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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk says Tesla is moving Full Self-Driving to a monthly subscription⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am, but not on a Tesla.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Digg launches its new Reddit rival to the public⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It won’t get a chance; I’m not making an account.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ^what’s new pussy cat^

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And there’s the problem. You went straight to it being a cutie. To make it comparable, it should probably be Roseanne.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is definitely not where I parked my car⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Dude! What’s mine say?”

  “Tweet!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your name better be Caleb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At least Ryan can get her off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The boy who was relentlessly bullied by his uncle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Until you eventually, after days of snorting caffeine pills and dancing like Jessie Spano, you fall asleep involuntarily… and swiper finally swipes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Leche de poppy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was hoping for poppy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Competitive gaming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Figured I’d give you another nostalgia hit:

  Attention, Questers! Your mission is now complete! Please return to the airlock on the lower level. The airlock door is below the beacon. Please holster your laser and place your pack on any rack, and thank you for playing LaserQuest!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony AI patent will see PlayStation games play themselves when players are stuck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Younger siblings playing Mario on the second controller in one-player mode.

  But then you have to unplug it for duck hunt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this even a question?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That and bbq.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Competitive gaming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Later on, parts were changed to be less violent.

  “Targets” became “sensors”, and the last line became “I will play fair, play smart, and give it my all”. Also, “holsters” became “holders”. But I refuse to use the new words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Competitive gaming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LaserQuest had unlimited ammo on the default game mode, but there were other game modes with limits. I think Qzar had limited ammo with recharge stations in their default mode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Competitive gaming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I will not run climb or jump

  I will not sit kneel or lie down

  I will not cover any targets

  I will not use offensive language

  I will not make physical contact with other players

  I will play hard, play smart, and play to survive

  And I might stab a motherfucker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨energizing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I miss Sparks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing to see here.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No record was ever beat by Billy Mitchell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priorities⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless it’s for resale to underprivileged minorities (i.e. children) who can’t buy it themselves. Then it makes more sense than buying the equipment and empty canisters to go with the tank.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priorities⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you were to adhere to that dumb rule, it’s based on income, not income minus expenses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fare thee well⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  unzips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  holds up interrobang

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good deal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  sigh…

  unzips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We made you some coffee, Carol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨new trend⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  67

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solidarity⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They need to outlaw casting dark swarm from inside a dark swarm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also useful for buying and flipping smokers’ used cars, if you’re also fine with doing some detailing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And separating the pages of the bible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's ads on an apple⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same, so I go to the other half.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US demands access to tourists' social media histories⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What

  Is up

  With that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Action figure now available!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sigh…