PattyMcB

@PattyMcB@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my current phobia⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking cock-blockers!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hand loaded and goated⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  New item added to my bucket list, lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It should be a strict rule⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a shitpost. I say: shit away!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube adds new hurdles for ad blockers, and there's currently no way around it⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you were so bored in class you took pens and turned them into weapons⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but that’s a pencil, OP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Premiere News Source⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking magnets. How do they work?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For when joints give you a sore throat and edibles give you a tummy ache⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Good news!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So how would you handle this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is she hot?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They wonder why nobody wants kids anymore.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pregnancy is not an edge case, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They wonder why nobody wants kids anymore.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Home of them vs us

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They wonder why nobody wants kids anymore.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  FMLA IS a right (albeit crap compared to most of the rest of the civilized world). They just find ways to screw people out of it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk Is Rolling xAI Into SpaceX—Creating the World’s Most Valuable Private Company⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Amazing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk Is Rolling xAI Into SpaceX—Creating the World’s Most Valuable Private Company⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol yeah… not how that works at all

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk Is Rolling xAI Into SpaceX—Creating the World’s Most Valuable Private Company⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry Dave. I can’t do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk Is Rolling xAI Into SpaceX—Creating the World’s Most Valuable Private Company⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not to mention the MASSIVE drawbacks to having data centers in space. The guy is going to ruin SpaceX, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rent is theft⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is exactly why I own. Yeah it sucks dealing with maintenance and HOA bullshit, but, no. I won’t enrich some piece of shit for no gain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My muddahs wake. Jeeshush Chrisht!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fugheddaboudit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No low ballers, I know what I have⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better than a fresh Papa John’s pizza

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facial recognition to be rolled out nationwide in major police reforms⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh… til

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK announces largest ever facial recognition rollout as part of policing reforms⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are an unfit mother. Your children are now the property of Carl’s Jr.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK announces largest ever facial recognition rollout as part of policing reforms⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get out the ICP face paint

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facial recognition to be rolled out nationwide in major police reforms⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get out the ICP face paint!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A gourmet meal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Classy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a tight sandwich⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks a little dry. Needs some mayo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nasty thing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Coincidentally my neighbor’s vicious dog just went nuts barking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be ungovernable⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of Eric the Legend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I implore you to stop using the drake meme template⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in complete alignment with this request

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is the fourth one my wife’s?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is definitely not where I parked my car⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude… where’s your car?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The most bizarre tech announced so far at CES 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s exactly where my mind went