover story, she was trying to disappear and start a new life somewhere without extradition to get away from her life of crime before the consequences caught up with her. Bad luck to get caught up in your own search but you’d only attract more attention by walking back out through the group.
- Comment on What is Superman's "kryptonite"? 1 week ago:
Horses.
- Comment on Even his doctors are full of it 1 week ago:
I’ll have you know that Hollywood Upstairs Medical College is a perfectly cromulent educational institution*.
*
Except where prohibited by law from making claims of being educational, an institution or upstairs.
- Comment on Even his doctors are full of it 1 week ago:
Considering what it means to be his doctor (and the sights, sounds and smells you’d experience), I think I’d take the gulag.
- Comment on Even his doctors are full of it 1 week ago:
Probably a specially-designed hat lift too, it’s one more place to gain the appearance of height. I bet there was even a meeting about it with adults who took it very seriously.