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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I balance my checkbook every day. I manage my bank acount . Why does the goverment have so much problems with this? I get large payouts and such but it always seem they are in the neg??⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t pay someone else to calculate it all for you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Salmon⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Pf is pronounced “puff” by EEs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE to Buy Tool that Tracks Locations of Hundreds of Millions of Phones Every Day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t want anything that pings a cellphone tower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE to Buy Tool that Tracks Locations of Hundreds of Millions of Phones Every Day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Take your phone, turn it off then leave it in a bus while its on. Find the bus later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Coding Is Massively Overhyped, Report Finds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I totally agree with this. However, you can’t get there without coding experience and knowledge of the problem as well as education in computer science or experience in the field. I’m a generalist, I’m loving what I can do at home. But I still get the run around using AI. I have to read and understand the code to try to nudge the AI in the right direction or I’ll end up going in circles if I don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goodwill Isn’t a Platform (thoughts on the Digg beta)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck reddit and digg. Worthless. Lemmy is way better in every respect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's got the talent⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do they grind the baby pigs or just the baby chickens?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taiwan refuses to move half of U.S.-bound chip production to American shores — trade discussion to be focused on Section 232 investigation for preferential deal on semiconductors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait hold on, I gotta take my wife over to the neighbor. He just wants to abuse her. Oh me? Oh okay, I suppose so! Well I’ll be back in a few hours he actually wants to do me only, he says. Ofcourse that’s what I would have to do if anyone else needs my body. How about 50%?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE to Buy Tool that Tracks Locations of Hundreds of Millions of Phones Every Day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Time for meshtasctic? Or nothing. How about never using our phones again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Coding Is Massively Overhyped, Report Finds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Its great for stupid boobs like me, but only to get you going. It regurgitates old code, it cannot come up with new stuff. Lately there have been less Python errors, but again the stuff you can do is limited. At least for the free stuff that you can get without signing up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting and certainly worth a try⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh… I see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California Governor Newsom signs landmark AI safety bill SB 53⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  C’mon, look at him! He wants to be in the new $7 coin!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And the pre-peeled containers for 4x the price are a ripoff⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s exactly how I would feel if someone had my trapped and told me they would stick pomegranates up my rear end.

  !No! No pomegranates!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Necessary post procedure care for vasectomy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine being the guy at the assembly line in China…why fo I need to polish my welds down to Ra16?..ohhh! Its for a chicken? Oh the other bird! Wow, I need to polish more! Maybe test fit before shipping!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oui oui⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Baguette! Haa haarrr grr!

  Baguette!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would happen to the Earth if it got booped by a giant asteroid going super slowly?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well the moon is falling away. It’s actually much harder to fall into earth by having the exact direction to actually hit us directly. This is because space is mostly empty. If you think of your self as an intergalactic giant that would try to hit earth from far away using a moon marvel what would you see as the target? Yup, a pale blue dot. But try anyway because putin and the other undesirables live here and they want to get to you on a rocket.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UNIX For A Legacy TI⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I remember the colecovision!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enthusiasts bond twelve 56K modems together to set dial-up broadband records — a dozen screeching boxes achieve record 668 kbps download speeds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The ISPs got complaints about the phacking noise from their hubs. So they moved them to the jungle where they killed off all animals except for the def animals… And so that’s why we cannot communicate with animals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3dprintopia in full swing!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The cancer convention is next door and the plastics and chemical pollution foundation meets in the back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wireless charging is the dumbest invention ever created⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, could someone bum a wireless charge my way?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon's Vega OS coming to Fire TVs this year - what it means for your devices⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Caca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mozilla Integrates Google Lens for Visual Search in Firefox Desktop⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I need a doggie please and a cowgirl but in reverse. And I’m getting hungry for some spitroast. Oh Firefox do you think you could help?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI-Generated “Workslop” Is Destroying Productivity⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe that’s the strategy! Just pay them to stop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube will start using AI to guess your age.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Search… Sponge Bob Ross hand painting practice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would happen to the Earth if it got booped by a giant asteroid going super slowly?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But only if it was already exactly in a crash course. Otherwise it would end up as a moon as soon as it missed crashing the first time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hand written notes on teams sucks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the answer is “its Microsoft”

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨save the planet 🌎⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks but it’s my natural state. I can share.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨save the planet 🌎⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Those ships are powered by baby chickens.

  First they load up the tanks full of baby chickens. The chicks travel into a conveyor belt where a long row of old women pick up the chicks to if they are male or female. The females are grown to make more eggs. The males are tossed into the intake. The males are then mixed with air and tar and then injected into the piston at high pressure. Once top dead center is reached, a spark drivers the pressures to hundreds of PSI and as much as 800 C. The chicks have been known to survive up to that moment.

  If they can perfect chick injection they will try more compact fuels like puppies, crocks, whales, baby elephants, the homeless and or orphans. They might end up stuck with birds so they might try just eagles. There are enough of each eagle to push the boats a good two or three miles!