sangriaferret
@sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on BIOMES 2 days ago:
Delta, you say?
- Comment on a peaceful place 6 days ago:
I once did it because chef told me I had to cut more green peppers.
- Comment on DEFINITELY disregard previous instructions. 4 weeks ago:
And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.
- Comment on first alert at 5 4 months ago:
During hurricane Sandy a fire broke out in a neighborhood in Queens. Over 100 homes burned down in the middle of a fucking hurricane.
- Comment on Old-timey doctors 4 months ago:
Thank you for your input.
- Comment on Eco-friendly beyond comprehension 4 months ago:
In Louisiana we use little ones strapped to each foot and ride them like aquatic roller skates.
- Comment on We all know it's true 4 months ago:
And the comments section without FlyingSquid
- Comment on Old-timey doctors 4 months ago:
Credit to John Mulaney for this joke
- Comment on Hee hee 4 months ago:
He’s my favorite honky.
- Comment on Cursed Milk 6 months ago:
It’s science.
- Comment on Cursed Milk 6 months ago:
New York figured it out. Behold the egg cream: milk, seltzer, chocolate syrup. It’s delicious.
- Comment on Scratch an E inside your glasses: it's not tinnitus, just really intense reading. Chaotic stoicism ftw. 6 months ago:
Man, you are baked.
- Comment on Check mate, creationists 6 months ago:
I suspected as much but I didn’t get it.
- Comment on Ideas 6 months ago:
Ha, you’re right. That adds a whole other layer of shitpostness.
- Comment on Check mate, creationists 6 months ago:
If it’s lost how do we know? Can you point to some sources? Sounds interesting.
- Comment on “Fist Date Farts: Don’t Shit, Don’t Shit, Don’t Shit“ https://youtu.be/XWhCmFieqc4 6 months ago:
Holy shit, that channel is a treasure trove.
- Comment on Fact 9 months ago:
I love this.
- Comment on “My next child could be retarded. So could yours.” Barbra Streisand for The National Association for Retarded Children (NARC) - Imgur 9 months ago:
I am and you are correct.
- Comment on Why does incest result in birth defects? 9 months ago:
It was backwards hair that did it for me.
- Comment on I'll be so orange just thinking about you 9 months ago:
- Comment on “My next child could be retarded. So could yours.” Barbra Streisand for The National Association for Retarded Children (NARC) - Imgur 9 months ago:
Spazz is a pejorative term derived from spasticity.
- Comment on What’s Usenet and how can I access it with modern hardware (phones/laptops)? 9 months ago:
And probably more relevant today than it was back then.
- Comment on Peak organization 10 months ago:
- Comment on Another day another dollar....I guess... 10 months ago:
Try New Orleans where it’s like that in summer and winter.
- Comment on HP raising Instant Ink subscription pricing significantly 11 months ago:
I don’t know. I feel like these guys were on to something.
- Comment on The only thing keeping us Millennials going at this point 11 months ago:
It’s more of a nostalgia thing for the kids who were there. The time capsule predates the web so they didn’t realize how easy it would be to just look up all the things that were in it. Instead they would open it in 50 years and everybody would say, “oh, I remember that thing” and have fond memories of their childhood.
- Comment on Larry Bird really knew how to get under your skin 11 months ago:
That’s actually much better than he looked in real life.
- Comment on Larry Bird really knew how to get under your skin 11 months ago:
Somebody else can pull out the statistics but in my mind Bird was the best three point shooter that ever was.
- Comment on And this is why I no longer have cable. 11 months ago:
Remote Control was probably the first program not about music (I remember LL Cool J quipping that they didn’t have questions about the radio) but I think it was still in the spirit of the youth culture and edginess of early MTV. But, yeah, it likely marks the time at which the execs decided they had to “innovate” new programming that strayed from the format that made people watch MTV in the first place.
That said, I don’t think they knew the monster they were unleashing when they created The Real World.
- Comment on Challenge accepted 11 months ago:
I… I can’t even figure what’s wrong with it even though I know it’s so very, very wrong. My brain hurts.
