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- Comment on Password managers... 1 day ago:
No worries. I am taking notes on all that is said. I should probably work with my brothers in law to back up their stuff here so they can let me backup my stuff there. That way if my house goes up in flames I can drive there and get me a copy. Lots of good ideas being posted.
- Comment on Password managers... 1 day ago:
Darn! I’m North of Seattle. No hurricanes here, just slow annoying rain. Think of rain, but then imagine it only stops a couple of days of the week. Keep imagining rain, remove the Forest and the frogs and the birds. I would add rabbit squirrel, coyote, and the occasional bear or reindeer… All of them making wet sounds. Moss and algae and mycelium covering everything. Then imagine a shower with a misting effect but for every million droplets remove all but 1 droplet. That’s our rain. Everything is fucking wet all the time but just not enough to wash things clean or sometimes even to keep trees happy. Imagine having to water your plants because the daily rain wasn’t wet enough. You know when you have a sink full of dishes so you fill it with water, but then you get a call about a relative in the hospital so you leave for a month and comeback to the dishes but now all of them have these water evaporation and dry sludge lines? Yup that’s outside. I feel for the homeless here.
- Comment on Password managers... 1 day ago:
This is interesting. Just recently two of my few YouTube personalities passed away. A co worker too. My co-worker definetly had no plan and his family was left high and dry. We had Robert Murray Smith who was broken when his wife passed and he used science to go follow her. His brother quickly left his followers a message. Finally a photographer who did darkroom demos and such also died. His channel says nothing about it. So YouTube is probably making money off dead people.
- Comment on Password managers... 2 days ago:
In case my house burns down. I guess a USB in the car would be good.
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- Comment on Refried beans is just Latino hummus 2 days ago:
I’m here to say that I’ve put ketchup in my bean burritos, in tacos, in pizza, and in sushi.
I know my days are counted but I will have ketchup on my pizza tomorrow if I indeed are given the light of day once more.
- Comment on Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community 3 days ago:
He lays two eggs. One to raise his pigeon child. The other to eat.
- Comment on American exceptionalism 3 days ago:
Oh, the cigars first. Then the kerosene! Got it!
- Comment on American exceptionalism 3 days ago:
Boom!
- Comment on Microsoft Teams is getting a new location tracking feature that lets bosses snoop on staff – research shows it could cause workforce pushback 4 days ago:
I got rid of my office phone too because its just a thing for scammers to bug me on. A phone is not useful to have or use anymore.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams is getting a new location tracking feature that lets bosses snoop on staff – research shows it could cause workforce pushback 4 days ago:
Too late! I’ve already deleted the app. If they want me to have it on my phone just pay for a phone for me to use and leave in my office when I go home.
- Comment on Ah! Yes! Its that time of the year! 5 days ago:
The video is an awe inspiring story with a good 70 to 85% WTF factor. I’m surprised there’s no flying squirrel dancing its brains out while balancing a cup of vodka on fire on its head with a little boat inside of the bottle carrying 5 nude models with 5 month unshave bodies…no, wait, its the same mini dude. The boat too and the bottle and the squirrel!
Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta…tarata ta ta ta tata! The boat jumps out of its own mouth with a splash of vodka and all five models are now identical naked dudes dancing in unison at the tip of the same mini dude’s eye ball. Camera zooms out to him looking at the moon where the main characters just landed on a pile of tostitio chips and cheese. Everyone is eating the cheese and tweaking…
Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta…tarata ta ta ta tata!
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- Comment on Is $140,000 the New Poverty Line for Americans? 5 days ago:
Shoot. I thought I was doing good.
- Comment on Mexico faces new tariff threat from Trump over water debt 5 days ago:
That’s the amount of water you would have if you spat 23576 billion times and then recuperated the water from the spit.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 5 days ago:
We’re gonna be rich!
- Comment on It didn't rise... 6 days ago:
Try watching corn before action.
- Comment on This song, it's infectious 6 days ago:
We’re going up up up!
Seriously, I’m sorry. I was listening to Utada and suddenly golden came on. Since I was blasting Utada I let it play thru. So sorry!
Someone must have heard it as I drove by and the rest is history. Just a few more times guys. We’re so close. Again, I’m sorry. Just turn the radio off for a couple of years. Or hey, It’s Christmas! All I want for Christmas is you! Play that a few times to reverse the effects.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 6 days ago:
My neighbor’s house is a million dollar house. He acts like it.
- Comment on wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize 1 week ago:
He first had to fake pace a couple of times for betting purposes. But this time’ the charm.
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 1 week ago:
Turn off the sound it looks funny as hell. Imagine someone feeding him an endless carrot.
- Comment on Scheduling is hard 1 week ago:
To an extent. Like the workers that are now the only members of a project’s team yeah they can’t go on vacation until that project is done unless you want delays. But learn from your mistakes. Have more people in the project to begin with. Train more than one person in key areas. Your project will happen faster with similar resources and the people involved will be happy since they can take a vacation.
- Comment on Some days, lady luck just smiles down on you. 1 week ago:
Dude, anyway so she says to me… Blah blah blah, jakiddy, shmakiddy. And I say…oh sit down, this lower fence is really comfortable. What do you mean spikes? No see! Where I sat there is no spike. Oh its up me butt isn’t it? Well, let’s end it here, I’ll tell you the rest later okay?
- Comment on What's the best way to answer someone who accuses you of being a bot because they don't like what you have to say? 1 week ago:
Darn this is so 000011110001019111! 99999! Ha ha ha! 999!
- Comment on Would a cheap, used raspberry pi 3 make for a good test server for following random self hosted tutorials? 1 week ago:
Get a cheap mini PC instead.
- Comment on What's the best way to answer someone who accuses you of being a bot because they don't like what you have to say? 1 week ago:
Sure! I’m definetly not AI. Here’s three different reasons for you to not draw that conclusion.
-I never said specifically I was an AI. -I’ve definetly rode a horse before and it is truth; you should not beat a dead horse. -yes, you can explain that via python.
- Comment on Chimes 1 week ago:
It’s what a sword fight sounds like.
- Comment on fawlty towers? 1 week ago:
Hello! I’m here to return this parrot! It is a dead parrot and I specifically requested a live parrot.
- Comment on This AR Accessory Turns Your Dumb Glasses Into a Google Glass Ripoff 1 week ago:
Do I get that smile?
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Ma’am, they’re telling to move over slightly to the left and to try this doggie style… Hmmmkay?