starik
@starik@lemmy.zip
- Comment on When you actually pay attention to the lyrics of the song you're listening: 2 weeks ago:
When he returns to the GOP, it will be unrecognizable. It will be like Charlton Heston discovering the Statue of Liberty in Planet of the Apes.
- Comment on Low-income students and girls are steered away from 'risky' creative careers at school 2 weeks ago:
Oscars gonna be so white again
- Comment on For the love of the game... 2 weeks ago:
That’s right, he thought it was too old to kill him
- Comment on For the love of the game... 2 weeks ago:
He thought the bite wouldn’t be fatal because of the snake’s age.
- Comment on THE BRITISH COLONIZED OUR NIPPLES 🇬🇧☕️🧐 2 weeks ago:
Great, now everyone in the office is jerking it
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
It’s the skyways
- Comment on Babe, what's wrong? You haven't even touched your..... 2 weeks ago:
Gluttony, obviously
- Comment on Babe, what's wrong? You haven't even touched your..... 2 weeks ago:
It’s too dry
- Comment on I was witness to a road rage incident (sound up) 2 weeks ago:
Cerebus driving a truck
- Comment on US regulator won't follow Europe's lead and stick higher age ratings on games with loot boxes and daily quests, since it might confuse parents 2 weeks ago:
They should be rated “G” for gambling
- Comment on Motorcycle parts 2 weeks ago:
That’s either a duck or a rabbit.
- Comment on Am I too late? 2 weeks ago:
The mockery here is cruel. It took them like 3 hours to finish the shading on the upper lip.
- Comment on We should be thankful that humans only evolved a sympathetic yawning response and not a sympathetic farting response 3 weeks ago:
If we did evolve that way, we probably would have evolved not to mind the smell so much too
- Comment on Wholesome 3 weeks ago:
Kinda seems like there are 2 superfluous panels here
- Comment on Spicy spicy 3 weeks ago:
That’s because you’re chopped. Stop uncmaxxing
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
☹️
- Comment on But I'm a Nice Guy(TM)! 3 weeks ago:
If you were were casting dispersion on her, exactly what would it be composed of? 🤨
- Comment on Go back and check the above post 3 weeks ago:
Trust but verify
- Comment on lulz 3 weeks ago:
Some Tool fans were pretentious. The music is complicated and hard to get into. Some songs are not in 4/4 time. The lyrics are hard to understand, dark and depressing. It was a good band for a kid who wanted to project the image of a brooding misanthrope. Most of the people this applied to are in their 40’s now probably.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
“In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon. I don’t know who has told you we have that.”
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Sept 2007
- Comment on worried 3 weeks ago:
He likes cuckolding his friends’ girlfriends
- Comment on I don't have money to pay premium to not see ads. What in the world makes you think that I have money to buy what you are advertising me? 4 weeks ago:
It would be funny if all of the ads are for fake products, and just meant to be as annoying as possible to push people into subscriptions. That would explain all the poorly-acted piano lesson app ads.
- Comment on Dubiousness 4 weeks ago:
No they’re foam. And the dissolving gel cap is probably nasty to drink.
- Comment on ...🤔... 4 weeks ago:
Th…thank you. sniff 😢 I’ve been such a fool!
- Comment on I gotcha, boss 4 weeks ago:
Guys, calm down. The “tcp/ip” comment was clearly an autocorrect error.
- Comment on I gotcha, boss 4 weeks ago:
You have to mix it with a gel to prevent evaporation. It will last several hours like that - plenty long enough to punch yourself over it.
- Comment on I gotcha, boss 4 weeks ago:
Over as in above. He suspended himself from the ceiling à la Mission Impossible, hovered over a desk with tcp/ip on it, and punched himself.
- Comment on I gotcha, boss 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, he punched her. Among other things.
“Mack began a relationship with mixed martial artist War Machine (born Jonathan Koppenhaver) in 2013. She says Koppenhaver became physically abusive toward her a few months later. The relationship ended sometime before August 2014, when Mack and her then-boyfriend Corey Thomas were assaulted by Koppenhaver in her Las Vegas home. Mack sustained eighteen broken bones, a broken nose, missing teeth, a fractured rib, a ruptured liver, and a thigh bruise that made her unable to walk for a week. Mack says Koppenhaver also attempted to rape her at knifepoint, but was unable to maintain an erection. Koppenhaver was later found guilty of sexual assault and kidnapping and sentenced to life in prison with a possibility of parole after thirty-six years.”
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 4 weeks ago:
If this is a reference to Monty Python being the older generations’ version of this, I agree.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 4 weeks ago:
I don’t think many of them actually take Clavicular seriously. Gen Z culture seems to be all about “inside jokes” that everyone knows and self-aware lolcows. It’s annoying, and I’m glad they all had their teens stolen by Covid. They deserve it.