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- Comment on RFK Jr. Wants Every American to Be Sporting a Wearable Within Four Years 5 days ago:
Good ol’ wank-o-clock.
- Comment on Oh to go back... 1 week ago:
Looking forward to the future where I just think about pizza and it materializes in my mouth.
- Comment on Always there 1 week ago:
Pretty sure with the current ongoing conflicts, WWIII has already kicked off and we just haven’t fully accepted it yet.
- Comment on I'm gonna mute this one 1 week ago:
It would be nice to see shelter and support being provided, rather than a bisected bench designed to discourage the ability to comfortably lie down for a night’s rest.
- Comment on I'm gonna mute this one 1 week ago:
I suppose “populous” could be contextually nounified in niche circumstances.
- Comment on I'm gonna mute this one 1 week ago:
“No kid should ever have to sleep on the streets, so we made it borderline impossible for them to physically do so. Hopefully their bootstraps figure out someplace they can sleep, because we sure as hell didn’t. You’re welcome.”
- Comment on Priorities 1 week ago:
I just learned a prison in my municipality has its inmates train dogs.
I went looking for a sign up sheet. Found none :(
What’s the softest way to earn a stint in prison?
- Comment on Priorities 1 week ago:
Nothing wrong with it if you were, tho. Nothing wrong with you not being, tho. Nothing wrong ever. Except maybe nonconsensual anal sex, but only because it’s nonconsensual.
- Comment on Your Brain on ChatGPT: Accumulation of Cognitive Debt when Using an AI Assistant for Essay Writing Task 1 week ago:
Beans in a clay pot
- Comment on Your Brain on ChatGPT: Accumulation of Cognitive Debt when Using an AI Assistant for Essay Writing Task 1 week ago:
Slide rule
- Comment on Meta Filed a Lawsuit Against The Entity Behind a Nudify App. 2 weeks ago:
You’re from Alaska, too??!
- Comment on Meta Filed a Lawsuit Against The Entity Behind a Nudify App. 2 weeks ago:
Nah, I get that exposed flesh isn’t always comfortable or safe and the practical solution is to just steal the skin of some other animal (or convert crude oil into super soft knit fabrics). I’m just of the personal mindset that if someone is comfortable enough in their own skin that they are completely fine going about their business in the buff, that the rest of society shouldn’t lose its shit and just be like, “k whatever u do u naked person wear sunblock.”
- Comment on Meta Filed a Lawsuit Against The Entity Behind a Nudify App. 2 weeks ago:
This is a case where every other organism on earth, except for maybe the junk bug, looks at humans with a confused air of disdain. Like, why did you manufacture this intractable problem by mandating clothing and shaming nudity in the first place?
- Comment on Dogs 2 weeks ago:
Hotdogs are fine. They’re already cooked and ready to eat straight out of the package. Some might even say they’re palatable in this format. None will ever say they’re healthy.
- Comment on Cool shirt? 3 weeks ago:
The implicit desperation makes it cringe.
Possible alternative: Goth girls love me. Because I’m vulnerable and a little scared of them.
- Comment on The Think Tank Behind Project 2025 Just Published Trump's Iran War Plan 4 weeks ago:
I recommend reading The Dictator’s Handbook by Bueno de Mesquita and Smith. As CGP Grey says, no man rules alone. Even Trump has to answer to key supporters in his coalition or face an ousting.
- Comment on xkcd #3089: Modern 1 month ago:
I like how contemporary is more modern than modern.
- Comment on You raise the market value of pistachios when you peel them 1 month ago:
Your logic is isn’t cracked, but unfortunately it does nut work that way to in practice. I blame shell corporations.
- Comment on I love that maga will get the day they voted for and deserve. I hate that they dragged all the rest of us in with them. 1 month ago:
Sweet! I can’t wait to watch them have a total change of mind and heart as they realize their mistake.
- Comment on China has introduced a drone that flies like a bird. The new invention could turn the drone industry upside down 1 month ago:
So many ballistic trajectories, so much falling lead.
- Comment on China has introduced a drone that flies like a bird. The new invention could turn the drone industry upside down 1 month ago:
It’s called Neuralink.
- Comment on I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down. I just didn’t expect them to be such losers 1 month ago:
Living your life to impress other men by hating women is one of the most embarrassing things I can imagine. Looking up to any of these men for how to live your life is even sadder.
I’ve worked hard to keep these kinds of men out of my personal life, to keep them away from me, out of my goddamn sight. Now they are in my face daily, not only influencing the world for the worse but making me nauseous at how uncool and pathetic they are, on top of their other sins. It’s too much, I can’t take it, there needs to be a change.
It’s time for us to start getting revenge on the nerds.
Sounds to me like they crave attention more than anything, poor insecure past-neglected angsty man-agers they are. Depopulating their various platforms and reducing their viewership would be nice. Sucks that anyone at all would feel inclined to lend them their ears and eyes when there are far better alternatives out there.
- Comment on Why is nobody mad about TGI Fridays taking the lords name in vain? 1 month ago:
Oooo, good find! Busted.
- Comment on Why is nobody mad about TGI Fridays taking the lords name in vain? 1 month ago:
Which Greg?
- Comment on Rewarding kids for pulling their teeth out may not be one of our better ideas 1 month ago:
- Comment on Why is nobody mad about TGI Fridays taking the lords name in vain? 1 month ago:
Do they actually say what “TGI” stands for? Is there some legal document that says its full name is “Thank God It’s Friday’s”? Maybe it actually stands for “The Grumpy Intestine Friday’s”.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
The hypocrisy is unreal. I have been successfully holding onto my final shred of hope in the goodness of humankind, but this tips the scale. I give up. Now I only have despair in the badness of humunkind. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to drown my sorrow by bingeing on Napster, Scour, BitTorrent, newsgroups, and Gnutella.
- Comment on The pipeline 2 months ago:
COUGH-Applebee’s-COUGH
- Comment on ChatGPT spends 'tens of millions of dollars' on people saying 'please' and 'thank you', but Sam Altman says it's worth it 2 months ago:
Now that right there is some Buddahriffic wisdom. As someone who has destroyed a keyboard in frustrated anguish, I can say the satisfaction was dismally ephemeral and every time I found a loose key for months afterward, I felt ashamed of my impulsive and violent behavior.
Although, in the exact moment in which the keyboard exploded into shrapnel, the satisfaction was intense, although I think the novelty of the situation and the personal distraction it caused were the real source of the delight. When I turned back to my sorely inadequate and poorly behaved workstation, the feelings of frustration quickly flooded back, only worse now that I needed to find a new keyboard…and waste time cleaning up the old one.
- Comment on Tesla Slumps Below 50% Share of California's Electric Car Market 2 months ago:
That’s pretty wild and really cool to ponder. Battery placement and balancing its weight safely seems like a steep hurdle for bolt-on EV conversions.
