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- Comment on An AI That Promises to “Solve All Diseases” Is About to Test Its First Human Drugs 7 hours ago:
Okay here we go guys! Drink up!
Feel anything yet? Let’s try another… Hold up! Wow, I can see 360!
Dude! Gnarly! You got eyes in the back of y…dude I can see 360 too!
Nah, I only see 360 pills. Where do you see the other two?
Holy wakamoly! You got 360 eye balls!
Experiment 00000000001… Failure…
- Comment on McDonald’s AI Hiring Bot Exposed Millions of Applicants’ Data to Hackers Who Tried the Password ‘123456’ 7 hours ago:
If you answer these three questions… Say no more Mr. Sphinx!
123456!
There is no exclamation Mark!
- Comment on Phone shit discussion 17 hours ago:
Oh that’s great. I’d still love to see this phone thing be a secondary thing the little brick does.
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- Comment on Microsoft’s Edge browser now loads sites even faster 22 hours ago:
How fast can it download Linux ISOs?
- Comment on Fun!!!! :) 1 day ago:
I want to be in a funeral. Its in my bucket list lol. Everyone has a funeral in their bucket list.
- Comment on Fun!!!! :) 1 day ago:
General fun = Funeral!
- Comment on US | Trump and Congress finalize law that could hurt your Wi-Fi 1 day ago:
How about they sell their furniture to make an extra buck?
- Comment on FTC’s click-to-cancel rule has been struck down by federal judges at the eleventh hour 1 day ago:
Just for that I’m going to put things in my Amazon and eBay accounts and just keep swapping stuff without buying anything for weeks at a time.
- Comment on King forgot his crown 1 day ago:
I’ve studied laws like that for the better part of 25 years and I’ve formulated this new law ointment I’d like to call Lawinment2.0! IRS available at Walmart for $17.75! And the shipping is free because its a download. Just pay as you normally would thru Walmart pay and then head on over to laws.com and receive your free gift! And if you pay thru laws.com to receive a free 5% offer on an additional law you’ll also receive this custom deluxe gorme designer bag gift pin retainer. Its our way of saying thank you! And thank you George Carling for this fine comedy bit.
- Comment on What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol 1 day ago:
Hold on, my dental implants are glitching.
- Comment on Trump Agriculture Chief Mocked for Suggesting Medicaid Recipients Could Replace Deported Farm Workers 1 day ago:
Nobody is cleaning the toilet at your local gas station…how about politicians?
- Comment on Nature is wise 2 days ago:
Oh, that’s just monster cock beach in California dudes!
- Comment on My boss said, "We aren't renewing your contract." 2 days ago:
The pandemic hit.
- Comment on Oatmeal 2 days ago:
I literally just ate a huge burrito sold as “the space shuttle”. How about Mr. Shuttle?
- Comment on Milking dust 3 days ago:
Jurassic, the pressure builds up!..how the new oil fields get created from scratch.
- Comment on Connor Myers: As if graduating weren’t daunting enough, now students like me face a jobs market devastated by AI 3 days ago:
Someone will have to. At our company we still have the glass seiling. But I’m pretty sure everyone knows that new people are pretty much useless so we have to grow them into someone useful. If they leave it hurts all the way up corporate. Try different companies and see if you can find one that cares. In my experience big companies really truly suck much. But they are stable for you to keep helping them. Small companies are stable and full of emotional problems. But that’s my kind of people.
- Comment on Connor Myers: As if graduating weren’t daunting enough, now students like me face a jobs market devastated by AI 3 days ago:
Don’t sell your self short like that. I’ve been working since 2003 in engineering and I wouldn’t trust anything that came out of an AI without confirming it with someone with a degree.
Additionally, think of AI as a librarian with photographic memory. It will never ask the right questions. Additionally its memory is influenced by what it has read and its not photographic is mixographic…it will remix any text you give it. Best it can do is not misspell words. Otherwise you can’t trust anything it returns.
You on the other hand can do all sorts of knowledge gathering, inferring, etc and make knowledge based decisions rather than text based decisions.
- Comment on How do you safely film a group of masked armed men while they are in the process of committing a crime, without them knowing that you are recording? [USA] 4 days ago:
Look at the AKASO EK7000. Its tiny and WiFi activated with remote control included. Supposedly it has image stabilization and 20MP resolution and can record 2hrs of video per charge. All for just $52 bucks. So there are way better options that don’t break the bank or risk your favorite phone full of your personal identifiable information. That way you can get your quail videos without personal risk.
- Comment on Large Language Model Performance Doubles Every 7 Months 4 days ago:
They need to invent an inquiring-gpt or Q-GPT. Otherwise they’ll need humans to do the digging.
- Comment on How do you safely film a group of masked armed men while they are in the process of committing a crime, without them knowing that you are recording? [USA] 4 days ago:
With a small action cam Velcroed. It could be in a soda can too…just place the soda can strategically and walk away. Pick it up later.
- Comment on Take chances, make mistakes, get messy. 4 days ago:
With a little bit of bondo that baby could be your frat house on wheels!
- Comment on How do you safely film a group of masked armed men while they are in the process of committing a crime, without them knowing that you are recording? [USA] 4 days ago:
Simply get a remote camera. You can place it in the back of your back pack. Then just pretend to be looking the other way. You don’t have to look at the video as it is happening.
- Comment on Meta said it supports proposals for an EU-wide age of digital adulthood, below which minors would need parental consent to use social media 4 days ago:
That’s a funny way to say they shouldn’t be allowed to be on the net by themselves until they are 18.
Going back to the Napster days there was an analogy that the internet is like a street. If you leave a photo or an mp3 available on the street, then I can take it as I pass by.
Well similarly, if you allow your kid on the street and the internet is basically like the pink zone in Amsterdam, your kid will see things. Also they will be susceptible to abusers and advertisers.
For that reason, we should always opt for local software for them to use, no social media and no presence on the net. Also anyone doing business on the net should be barred from doing business with a kid on the net.
- Comment on Costco changed the bag to plastic!! 5 days ago:
They did also cut the chicken with the same knife they cut several million chicken before the one you picked today! Yey!
- Comment on Costco changed the bag to plastic!! 5 days ago:
Yeah, they should have gone to a rice or dextrin or CMC coated bag. Stuff that just dissolves in water.
- Comment on Costco changed the bag to plastic!! 5 days ago:
Incorrect. Petroleum is totally worse. While people have so far found plastics in our testicles, eyes and brains, petroleum contains benzene, toluene, and xylene which are readily absorbed by the body and are known carcinogens and liver killers…fatty liver? Diabetes? Cirrhosis? Cancer, sterilization, immunosuppression.
Plastics release plasticizers like BPA which are carcinogenic but ever so much more slowly than if you just drank water that sipped from a road next door… Or your roof, we’re so stupid, the most popular place to use tar is our roofs…
Anyway, petroleum is immediately toxic and terrible for the environment. The water from roads is called runoff. That masks the fact that it contains all roof and road petroleum toxin residue from every roof and road…yey fish!
- Comment on Costco changed the bag to plastic!! 6 days ago:
You should check out asphalt. When it rains you can see a slick of oil coming off of it. Its literally tar.
- Comment on Costco changed the bag to plastic!! 6 days ago:
Literally asphalt is junk plastic/petroleum. It dissolves or mixes with plastic at melting temp. Or even if there was no thermal action, the plastic in fiber form would just get incorporated into the melt.
- Comment on Costco changed the bag to plastic!! 6 days ago:
It was paper lined with plastic.
