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- Comment on Taxes are cool 11 hours ago:
Sex work is still work. They deserve dignity and recognition for what they do for the rest of us. In my moments of solitude only Lulu brings warmth to my life. She’s awesome. I hope things go well to all you guys who do porn for us ugly people.
- Comment on Microsoft May Remove Windows 11 Online Login Requirement 1 day ago:
Nah, keep it. Looks good on y’all! Just keep that OS far far away from my computers.
- Comment on Might a well bring it full circle 1 day ago:
Never trust a hooker trying to sell you corn…or…hear me out…Hanna on 35th! She’s got the best corn!
- Comment on Is there still anyway to bypass Youtube "Sign in to confirm your age" bullshit in 2026? 1 day ago:
Can’t find much in terms of a penis.
This is an unfair double standard:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMOSBZi6cHU&t=43
www.youtube.com/watch?v=upxEK7dbYBI&t=55
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXvRrLmS1E&t=131
Finally some real penises:
- Comment on Is there still anyway to bypass Youtube "Sign in to confirm your age" bullshit in 2026? 1 day ago:
- Comment on Is there still anyway to bypass Youtube "Sign in to confirm your age" bullshit in 2026? 1 day ago:
Here’s one with big areolas covered in sand!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0eYPftTXLM&t=88
But you know its tits because it looks like sandy tits.
- Comment on Is there still anyway to bypass Youtube "Sign in to confirm your age" bullshit in 2026? 1 day ago:
- Comment on Is there still anyway to bypass Youtube "Sign in to confirm your age" bullshit in 2026? 1 day ago:
If only there were videos on YouTube of people cleaning naked or trying transparent clothes.
- Comment on A new market for tobacco companies 2 days ago:
Maybe place squirrels strategically near vamping stores and let hilarity ensue?
- Comment on Gotta Philip soon? 2 days ago:
NPR has a whole dedicated show on the various terms people use for gasoline around the country from what I recall, but I don’t have a link to it. It’s fascinating.
- Comment on Gotta Philip soon? 2 days ago:
LOL, all countries are like this because not everyone wants be an engineer.
I’m an engineer. I used to look at dynamic raster images on a phosphorus coated screen excited by accelerated electrons organized and guided in scan lines by a special electromagnetic steering mechanism while under vacuum. Other people watched TV.
You might not believe it, but liquefied petroleum gas is as technical a term as the word pizza. Everyone understands what it is to a certain level, but it is itself not an actual technical descriptor of what you got in your metal tank. You can have a 5 gallon tank of propane at 300PSIA and you’d have a scientific descriptor of what the stuff inside is.
Finally, gas, liquid or solid, they are all fuels. In America, the qoloquial term in the California, Oregon and Washington state areas (west coast) is gas, short for the trademark “gasoline” as opposed to referring to the fuel’s matter state. In other places people refer to it as petroleum, petrol, fuel. In Mexico there are various fuels for sale at the pump… There is petroleo, which is liquid but is neither gasoline nor diesel but something in between, there’s gasolina and disel. Gasoline in Mexico will have funny terms like magnazin…well WTF does that mean? Do they put magnesium in it? Is it synthetic? No clue, but there you are. If you want to, you can find out simply by searching for that information… Formally referred to as “googling it”, which is another non scientific, meaningless term. I’ve gone back to “searching the web” because Google is now an evil company.
- Comment on What happens if an instance gets down? 3 days ago:
…but I get up again, you’re never gonna keep me down?
- Comment on Google gives Android users a way to install unverified apps if they prove they really, really want to 3 days ago:
Here’s a bike…you really wanna ride it? C’mon step on the pedals! Butt on the seat. Left hand goes on the left handle, right hand on the other handle. Okay! You’re doing great! Wait for two weeks to see if you still want to ride a bike. And write me an essay about it. Close your eyes and open your mouth… Wider…wider…feel anything? Ok narrower! Narrower… Anything? A Worm!!! How insulting! No bike for you!
- Comment on Microsoft is ending the Windows Update nightmare — and letting you pause them indefinitely 3 days ago:
I don’t care!
Hey pets mart is not shooting small puppies in a bucket anymore! This is great! Let’s go buy from them!
- Comment on vlc thigh high 3 days ago:
VLC…let’s have a separate window for the scrollbar and the video list…also make the scrollbar invisibly thin and invisible… Gotta hover over the bitch to see how thin it is! Roger! That’s a great idea! Let’s implement it!
- Comment on ChatGPT’s ‘Adult Mode’ Could Spark a New Era of Intimate Surveillance 3 days ago:
…i will not engage in sexual conversation with you, but you could arrange the dildos as a way of entertainment!
- Comment on Try Tab Notes in Firefox to leave a note on any page | The Mozilla Blog 3 days ago:
If we could share those notes publicly that would be awesome!
Home depot - this branch sucks, the plumbing guy is new and the electrical guy is always organizing boxes and complaining about how you mixed parts from one box into another. Also won’t take my return and had my uncle deported.
- Comment on Apple will reportedly bring ads to Apple Maps soon 3 days ago:
Chevron with Tekron! (Whatever the fuck Tekron is) $17.89! A gallon! Coming this June!
- Comment on What is likely to happen when/if trump dies? 3 days ago:
When I get one of his new coins I’m going to glue it to the bottom of the toilet so everyone will pee on him. I heard he likes that.
- Comment on Musk wades into DHS shutdown, floats paying TSA salaries 4 days ago:
He wants to purchase our army of assholes.
- Comment on Your daily Luigi post 4 days ago:
Dang, Sailish got old quick!
- Comment on Pluto TV Celebrates William Shatner’s Birthday With Star Trek Takeover Including All The Movies Streaming Free 4 days ago:
The Pluto app has a bunch of trackers by the way. Remove it.
- Comment on Iran war cuts off helium from Qatar, and shortages will start to bite in a few weeks, threatening chip supply chains that fuel the AI boom 4 days ago:
Helium-icon microscopes, an alternative to scanning electron microscopes.
Leak detection is needed to check Air Conditioners…let that sink in!!!
- Comment on Iran war cuts off helium from Qatar, and shortages will start to bite in a few weeks, threatening chip supply chains that fuel the AI boom 4 days ago:
- Comment on Iran war cuts off helium from Qatar, and shortages will start to bite in a few weeks, threatening chip supply chains that fuel the AI boom 4 days ago:
- Comment on Gotta Philip soon? 4 days ago:
Oh nevermind, looks like Mexico is gonna Cuba soon:
- Comment on Gotta Philip soon? 4 days ago:
I actually could bike 1hr to work and 1hr back. But with the helium industry fucked up and gasoline thru the roof, I think the business will be going under soon. I’ll take on carpentry and work from my basement.
- Comment on Gotta Philip soon? 4 days ago:
Ahh yes! How could I forget! Singas that’s popular in Mexico. They use trash and corn I think.
- Comment on Iran war cuts off helium from Qatar, and shortages will start to bite in a few weeks, threatening chip supply chains that fuel the AI boom 4 days ago:
Party balloons… Some use hydrogen and methane… Right?
- Comment on Iran war cuts off helium from Qatar, and shortages will start to bite in a few weeks, threatening chip supply chains that fuel the AI boom 4 days ago:
Hold on to your phones like they were the very last ones ever made. No helium = no computing at all.
Hard drives use helium. Aluminum/tig and other Welding uses helium, all chip making processes use helium, laser cutters use helium, fusion energy LOL, uses helium like a total bitch. Some chemistry uses helium.
We are soooo fucked.
