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The forbidden fourth leche
Submitted 1 day ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with seis leches. Then you’re in trouble, huh?
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
binarytobis@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Wow, that was really the perfect scene to channel this energy.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
*But they, all of them, deceived
Etterra@discuss.online 5 hours ago
I thought leche was milk?
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 hour ago
Tres leches is a cake with condensed milk, caramel, and whipped cream. So three dairy products. It’s delicious.
Quique@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
It is
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I think we can go a lot further.
Common milk producers:
Cow
Bison
Goat
Sheep
Horse
Yak
Reindeer
Common milk types:
Evaporated
Condensed
Powdered
Whole
2%
1%
Skim
By my count, we should be able to do at least cuarenta y nueve leches. Are we even trying?
starik@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Are you?
If we count whole, 2%, 1%, and skim as 4 distinct leches, what’s to stop us from creating a gradient of leches ranging from 0% to 3.25% milk fat?
Infinidad Leches
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I didn’t want to show my hand, but off the record, I’ve experimented with Norwegian beaver milk and Mongolian camel milk to achieve in vitro samples of sesenta y tres leches. Admittedly, it’s highly unstable and there have been casualties. Such is the price of progress.
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Wouldn’t that make one giant 1.625% milk?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s a good point. It seems to be an infinite series that should converge on one value of leche. If we solve for that, we should be able to make the ultimate torta de leche, which, paradoxically, is made with only one supreme leche.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
What about condensed milk or powdered milk? Do they count as distinct leches as well?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
excuse me but 2%, 1% and skim are bastard milks we don’t accept those here
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oat, soy, Almond?
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 day ago
The kind of moron who, when asked if they’d like their pizza cut into 4 or 6 slices, says “4. I could never eat six!”
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
Great catcher tho
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
La queres con toda la lecheee ehhhh chinguguencha!!!
Routhinator@startrek.website 22 hours ago
Cuatro ~= Leches
Cuatro != Quatro
IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 1 day ago
The “Cuatro Leches” is like the jackasses on The Price is Right who, seeing you’ve bid $500, bids $501.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 1 day ago
Jackasses? Sir, that’s just good strategy. What would you do? Bid $650, just to be sportsmanlike? The Price Is Right is serious business, you either go for the throat or you go home empty handed.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
We need a full contact version of The Price is Right. Fuck bids. Earn your right to that merch with the teeth of your enemies.
NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
fuck that, i’m betting tres punto cero uno leches
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Why is it forbidden? It’s just like tres leches cake except it’s soaked in 4 milks.
RBWells@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Coquito I call Ron con 5 leches.
Leche evaporada, leche regular, leche condensada dulce (lechera), leche de coco, y crema.
Why have 3 or 4 when you can have 5 and rum?
TimeNaan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Dumbass eastern european here - what is Tres Leches?
moakley@lemmy.world 1 day ago
To be even more specific, it’s a Mexican dessert made of sponge cake, soaked in a mixture of three milks. Wet cake may not sound appetizing, but it’s absolutely delicious.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
A type of cake
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
In addition to the other comment, it means “3 milks” literally.
starik@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
The tres leches appears to be leaching one of its leches. The quatro leches has no problem holding all of its leches, even though it has to hold one more. How are these the same price?
db2@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Leaching leches, Batman!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Tell me… how many leches you see.
elephantium@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
altasshet@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
But they were all of them described, for another milk was made…
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 day ago
Cuatro leches?? With this economy?
capuccino@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Is three leches a thing outside of Mexico?
three@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Yes, absolutely yes.
capuccino@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m happy to hear that.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Loads of latin countries have tres leches. I prefer the Caribbean ones.
starik@lemmy.zip 23 hours ago
It’s common in the US, where there is a large Mexican population
IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 1 day ago
They should be. I have never seen them anywhere in my neck of the woods, but I did find a vape juice that’s “Tres Leches” flavored. It’s pretty amazing.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t want to yuck your yum.
☹️
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
It is not in my distant country, but it sounds like it should be
kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What’s the fourth milk Sofía? What is the fourth milk?
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 1 day ago
Dulce de leche (which is essentially caramel made from milk).
So tres leches cake has whipping cream, condensed milk, and evaporated milk. Cuatro leches cake adds dulce de leche.
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Fun random fact: Mexico calls milk caramel “cajeta”. Just don’t say that word in public around Uruguay/Argentina
Tap for spoiler
It’s a vulgarism for “vulva” there
db2@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Cottage cheese
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Is the fourth one my wife’s?
altphoto@lemmy.today 20 hours ago
Yes agreed!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 hours ago
What are the other two leches added? 🤨
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Not a big cheese person, doesn’t leeches mean cheeses? 4 chessese should be a little expensive than 3, no? elifaa… (explain like im five and american) im five american cheeses
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 23 hours ago
Milk not cheese. Tres leches is 3 milks, evaporated, condensed and whole (cream).
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Leche de poppy?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Evaporated Milk
Condensed Milk
Whole Milk
A Secret Fourth Thing
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Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
Powdered milk for more milk per milk
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Leche de hombre ;)
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I was hoping for poppy.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Obviously, it’s plasma milk
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Harvey Milk
BanMe@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Man milk
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 23 hours ago
Moloko plus