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- Comment on The Circle of iLife 1 day ago:
I did not know there were that many options. I knew they have cases because I’ve seen Erik try to sell some raycon travel case using code BIGMONEYSALVIA.
- Comment on First video of deceased Pope meeting up with Jesus 2 days ago:
So many parts of this video are hilarious and/or fucking stupid. The ending cracked me up though.
The AI glitched out the popes necklace while white Jesus was rubbing his shoulders. It makes me think the whole “welcome to heaven, let’s fly around” was him faking it in order to steal the man’s necklace. 😆
- Comment on Did the western world just suddenly go back to pretending wrestling is "real" for some reason? 3 days ago:
Facts.
- Comment on Did the western world just suddenly go back to pretending wrestling is "real" for some reason? 3 days ago:
It’s a soap opera for men. Sure the storyline is made up, but people still like being entertained.
Note, I am assuming the match was good. I haven’t watch wrestling in a while, but some of those old matches are still fun to watch.
- Comment on Find a circle that is going places 3 days ago:
Lol. I never noticed. I’m assuming you mean the paw. I had to stare for a minute to see it.
- Comment on Find a circle that is going places 4 days ago:
something about the level of enthusiasm
If you’re going for sound and enthusiasm make sure you look up grapefruit blowjob, if you hadn’t yet. Sounds like a jet-engine powered vacuum.
- Comment on Happy Easter from the POTUS 6 days ago:
I thought this was a fake post. I just found the Roman part to be a bit extra, but I can’t tell what’s real anymore.
- Comment on Happy Easter from the POTUS 1 week ago:
That’s the part that made you question his sanity?
- Comment on HELP! Im looking for a game like CIV 6 where the point is to go to war 1 week ago:
There was an old computer game Warlords. It was turned based and you can even play it online nowadays.
- Comment on I hope she found herself 1 week ago:
Are you a ginger? Do you need more time for anesthesia to take effect or for your gums to be numb after dentist shots?
I’m working on a theory that if you have a high tolerance to the numbing stuff then the edibles don’t really work for you. I know someone that tried all different edibles cause they worked at one of the stores that sold it. None of them worked, except when they really overdid it and had a whole mushroom bar. Even then it was minor. Edibles just don’t effect some people.
- Comment on Ubisoft says you "cannot complain" it shut down The Crew because you never actually owned it, and you weren't "deceived" by the lack of an offline version 2 weeks ago:
I didn’t play the new Prince of Persia because they wanted you to be logged in to play. It looked good, but there are just too many options for me to put up with shit like Ubisoft.
- Comment on Aptly named 4 weeks ago:
There are 2 types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.
- Comment on Does it make sense to buy a lifetime supply of honey? 1 month ago:
Just crush up Viagra in it and sell it as sex honey.
- Comment on Canceled Wonder Woman 'Was Gorgeous and Expansive,' Comic Book Writer Who Consulted on the Game Says 1 month ago:
Maybe make a version of the game when you aren’t a superhero and just the cleanup crew that has to fix the city afterwards. Sweep up the halls of Justice, and buff that coffee stain out of the table all without special effects.
- Comment on 4 more months and I can quit one of my part time jobs. 1 month ago:
They got those year long cruises you could get on and slam heroin in your room.
- Comment on Life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone. 1 month ago:
- Comment on Amazon is changing what is written in books 2 months ago:
This reminds me of a joke…
A new monk arrives at the monastery and is assiged to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. When he looks closer, however, he notices that they are copying copies, not the original books. The new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out to the head monk that should there be an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. “We have been copying from the copies for centuries,” says the head monk, “however, I must admit you make a very good point, my son.” The head monk then goes down to the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours pass and no one sees him, so one of the monks decides to go downstairs to look for him. When he arrives he hears loud sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old head monk leaning over one of the original books crying. “What’s wrong,” he asks the old monk. “The word is CELEBRATE!” sobs the old monk.
- Comment on MFW I have no choice but to do a bunch of fucking bullshit that I don't wanna do. 2 months ago:
You know what? You’re right, reader—I deserve a little treat.
You do deserve it damnit! I know everything is 100%, but it will never be. Just because other people made bad decisions doesn’t mean you didn’t do what you were supposed to do. It doesn’t mean you aren’t living you best life. So fuck it and treat yo self. Everybody talking shit probably sucks anyway.
- Comment on Favourite Metroid game? 2 months ago:
I would agree with Dread. It is such a a nice clean game and that last boss was an actual challenge. Many games are awesome but fumble the last boss.
Before Dread, I would say the Super Metroid on SNES, that game introduced (at least me) the wall jumps and the sprint to down boost jump thing. I always tired to saved the animals when leaving the planet, but it’s not like they were able to get off the planet, so I’m not sure if it really helped.
- Comment on Is it time to ring the alarm on internet door cameras? 2 months ago:
Nice. I feel the cycle is complete.
- Comment on Is it time to ring the alarm on internet door cameras? 2 months ago:
Is there an xkcd comic for when people find an xkcd comic for everything?
- Comment on The extremely rich would rather not have another Einstein unless they knew they could control them and it wouldn't hurt the bottom line. 2 months ago:
Yes. A couple nerds invented a way to process and manufacture steel quickly and Carnegie bought the patent and made all the steel.
It’s like way to not add anything of real value Carnegie. Anyone in his position would have said, oh let me buy that and then produce my steel faster than anyone else in the world. The only reason he had wealth to do that was luck. Someone took him under his wing as a kid and raised in up in the business/manufacturing/world. Carnegie worked hard, but he had a lot of luck.
Not to completely shit on Carnegie. He started donating some of his wealth away and tried to convince his peers to do the same. He could have been paying his workers more the whole time instead, but waiting to the end helps some workers that might have still been alive, at least.
- Comment on What is the weirdest argument you’ve overheard? 2 months ago:
- Comment on I am required to pay taxes to the US government, not elon musk running a fraudulent government agency, why should I pay? 2 months ago:
They found $4.7 bill last year in back taxes. They will find a lot less than that going after the lower income brackets.
- Comment on Dr. Stone is a refreshingly, persistently upbeat series 2 months ago:
Get excited.
But for real it reminds me of watching Mr Wizard or Beakmans World with the science stuff. Mix that with some good build up events and story telling and it’s a good show. I’m a grown ass man watching some kids anime about how the good guys always win and no one has to die. They just get healed with this or that. Just turn them to stone and have a bat shit on them. I enjoy it.
- Comment on Yeah, am I right fellas 3 months ago:
Funnily enough, I watched a movie about sex addiction called Shame.
- Comment on what was the last game you played in 2024? 3 months ago:
HK rocks! Those aspids fucking suck. I kept getting hit by them fuckers. The Trial of the Fool was tough, but the Mawleks got me nervous and jumping and that usually ends bad.
Did you open up the Hall of the Gods? You could practice on the bosses you’ve found.
- Comment on what was the last game you played in 2024? 3 months ago:
Is that the pirate cat game? That was a fun game. I love puns and cats, so I’m very biased.
- Comment on what was the last game you played in 2024? 3 months ago:
Samurai Zero. I haven’t attempted speed runs, but I just finished the game.
- Comment on USA | Bird flu detected in raw milk sold in California as fears rise of virus spreading 4 months ago:
No. The way milk get pasteurized is for speed and volume. They heat it up higher for a short amount of time to kill the baddies (and flavor). There is a slower process without as much heat and that saves some flavor, but big companies don’t use it.
