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- Comment on Chomp! 2 days ago:
…I love you! I love the way you look at me and the aroma of your smile. Ah yes! Your smile reminds me of a highschool locker room. It’d such a great smelling smile!
Smile for me please! 1, 2, 3…there it is, I’m smelling, go ahead and smile! And I’m smelling. Smellovision will be such a big hit! I’m telling you, if they could just smell you smile like I’m smelling you!
People at home: quick turn it on! I wanna smell the news! Yeah what is she wearing tonight? Cocoa! I love her cocoa smile! Yeah catastrophic alien invasion. Oh man her smile smells great!!!
- Comment on YSK - All song birds on the planet are descended from ancestors in Australia. 2 days ago:
Yeah, like that, but with constant song bird singing.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
LOL.
- Comment on YSK - All song birds on the planet are descended from ancestors in Australia. 2 days ago:
Song birds must have been much larger in prehistoric times I assume. Maybe not 11’ tall but what about the size of a crow or a dog? Imagine chirping so loud you can still hear it if you close your doors.
- Comment on YSK - All song birds on the planet are descended from ancestors in Australia. 2 days ago:
Imagine a 10’ tall lyrebird roaming free thru the streets…honking, pretending to be a camera, an ambulance, a fire truck.
At night it keeps repeating parts of the news…“and the president will invade Eur! And the p…”
My best guess is that’s why we don’t see any of those things these days. Someone or something got pissed.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
This is exactly correct. Its like these people are not giving it one thought.
There are two bills one says to not sell to criminals and to not allow them to operate the machines…hmm okay…
Hey, I’m selling my Bridgeport!
Hey I want to buy it!
Are you a Felon?
No
Prove it, please fill out this application form so we can send it off to the government for review.
No thanks!
Wait so are you a Felon or just because its stupid and intrusive?
Stupid and intrusive!
Okay thanks!
Hold on, my raspberry pi just got done comparing the model to one of a million different barrels. This will take a while…
Ten years later…
The new raspberry pi 34 can do 3 comparisons per day! And on just 10mW! Wow!
- Comment on How can we convince Trump voters to NOT vote for Trump (or Vance) in the 2026 midterms and the 2028 election? 2 days ago:
Its the midterms. They’re not on the ballot.
Oh I see the joke. Continue.
- Comment on He's not sure but he thinks he knows what she is shopping for 3 days ago:
Our Spencer is a guy. He’s okay, a little chunky but otherwise fine.
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Hey I found a rusty steel rod! It’s about 12" long, 9" girth and it comes with an actuator. I just need to test this biologically. Any clue where I might find a deserving biological receptor for this metallic sample?
Its for a science friend.
- Comment on My friends are by my side 4 days ago:
Day 4. I’m taking 1200 mg of bromelain and 45mg of papaine per day once a day. I take the bromelain before my meal and the papaine after the meal. I’m also taking L.Reuteri to keep things regular.
It doesn’t seem to cause me irritation of the stomach, but I did have an unrelated asshole itch and subsequent irritation of the area. I suffer from hemorrhoids so it may be related to that. I will keep this updated as I go. So far.
- Comment on Lose yourself 6 days ago:
Does he know that’s Tue punisher’s skull logo he’s using? Doesn’t he know the iron…yeah probably more iron would serve him well. Whatever.
- Comment on The consequences of not building enough housing 1 week ago:
It’s all about the used backpack market here man!
- Comment on My friends are by my side 1 week ago:
Hopefully my ophthalmologist will be surprised.
- Comment on My friends are by my side 1 week ago:
I googled and there’s evidence of this working so I will try this out.
- Comment on My friends are by my side 1 week ago:
My dad had this done and his knees don’t hurt from gout anymore. His diet changed dramatically too. Zero meats. It’s been a while so I am allowed this one gag about my dad! He was such a great guy and I miss him very much. IE he is D I D dead, so he is in a sense vegan like myself.
All seriousness aside, he did get detached retinas and the vitrious liquid in his eyeball replaced. We could see the bubble and his eyes changed from brown to green. My coworker too had a lens op where they also replaced the stuff in the eye.
- Comment on QWERTY Phones Are Really Trying to Make a Comeback This Year 1 week ago:
And no AI?
- Comment on Being Trans Isn't Normal or Part of Nature...or is it...? 1 week ago:
Okay looks like this one is the female because it has the babies! Oh wait I has a penis so this is the male. The other one is the female because it has the vagina. Oh but it can’t have babies. Then this one is the male! And that one is the female because it has the babies. Oh but it has a penis… Repeat.
- Comment on Have you ever had a shave in a barber shop or spa? 1 week ago:
Exactly. Welcome to the club LOL.
- Comment on Have you ever had a shave in a barber shop or spa? 1 week ago:
Some Portographic actors and actress have incredible skills specific to them doing porn that people do want to pay for. Its not just about having great looking bodies but showing the sex act as pornographically as possible to the viewers at home. There’s skill behind every scene. Even in those scenes where the actor or actress gets used like a strawberry cheesecake sandwich, there’s still skill to do that. For that reason I don’t do porn. But I would if I could.
- Comment on US | Verizon to stop automatic unlocking of phones as FCC ends 60-day unlock rule 1 week ago:
I thought they wanted me to buy a phone. Fuck AI and fuck locked phones.
- Comment on RAM may be abominably expensive, but hey, at least SSD prices are also exploding 1 week ago:
Or living under a bridge. Also an option.
- Comment on A 5% mix of PVA to heal wounds 1 week ago:
Here’s a skin tag remover which is literally just an acid in liquid form (as opposed to the undissolved salt crystals) theoryskincare.com/…/annilhilate-wart-mole-skin-t…
- Comment on A 5% mix of PVA to heal wounds 1 week ago:
Here’s another:
www.mdpi.com/1999-4923/16/11/1388
There’s like a bazillion entries showing that various PVA foams and crosslinked systems have been used to test for wound dressing.
- Comment on A 5% mix of PVA to heal wounds 1 week ago:
OK you say that but may I present to you a few white papers supporting my findings as a citizen scientist and actual engineer and hemorrhoid sufferer:
- Comment on A 5% mix of PVA to heal wounds 1 week ago:
What’s a microgram between friends.
- Comment on A 5% mix of PVA to heal wounds 1 week ago:
LOL. C’mon!
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- Comment on Stove seamine 1 week ago:
Its only warm for a few seconds. Then it gets uncomfortably warm. Then I assume it gets hot, too hot, get me off this thing hot and too late I’m stuck to this thing hot and I can’t feel anything down there but it smells a bit weird. That’s 3rd degree. They gotta cut the spike off and you’re going to the ER with the spike in place.
- Comment on Instead of everyone leaving NATO, could everyone else just kick the US out? 2 weeks ago:
Just leave NATO and have a secret one without telling us at all.
All we would see is things like “the leaders of such and such had a meeting Wednesday at whatever place”
- Comment on Stove seamine 2 weeks ago:
Yes, doctor, all three have 3rd degree burnt anuses…
