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- Comment on Do you think he knows? He's gotta know. 21 hours ago:
He’s doing his level best to fuck everyone who isn’t him. It’s not always intercourse-related though.
- Comment on Being a 22-year-old virgin or being 22 and never having been in a relationship is something to be shameful about. 1 day ago:
You should take fewer showers.
- Comment on I'm looking for a Lemmy post on a website that "would give your CISO a heart attack". In essense it was a specific URL forwarding service but had a very dubious URLs 1 week ago:
I see 7 comments on one and 6 on the other. Are you seeing 0 or just fewer than you remember?
- Comment on My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 1 week ago:
Gotta lick it clean first. Your fellow passengers will be speechless with respect and admiration for your good riding etiquette.
- Comment on Necessary post procedure care for vasectomy 1 week ago:
A real friend would offer the use of their own penis until their buddy’s balls were better.
- Comment on I'm looking for a Lemmy post on a website that "would give your CISO a heart attack". In essense it was a specific URL forwarding service but had a very dubious URLs 1 week ago:
lemmy.world/post/15140002 perhaps? robbb.in/shady/ is one that works currently but the one I used to prefer (before it went down) was shadyurl.com.
- Comment on How do you secure your home lab? Like, physically? From thieves? 1 week ago:
There have been some interesting DEFCON talks on the subject.
DEFCON 19: And That’s How I Lost My Eye: Exploring Emergency Data Destruction (w speaker) / Invidious: Nadeko or instance selection
DEF CON 23 - Zoz - And That’s How I Lost My Other Eye…Explorations in Data Destruction (Fixed) / Invidious: Nadeko or instance selection
Some of the Invidious instances are busted due to recent changes but Nadeko seems to be working for now.
- Comment on How do you secure your home lab? Like, physically? From thieves? 1 week ago:
That’s reserved for if they make it past the first three levels of security. EASY and pals are #2.
- Comment on How do you secure your home lab? Like, physically? From thieves? 1 week ago:
EASY does it: Experimental Autonomous Securitybot, Yellow.
- Comment on How do you secure your home lab? Like, physically? From thieves? 1 week ago:
…mines at the back of the garage…
Holy shit, you are serious about your physical security!
- Comment on BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts! 1 week ago:
The camera lens isn’t just bending light, it’s bending reality itself. That’s the only way to capture pop tarts in any appreciable detail at this pup’s nose distance. Orbital spy telescopes use similar technology.
- Comment on Same for me 1 week ago:
Could barely get an “Our Father” out of my mouth for penance with Father Chodeling doing a poor imitation of a waterpik between my teeth.
- Comment on Public toilets in China demand ad views for loo roll 1 week ago:
This movement paves the way for their transition to commodeism.
- Comment on Public toilets in China demand ad views for loo roll 1 week ago:
It’s either that or you have to pay for the shit tickets. Program is called “feces or see fees.”
- Comment on Public toilets in China demand ad views for loo roll 1 week ago:
Sounds like a job for looBlock Origin or a PeeHole.
- Comment on Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture 1 week ago:
Father Stickyfingers told me not to ask those questions.
- Comment on If you are in the US, and a karen threatens to call ICE on you, what's the best course of action? 2 weeks ago:
Throw on a Richard Nixon mask first, it’ll look more real than he ever did.
- Comment on If you are in the US, and a karen threatens to call ICE on you, what's the best course of action? 2 weeks ago:
#1-5: Power-wash her uvula with OC spray. Can’t promise it’ll improve things but it’ll be hilarious.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 2 weeks ago:
Some stay dry and others scrub the stains.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 2 weeks ago:
Did you want that with the complementary poncho or without? Still have a bunch of them left over from back when Gallagher was doing the watermelon thing.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 2 weeks ago:
Like an aerial tron bike but with a higher penalty for crossing your trail.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 2 weeks ago:
Don’t shit on me and tell me it’s raining.
- Comment on Why does Lemmy output horribly invalid HTML? 2 weeks ago:
I choose to imagine that these offenses result in developers cooling their heels in the slammer rather than a browser being a picky eater.
- Comment on Why does Lemmy output horribly invalid HTML? 2 weeks ago:
Could bring that up with the devs but it hasn’t been the early 2000s for a long time, nobody seems to care as long as it works.
- Comment on Do all American stores have greeters? 2 weeks ago:
No, it’s pretty atypical. There’s Walmart (as you mention) and a few others but more often, somebody stationed at an entrance/exit is security, a receipt checker (less common), or a cart-wrangler.
Sounds like you met one of our distressingly many entitled weirdos. Sorry about that.
- Comment on How to Use a Grammar Checker for Beginners: Tips to Polish Your Writing? 2 weeks ago:
Title case is a thing. Major words in caps, minor lower. Spam bots probably don’t read comments on their posts though.
- Comment on Tylenol is the enemy 2 weeks ago:
I’m just a simple country hyper-chicken so don’t take this to court just bec-buck-buck-bc-GAAWK!
Excuse me.
… because I said so. Stupidity may be a defense if the standard being applied requires knowledge that the statements in question are likely to cause damage to another. If those statements are true, no problem, that’s a complete defense. If they’re not, the lawyers get to duke it out in court.
Most often, that won’t come into play though since a lot of states assume that the person making the false statements does so with the requisite guilty state of mind. It’s not universal though which is why the non-stick dick might get away with this too.
I’m using www.law.cornell.edu/wex/defamation as a reference, any errors in interpretation are my own.
- Comment on Tylenol is the enemy 2 weeks ago:
I hope Kenvue (which used to be the consumer healthcare division of Johnson & Johnson) brings down an army of lawyers on these chucklefucks for the bullshit they’re spewing. Hardest part would be proving that said chucklefucks knew their claims were false though since it’s plausible that they really are this stupid.
- Comment on This is art 2 weeks ago:
Some day, they’ll learn what he was. If that doesn’t put an end to any residual positive feelings for him, I don’t have a shit to give about how they take the well-deserved vicious mockery.
- Comment on People with six fingers can get away with anything, because everyone will assume that any videos of them were AI-generated. 2 weeks ago:
Not killing Inigo Montoya’s father though, that one will always catch up to them in the end.
