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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Understanding your target audience when marketing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Going from shampoo to ram poo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not 100% certain but this looks like one of those cases where a commenter jokingly says that they feel personally attacked but mean that they agree with what was said. Playing at oversensitivity for comedic effect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poland orders closure of Russian consulate in Krakow, citing arson attack blamed on Moscow⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like an armed attack on a NATO member.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks like i'll have to start hating everyone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t I just have eternal damnation instead? Sacre bleu!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gardening idea⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  cactus cock

  Cocktus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncultured⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shoelace foreskins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When New Jersey Switches Prison Tablet Companies, I’ll Lose 10 Years of Family Memories⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The guy he killed lost 24 years of memories.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trans women should be allowed in sports, but with strict limitations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  devisions

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  Undee

  Under

  Ober

  Over

  devision

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trans women should be allowed in sports, but with strict limitations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  devisions

  Divisions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Catholic dating culture often mistaken for incel-style pessimistic desperation?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not mistaken, no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every phone call⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I wanted to read my e-mails out loud, I’d record that and attach the .mp3 file. There is almost never a reason to call me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things are getting really crazy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But then the new guy reads the incantation wrong so we get another dumb thing for real instead. Great job, Frank, this is why nobody likes you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread is probably the oldest human invention⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Crab is older and some day, crab will be new again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CrowdSec vs Fail2Ban - What to use?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  RFC 1149 compatibility is expected in an upcoming release, keep an eye out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CrowdSec vs Fail2Ban - What to use?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  CrowSec, it’s not one that you mentioned but once they locate the source of the malicious traffic, they send out a murder of trained attack birds to resolve the issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facebook Allegedly Detected When Teen Girls Deleted Selfies So It Could Serve Them Beauty Ads⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The kind of person whose past probably includes more than a few vivisected animals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've made a community for lichen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t realize they used the same pluralization rule as oxen but my phylactery is ready.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve still got one hooked up to a machine that’s old enough to vote. Worked last time I used it too but it’s been about 5 years since then. OP could send me the diskette like I’m one of those mail-in photo development studios from the days of ubiquitous film cameras. Gotta upgrade the printer first though and I hate dealing with printers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I’m undecided on this one so figured I’d leave it open to interpretation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Intense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's worth the trip.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, just some lakes and things. Don’t get me wrong, they’re nice and all but Oklahoma’s a landlocked state.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's worth the trip.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I went there once, it was OK.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on who’s on board and what I’m flying into.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there any lemmy instance that's truly liberal enough to tolerate a completely divergent point of view ? The EU norms are not for me, and I'm also far far away from the MAGA politics of USA !!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Juan 👍⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a British comedy game show called Would I Lie to You? with panelists who are either trying to deceive each other or figure out whether what they’re being told is true or a lie. Sounded like some overlap in the ideas and I can’t resist the allure of a relevant one-character title change.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Juan 👍⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If the segment is not called “Would AI Lie To You?”, they’ve missed a golden opportunity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Juan 👍⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In Martian deserts, you can’t remember your name
  'Cause there ain’t no air to go to your brain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.