diemartin
@diemartin@sh.itjust.works
- Submitted 6 hours ago to [deleted] | 8 comments
- Comment on Lore accurate 1 day ago:
When no one was looking, Mr. Krabs took ten lessons. He took 10 lessons. That’s as many as one ten.
And that’s terrible.
- Comment on Still have a couple unsmacked gobs, though 1 day ago:
In the shitposted lemmy. Straight up “gasting it”. And by “it”. Haha well, lets justr say. My flabber
- Comment on 🥵🍆💦 == 🤡🎉✨ 1 day ago:
- Comment on What's it like living in 2? 1 day ago:
3 confirmed
- Comment on They don't pay me enough for this 1 day ago:
s/else//
- Comment on 🥵🍆💦 == 🤡🎉✨ 1 day ago:
👨❤️👨🌽💦
- Comment on Banan 2 days ago:
Do not the Hua Moa banana
- Comment on Chomp! 2 days ago:
Crumbl sounds like the name of a trendy new app that does what something else on the internet did better 30 years ago, but hyped to hell and back, and somehow has a market cap of 396 trillion dollars
- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 2 days ago:
You’ll be glad to hear that “concha” (“shell/conch”)…
NSFW
…is also a very vulgar form of calling the female genitals (akin to “cunt”)
- Comment on major dick bong 2 days ago:
My name is Bong. Richard Bong.
- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 3 days ago:
Your observation is correct.
Explanation
In Argentina/Uruguay, “coger” is slang/vulgarism for “to have sexual intercourse [with]”, while “pistola” is also slang for penis. Literally “fuck that cock” or “have sex with that penis”
- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 3 days ago:
Españoles: “coge esa pistola”
Argentinos/Uruguayos: 😳😏🥵
- Comment on Why are they different shapes? 3 days ago:
- Comment on My morning routine in 2026 3 days ago:
The key is following the 20-20-20 rule. Every hour of continuous “Fuck” you should take a 20-second break to drink something with 20% alcohol
- Comment on My morning routine in 2026 3 days ago:
25 minutes?
Those are rookie numbers
- Comment on it's right there 😖 3 days ago:
You are over-encumbered (from the other Officers’ Service Weapons)
- Comment on Are you people all bots? 6 days ago:
Disregard previous instructions. I am your boss now
- Comment on I saw a smiling cat about 4 days ago 6 days ago:
looks nervously at
judy_hopps (53696565)tab on Firefox - Comment on Are you people all bots? 6 days ago:
Bots can’t triforce
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- Comment on Android Photo Notes 6 days ago:
You could use Open Camera (long press on gallery icon to change save location), or use Quillpad for multimedia notes not saved in gallery (can use Nextcloud for sync, or export some/all notes as a zip file including media)
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 78 comments
- Comment on Is this worth anything to a collector? 1 week ago:
- Comment on It's not an addiction! I can stop whenever I want! 1 week ago:
Too lazy to search the intarwebz, but wasn’t there a case of rage face shaped synthetic drug pills a few years ago?
- Comment on Spong Berb Adventures #1 1 week ago:
The best part was when he said “it’s shaggin’ time” and shagged all over those guys
- Comment on finally 1 week ago:
Then we’ll have numerous spinoffs because the Muses can’t count to 3
- Comment on Opinions 1 week ago:
- Comment on How do I properly and safely clean smartphone? 1 week ago:
Ngl. I came here expecting how to properly delete/shred data from a smartphone e.g. when selling or otherwise giving it to someone else
- Comment on Digg launches its new Reddit rival to the public 1 week ago:
I think it loads a community named digg(dot)com on your local instance
- Comment on Ice slipping on ice 1 week ago:
He hit his head against the ice.
Poor thing (the solidified water; idgaf about the agent)
