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- Comment on How can I improve this? It's my current living and bedroom. 2 days ago:
A fake one though so you don’t have to take care of it.
- Comment on It's the thing from the thing 2 days ago:
You can tell they really paid attention in history class but got the wrong message out of it.
- Comment on Those posts for little home gadgets that show up on social media, kinda like "as seen on tv" stuff but since it's tiktok/insta and other such sites, what would those be called? 4 days ago:
The term is advertisement (or “ad”).
- Comment on There are major holes in this theory 4 days ago:
Not to mention the cumulative years I’ve spent traveling the roads without a single iceberg in sight but somehow the Titanic finds one within a week of leaving port (and at night, no less)? Color me skeptical.
- Comment on Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4? 1 week ago:
I’ll make a nice meal and reflect on what’s driving us further from the country we’re supposed to be. Thinking of it more like memorial day until there’s something to celebrate again.
- Comment on Just keep typing, wage slaves 1 week ago:
It’s a cost-saving measure, suits figure the rank-and-file will start bringing in support pillars from home. Sort of like a potluck approach to structural integrity but much safer than a regular potluck.
- Comment on Hell 4 weeks ago:
“No.”
Crisis averted, can get back to fixing things now. The only way you’re getting me on the phone is if there’s some audio component to the problem (alarm buzzers or tones they aren’t able to identify) that isn’t easy to explain in text. Other than that, there are usually just a handful of common issues and you can tell which path we’re going down after a sentence or two of their description.
- Comment on Don't Look Up 5 weeks ago:
I’d watch this Red Dawn reboot.
- Comment on I am not a builder… but that does not seem right 1 month ago:
It’s okay, they’re using that special load-bearing drywall.
- Comment on Understanding your target audience when marketing 1 month ago:
Going from shampoo to ram poo.
- Comment on i broke 1 month ago:
I’m not 100% certain but this looks like one of those cases where a commenter jokingly says that they feel personally attacked but mean that they agree with what was said. Playing at oversensitivity for comedic effect.
- Comment on Poland orders closure of Russian consulate in Krakow, citing arson attack blamed on Moscow 1 month ago:
Sounds like an armed attack on a NATO member.
- Comment on Looks like i'll have to start hating everyone 1 month ago:
Can’t I just have eternal damnation instead? Sacre bleu!
- Comment on Gardening idea 1 month ago:
cactus cock
Cocktus.
- Comment on Uncultured 1 month ago:
Shoelace foreskins.
- Comment on When New Jersey Switches Prison Tablet Companies, I’ll Lose 10 Years of Family Memories 1 month ago:
The guy he killed lost 24 years of memories.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
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- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
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- Comment on Is Catholic dating culture often mistaken for incel-style pessimistic desperation? 2 months ago:
It’s not mistaken, no.
- Comment on Every phone call 2 months ago:
If I wanted to read my e-mails out loud, I’d record that and attach the .mp3 file. There is almost never a reason to call me.
- Comment on Things are getting really crazy. 2 months ago:
But then the new guy reads the incantation wrong so we get another dumb thing for real instead. Great job, Frank, this is why nobody likes you.
- Comment on Bread is probably the oldest human invention 2 months ago:
Crab is older and some day, crab will be new again.
- Comment on CrowdSec vs Fail2Ban - What to use? 2 months ago:
RFC 1149 compatibility is expected in an upcoming release, keep an eye out.
- Comment on CrowdSec vs Fail2Ban - What to use? 2 months ago:
CrowSec, it’s not one that you mentioned but once they locate the source of the malicious traffic, they send out a murder of trained attack birds to resolve the issue.
- Comment on Facebook Allegedly Detected When Teen Girls Deleted Selfies So It Could Serve Them Beauty Ads 2 months ago:
The kind of person whose past probably includes more than a few vivisected animals.
- Comment on I've made a community for lichen 2 months ago:
Didn’t realize they used the same pluralization rule as oxen but my phylactery is ready.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I’ve still got one hooked up to a machine that’s old enough to vote. Worked last time I used it too but it’s been about 5 years since then. OP could send me the diskette like I’m one of those mail-in photo development studios from the days of ubiquitous film cameras. Gotta upgrade the printer first though and I hate dealing with printers.
- Comment on Disney wolves 2 months ago:
Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I’m undecided on this one so figured I’d leave it open to interpretation.
- Comment on Disney wolves 2 months ago:
Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).
- Comment on Disney wolves 2 months ago:
It’s like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.