yermaw
@yermaw@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Im curious what they will come up with 13 hours ago:
Nothing they can possibly write could be much more surreal or offensive than reality.
- Comment on Is it normal I feel embarrassed about being female sometimes because of feminine smells I don't want to be associated with? 1 day ago:
You would know if you smelt it. I think its something medical. In my entire life ive only known one girl who smelled like it and it was fucking horrible. She was always clean too so its not like she was just dirty.
Maybe theres an incredibly mild smell that only some people can pick up on due to a weird gene or something, but I’m pretty sure the problem is exaggerated for the memes.
- Comment on Islandium 1 day ago:
Not that it matters, but that it worked.
- Comment on You must tell me, please! 1 day ago:
Never mind Jesus, we could have had Iron Man
- Comment on Some people think because human history exists on a macro level they play some part in shaping it because they made a meme once. 3 days ago:
- Comment on Some people think because human history exists on a macro level they play some part in shaping it because they made a meme once. 3 days ago:
Yeah if you go back in time 10,000 years and step on an ant, you might dramatically alter the future so we’d be up to WW6 by now and its pronounced “al-yoo-min-ee-um” everywhere on the planet.
Stepping on that ant today though? Pfft. Just an ant. Fuck it.
- Comment on Bunch of lads 3 days ago:
Dont murder me for being an uncultured swine, but this is the first time im seeing that bridge in the bottom image and I am in love with the style.
- Comment on Would we be seeing these emails involving Epstein if they were all using E2EE email service? 3 days ago:
After seeing the state of some of the emails I wont be surprised to find the password was taped to the monitor. And was also “Guest”
- Comment on spagung adventures #18 3 days ago:
What UI / HUD / Whatever is that on the last panel? I feel like it should be familiar to me but it just isnt.
- Comment on What is the definitive way to play certain games? 4 days ago:
Aaaaand saved. Thanks!
- Comment on People espousing that unions don't work should have a look at police unions. 4 days ago:
- Comment on My muddahs wake. Jeeshush Chrisht! 4 days ago:
Subtitles often include sound effects.
[NOO NOO SLURPING] etc
- Comment on GTA: San Andreas's Original PC Version Can Now Be Beaten in Just an Hour Thanks to the Weirdest Skip You've Ever Seen 4 days ago:
But can you do it on a guitar hero controller?
- Comment on De-Escalating Social Media 5 days ago:
Right. Listen. Next time I get an emulator going, right, if Mario says “Hot pickle!” And i can’t unhear it, I’m gonna come for you.
- Comment on World's largest particle accelerator begins warming thousands of local French residents with waste energy from the 16-mile Large Hadron Collider 6 days ago:
Better late than never
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Never make another shitposter cry
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
I can see how it’s in poor taste, but it fits the description pretty well.
- Comment on Can't block this 6 days ago:
- Comment on Bri'ish Cuisine 6 days ago:
Yep you go tell them how thats stupid, then they use their sock-puppet account to defend themselves obnoxiously to farm so much more engagement and revenue than any respectable contribution to society they could ever achieve through honest methods.
- Comment on What is immersion to you? 1 week ago:
how much time has passed and measuring the discrepancy
By this metric, Oblivion was right in the top 3 slot for me. Started playing Friday straight after work, and ended up being late for work Monday morning, no sleep.
In that period also nearly burned my house down - got hungry, put noodles on pot, went back to play for 5 minutes while they cooked. Got hungry, went to put noodles on, saw that I already did that and they were on fire.
- Comment on “IG is a drug”: Internal messages may doom Meta at social media addiction trial 1 week ago:
My youtube is used exclusively by my toddler, with me seeing about 10 videos a month. It pushes me AI generated sprunky and brainrot bullshit.
- Comment on GOG job listing for a Senior Software Engineer notes "Linux is the next major frontier" 1 week ago:
50 shades of grAI
- Comment on I hope hell is like a microwave so if you find the right spot, you're ok 1 week ago:
But what about a hell-sized microwave
- Comment on smh 1 week ago:
You’re supposed to look at it and go “what a fool” except he isnt.
- Comment on I would also be confused 1 week ago:
Its so easy to spot people who’ve been banned from reddit one too many times
- Comment on Do people eat this? 1 week ago:
Ive had it a couple of times, for a laugh, while broke as a joke. Only just discovered that i didnt invent it though.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Imagine sitting at the wrong end of the glory hole thinking you can laugh at anyone
- Comment on Soda pop 1 week ago:
Control those shitposts
- Comment on How?!? 1 week ago:
Covid price gouging when youre needing a poo
- Comment on Spong Berb Adventures #10 1 week ago:
I cant work out if these are brilliant or just stupid.
