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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia Announces DLSS 5, and it adds... An AI slop filter over your game⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d click this thumbnail if mumbojumbo posted it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A communist and an anarchist walk into a bar..⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was asking me to wink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me after anal bleaching⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You have far less body hair than me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me after anal bleaching⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me after anal bleaching⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll pay for itself in saved toilet paper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Share this with 5 people or it gets ya⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why conservative men repeatedly crash Grindr⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She wants his chocolate starfish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reporting an absence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the US. If OP is white, he’d get arrested and jailed for a day for obstruction until a judge throws it out. If brown, he’d be added to ICE’s hit list. If black, he’d be shot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you won't regret it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wife?

  This is the only post that says you don’t want to fuck.

  — boomers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glorious cracked out wall kitten returns with more wisdom for the masses.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely. When I get most places, I’m sober and able to drive in reverse. It’s hard to back out with one eye closed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i have a fantasy of marrying a divorced dad and being the young cool stepmom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At least we don’t have to censor your post, since that color is web-safe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sausage party is such a fun movie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hard to form a crust when you keep kicking my jizz off her gape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sausage party is such a fun movie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks like it’s been edged for a while. That’s a different emotion from sad.

  If a sandwich is edged, is it called crusting?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's going to happen to gas stations as cars electrify?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Around me they’re turning into mediocre bbq joints and cbd stores.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why browser games don’t tend to work in Librewolf. Also why I use Librewolf.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sell your RAM, and quickly go from COD to the real world.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The sound system makes up for it. The AR gets louder than most $5k sound systems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Joke’s on them, my computer doesn’t even know whether it’s muted or not.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Since it’s private, Elon could be content with a steady (adjusted for inflation) annual profit, which would allow him to make decisions that are good for the long-term health of the company.

  He just sucks.

  If it were public, he wouldn’t even have the option to not suck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game over⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because despite not realizing it yet, human consciousness is just a next-word-predicting LLM, and the dataset most Americans are trained on has those as the most common next words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Top left. Get a fucking tan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My girlfriend found a cool vintage tube of lipstick⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Made of lead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thilk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just spread that bowl on a sheet tray and slice it into bars.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Double standards⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If only different countries had their own laws and courts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp straight to the bin⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People missing obvious puns really GRINDS my gears.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp straight to the bin⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, but that has nothing to do with being freshly ground. You can buy different grinds of salt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy valentines day❤️⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s still important to know. It changes which bars I go to that day. The one attached to a steakhouse gets too busy, so I go to the one in a bbq restaurant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PB&J⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, pick a soundtrack, or two, before hand, especially if you have close neighbors.

  It’s peanut butter jelly time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A succulent meal⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs more golden carrot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Start-up idea⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And the I was all like “thou shalt NOT!”, but get this, a few thousand years later these fuckers on the ninth planet from their star thought they could be all sneaky and shit…