yermaw
@yermaw@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on 😐?? 2 weeks ago:
I would just quickly answer “your mom” to all of these and get to the cafeteria while lunch is still hot.
- Comment on PANIC 2 weeks ago:
It’ll all work out. Im The Hero and The Hero always wins right at the last moment. I’ve even got time to go round the drive through and place custom orders.
- Comment on Nvidia CEO Says He Gets Where The DLSS 5 Outrage Is Coming From: ‘I Don’t Love AI Slop Myself’ 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Why have I seen multiple people recently trying to say chavs didnt exist? Is this some alternate universe bollocks?
- Comment on It takes a second to realize it! 2 weeks ago:
RODNEY YA BILLLSHHHHHHH
- Comment on Worth it 2 weeks ago:
Or during
- Comment on hot girls hate fascism❤️🔥 2 weeks ago:
It could well be. We’ll never know for sure.
- Comment on Your daily Luigi post 2 weeks ago:
I can tell because of some of the pixels
- Comment on HP realizes that mandatory 15-minute support call wait times isn’t good support 2 weeks ago:
Im so glad a company finally admitted that the “we’re experiencing a higher-than-normal call volume” was just bullshit.
- Comment on Are there any story ripoffs that are actually good? 2 weeks ago:
Is Rick and Morty a cheating answer?
- Comment on Why aren't we doing this 2 weeks ago:
Literally the only issue with the plan
- Comment on The difference is real 2 weeks ago:
In Minecraft
- Comment on Guess who will be classified as an extremist by Palantir in 2030 for expressing criticism of pedophilia 3 weeks ago:
And yet it is you who is sent to the gulag
- Comment on SBA #64 3 weeks ago:
I dont either, most of these just leave me puzzled, but sometimes they tickle me exactly right. Its like a YouTubePoop in a still image.
- Comment on The internet seems to despise both the role of "Parents" and "Children"... 3 weeks ago:
People looking at me when my toddler cries and shouts and tries to run away instead of behaving perfectly in a restaurant.
People looking at me when my child behaves perfectly in the restaurant because theyre watching Ms Rachel on my phone (see above)
- Comment on We hardly remember how our parents raised us when we were newborn/infants. How can we be expected to raise our own kids after they are born ? 3 weeks ago:
I can remember how my parents raised me, and I’m going out of my way to not do it like that.
- Comment on The 10 Commandments apparently mentions absolutely nothing about protecting children from abuse. 3 weeks ago:
Real quick Google, absolutely none of this information vetted so take it with a pinch of salt.
10 commandments written around 1300-1600 BCE. Average life expectancy 20-35 years.
You’re not an adult for very long before you snuff it, and if you wanna have kids you gotta start as early as possible.
- Comment on Is trying weed edibles worth it? 3 weeks ago:
Last I saw pop science was saying it increases your risk of mental health problems by a shitload if youre under 21 or 25 or something, so try it at your own risk, but as a general rule I would advise weed over alcohol 100% of the time.
Prepare for potential paranoia/anxiety spikes while high, and surround yourself with comfort and people you trust. Its fun times.
- Comment on ShitpostID: 4185519047 3 weeks ago:
Petition to rename the beverage “Annie’s boobs”
- Comment on What a nice blue and black dress. 3 weeks ago:
I cant believe who gave a shit in the first place.
- Comment on Sam Altman Thanks Programmers for Their Effort, Says Their Time Is Over 3 weeks ago:
To every developer/programmer/coder/engineer/whatever that gets laid off in favour of AI soon, keep your skills up. Keep learning. The time is coming when they’ll need you back to fix it. Remember to price yourself to make up for loss of earnings in the interim and then some
- Comment on I'm not a doctor, nor have I played one on TV. 3 weeks ago:
$300 an hour? Say hello to Dr GPTs new human avatar.
- Comment on Street Fighter 6’s Latest DLC Ending Is Upsetting Fans Because Alex Marries His Sister-Cousin 3 weeks ago:
I havent paid attention to street fighter, and have played probably less than 3 hours since the SNES stopped being relevant.
What the hell has been happening here.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Last time this happened to me was my first visit to a Turkish barber. After the third what I was scared of appearing racist because he had such a strong accent, so I just said “aye pal” and gave him a thumbs up hoping that would be the end of it. Then suddenly he had a ball of fire on a stick waving it at my head.
Turns out he was offering me an ear-flame which id never heard of before. Its pretty terrifying with no warning.
- Comment on Million seconds → ~11.6 days, how much is a billion? 3 weeks ago:
Im sure we’re not designed for such massive massive massive numbers.
- Comment on My finest attire 3 weeks ago:
My wife is the main breadwinner in my house and I have no fancy clothes. I feel attacked.
- Comment on Dumb glasses 3 weeks ago:
Its not. I wish we lived in a world where we could be trusted with things like this, but we dont.
I really want a camera on my face and a HUD so I can live life more like a video game with screenshots, but we as a species have shown time and time again that we can’t behave.
Id rather nobody have one.
- Comment on Human experimentation, one way or the other. 3 weeks ago:
r strategists
- Comment on Jensen Huang says gamers are 'completely wrong' about DLSS 5 — Nvidia CEO responds to DLSS 5 backlash 3 weeks ago:
On the bright side there are more games than anybody can play in a lifetime that already exist. Sucks ass for my favourite hobby and lifelong companion from before my memory begins, but hey.
- Comment on I can't even with these people anymore 3 weeks ago:
Always this scene whenever the moon landing hoax comes up
