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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's about time we showed concern for the men⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s also caffeine.

  So it’s pretty much mydol, plus that discontinued ingredient.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being honest - same answer for me⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s safe to cook on if you don’t heat it past 500°F.

  Maybe I’m being overly paranoid by not wanting to ingest small amounts twice daily, but I’m going to err on the side of an abundance of caution there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨two sides⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same with Pythagoras.

  He banned beans because he thought they contained souls, demanded his followers endure years of silence, and claimed to remember his past lives (including being a Trojan hero and a fish). His secretive brotherhood treated numbers like divine beings, and he supposedly lost his mind over the music of the spheres — the idea that the planets hum cosmic harmonies. In short: a math genius, yes, but also one philosophical fever dream away from starting a numerology space religion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being honest - same answer for me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  About as much fun as a vibrating device can be. Well, almost.

  I almost want to buy one just to reward them for going there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's got the talent⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed. And fuck goldstar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What they do with the pulp?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But after several generations, you’ll break even from getting more juice per squeezed item!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨geography is neat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the bucket of water the front of house manager is dumping on him from the roof when he walks outside for a smoke break.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What they do with the pulp?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I swear I’m not a corporate shill but it’s the best fucking juicer ever made. I have to adjust recipes because they’ll be like “the juice of 3 limes” and just no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What they do with the pulp?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where did I mention oranges? The 55850 will juice whatever you throw at it, and unlike the device shown, won’t tip forward when you hit bone.

  Personally, I prefer to burn my fremen and collect their steam through a complex distillation system, but I’m more of an Ixian, myself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What they do with the pulp?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This juicer, while visually appealing with its superior symmetry, pales in comparison to the Nemco 55850.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but I’m not shoving my face in Charlie’s neck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cooking 😋⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Found the american

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What even is money at this point⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  100

  Meet Zoidberg, homeowner!

  100!

  Oh…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Leif Erikson one is very subjective though;

  you could learn all the words to De Colores

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Results-oriented lover”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Husband material⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A nice tall glass of OJ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This would result in wasted vodka, which is alcohol abuse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Husband material⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A nice tall glass of OJ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It used to be common to have cans of orange juice concentrate in the freezer. In the morning, you’d dump a can in a pitcher and add water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time I make biscuits from a can⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I can’t provide spoilers, I’m going to need regular updates on your progress.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tall tails⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Steve Jobs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rust⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You must be really addicted. There are treatments that involve belts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clock logic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of that time is irrelevant to me. Let’s just start it in 1970. And I need more precision, so can we do milliseconds instead of seconds?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been downhill since 2020⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then it doesn’t serve its purpose of solving the Fermi paradox.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been downhill since 2020⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This would imply that capitalism is inevitable in species with potentially spacefaring intelligence. I refuse to accept that for my own sanity’s sake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to send a message⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tennessee here. AIM for most people, ICQ for nerds. MSN was for our parents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's still a crust, mom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These are the parts with no filling, just bread. Uncrustables don’t solve that very important problem with “crust”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do you slice it??⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got a six-pack for me and the boys⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheap premade ones maybe. We traditionally make them with brown sugar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i just think they're neat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The blues eat away at my life.