sangriaferret

@sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨High School Was Awesome⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just checked an ID at the bar where I work that had almost all of the card snapped off except for the picture. They assured me it was “valid.” Sure, I’ll just take your word on that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I went to college in Alabama (southern USA) and my very country barber was mostly unintelligible but one day, mid-sentence, the words “statutory rape” very articulately came out of his mouth and I still wonder what the fuck that was all about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WTF BIT ME?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bedbugs as someone else said. If this was at home clean the fuck out your house. Like, deep clean. Twice. Check the seams on your mattress and pillows. If you have a clothes dryer throw in everything that is safe to put in a dryer. Leave it in there for at least an hour. You can’t imagine the psychological terror of having a potential infestation. You need to fight back hard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well do you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Scissoring

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well do you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like scissoring would be an option.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I eat that often.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Manic banana!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grab your pitchforks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m with you. I’d never order a Hawaiian but if you put one in front of me I totally be happy with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If chickens are modern dinosaurs some dinosaurs probably tasted like chicken.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not really. Kind of but more… gamey I guess?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A handy chart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My first thought is that the tides would disappear. I’m sure that would fuck up things somehow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dinner is ready! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mediterranean, middle eastern, indian, Chinese, se asian. I can live with that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Safety smth smth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For years I drove an extended fifteen passenger van countless miles across the US with a completely obscured rear window. If you know how to use your side mirrors and pay attention to traffic you will know what’s behind you. How do you think truckers do it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Rizz", "cooking" and "based" are going to be stereotypical old people words one day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “cooking” in the context of doing something well has been around for a long time. Think, “now you’re cooking!” Or the less common “now you’re cooking with gas!”

  I think it’s just in more frequent use currently. It will be interesting to see if people stop using it after it goes out of fashion with the youth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨captions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The "We Tried" Award⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m almost got mad until i saw what community i was in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never been so attracted to someone⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, I actually laughed at one of these for once

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Before she was famous Lady Gaga used to hang out at a tiny bar in lower Manhattan. She go-go danced sometimes and was part of the scene of regulars there.

  I started working there years later after she had become a superstar and a lot of those regulars still hung out there. She was still tight with them and even in a relationship with my boss. She didn’t come around much though and we had to keep things on the DL.

  One night she gave an unadvertised performance in the back room with a jazz combo of some of the regulars backing her. A secret show: If you knew, you knew.

  No rich person hired her. She just wanted to do something fun with her friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The city is so lively⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit, you remember them?! They were so good live.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A completely useful compulsion I have.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I do this and I am not austic.

  I might have picked it up from this guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im watching an episode of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, filmed in black and white. In this scene a guest is showing glass making. What is going on with the film to make these black areas by the flame?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Got a source on that guitar thing? That’s interesting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ENHANCE⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Peripheral vision mainly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you eat soap for acid reflux?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love doing this. It’s like an elementary school science project in my tummy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uniquely American⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would argue that if you can’t afford to tip then you can’t afford the thing you’re buying. It’s an implied part of the price. Labor has to get paid one way or the other

  Let it be said that I think this only applies to traditionally tipped positions. The system is already in place. I don’t think we need to keep turning wage positions into tipped positions as seems to be the trend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uniquely American⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tipped worker here. I made a little over $40 an hour last night not including my base pay. Is that around what slaves earn?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BIOMES⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Delta, you say?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a peaceful place⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I once did it because chef told me I had to cut more green peppers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DEFINITELY disregard previous instructions.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.

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