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- Comment on The AI bubble is so big it's propping up the US economy (for now) 16 hours ago:
So what sound should it make when this bubble pops?
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 16 hours ago:
That’s how California fires get started.
- Comment on Did you have one of these? 1 day ago:
My Canon camera can take a photo by clapping or saying cheese or making a loud enough sound.
- Comment on Proton releases a new app for two-factor authentication 4 days ago:
Just like Tesla. Its AOKAY to jump into a new company even if the CEO is a crazy racist.
- Comment on What were the original antiperspirants before modern day ones? 5 days ago:
George Carling used to say that you had to put a bayleaf leaf under each arm.
- Comment on Wyoming to host massive AI data center using more electricity than all Wyoming homes combined 1 week ago:
So the price for power is going to double?
- Comment on Laptop dreams 1 week ago:
If you count pores its a big job.
- Comment on Laptop dreams 1 week ago:
I do wish I had as many more useful holes. I only have 7. Right?
- Comment on Out for a hike and found this interesting tree 1 week ago:
Well hello there Mr. tree!
- Comment on This Tiny Radio Lets Me Send Texts Without Wi-Fi or Cell Service 1 week ago:
Yeah this is not SMS! Its probably text that looks like:
¥¢¥^=¶√•€¢√°=¶}{°÷™π^™¥π¥¥° °{}}∆∆×÷°%^¢¢°{]]×=%π¥®√™^%÷ - Comment on Itch.io deindexes NSFW games after becoming the latest target of skittish credit card companies and anti-porn group Collective Shout, catching an award-winning indie and more in the crossfire 1 week ago:
Time to order all your dildos, KY, condoms, swings, and penis pumps for life before those things get banned. Sure they’ll come back one day, but do you have time to wait for that?
- Comment on Mercedes Gives Customers the One Thing They've Always Wanted: Microsoft Teams 1 week ago:
It comes with a free tooth brush and paste dispenser next to the mirror controls. What a great idea!
- Comment on $1 per play 1 week ago:
LOL.
- Comment on $1 per play 1 week ago:
Joe To…what?
Oh! Paul Hogan!!! He was still around? I thought maybe a monster truck gladiator had ran him over while holding foldable chairs at some point during some sort of national political convention or some such. Wow, I taken…Anyway, I just found out that people all over the place are benefiting from L.reuteri yoghurt and you can make it home!
- Comment on Why doesn't the US fill in the area in the Pacific to connect Alaska, Hawaii, and the mainland? Are they stupid? 1 week ago:
If you keep them thinking about it for a good 80 years more (presidential age) it won’t matter so much until it finally doesn’t forever.
- Comment on Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only 1 week ago:
Stinkbug man and the leaf eater woman!
- Comment on Why doesn't the US fill in the area in the Pacific to connect Alaska, Hawaii, and the mainland? Are they stupid? 1 week ago:
This is not a stupid idea if you think about it for long enough.
- Comment on Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals 1 week ago:
Its 2020, the year two thousand.
We are robots.We can track humans via the unique way cancer cells disrupt Wi-Fi signals.
Too bad we haven’t found a good way to detect or cure cancer.
8G signals can scan the human body based primarily on the amount of HIV virus.
Anyway, we’re still far away from a cure but we can tell if you have HIV thru our illness app.
- Comment on Interesting and probably true 2 weeks ago:
Reminds me of a visit to amazon where there were a ton of people packaging and labeling stuff into boxes and then into the robots. At the end of the tour we got to see a machine that eats a roll of cardboard and creates boxes on the fly for objects that are flowing into the machine from another conveyor. So the next phase will be people just taking stuff out of the truck and putting it on a conveyor.
- Comment on Interesting and probably true 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Solar powered personal umbrella with battery? 2 weeks ago:
Ah OK!
- Comment on ice treat 2 weeks ago:
All those who have tried it this morning are currently busy trying to take the pop out.
- Comment on Solar powered personal umbrella with battery? 2 weeks ago:
Here is one…sort of: moolsunpower.com/…/40w-foldable-solar-umbrella?va…
Could the URL be any longer please?
- Comment on Solar powered personal umbrella with battery? 2 weeks ago:
Yup this is the smart use I’m sunny regions.
- Comment on Spanish broadcaster RNE breaks open RSS apps 2 weeks ago:
RNE…Reoccurring None Engineering.
- Comment on Microsoft buys more than a billion dollars’ worth of excrement, including human poop, to clean up its AI mess — company will pump waste underground to offset AI carbon emissions 2 weeks ago:
Just gotta lie on the questioner:
Has any PFOAS filled American pooped on this toilet in the past process cycle?
- Comment on Microsoft buys more than a billion dollars’ worth of excrement, including human poop, to clean up its AI mess — company will pump waste underground to offset AI carbon emissions 2 weeks ago:
But that’s fertilizer! WTF?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Its like reddit. I say nope there’s no monetary worth to put on creating a community. Secondly, it is not worth it from a personal perspective because I had just started one on .world when I got banned for some misunderstood comment. No matter how good you are on your own in your heart, you’re only worth that one last comment when the admin feels like banning someone that moment. If you own your instance then yeah sure that makes sense. Doing it on others’ instance it will eventually end in a painful breakup. So I wouldn’t. But I would visit if you did do it. I would suggest finding a rando co-founder in case you do get banned accidentally. That way at least your users won’t get a shock when you’re gone and you can’t respond. Ultimately it depends on you giving away your effort to give someone else’s website content for free without an expectation of co-owning anything. Like planting a tree on your neighbors house and watering until its giving fruit just so one day the neighbor kicks you out.
- Comment on How Apple’s iOS 26 and Google’s Android 16 Will Change Our Phones 2 weeks ago:
Microsoft is finally coming up with another phone! Its called the pixel 4!
The unique name comes from its great 8K interface taking up 99.999999999999999% of the screen. Its great for privacy because the extremely useful ribbons allow you to share the wonderful 4 pixels of artistic expression.
At 3nm using the latest EUV technology the new pixel 4! Will revelutionice tablets as we know them. I mean phones. The new 3000MP camera is unparalleled! With AI integration all you do is swing the 3equivalent pixel camera around and the single active pixel will use the accelerometer to locate it’s position in space while the AI system deconstructs the entire scene. You can make changes on the fly. You can also make changes off the fly and on any other object (that AI has stol…trained on before like a peni…flower or a tit…you know the birds.)
- Comment on People Are Being Involuntarily Committed, Jailed After Spiraling Into "ChatGPT Psychosis" 2 weeks ago:
I tried reverse engineering a projector. Now I can only communicate in UART at work.
