Slovene

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A priest is the only employee who actually HAS to drink on the job.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought about wine tasters but then I thought “don’t they usually spit it out?” But yeah. Also probably food critics.

• A priest is the only employee who actually HAS to drink on the job.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good news. :)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With Blackjack. And hookers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh so it’s a pop-up book?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are stardust.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am nuclear waste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or maybe they mean John Hurt in Alien?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello girl!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I chuckled 🤷

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does this mean?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Starch masks avoided.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do what you love⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  🫡 Majors …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK | Man arrested in dawn raid after sharing Facebook posts backing Palestine Action⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been sitting on the toilet too long writing this now so that’ll do, but here’s some more reading if you wish:

  🤣

  I bet your legs have fallen asleep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teddybears - Punkrocker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s for the greater good.

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jump on in.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And cooked like spinach. And made into a tea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google President Praised MAGA Speech Slamming ‘Climate Extremist Agenda’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dissolved in acid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How tall is the postman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This CEO laid off nearly 80% of his staff because they refused to adopt AI fast enough. 2 years later, he says he’d do it again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  m.youtube.com/watch?v=THfBccihkVQ

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK There's a campaign to replace the distorted Mercator world map with the fairer Equal-Earth projection⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ampak Mercator je najboljši sosed. 😢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it so hard to tell kids the truth?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, would you recognize your parents from just their skeleton?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I drew it here Late Stage Of Capitalism.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not Safe For Worker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ha “steer” hehe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, jokes about rape can still be creative and funny. As long as they don’t feel forced.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marie Curie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But it’s NOT a pole, it’s a whole mountain, dumdum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else from Europe feels the same while browsing the "All" feed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  10 hours?. it’s 8.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else from Europe feels the same while browsing the "All" feed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Git gud

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else from Europe feels the same while browsing the "All" feed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Seriously, why are they considered different continents? Let’s just be Eurasia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else from Europe feels the same while browsing the "All" feed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump will probably give Alaska to Putin tomorrow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to 2FA your kidneys.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ┬⁠─⁠┬⁠ノ⁠(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠ノ⁠)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priority seating indeed.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Batman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priority seating indeed.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pegnart and gregnant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  💀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because this is a science memes page and because I’ve just noticed your instance, I’m not gonna go into it.