yermaw
@yermaw@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Once again, looking for PS2 game suggestions! 4 hours ago:
If you can get a webcam working for Eyetoy games, we played a fuckton of the window cleaning game. Even though its objectively shit.
- Comment on kya 4 hours ago:
The mirror will still get you fucked for creating hazards I bet, but if it only works when the hazard already exists, morally youre in the clear.
- Comment on I wonder what game they're trying to play 1 day ago:
No help to them now, especially on PS, but the xbox 360 had a game just for this. Well, for neck massages, wink.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
Its quite concerning that I couldn’t immediately tell. Granted, I dont have much experience watching birds get quadcopter rides to compare it to but still
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
How long until that un/lucky thing gets its neck sliced by the blades?
- Comment on I can't find a single decent bedtime story online. 90% of the articles are AI slop. 1 day ago:
Every website ive found for bedtime stories has been bullshit. Ads loading in the middle popping the screen around, popup ads that take you to another page completely whether you like it or not, asking you about cookies again like 4 times.
Just fuck off, modern Internet. Fuck right off.
- Comment on what's a good answer to placate the c-suite if you're accused of lacking motivation and being unfriendly? 2 days ago:
Depends what job its for. I really really struggle saying im passionate about sweeping floors, or that scrubbing toilets has been a dream of mine since I was a nipper.
I would assume anyone telling me that is bullshitting.
- Comment on PVP 2 days ago:
Remember, blob guy, its not your fault that you didnt win the game - its that little fucking bitch ass noon piece of shit that thinks running a dotspec abso on mid against aoe spamza raid with 2 speefo, and youre totally justified in wishing awful diseases on their whole family.
- Comment on Everybody is fine with celebrities like Whoopi Goldberg making up fake names for themselves, but when someone chooses a name for themselves to suit their gender identity it's suddenly a problem 2 days ago:
Not a gender-identity thing, but I met my best friend when I was 12. We didnt have any classes together so I never heard his name called out in the register.
Wasn’t until we were having a drink at 18 that I realised I didnt actually know his real name.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Im going to have to save this post and study it again when ive got more attention span. I fucking love it when numbers get weird. Thanks a lot!
- Comment on What are some of your favorite Master System memories? 3 days ago:
Crazy golf game
- Comment on Trivago 4 days ago:
- Comment on Spokesperson 4 days ago:
He did a half decent cover of sweet home alabama? I think?
- Comment on Updates to Xbox Game Pass: Introducing Essential, Premium, and Ultimate Plans - Xbox Wire [prices going up] 4 days ago:
Some have even left while they still have early access plastered all over it. When you load them they say "this is a work in progress and doesnt necessarily reflect the finished product.
I think “cool. I’ll play that when its finished because its a good concept” then its leaving gamepass.
Fuck you im not paying to be a beta tester. You should be paying me if anything.
- Comment on Is anyone NOT steaming their Music? 4 days ago:
Idk, my wife pays for it so I use it. Easier to use the family subscription then continue sailing the seas. If the price gets too much I’ll take the helm back as captain of entertainment.
- Comment on What's the most offensive word I can use that isn't a slur? 5 days ago:
You could go full British. “You absolute/complete/total (any noun)”
You absolute sponge.
You complete brick.
You total signpost.
Its all in the delivery. Say it with enough malice and anything is an insult.
- Comment on Former BioWare lead writer reads the runes on EA-Saudi deal and speculates that 'guns and football' are in, 'gay stuff' is out, and the venerable RPG studio may be for the chop 5 days ago:
Im hoping so. We don’t have the receipts to show them. Were just grandpa’s who yearn for the good old days and we just dont get it.
- Comment on Former BioWare lead writer reads the runes on EA-Saudi deal and speculates that 'guns and football' are in, 'gay stuff' is out, and the venerable RPG studio may be for the chop 5 days ago:
I really cant wait for this generation of kids to grow up and start dealing with bills and shit. The moment they learn the true value of money this whole trend of buying lootboxes and packing players will die on its arse so fast.
I just hope theres some fly on the wall footage of the boards faces when they realise.
- Comment on 1919 (correctly) 1 week ago:
We decided that ringtone were bullshit exactly when we had the option to have any sound imaginable for free.
- Comment on How much grams? 1 week ago:
How does one get started getting paid to talk about videos that other people make?
- Comment on [Whitelight] You Don't Hate Remasters Enough 1 week ago:
Crepuscular bats around
- Comment on [Whitelight] You Don't Hate Remasters Enough 1 week ago:
Didn’t watch the video, because cba, but remasters have their place if theyre warranted. PS1/N64 era games for instance. Maybe PS2/Xbox.
360/PS3 onwards do not need it.
- Comment on Preppers helped fulfill their own prophecy 1 week ago:
In OPs defence, they tend to have a lot of guns. That creates implications in my mind, even though now that I actually think about it doesn’t really mean anything.
- Comment on Unite! 1 week ago:
Up syndrome
- Comment on The Video-Game Industry Has a Problem: There Are Too Many Games 1 week ago:
Oh well, ill just stick to forums to find out about quality games.
Tap for spoiler
Surprise, dickbag! Its all guerilla marketing!
- Comment on Om nom nom 1 week ago:
Open your Tylenol lucky box to find if you’ll get the card counting superpower
- Comment on What's your favourite menu music in a game? 1 week ago:
Right about now its time to rock with the bickety Buck Bumble
- Comment on Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture 1 week ago:
Its one of those articles where you have stats that give you strokes.
I think it means 56% of born agains, and 51% of born onetimes
- Comment on How do I keep a 9 year old from constantly licking erasers and putting them in his mouth 1 week ago:
That only works for so long. My mom got special nail varnish from the doctors that was supposed to stop me chewing my nails. Properly vile rotten stuff.
I ended up developing a taste for it.
- Comment on Magic is real, we just know how it works and call it technology 1 week ago:
I like the idea that there is a God, hes just the programmer of our simulation. Magic was real, in the form of exploitable glitches, and got patched out as time went on.
