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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone has a special talent. You just have to discover yours's⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s the plural possessive, like a plural youse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We don't have⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  From seeing cats in heat, I have to assume it’s like temporarily having the sex drive of a 14 year old boy on a first date.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who did this 😂😂😂⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, I had a Tandy 1000HX (very much not a 486) and never had to do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If I saw two people order different sizes of pizzas, my mind wouldn’t be blown, and nobody would consider the situation unreasonable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And it’s not even some crazy stretch to make the premises work. Like if it had said the pizzas are the same size, I’d have to try to come up with something ridiculous to meet the requirements of the question, but people order different size pizzas every day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pro-AI Subreddit Bans 'Uptick' of Users Who Suffer from AI Delusions⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What if it’s an infinitely mighty boot? Ya know what’d make it even more mighty? Existing. Therefore it already exists. Start licking!

  I just did a theology!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Texas Cop Searched License Plate Cameras Nationwide for a Woman Who Got an Abortion⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For the good of all of us. At least the cis white straight men.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seanut Putter Jandwich⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Quail Man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bee Aware!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  OwO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can, if it’s soaked into clothing.

• If you unfocus your eyes, it's Boston baked beanslemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-Driving Tesla Fails School Bus Test, Hitting Child-Size Dummies… Meanwhile, Robo-Taxis Hit the Road in 2 Weeks.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “And if you don’t support their actions, you support terrorists, mmmkaaaaayyyy” — Bill Maher

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every toddler becomes a hackerman when they find a tablet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My brother in Lemmy, may I tell you the Good News of the Nike Free Run Flyknit 2018? The she that has such a cult following, it’s still in production 7 years and two sequels later?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sleep well⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From beneath you, it devours

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everybody in the group but you suddenly dies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  UwU

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please advise⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of them are doing it in purpose.

  Some of the employees secretly enjoy it.

  I bet at least one romantic connection has been made this way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vampires are from Jersey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Counterpoint: Buffy (the series, not the movie, not the comic) is the only true vampire canon, and everything else is fanfic, and older stuff is from future time travelers writing fanfic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The world was a nicer place before the advent of leaf blowers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Luckily Ego has stuck with the same 56 volt batteries, just offering them in different capacities but all interchangeable. When they need more, they just take more of them; my pressure washer requires two batteries, and their riding lawn mowers take four.

  The limit of that, however, is that they can’t make small devices, so I have to use a different ecosystem for things like drills, drivers, and sanders. But Ego is so much better than the alternatives for lawn care that it’s worth the extra chargers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The world was a nicer place before the advent of leaf blowers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Counterpoint: your mom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The world was a nicer place before the advent of leaf blowers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And uses the same battery as my pressure washer, lawn mower, weed eater, edger (giggity), misting fan, and chainsaw. It really is a great line of products.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The world was a nicer place before the advent of leaf blowers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I tend to for leaf removal. The blower is more for gutter-cleaning, blowing random woods-generated debris off the porch and deck, and blowing lawn clippings off the sidewalk/street/driveway/walkway back into my lawn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The world was a nicer place before the advent of leaf blowers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or clean your gutters?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The world was a nicer place before the advent of leaf blowers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even battery powered ones? I’d only heard of bans on gas ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The world was a nicer place before the advent of leaf blowers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Luckily I own a battery powered one owned by a giant multinational gas company (Ego/Chevron)!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone loves some good food;⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sous vide, no sear

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨quick health tip⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And the non dairy little single serving things are flavored oil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Teams will soon block screen capture during meetings⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I suspect running teams on Windows in Parallels on a Mac would still let me use the Mac’s screen record feature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ABSOLUTE MADNESS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  and what’s with all the carrots?