baguettefish

@baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  temperatures have been higher, what hasn’t happened yet is temperatures changing at such speeds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  there are social octopuses, like the larger pacific striped octopus. imo octopuses had 150 million years to rule the planet and they just weren’t good enough. skill issue. us humans only had 2-4 million years. i’d say we’re doing quite well comparatively.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Candles are the percent gift. Of the receiver doesn't like them they can set them on fire and remove the problem.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i have irritant-induced asthma and if there’s a lit candle in the room with me I breathe significantly worse and have to cough a lot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Biden Administration Policies Led to a 0% Market Share in China", Claims NVIDIA’s Jensen Huang, as He Hopes for a Breakthrough in the Region⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  no. jensen huang was born in taiwan and spent part of his childhood there but nvidia was all american right from the start

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Male Fantasies (by Nhim)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  those wands are of an adequate size, i promise. actually nobody really needs a wand that’s too long, that would be unreasonable and maybe even painful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  don’t believe companies when they tell you they don’t want all the money on the planet by any means possible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School pickup lines are wild⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In my childhood in Germany kids didn’t need to be picked up or dropped off, we either walked or took public transit (not dedicated school buses either). As far as I can tell that’s still the case where I live. It’s a very different urban design that facilitates it, and it results in more human lives in my opinion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am always prepared to move into this version of life⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  as funny as this comment is, do console wars really need to exist? does brand loyalty and basing your identity on the products you consume need to exist?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big savings⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  to be fair the dough is supposed to stay in the can where it’s safe from predators.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Quit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i think the rich have seen the avocado toast problem for a long time. that’s why they sell you avocado toast, because clearly it’s making you poor and they have too much of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real post from the official DHS account on X⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  to be fair the bible says just about everything about everything and you can interpret it in every possible and contradictory way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My fat ass got excited⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  a delicacy in fraitaly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple has REMOVED the ICEBlock app from the App Store due to “objectionable content.”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  there are technically alternative marketplaces on iOS in the EU, but they do the exact thing google is now copying off apple: apple still has to give the green light

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another one rides the bus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  still not good for the eyes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  the super straights

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The time has come! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  you’ve got an interesting imagination, but please don’t use it for evil

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I try⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This case was definitely kitty experimenting with cause and effect, I can tell by the pixels

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i love systemd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s not a power fantasy anymore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bethesda's re-releases and remasters are getting outta control.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  to be fair what has happened to oblivion is that the game still runs entirely on the old creation engine, but the renderer and all the graphics assets have been swapped for unreal engine. you get old bugs as well as new bugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Codeberg: army of AI crawlers are extremely slowing us; AI crawlers learned how to solve the Anubis challenges.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  for the biggest crypto investors it isn’t even really gambling. they use celebrities to hype a memecoin and then rug pull and split the profits harvested from the celebrity’s fans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  there’s probably some primordial vampire or anti-vampire god going through each case one by one and either letting the vampire come in or not, and it all happens in an instant. i imagine the results would change with the political ideology of said god.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are too many cases where this applies or is going to apply⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  life is like a gacha pull. you just need to reincarnate and try harder, maybe you get the coveted SSR birth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drinks shouldn’t be chewed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  boba is slightly insane but those fruity popping pearls are really good and make me feel things

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In China, delivery robots now ride the subway to restock 7-Eleven stores⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  the city is in key national focus for prototyping modernization and creating a smart city.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say it gurl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  smooth face for a smooth life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Children never lie⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  not saying it’s healthy, just that it can have good effects

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Children never lie⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  it is a way to vent, and venting/relieving stress can be pretty good. it doesn’t really solve the underlying problem and actually adds some problems of its own, but y’know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  gay thot enbies?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I prefer to isolate in a basement and drink alone, but most of the time my preferences dont matter.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  then you need to buy 6x more alcohol, which is clearly not worth it