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- Comment on Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture 4 hours ago:
So chickens are out of the question
- Comment on Say it slowly. 5 hours ago:
Also “I never said he licked my asshole” can mean I implied it heavily.
- Comment on 6 hours ago:
Why did I watch it all the way through tho
And I had to watch an ad for ketamine before it, this timeline is weird.
- Comment on Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic 6 hours ago:
Ooooh you have to do a double pour to get that angle, and remember to use an old throwaway gun if you’re going to do a gun aspic, it’s a 50/50 chance it’ll ever fire right again. You can reuse the gun in another aspic tho
- Comment on What even is money at this point 1 day ago:
People keep making the point that in the worst of the depression, they were giving away tableware to just get people in the stores.
The CEO of McDonalds is currently lobbying the White House to raise the minimum wage. Saying there’s a “two track economy” and point out stratification. Curious.
They’re noticing they squeezed us too hard, not just as consumers but as a class. To the point where it’s eating their sales now. So they’ll adjust it just high enough that we keep bleeding for them.
Breadcrumbs.
- Comment on *A clean colon is like driving on a country road on a sunny day...* 1 day ago:
My elderly neighbor doesn’t exactly follow rules. She had a colonoscopy earlier this year. They sent her home because she “wasn’t clean.” She had to repeat the process later, and I can’t imagine she was a Sunny Country Road, but they at least completed the exam that time. I am still mortified for her, my first colonoscopy was last year, I spent a full day on the toilet prepping. Nearly slept in the bathtub.
- Comment on NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE 2 days ago:
I have yet to find a way to explain to my dog that he must not veer off the sidewalk lest his paws get burnt.
I love the assumption there though
- Comment on NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE 2 days ago:
Ugh we have people doing that in our neighborhood and it’s godawful. I think they think they’re “xeriscaping” but this is Arkansas and the incredibly hot sun makes those rocks too hot to touch or stand on (for my doggo), kills the plants that are planted near it, etc. But they aren’t going to admit their mistake and undo it.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
I’m sure it’s antifi’s doing
- Comment on Samsung brings ads to US fridges 6 days ago:
There was a time when WiFi was actually useful in smart appliances, I have an LG washer/dryer about 7-8 years old, no touchscreens, but by WiFi you can get cycle done alerts, time checks, even remote start it. My matching fridge gives me energy conservation information, and allows me to choose a lower duty winter cycle
I like these features. IDK why the fuck I would want a fridge with a touchscreen. All the smart appliances I’ve seen in the last 5 years are just there to serve you ads and steal your data.
- Comment on Mods react as Reddit kicks some of them out again: “This will break the site” 1 week ago:
Yeah my 10+ yr account was like #340 in comment karma or some shit, I was clearly a contributor, but they banned me for nothing. Wish I would have sold it now.
- Comment on Become who you were meant to be 1 week ago:
Pictured: transcendental unacceptability
- Comment on It's always Brassica 1 week ago:
We know they follow a fractal pattern.
As do dinosaurs, which ate the big trees, and (in chicken nugget form) eat the small broccoli trees too
Nature is beautiful.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
And there’s a third way of looking at it, where people who shouldn’t have an opinion about it at all are suddenly full of right-wing talking points that don’t align with science and reality.
- Comment on DEI, more like DIED 1 week ago:
I actually find it encouraging that people still respond to “evil.” Like yeah we don’t allow people to just be openly evil anymore. That sounds like a good change.
- Comment on He died doing what he loved. 1 week ago:
Normally blood and gore makes me upset. For whatever reason, I smiled the first time I saw this video. Then the next 15 times as well.
- Comment on We must not posthumously sanitize Charlie Kirk's hateful life 1 week ago:
I’m googling it and can’t find him saying that, link?
- Comment on The McDonald's employee who called on Luigi has never received their "reward", folks chasing the 100k for Kirk may not either... 1 week ago:
From the low res photos he seems like he might be hot. Two hot shooters in a row? IDK what this means for fall and spring shooting trends, but I like it.
- Comment on RFK Jr. Blames violent video games for Mass Shootings. 2 weeks ago:
It actually galvanized people against the movement and made a younger generation more politically aware, including many probably seeing (voluntarily even) their first testimony to congress as they flipped over from MTV to CSPAN to watch some of their favorite rockers.
So yeah good call GOP
They are really in the shitter with ideas, they have a lot of levers right now, but they are truly staggering under their own weight right now. Their coalition isn’t going to last forever.
- Comment on RFK Jr. Blames violent video games for Mass Shootings. 2 weeks ago:
His office leaked his plans to link video games to behavioral issues earlier this week, so he already had the press release ready, he just swapped some words around.
- Comment on Too soon? 2 weeks ago:
If you’re part of a movement that’s taking vaccines away from babies, well, you’re evil and people are going to respond to that.
- Comment on Brad buys a house 2 weeks ago:
Yeah that’s insane, you are legally allowed to make any mark and it’s a signature. But cops are above the law, so
- Comment on Google admits the open web is in ‘rapid decline’ 2 weeks ago:
Came out of government-funded research actually. Back when we could still achieve scientific feats on behalf of our country.
- Comment on Or in 2025. Looking at you, Florida. 2 weeks ago:
Antitoxin serum!? You gonna tell me what I should put in my kids bodies? Hell no! That’s communisocialism
- Comment on Scientific unprogress... 2 weeks ago:
The periodic table is predictive. From a few elements, the rest could be projected and expected, like the Higgs-Boson. The table makes no predictions for things we cannot measure and are in fact theoretical, like dark matter which lacks any empirical evidence. Would be awesome if it did because then it wouldn’t be theoretical anymore.
- Comment on There is no good reason why there is still homelessness and poverty 2 weeks ago:
Look at game theory. We have 300m+ Americans operating primarily out of their own self-protection. They’re lied to about what that means. They are divided beyond repair.
3% of the US population protested in July, that wasn’t enough. What would be enough for a revolution you think? How would that go?
- Comment on bro who tf invented the SPOON 💀 like u see a puddle and thought “yeah imma scoop that” 2 weeks ago:
Some say this is just a coverup story for the murder of the ladle inventor whose family in Kilkenny still claim rightful ownership of that patent, but today arguing with Big Spoon is just asking for it
- Comment on Trump posted this in Truth. 2 weeks ago:
They have royal pie takers who, according to the Magna Carta, have to stand in.
- Comment on Age Verification Is A Windfall for Big Tech—And A Death Sentence For Smaller Platforms 2 weeks ago:
I’m in this weird middle ground where I hate FB with a passion and it depresses me every time I log in, but I need to create a personal brand for my business (and to get laid, who am I kidding) and honestly I’m thinking about getting one of my friends to run it for me, which seems weird but
- Comment on Well, shit. 2 weeks ago:
You know how we installed that system and have been waiting for a chance to see how it works