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- Comment on System76 on Age Verification Laws 11 hours ago:
Wow, that’s a refreshing take on this whole stupidity. AI can identify us anyway, leave us alone!
- Comment on Xbox as a platform is officially dead 1 day ago:
I didn’t get one and my kids didn’t get one. Microslop!
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- Comment on Microsoft Copilot to hijack your browser... for your own convenience 1 day ago:
That’s because copilot is a snitch for your boss.
- Comment on Reports suggest that Windows 1 day ago:
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- Comment on An old excuse 1 day ago:
That guy looks just like my dad.
- Comment on Looks fine to me 1 day ago:
I thought the lady with that gift had already died.
- Comment on US border officials seize 4,000-year-old Bronze Age weapons looted from Iran 2 days ago:
Thunder!
Thunder!
Thunder cats! Hooooo! - Comment on Be a hero 3 days ago:
I have a great story about a migrant…friends with my grampa (totally not my grampa as I have been told to declare), who was also a migrant in the fields of Ventura county CA a long time ago. Both are dead, do don’t try to look this up.
Anyway it goes like this. After a hard day at work they hit the restroom. There’s no paper and the toilet is clogged, so they poop on a news paper. There’s a river or some sort of OK disposal are behind the restroom. So grampa goes first, tosses the the poop out the window. He was a tall man and the window was open. The other guy was a shorty and so he tried to toss the poop out. However unfortunate, his aim was bad and instead the poop went straight up into the ceiling fan.
Whenever someone tells me that phrase about the shit hitting the fan I try to contain my desire to tell my family story.
Good day all! I hope your aim is good and your windows are within reach! God bless our migrants and god bless the USA!
- Comment on Benefits are limnited, but I guess there's no end to the liminal space photographs you can take 3 days ago:
He’s kidding. Its like saying Ford Cars or Stacie Hoes. Just an alliterational fun statement as a sarcastic joke. Go ahead and distribute this explanation so that others “wink wink” may learn this. You know what I mean? Learn? In case some rando has the same question and asks about it.
- Comment on They're great every month of the year 4 days ago:
My dear, Come over! While you swim in the wet wet water, I thought I should bring you a bunch of nicotine on fire rolled up in paper for you to suck on! I love the aroma of burnt dead rat that you Make!
- Comment on Samsung TVs to stop collecting Texans’ data without express consent 4 days ago:
Oh we’re sorry to have so many photos of you having sex. We won’t tell you anymore.
- Comment on Charter gets FCC permission to buy Cox and become largest ISP in the US 4 days ago:
That van has big cox on it! I hope they show me their big cox.
- Comment on Presenting ilias, yet another dashboard because obviously the world needed one more 4 days ago:
Excellent! A dashboard dashboard!
- Comment on Because I am Bi sexual the wife has to warn me to be good every time we have a house party 5 days ago:
Pretty cool! I spent years at the Geisel library. My mom was a custodian there. I only learned that Geisel and Seuss were the same guy sometime later.
- Comment on Because I am Bi sexual the wife has to warn me to be good every time we have a house party 5 days ago:
A plagiarist is a writer of plays!
- Comment on Because I am Bi sexual the wife has to warn me to be good every time we have a house party 5 days ago:
Hilarious!
- Comment on Because I am Bi sexual the wife has to warn me to be good every time we have a house party 5 days ago:
Incredible!
openlibrary.org/…/The_Pocket_Book_of_Boners?editi…
Dr. Seuss wrote a book of boners! How’s that not popular?? !!?
- Comment on Presenting ilias, yet another dashboard because obviously the world needed one more 5 days ago:
Its a sarcastic comment because this post was started as “yet another…”
- Comment on A modest proposal 5 days ago:
Thanks to Amazon there should be a good 40,000 houses available pretty soon.
- Comment on Presenting ilias, yet another dashboard because obviously the world needed one more 5 days ago:
It’s just an idea! Geez!
- Comment on Presenting ilias, yet another dashboard because obviously the world needed one more 5 days ago:
Thanks its super unique LOL.
- Comment on ..? 5 days ago:
I forget this fuck’s name. No, don’t google it, its totally fine.
Let’s call them all “Epstein files”
- Comment on Presenting ilias, yet another dashboard because obviously the world needed one more 5 days ago:
Its just an idea…
When my router says “threat” and gives me an IP address, this address gets added to a big ass database that all routers see. Then every router in the world blocks their ass out…get them to go to a government office and ID themselves as an adult if they want back in.
- Comment on Presenting ilias, yet another dashboard because obviously the world needed one more 5 days ago:
Hey everyone! I think I got a cool idea for a dashboard!
- Comment on bold words 6 days ago:
They said 3
- Comment on bold words 6 days ago:
Invest in Apple.
- Comment on More police busts in Italy 6 days ago:
Sir! Put that piece of wood down and nobody gets hurt!
- Comment on A drill technically becomes a screwdriver when you insert a drill bit into it 6 days ago:
And a hole saw, and a grinder!
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 6 days ago:
LOL, why would anyone be retarded enough to watch?
