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- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 9 hours ago:
I think they’re great the way they are but maybe somebody will remake Total Recall again with her as Mary.
- Comment on This sentence just started a moment ago and now it's already over! 14 hours ago:
Why was the little ink drop crying?
Because his mother was in the pen and he didn’t know how long the sentence would be.
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 14 hours ago:
Reminds me of the workstation from
“Halle Berry’s Breasts: The Movie”Swordfish. - Comment on Why do people call Michael's house from GTA 5 a mansion? 1 day ago:
Their other post was taken down a few days ago. You can see the title in OP’s modlog.
- Comment on Public restrooms in Osaka to get in-stall video screens with ads 1 day ago:
I’ll take the ads but only because the next step up this escalation ladder is adding cameras and almost nobody wants that.
- Comment on Lazy rainy day in bed today 2 days ago:
Hemorrhoids aren’t built in a day.
- Comment on What is likely to happen when/if trump dies? 4 days ago:
Heard she was road tripping with Jimmy Hoffa and D.B. Cooper.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
Yeah, chav.
- Comment on The difference is real 5 days ago:
- Comment on Penta Pasta 5 days ago:
Waritama / confetti ball.
Waritama are large, spherical decorations that split in half to release confetti, streamers, balloons, etc.
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An emoji depicting a waritama, called Confetti Ball (🎊), was introduced with the October 2010 release of Unicode 6.0. - Comment on how is lemmy funded? 6 days ago:
github.com/LemmyNet/lemmy#support--donate (Lemmy development) or check the sidebar of a specific instance to see if they accept donations toward hosting costs.
- Comment on Why don't they just take the alt route? 1 week ago:
They’re a bunch of Hormuzphobes.
- Comment on When does it start to feel good? 1 week ago:
Once negotiations are able to arrive at a pro-state solution.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
- Comment on God's thicc juicy ass 2 weeks ago:
There was already a bunch of art focused on his son around that time so the ninja turtle guy chose to show us the moon.
- Comment on My glasses 2 weeks ago:
Going for “I see you” with a plausible but bullshit unit name but yours works too. Maybe they keep getting into accidents and landing in the ICU because of poor eyesight.
- Comment on No gas? 2 weeks ago:
Ineffective, unnecessary censorship for engagement baiting is a trend that needs to get un-alived.
- Comment on My glasses 2 weeks ago:
It’s measuring in Imperial Corrective Units (ICU).
- Comment on Anyone remember that "First is the worst, second is the best" rhyme kids used to do? Where did that come from? 2 weeks ago:
Some kid who spends their time coming up with rhymes instead of getting good at running fast, probably.
- Comment on My glasses 2 weeks ago:
Hindsight is 20/20.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
If you drink coffee, avoid it after 11:AM.
It’s always before 11 AM somewhere.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
First, you need to seek out information on a serious crime. Once you have gathered enough evidence, get in touch with law enforcement and trade it for a new identity through one of those witness protection deals. You’ll have to leave your name, devices, and family behind but severing all links with the old you should be enough to get back on Reddit for a little while. Repeat as necessary.
Or move on.
- Comment on We Just Lost Earth’s “Parasol” – And Warming Is About to Accelerate. | Just Have A Think 2 weeks ago:
Nadeko link / Invidious host selection
If you want to get fancy with it, you could have your browser replace YouTube links with the Invidious host selection page or one of the specific options it offers.
- Comment on Every single time. 2 weeks ago:
She’s impressed by your maximum-strength bowels.
- Comment on Fr Fr 3 weeks ago:
I’d still do the abdomen-pressing in the interest of showmanship but in my experience, it’s much easier to stuff a solved cube up there ahead of time. Lets you focus on the crowd work instead of cube state.
- Comment on Belt Holster for USB Power Supply 3 weeks ago:
Next iteration: flame-activated, spring-powered emergency eject system. Thinking of that Chinese EV that responds to thermal runaway by trying to take out bystanders with burning batteries. No witnesses, no embarrassing news story.
- Comment on Game over 3 weeks ago:
Keep an eye out for another spice-related pun opportunity, your thyme will come.
- Comment on Game over 3 weeks ago:
Unbayleafable.
- Comment on challenge: impossible 4 weeks ago:
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