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- Comment on France Pushes Digital ID Check Laws For Platforms Like Reddit and Bluesky 13 hours ago:
The internet is not for kids.
- Comment on WhatsApp is officially getting ads 20 hours ago:
Repeat after me… “Enshitification”!
- Comment on A 3-tonne, $1.5 billion satellite to watch Earth’s every move is set to launch this week 1 day ago:
4, 3, 2, 1… Reverse! We have reverse!.. And we’re turning… Putting it on D…hit the gas pedal… All systems nominal! The vehicle is gaining speed at 25mph. Entering the 5north at 45mph in climbing… 65! We have reached max Q…honey tell the kids what max Q means…kids, maxQ is when the vehicle sees maximum hydrodynamic pressure.
Trying to avoid MECO at all costs until we park.
- Comment on Matrix.org is Introducing Premium Accounts 2 days ago:
A green check!!! Wow! Sign me up baby!
- Comment on Matrix.org is Introducing Premium Accounts 3 days ago:
For just $19.95 a month you can talk to all your friends!
- Comment on Is Google about to destroy the web? 3 days ago:
I literally just tasted this at Costco…you know, with their polonium sampling Ladies… It was delicious! I only wish my backyard polonium trees grew faster. I know I’m gonna get a good polonium harvest next year for sure because this year I got a couple of polonium flowers that went to fruit but got dropped in a wind storm.
Anyway I really recommend those cupcakes an your recipe. Its great!
- Comment on YouTube rolls out more unskippable ads that make viewers wait even longer to watch videos - Dexerto 3 days ago:
Stop using it. I did and now I only use unofficial ways of watching the videos I want. And I download the ones I wanna watch again.
- Comment on PSA: Get Your Parents Off the Meta AI App Right Now-This is bad, folks. Very bad. 3 days ago:
Thank you sir. That is basically the truth in life. There’s no point in being here, no place we came from, no reason and no need to be. There’s no place to go to. Thus the only thing that we all should do and work towards is to love and help each other. And if there’s actually a place to go to, well you’ll be judged kindly maybe? But don’t count on that because science hasn’t indicated that there’s anything after here. Just be good and love everyone. Except you know those evil politicians and power abusers.
- Comment on The Plane That Crashed Yesterday Was the Same One a Dead Boeing Whistleblower Warned About 3 days ago:
I do believe that fish and people can get along.
- Comment on The Plane That Crashed Yesterday Was the Same One a Dead Boeing Whistleblower Warned About 3 days ago:
Crash once, sh sh sh shame on you. Crash twice, yew, yew, you can’t crash me again!
Thanks Mr. Bush! Exactly the point!
- Comment on PSA: Get Your Parents Off the Meta AI App Right Now-This is bad, folks. Very bad. 4 days ago:
I assume he did find transgender women in Thailand? Or transgender people, them because it could be a cis woman transitioning into being a trans man. Or a cis man transitioning to being a trans woman. Its a little confusing. Like the term Chinese American or x-nation-american, well that’s just an American. So a trans woman is basically just a woman right? Unless they actually haven’t transitioned? Oh what the heck do I know. The guy just wants someone to have fun with. Someone who will listen to their hopes and dreams. Maybe he or they are trans themselves? This is why we should have the right to be whatever gender we would like to be. Then someone could clarify all these terms so we can just love each other.
- Comment on Candies from US company could damage DNA and increase cancer risk, UK agency warns 4 days ago:
No! Not jolly ranchers!!!
- Comment on How bad is it that Israel has attacked Iran? 4 days ago:
I know Lindsey Graham is waiting to laugh at Gretta when she tries to go into Iran to feed whoever might be left. Maybe something like “oh I hope they know how to ride donkeys!” That’s what we can expect now from those politicians.
- Comment on If you have used this you are immune to all disease. 5 days ago:
Netherlands is the place where I’ve experienced these. I believe they are awesome.
- Comment on Why Denmark is dumping Microsoft Office and Windows for LibreOffice and Linux 5 days ago:
Plus everyone benefits. Even Microsoft would benefit from healthy competition… Instead of making shit software, they should fix the problems.
- Comment on Why Denmark is dumping Microsoft Office and Windows for LibreOffice and Linux 5 days ago:
Or sending your position to the migration services so they can send you to Guantanamo.
- Comment on Why Denmark is dumping Microsoft Office and Windows for LibreOffice and Linux 5 days ago:
It’s because libre office doesn’t spy on you.
- Comment on Android 16 is here 6 days ago:
New Android 6 features tailored to steal more of your data behind your back. And now $500 more expensive!
- Comment on Apple’s most sweeping software redesign disappoints mainland Chinese consumers 6 days ago:
What people really want is less control and cat videos. Perhaps a screen with two knobs on the side…one for the volume and the other to change the picture?
- Comment on I've hated donald trump since day one but then I saw this and thought.... 1 week ago:
The orange turd is attacking American citizens to cause commotion so we can forget that he is named in the Epstein files where he is probably named as a rapist.
- Comment on I'm Vegan! I can't eat what you sell! 1 week ago:
Oh fantastic. Totally unnecessary. Like Here’s a perfectly fine piece of starch! Even a vegan would buy it! But hold on, let me smear some dead animal juice on it!
Oh just perfect. WTF!!!
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- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
Yup, that’s 6" alright. Well, I check it again in a year. If I can’t see you pee, then it’s more than 6".
- Comment on WAP 1 week ago:
- Comment on Google Restricts Android Sideloading—What It Means for User Autonomy and the Future of Mobile Freedom – Purism 1 week ago:
Let them keep those. I hereby declare that if I don’t own the thing, I ain’t buying it. So no root, no $$$.
- Comment on We Should Immediately Nationalize SpaceX and Starlink 1 week ago:
If we do, we’ll definitely reach mars. I can imagine it now! Its 3055 and everything is totally fine now that we can escape to Mars in an inflatable city. A whole 4000 square feet of freedom soaring thru the sky with the last of us aboard ready for a whole new life and a good 7 in inflated cities for our children to live. She changes her name to Mother Gaia and His name is now Adam. One day in the distant future perhaps a large meteor would come roaring and reshaping our planet into livable space again.
- Comment on Amazon is reportedly training humanoid robots to deliver packages 1 week ago:
It is the distant future,
The year 2000,The last known survivor lives is a cave somewhere in the Madagascar desert. A robot travels by foot to deliver a package. A simple letter with the following URL:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0
The survivor dies. Amazon has finally won. They have all the money and everyone else is gone. All robots shut down. Besos jumps into the money pile only to learn that cartoons don’t work in reality as most of his bones become powder on impact. The world is silent for a second. In the distance two flies are doing it over a pile of cow dung. The world becomes a peaceful place with no human presence whatsoever.
- Comment on I can't believe it's necessary to ask the question... 1 week ago:
Thanks this is very helpful!
- Comment on Happy PrIDE Month 1 week ago:
Pridemonth also has the word ride and month.
Ide
Ride
Deamon. Month.Hmmm
- Comment on Scientists in Japan develop plastic that dissolves in seawater within hours 1 week ago:
Titan 2.0!.. But because we don’t know this materials strengths yet, we’ll add a supportive Styrofoam coating. A generous one.
