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- Comment on Onion 3 days ago:
Onyo
- Comment on They're sleepy after being fingered for hours 4 days ago:
What ladies? They’re hooers. They let my friends finger them too.
- Comment on They're sleepy after being fingered for hours 4 days ago:
What?! I wasn’t fingering A minor! Calm down!
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- Comment on Prices are out of control 6 days ago:
From a lemon stealing whore?
- Comment on We pink inside too :( 1 week ago:
Yup. It doesn’t matter if a woman is black or white or whatever, they’re all pink on the inside where it matters. 😏 I’m talking about brains, of course.
- Comment on Night shift ER visitors 1 week ago:
He HAD to use corkscrew pasta … 🫤
- Comment on Night shift ER visitors 1 week ago:
It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one.
- Comment on Anting 1 week ago:
Here’s the thing …
- Comment on 7.4 magnitude quake strikes off coasts of Chile and Argentina, spurring ‘tsunami alert’ 1 week ago:
The damn cancel culture is getting out of hand smh
- Comment on Found Lily and Mitch 1 week ago:
Hi, not surprised about this joke! 👋
- Comment on Found Lily and Mitch 1 week ago:
Hi, gay and five. I’m dad.
- Comment on Miss identifying someone has consequences 2 weeks ago:
I thought he was gonna give him a tiny tail on his front penis.
- Comment on CATS 2 weeks ago:
Cats
- Comment on The Circle of iLife 2 weeks ago:
That’s why the next generation earphones will be wired.
- Comment on IMF slashes world growth forecasts due to trade war 3 weeks ago:
Impossible Mission Force?
- Comment on Happens all the time to me 3 weeks ago:
Maybe it was Maybelline.
- Comment on I'm so vegan I could eat a burger and still be a vegan 3 weeks ago:
And I bet at none of these levels is it wrong to kill mosquitos.
- Comment on LG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotions 4 weeks ago:
Hopefully no IBS either.
- Comment on Keep them closed and avoid trouble 4 weeks ago:
Prangent sex dangerops?
- Comment on It's a fun new game 4 weeks ago:
You should have a cardiologist check that out.
- Comment on Trump blames Zelenskyy, Biden and Putin for war 4 weeks ago:
Thanks Obama.
- Comment on Stuck 4 weeks ago:
8%D FTFY
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
They were counting on the implication
- Comment on my dreams in colour 1 month ago:
*Interspecies erotica
- Comment on my dreams in colour 1 month ago:
… … … Why?
- Comment on Be honest and tell us what you see 1 month ago:
You mean a clown threesome.
- Comment on I've done it again... 1 month ago:
- Eat it all anyway because pasta is delicious.
- Comment on Old photos in real life 1 month ago:
Mhm, I see. Let me go do some research in my room. No calls!
- Comment on I kinda do know but I'm posting this as a joke. 1 month ago:
Gosh, mister, those beans smell delicious!