Jax
@Jax@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Twitch is limiting streamers to 100 hours of highlights and uploads 48 minutes ago:
I don’t, I think twitch is a cesspit and more or less functioning as propaganda.
- Comment on Twitch is limiting streamers to 100 hours of highlights and uploads 2 hours ago:
No, that’s a ridiculous assertion. What you’re saying is that streamers just get money simply for existing, are you serious?
The streamer is the content, if you don’t like that - stop watching live streams/streaming.
- Comment on Twitch is limiting streamers to 100 hours of highlights and uploads 3 hours ago:
No you’re buying the content, which is the person. I’m not debating this with you.
- Comment on Twitch is limiting streamers to 100 hours of highlights and uploads 5 hours ago:
They have every obligation to their subscribers. Streamers are professional beggars, suggesting that they have no obligation to their viewers/subs is kind of ridiculous.
- Comment on Current chain of command 21 hours ago:
Unless he dies, as human shields tend to do - which I believe is the point.
- Comment on Hades II - The Warsong Update Trailer 1 day ago:
Yeah, it’s easier to make decisions when you don’t have to think about them anymore.
- Comment on Avowed is the most fun I’ve have had since Skyrim! 2 days ago:
I’m sorry but I genuinely don’t care what game journalists think. Their opinions are about as valuable as mud, and at least I can grow plants from mud.
Every single discussion I see searching up on Google ‘is Outer Worlds good’ are sponsored reviews from people who got the game for free, or B average reviews from people who got the game for dirt cheap. When I find what real people have to say about Outer Worlds, it’s almost unanimous that it was bad.
- Comment on Avowed is the most fun I’ve have had since Skyrim! 2 days ago:
No, there wasn’t - Skyrim is the video game equivalent of makeup on an otherwise uninteresting individual. Might seem pretty at first, but the lack of depth or meaning dulls any beauty.
- Comment on Avowed is the most fun I’ve have had since Skyrim! 2 days ago:
Yeah that doesn’t track at all with what I remember people saying, and what I remember thinking myself.
I distinctly remember people citing the repetitive gameplay, short campaign, shallow choices, etc. I’m not sure why it was ever a GOTY contender, but there simply never was any way it would ever beat a game like Sekiro. It’s likely that “new Obsidian RPG” drove any hype surrounding the game.
- Comment on So, is the USA screwed? 2 days ago:
Are you… are you being serious?
- Comment on I miss myspace 3 days ago:
Art imitates life
- Comment on A balanced diet is important 5 days ago:
I’m a man and I have to remind my girlfriend to put the toilet seat down. No she does not stand up to pee. Generalizations are stupid.
- Comment on A bit rubbery... 2 weeks ago:
It’s just a picture of Jack Daniels
- Comment on This is America 2 weeks ago:
Crickets
I can really sense how little of a shit you give.
- Comment on This is America 2 weeks ago:
You gave enough of a shit to bitch and moan in the first place, so which is it? Do you recognize that your contribution to the topic is worthless, or do you think you’re somehow above it all - a shining example of a human we should all strive to be like?
Fair warning, I am going to record myself laughing at you if you point to the second perspective. Like, HAHAHAHA fucking Ganondorf laughing.
- Comment on This is America 2 weeks ago:
The people using the language don’t give a shit if you’re mad that U.S. arrogance is the reason the U.S. is referred to as America. Language is to be used to send a message, not dance around 16 topics hoping you can finally manage to vomit out whatever it is you’re trying to say.
- Comment on Extremely Rare Nintendo GameCube Prototype Listed for $100,000 on eBay 2 weeks ago:
Paid by big bold to bold more
- Comment on New No Man's Sky update adds walkable gas giants among "trillions" of new planets, just in case you were running out 3 weeks ago:
Ok, so we’re going in circles now?
If the work they’ve put in since hasn’t won you over, great - do other things with your time. If I were you I’d keep in mind that you aren’t perfect either.
- Comment on Destiny 2 Has Lost Massive Amount Of Steam Players Since Last June 1 month ago:
Yeah, I quit with Lightfall.
Sorry, but ‘The Witness’ was never anything other than a hamfisted attempt to create some kind of big bad. Bungie genuinely believed they could piggyback off of Destinys success and pivot into different IPs. I immediately lost all faith that I had given my money to the right people.
I feel petty, but I am glad they failed. I wanted Destiny to succeed, and Bungie made it very clear that it was never going to.
- Comment on what was the last game you played in 2024? 1 month ago:
Zephon
- Comment on Give us your best infodump. 2 months ago:
Which, ironically, defeats the entire purpose of science.
- Comment on Bottom of the Ocean 2 months ago:
A small lump of metal, glass, bone and maybe a little goopie bits if they got trapped does not elicit the same mental image.
- Comment on Never change, Internet. Check out his new title 2 months ago:
The only thing I hoped for in that match was for Tyson to smack the living shit out of Jake. That would have been the best outcome. That being said it was never going to end as anything other than Jake running around the ring.
Every single one of these “old vs young” fights is only meant to drive conversation about boxing. It’s a marketing ploy, not only that it’s working. Incredibly well. To say that Jake Paul is the face of boxing is not an understatement. It is a sad indication of where the sport has fallen.
That being said, they still fucking hit each other. Call it a hard sparring match, whatever. Barrios vs Ramos was solid.
- Comment on Never change, Internet. Check out his new title 2 months ago:
It’s only staged in the sense that it’s a 27 year old boxing a 58 year old. They still hit each other, it’s not like the punches were fake.
- Comment on Respect 3 months ago:
Because they aren’t interested in the flowers, they’re interested in how they look with the flowers all around them. It’s a selfish act for vain individuals.
- Comment on Respect 3 months ago:
I think we can assume that this is spring/early summer, but yeah - you aren’t wrong. I can’t see myself enjoying grass between my toes if I have to shove my bare feet through a meter of snow.
- Comment on Respect 3 months ago:
Very common, at least here in California, for there to be nice blooms of flowers that people decide to obliterate so they can take pictures for social media. By the time the 80th troglodyte traipses through the flowers, they’ve ruined it for everyone else that might enjoy them - and the flowers are fucked.
I can almost guarantee that this is the point of the comic. The only other interpretation I’ve seen that I can accept is that it’s actually about the grass between your toes, which some people dislike.
- Comment on Respect 3 months ago:
I mean, I like the feeling of grass between my toes.
- Comment on Respect 3 months ago:
Few people understand why I glare them after obliterating a perfectly nice patch of flowers.
- Comment on I hate that that happens 3 months ago:
“It is true that that’s almost never necessary.”
I can’t wrap my head around this, logically it’s still a ‘double that’ but the short form makes it palatable to read/say.