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The forbidden fourth leche
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with seis leches. Then you’re in trouble, huh?
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
binarytobis@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wow, that was really the perfect scene to channel this energy.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
*But they, all of them, deceived
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think we can go a lot further.
Common milk producers:
Cow
Bison
Goat
Sheep
Horse
Yak
Reindeer
Common milk types:
Evaporated
Condensed
Powdered
Whole
2%
1%
Skim
By my count, we should be able to do at least cuarenta y nueve leches. Are we even trying?
starik@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Are you?
If we count whole, 2%, 1%, and skim as 4 distinct leches, what’s to stop us from creating a gradient of leches ranging from 0% to 3.25% milk fat?
Infinidad Leches
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Wouldn’t that make one giant 1.625% milk?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s a good point. It seems to be an infinite series that should converge on one value of leche. If we solve for that, we should be able to make the ultimate torta de leche, which, paradoxically, is made with only one supreme leche.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
What about condensed milk or powdered milk? Do they count as distinct leches as well?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I didn’t want to show my hand, but off the record, I’ve experimented with Norwegian beaver milk and Mongolian camel milk to achieve in vitro samples of sesenta y tres leches. Admittedly, it’s highly unstable and there have been casualties. Such is the price of progress.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
excuse me but 2%, 1% and skim are bastard milks we don’t accept those here
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oat, soy, Almond?
IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 2 months ago
The “Cuatro Leches” is like the jackasses on The Price is Right who, seeing you’ve bid $500, bids $501.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 months ago
Jackasses? Sir, that’s just good strategy. What would you do? Bid $650, just to be sportsmanlike? The Price Is Right is serious business, you either go for the throat or you go home empty handed.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
We need a full contact version of The Price is Right. Fuck bids. Earn your right to that merch with the teeth of your enemies.
NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
fuck that, i’m betting tres punto cero uno leches
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 months ago
The kind of moron who, when asked if they’d like their pizza cut into 4 or 6 slices, says “4. I could never eat six!”
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Who cuts a pizza into only four slices?
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Sometimes I fold my frozen pizza in half like a calzone and eat it like a taco.
That’s no slices.
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Great catcher tho
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
TimeNaan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dumbass eastern european here - what is Tres Leches?
moakley@lemmy.world 2 months ago
To be even more specific, it’s a Mexican dessert made of sponge cake, soaked in a mixture of three milks. Wet cake may not sound appetizing, but it’s absolutely delicious.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
A type of cake
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
In addition to the other comment, it means “3 milks” literally.
starik@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The tres leches appears to be leaching one of its leches. The quatro leches has no problem holding all of its leches, even though it has to hold one more. How are these the same price?
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Leaching leches, Batman!
Routhinator@startrek.website 2 months ago
Cuatro ~= Leches
Cuatro != Quatro
capuccino@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is three leches a thing outside of Mexico?
three@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Yes, absolutely yes.
capuccino@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m happy to hear that.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Loads of latin countries have tres leches. I prefer the Caribbean ones.
IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 2 months ago
They should be. I have never seen them anywhere in my neck of the woods, but I did find a vape juice that’s “Tres Leches” flavored. It’s pretty amazing.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t want to yuck your yum.
☹️
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
It is not in my distant country, but it sounds like it should be
starik@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It’s common in the US, where there is a large Mexican population
altasshet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
But they were all of them described, for another milk was made…
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tell me… how many leches you see.
elephantium@lemmy.world 2 months ago
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 months ago
Cuatro leches?? With this economy?
RBWells@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Coquito I call Ron con 5 leches.
Leche evaporada, leche regular, leche condensada dulce (lechera), leche de coco, y crema.
Why have 3 or 4 when you can have 5 and rum?
kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]TheRealKuni@piefed.social 2 months ago
Dulce de leche (which is essentially caramel made from milk).
So tres leches cake has whipping cream, condensed milk, and evaporated milk. Cuatro leches cake adds dulce de leche.
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Fun random fact: Mexico calls milk caramel “cajeta”. Just don’t say that word in public around Uruguay/Argentina
Tap for spoiler
It’s a vulgarism for “vulva” there
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cottage cheese
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
I thought leche was milk?
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Tres leches is a cake with condensed milk, caramel, and whipped cream. So three dairy products. It’s delicious.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So quatro leches is just a fourth diary product. I’m thinking Oaxaca cheese.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Sounds tasty.
Quique@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It is
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
La queres con toda la lecheee ehhhh chinguguencha!!!
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why is it forbidden? It’s just like tres leches cake except it’s soaked in 4 milks.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
What are the other two leches added? 🤨
JoseALerma@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Whipped cream, from the looks of it. To be fair, we didn’t say types and styles of milk were mutually exclusive
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is the fourth one my wife’s?
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Not a big cheese person, doesn’t leeches mean cheeses? 4 chessese should be a little expensive than 3, no? elifaa… (explain like im five and american) im five american cheeses
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Leche de poppy?
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Yes agreed!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Evaporated Milk
Condensed Milk
Whole Milk
A Secret Fourth Thing
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Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Leche de hombre ;)
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was hoping for poppy.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Harvey Milk
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Man milk
Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Powdered milk for more milk per milk
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Moloko plus
Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Obviously, it’s plasma milk