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- Comment on Microsoft Copilot wtf 3 hours ago:
Sure! Here are ten things regarding -public opinion!
- Comment on If you know a rather simple fundamental flaw in a new trillion dollar technology that everyone missed, what would you do? 4 hours ago:
I know of a few that would stop technology development cold. I will not be sharing such information.
- Comment on Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it’s costing the economy 7 hours ago:
I got one year older.
- Comment on Home Assistant Connect ZBT-2 - A USB adapter that plugs into your Home Assistant system and opens up a world of smart device options 16 hours ago:
The version with the rounded top is the smart dildo.
- Comment on Can I make a Bluetooth button to skip YouTube ads on the computer? 1 day ago:
My suggestion is to not watch YouTube videos.
- Comment on 🤔 Interesting Theory. 4 days ago:
Alright sounds good.
I’m looking forward to someone at some point taking a photo or video at the decisive moment when orange man realizes he is truly gay, unique and the president of the God damn United States. As a gay or bisexual man he could unify the country and truly make America great again (assuming he’s fucked it up real good so far, which is a good assumption). Please be bi! Please be bi! Please come out as bi! He’s got 3 more years as president and just possibly just a handful more as a human bean. He has the potential to uplift us instead of antagonize us. All he has to do is realize he’s gay or bisexual and tell us all about it after he pardons himself again for abusing underaged people.
- Comment on 🤔 Interesting Theory. 4 days ago:
Possibly?
Well I got down voted. But this might be an unfortunate truth and we’re missing it. Trump is at least bisexual if he’s giving blow jobs on the side. And he obviously doesn’t want us all to know about it.
- Comment on challenge 4 days ago:
Jacklyn Chan, Jackie Chan-Darn!
- Comment on challenge 4 days ago:
Yes, I believe I would do it even if everyone I know must die of natural causes some day…at random!
- Comment on 🤔 Interesting Theory. 4 days ago:
We just have to accept it! Trump is our first LGBTQ president. He just happens to be the closeted kind. So at every moment where their secret could come out, they double it down on lies and deception. Not everyone is like that, but I can see why. I’ve heard that Hitler was also a gay person.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Adolf_Hitler
And I heard on NPR last night that he had a micropenis and undecended testicles. This doesn’t make you or anyone a bad person at all. What is relevant is that we’re all suffering due to the personal suffering and vendettas that some random asshole has.
- Comment on Over the past 5 years, police in the U.S. have killed over 9,000 people 4 days ago:
9-11 was only 5000 people. And that was a 20 year war.
- Comment on Meta - There's Levels To This Shit 4 days ago:
This seems relevant:
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 5 days ago:
Amish rules…education restricted to 8th grade since you don’t need any more than that.
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 5 days ago:
My right foot was only meant to step on the moon. So I’m not going to use it for anything else!
- Comment on Windows 11 could actually become the same kind of mistake Sony made with the PS3 5 days ago:
That’s where it’s heading. Because why would I use software I don’t trust at home? New entrepreneurs will be using Linux because it doesn’t sell their data.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
Can you even cook that? And do you refrigerate it before use?
- Comment on "I hope we have an LGBTQ+ president" 6 days ago:
He sucked Clinton’s huge cock undercover! He was there to look for…err…to look after barely legal people who were like minded. Or taken forcefully or otherwise probably.
- Comment on If Valve creates an "entry point" for living room PCs, the console-beating Steam Machines will follow, argues Baldur's Gate 3's publishing director 6 days ago:
Also, I will never purchase a gaming console for my kids to get addicted to it. Get the kids an “IPad”? I learned my lesson. Horrified by the results. Good luck out there! Don’t complaint if you don’t get into that graduate program that your parents dreamed of for you. Also can’t get a girl pregnant if you don’t know what that other joystick is for, so maybe this is not too bad. I’m conflicted by no, no “entry point” into my house or my pocket thanks.
- Comment on In reversal, Trump supports House vote to release Epstein files 6 days ago:
Ah! He’s still alive. Got it!
- Comment on iRobot’s revenue has tanked and it’s almost out of cash | "Roomba customers are understandably concerned about the impact these current financial troubles might have on their home cleaning robots." 6 days ago:
Maybe we can come up with a decentralized serverless way to control all these vacuums while stealing people’s data for charity?
Hey roomba! I want a second mortgage!
Hey roomba! My bank account is huge I wish a credit card company would just call me! - Comment on Pure contentment 6 days ago:
I can only dream of tickling someone’s bladder…cue musical!..
I. Wish I could tickle your bladder!
From inside!
If I could pickle that tickle.
From insaaaaa iiide!
- Comment on YSK about the French Republican Calendar 6 days ago:
10 day week…screw that! How about Saturday, Sunday, Monday… And it repeats! Saturday, Sunday, Monday! You work 8 hours on Monday. You rest Saturday and Sunday.
- Comment on Every accusation is a confession? More like everything is a confession 6 days ago:
Operation spitroast is starting! The double shaft is out! I repeat, he double shaft is out! And they’re gonna do until the bubble pops and the economy relaxes! There’s going to be a lot of white stuff all over the place in a big big mess!
- Comment on 🔥🔥🔥 1 week ago:
That’s why presidents travel so much! The brojobs!
Brazil, you want free trade right? Can’t find the micropenis? Fine! Unzip mah man!
- Comment on Looking for a selfhostable chat service that people on phone and computers can log onto 1 week ago:
This one is very interesting!
- Comment on What if tRump is Secretly bisexual but forced to be deeply ashamed of it like the rest of his generation? 1 week ago:
Time to come out to all. The truth will set us all free!
- Comment on Trump's Big Beautiful Bill 1 week ago:
Hilarious!
- Comment on Trump's Big Beautiful Bill 1 week ago:
Oh man! Okay, I give up. Okay, here’s the truth, I did not give Bill Clinton a bj! I’m the only person in the world that Bill’s big rock hard shlong has not been into.
- Comment on Scientists Created a Bulletproof Material 3 Times Stronger Than Kevlar—It’s Already Breaking Records 1 week ago:
Its Robert Murray Smith and his continuous ability to mesmerize people with carbon powder.
- Comment on 🦬🦬🦬 1 week ago:
This Leck sick
