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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was better than sitting near a crying kid⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dog-shiki.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OP cleans his fridge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Chicken cordon bl-eww.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeasty⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll piss off the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No matter how hard he tries, Elon Musk will never be as cool or as respected as Martha Stewart.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She could probably kick the shit out of him too (in real life or Path of Exile 2).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long would it take for a ball rolling across the room to bounce off the wall and get back to you - but the room has a time traveling portal halfway through?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It depends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨South Dakota election office publishes voter list labeling thousands as public assistance applicants: Information is included in newly required free version of statewide registration spreadsheet⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There are thousands of South Dakotans?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little... why not?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re missing an apostrophe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK Plans AI Experiment on Children Seeking Asylum⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I won’t blame those kids one bit when their superpowers kick in and they start telekinetically shaking our cities to dust.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, it’s enough to get you to the bus stop but not on the actual bus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can (probably should) remove personal information from a photo before uploading it to social media⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet there are some poorly-built automatic scrapers out there harvesting EXIF tag data and not being too careful about sanitizing what they find.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does trump know he cheats at golf?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Caddy might have been downwind of him at an inopportune time and recognized that there was a messy storm brewing in the presidential diaper. Gotta finish up quick or get stuck on changing duty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👉👈⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Fediverse moderation, even more Draconian than Reddit?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Premise rejected.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ByteDance AI IDE Trae telemetry continues even after opt-out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can think of a third red flag but it’s kinda just the first red flag again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women’s ‘red flag’ app Tea is a privacy nightmare⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You sign up and then a while later, your personal information gets leaked to the public. Not sure what its other purpose is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billionaire Peter Thiel backing first privately developed US uranium enrichment facility in Paducah⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Eventually, the writer for every 80s movie villain is going to get pissed and sue these billionaires for ripping off all his idea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To win the show Alone, could someone smuggle a GPS locator inside of their anus?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It only needs to be up there until the contestant has a chance to remove it off-camera.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Robotaxi Stops Mid-Intersection After Running a Red Light… The Influencer Onboard Calls It “Impressive”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Safety operator was trying to eliminate the witness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They even got their own island⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but they’ve got the market cornered on Catholic priests, that’s gotta count for something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK Billionaire Rupert Murdoch owns Sky News, The New York Post, The Sun, The Times,Fox News and the Wall Street Journal. He is the most powerful businessman in the West⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  His longevity may be attributed to a simple misinterpretation: “That is not dead which can eternal lie”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prince Andrew must be seething that Donald Trump gets to chug along like nothing happened.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Easy mistake but Brett “I Like Beer (and Raping)” Kavanaugh is the one doing all the chugging.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump Said He Promised Ivanka He Wouldn't Date Girls Younger Than Her | “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” 😬⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He wants to keep their “wonderful secret” times together special.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3D Printing Patterns Might Make Ghost Guns More Traceable Than We Thought⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes me wonder if there’d be any bits of dust, hair or other substances that could have been embedded in a printed object and might be used as evidence in a case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does farting make you lighter or heavier ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please discuss this with your doctor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vibe coding service Replit deleted production database⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They can’t hit you with the ol’ Bobby Tables if you delete the database yourself first. A+, no notes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that "AI" in itself is highly unspecific term⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody in a position of any importance, just the US Secretary of Education Linda McMahon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that "AI" in itself is highly unspecific term⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To add to the confusion, you also have people out there thinking it’s “Al” or “A1”. It’s a real mess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trying to figure out what it means⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Florida man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Epstein’s cow-nterpart, Jeffriesian Holstein, was found deceased alone in his solitary pen earlier. Initial reports noted the presence of feathers scattered across the scene but investigators have dismissed suggestions of fowl play as unfounded, concluding that Holstein’s death was an unfortunate case of bovine intervention.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dutch MPs want citizens to own the copyright to their faces⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Litigious parents, take note: courts typically recognize that children are derivative works. Their appearances tend to fall under fair use, please don’t waste our time and yours trying to sue them for infringement.