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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best feeling⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that only works on big tittie goth girls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Record scratch* freeze frame⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  /c/pegging

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jell-OH MY GOD!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Just looks like a normal bakery to me!” - Poland

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I meant to do that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have CarPlay. It just keeps telling the car behind me that “I found this on the web”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I meant to do that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just get a “how’s my driving? Call xxx-xxx-xxxx” bumper sticker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I meant to do that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Even ignoring that everyone comes to a stop at a redlight and you lose the progress, you genuinely only save three seconds of time, like you said.

  Devil’s advocate: sometimes those three seconds mean they make it through the light and you don’t. And that lead stacks with more and more intersections along the trip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's just science⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I lay in your mom’s yeast roll

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty woman stepping on you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe some light stiletto sounding first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty woman stepping on you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was searching for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well OK then⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a level of precision used only by lawyers and middle-school boys trying to see boobs during truth or dare.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not for a brisket though. I’m too old to stay up that long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have a good trip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yellow shell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just.....why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The oral-b integration has been installed by 13,611 users.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How Ancient Greece created Western Democracy and separated us from the savages.

  Frank’s Ferdinand got assassinated and that was bad, therefore assassinations only make things worse.

  WWII and how the US saved the world.

  Russians were scary but America won.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Viewers like you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Medication can be an important part of mental healthcare for many people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yellow from the egg!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it. We tend to think of raw animal products as either exotic or gross (French steak tartare, Korean yookhwe, Italian carpaccio, German mett, etc). Even filet Américain, despite its name, is something most Americans have never heard of. We don’t really have our own equivalent to these dishes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You won’t find them in grocery stores. But they’re worth ordering for actually-homemade banana pudding.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Polish jalapeño pastry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For older and smaller buildings with food, we often have an “air curtain” generated by a blower above the door. berner.com/…/types-of-air-curtains/

  Though I’ve never seen a home with one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Polish jalapeño pastry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In the US, many stores with food (grocery stores, restaurants) have what’s essentially a pressurized airlock. You go through one set of doors, above which is an outward-facing blower, into a small room with higher pressure, then through another set of doors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not for me, tho⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Javascript lets you compare unlike types without extra steps using ==. If you want strict comparison where “2” isn’t 2, use === and !==. Personally, I find that easier than having to parseint or cast every damn thing. That said, I have build tools set up to enforce strict comparison because I don’t trust myself or others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signal – an ethical replacement for WhatsApp⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A friend hosts my instance. I don’t expect free as in beer hosting, only free as in speech code and protocols.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signal – an ethical replacement for WhatsApp⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I use Element.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My AI Skeptic Friends Are All Nuts⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And combined with a smart watch and a blood pressure cuff, I bet it could learn to edge you perfectly and indefinitely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone has a special talent. You just have to discover yours's⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s the plural possessive, like a plural youse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We don't have⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From seeing cats in heat, I have to assume it’s like temporarily having the sex drive of a 14 year old boy on a first date.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who did this 😂😂😂⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, I had a Tandy 1000HX (very much not a 486) and never had to do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If I saw two people order different sizes of pizzas, my mind wouldn’t be blown, and nobody would consider the situation unreasonable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And it’s not even some crazy stretch to make the premises work. Like if it had said the pizzas are the same size, I’d have to try to come up with something ridiculous to meet the requirements of the question, but people order different size pizzas every day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pro-AI Subreddit Bans 'Uptick' of Users Who Suffer from AI Delusions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What if it’s an infinitely mighty boot? Ya know what’d make it even more mighty? Existing. Therefore it already exists. Start licking!

  I just did a theology!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Texas Cop Searched License Plate Cameras Nationwide for a Woman Who Got an Abortion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For the good of all of us. At least the cis white straight men.