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- Comment on Same... 15 hours ago:
Well she sure doesn’t like when it’s not.
- Comment on egg time 6 days ago:
As an Old, I appreciate this Wife Bad humor.
- Comment on Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd 1 week ago:
Except those go from one hope to over a dozen.
- Comment on Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits 1 week ago:
Cadillac CT5
- Comment on Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits 1 week ago:
I like my car’s version that’s just adaptive cruise control combined with using lidar maps of major roads to do lane-centering. I can go on a road trip and not touch the gas, break, or steering wheel for hours, but I have to drive it myself through residential neighborhoods.
- Comment on Nintendon't 1 week ago:
Back in my day, everybody on Reddit was saying they should merge.
- Comment on What a welcoming party 1 week ago:
Still better than the Patience episode of Wondershowzen.
- Comment on one bright second 1 week ago:
Oh don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying he’s right. I just thought the objection was to that specific part, and I thought that part reasonably followed if the earlier parts were accepted.
- Comment on one bright second 1 week ago:
If it’s mathematically equivalent to the starting conditions of our universe, why would it behave differently.
- Comment on one bright second 1 week ago:
The black holes evaporate eventually.
After that, depends on who you ask. Most physicists would say something like “as close to nothing as possible”. Penrose would say at a certain point when nothing can interact with anything else, distance loses meaning, which makes the universe and a singularity equivalent, so then things restart.
- Comment on Discuss 1 week ago:
- Comment on 1 week ago:
If your only human connection is people who are paid for it, you don’t need cashiers. You either need prostitutes or to figure out why nobody likes you.
- Comment on just one more bro 2 weeks ago:
The genie granted two wishes at once. The other was from a speed runner.
- Comment on just one more bro 2 weeks ago:
You wouldn’t have any time to appreciate it.
- Comment on It's about time we showed concern for the men 3 weeks ago:
There’s also caffeine.
So it’s pretty much mydol, plus that discontinued ingredient.
- Comment on Being honest - same answer for me 3 weeks ago:
It’s safe to cook on if you don’t heat it past 500°F.
Maybe I’m being overly paranoid by not wanting to ingest small amounts twice daily, but I’m going to err on the side of an abundance of caution there.
- Comment on two sides 3 weeks ago:
Same with Pythagoras.
He banned beans because he thought they contained souls, demanded his followers endure years of silence, and claimed to remember his past lives (including being a Trojan hero and a fish). His secretive brotherhood treated numbers like divine beings, and he supposedly lost his mind over the music of the spheres — the idea that the planets hum cosmic harmonies. In short: a math genius, yes, but also one philosophical fever dream away from starting a numerology space religion.
- Comment on Being honest - same answer for me 3 weeks ago:
About as much fun as a vibrating device can be. Well, almost.
I almost want to buy one just to reward them for going there.
- Comment on She's got the talent 3 weeks ago:
Agreed. And fuck goldstar.
- Comment on What they do with the pulp? 4 weeks ago:
But after several generations, you’ll break even from getting more juice per squeezed item!
- Comment on geography is neat 4 weeks ago:
That’s the bucket of water the front of house manager is dumping on him from the roof when he walks outside for a smoke break.
- Comment on What they do with the pulp? 4 weeks ago:
I swear I’m not a corporate shill but it’s the best fucking juicer ever made. I have to adjust recipes because they’ll be like “the juice of 3 limes” and just no.
- Comment on What they do with the pulp? 4 weeks ago:
Where did I mention oranges? The 55850 will juice whatever you throw at it, and unlike the device shown, won’t tip forward when you hit bone.
Personally, I prefer to burn my fremen and collect their steam through a complex distillation system, but I’m more of an Ixian, myself.
- Comment on What they do with the pulp? 4 weeks ago:
This juicer, while visually appealing with its superior symmetry, pales in comparison to the Nemco 55850.
- Comment on Lead 4 weeks ago:
Yeah but I’m not shoving my face in Charlie’s neck.
- Comment on Cooking 😋 4 weeks ago:
Found the american
- Comment on What even is money at this point 5 weeks ago:
100
Meet Zoidberg, homeowner!
100!
Oh…
- Comment on Can you think of any now? 5 weeks ago:
The Leif Erikson one is very subjective though;
you could learn all the words to De Colores
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
“Results-oriented lover”
- Comment on Husband material 1 month ago:
lol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
