Slovene
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- Comment on Battle Bun 1 week ago:
Yeah, you’d still need some powerful weapons to take one on. Like a holy hand grenade or something.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 2 weeks ago:
Why, when this thing makes it easier? Unless you have a spoon with a round handle.
- Comment on Never tried it but it sounds like fun 2 weeks ago:
Glazing also coming up.
- Comment on Actual theft 2 weeks ago:
Speaking of beer commercials, who can forget an old classic m.youtube.com/watch?v=1hYEKXE-4d0
- Comment on Actual theft 2 weeks ago:
Fry already downloaded a cute movie star. I mean, will have already downloaded her.
- Comment on American exceptionalism 2 weeks ago:
No, it’s an actual thing. My parents also soak tobacco in water and then use it in their garden. But I don’t know if it actually does anything or not because I’m also too lazy to look it up
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 2 weeks ago:
Everyone except Forest.
- Comment on When ducks fly here illegally from Canada 3 weeks ago:
I don’t know what they did, but they need that cop in Sandford, Gloucestershire.
- Comment on What's the best way to answer someone who accuses you of being a bot because they don't like what you have to say? 3 weeks ago:
Just run your rebuttal.exe
- Comment on I like kiwi 4 weeks ago:
Does that go for the fruit as well as the bird?
- Comment on Samsung reveals first tri-fold phone 4 weeks ago:
😲 Zorro is real!
- Comment on Samsung reveals first tri-fold phone 4 weeks ago:
*foldable tablet that can also make calls
- Comment on Learning moderation 4 weeks ago:
Good point. Sound reasoning.
- Comment on Learning moderation 4 weeks ago:
Then how are you able to sit like that? 🤔
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 4 weeks ago:
And replace the locomotive with a Delorean.
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 4 weeks ago:
I’m a steampunk girl
In a steampunk world
It’s not a big big thing if you steam me
- Comment on Honestly wtf? 4 weeks ago:
Heard what?
- Comment on We've done it, boys 4 weeks ago:
It’s because of all the wokeness.
- Comment on Big seller with beginners to help sharpen their skills 4 weeks ago:
“Go eat a bag of dicks”
- Comment on I’ll just be over here… 4 weeks ago:
That’s not an argument, it’s just contradiction!
- Comment on JD, you dog. 5 weeks ago:
That’s only an ocelittle.
- Comment on OnLy tWo eLemEnTs 5 weeks ago:
In my case sex is imaginary. 😕
- Comment on An Idea That I Could Get Behind 1 month ago:
You m ean keming
- Comment on A priest is the only employee who actually HAS to drink on the job. 2 months ago:
I thought about wine tasters but then I thought “don’t they usually spit it out?” But yeah. Also probably food critics.
- Submitted 2 months ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 8 comments
- Comment on Good news. :) 3 months ago:
With Blackjack. And hookers.
- Comment on Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House? 3 months ago:
Oh so it’s a pop-up book?
- Comment on You are stardust. 3 months ago:
I am nuclear waste.
- Comment on Uhm 3 months ago:
Or maybe they mean John Hurt in Alien?
- Comment on Hello girl!! 3 months ago:
I chuckled 🤷