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- Comment on Microsoft still can't convince folks to upgrade to Windows 11 17 hours ago:
Yeah, that whole thing is just such a waste of time. Microsoft is trying to trap as many companies as possible like Google did for individual people in gmail.
I think its
- Comment on Microsoft still can't convince folks to upgrade to Windows 11 1 day ago:
Replace that with “will never”…except at work because CEOs are stupid.
- Comment on Been watching a few different angles just to see what I can see, and I gotta say that this guy's wojak face makes me laugh out loud 1 day ago:
I thought that guy was a total piece of shit? Right? Then its a legit shit post’
- Comment on How did Luke Skywalker learn to communicate with Astromech droids? How did he learn the language whilst living on Tatooine? 1 day ago:
Via its a movie reasons.
- Comment on THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come 1 day ago:
LOL hilarious! Trying to fool AI into thinking that trees don’t actually need securing when everyone knows those things are basically evil and they live everywhere!
- Comment on Clock logic 2 days ago:
Alright, I’m calling a 4.1666666666666666666666666666 metric hour meeting to discuss this!
The meeting might run to a full 5 metric hours.
- Comment on Trump's video on the shooting of Kirk appears to be AI 2 days ago:
So I could also impersonate myself to be way more coherent?
I wonder is I could make my self lase too…I might need a little tickle to get me started…
Oh, no photonics experts on here…I’ll phase my self out…
- Comment on Too soon? 2 days ago:
I had a good night sleep.
- Comment on Yes, that's me stretched out on the bed, hand on my hip waiting for you; why do you ask? 3 days ago:
And for $3.99? That’s a bargain to keep gramma happy.
- Comment on What if LGBT adopts a white and grey striped flag to replace the rainbow? Then Florida would have to abolish crosswalks entirely. 3 days ago:
Now we just get the uniforms:
- Comment on All in a day's work 4 days ago:
Great! I need a new metal band for my band saw!
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- Comment on Good luck! 5 days ago:
Then you walk downstairs into the shower box!
- Comment on Good luck! 5 days ago:
Yeah, at least it has a bidet!
- Comment on A conundrum 6 days ago:
Suppose I was the bank…
Guy1) Hey bank I want to sell my house for $1,000,000.00. Here is the deed, I owe $999,999.00 bank2.Bank1) OK I’ll take the house, here is $1.00 and $999,999.00 for bank2. Did you fuck up the house or burn it down to the point I can’t sell it?
Guy1) yup to the ground I burnt it all.
Assessor) I’ll charge Bank 1 $300 to go asses the price. Yeah currently this property can be sold for $300,546.00.
Bank 1) OK Guy1, you owe Bank2 $699,454.00 but here’s your $1.00.
Guy1) your honor I need to file for chapter 11. I have no money
Guy2) Bank 1, I would like to buy this property.
Bank1) Sure that’ll be $1,000,000.00.
- Comment on Have there been any technological advances in boucey ball technology in the last decade or two? 6 days ago:
The car still flies if anyone is wondering.
- Comment on How to poop outdoors in a way that won’t harm the environment and other hikers 6 days ago:
Stop mixing it with broken glass and tossing it at other people’s eyes. That’s step one.
- Comment on Is there no good inexpensive CAD software? 6 days ago:
Install the stable versions not the developer versions. Freecad is seriously good. I’m using both freecad and NX on a project. NX for drawings because freecad still chokes on drawings. But its getting better for drawings. We’ll be fully jumping to freecad soon.
- Comment on "Very dramatic shift" - Linus Tech Tips opens up about the channel's declining viewership 1 week ago:
There are people who do and people who watch. I think the people who do but can’t afford are the ones leaving. Now you’re left with people watching and the few that can afford to do.
- Comment on "Very dramatic shift" - Linus Tech Tips opens up about the channel's declining viewership 1 week ago:
Exactly!
- Comment on "Very dramatic shift" - Linus Tech Tips opens up about the channel's declining viewership 1 week ago:
I think its because people don’t have money?
- Comment on What If There’s No AGI? 1 week ago:
Not smarter. Chat GPT is basically just a book that reads itself.
- Comment on If only some of our tax money went to firefighting 1 week ago:
Its crazy out there right now man! I hope they get out of the way.
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- Comment on Why Gel Nail Polish Is Now Banned in Europe—but Not the US 1 week ago:
Wow, very interesting. I know about MMA being a bad monomer and EMA being the current cheap less bad one but didn’t know about TPO.
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- Comment on Poll: Majority of Mexicans think bilateral relationship with US is deteriorating 1 week ago:
Ah que la chingada! Pero que cabrones esta pasando? Verda? Oh no?
No pus si si…si.
Pero si no pus no. Nimodo.
- Comment on Say hello to Bary 1 week ago:
Simeon’s cousin is definitely going to say that their dad owns the Gary Center.
- Comment on Big Surprise—Nobody Wants 8K TVs 1 week ago:
Dude, everything used to be black and white and staticky. Resolution was in electron lines lol.
- Comment on Google gets to keep Chrome, judge rules in search antitrust case 1 week ago:
Just don’t do it again mmmkay?
