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- Comment on Start-up idea 3 hours ago:
And the I was all like “thou shalt NOT!”, but get this, a few thousand years later these fuckers on the ninth planet from their star thought they could be all sneaky and shit…
- Comment on Start-up idea 3 hours ago:
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- Comment on You are allowed flavor 2 days ago:
if you can’t handle garlic and onion.
At that point I’d consider violating the terms of service.
- Comment on I've Hit The Perfect Weight 4 days ago:
Four QPs.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
Nope, in this one Sarah Michelle Gellar is a brunette!
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
Cruel Intentions
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
- Comment on This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins 6 days ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Motherfuckers going a decade without a rimjob?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Chocolate popcorn
- Comment on USA! USA! 1 week ago:
Not if you give its eyes and put it in a chokehold.
- Comment on I'm not so sure those are "foot" steps 1 week ago:
I went out on a date with your mom, a bit late, she had so many friends
I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick, she had so many friends
- Comment on I get my inspiration from nature 2 weeks ago:
My hand reaching into yer mum
- Comment on Chomp! 2 weeks ago:
People! Always trying to TAKE it from me! WHY won’t they LEAVE me ALONE!?
- Comment on Fake moo 2 weeks ago:
They’re killed for their crimes against humanity. We just don’t let them go to waste afterward.
- Comment on Fake moo 2 weeks ago:
That’s where the McFish comes from.
- Comment on Fake moo 2 weeks ago:
McDonald’s Man is Ronald. You’re thinking of Fountain Man.
- Comment on Musk says Tesla is moving Full Self-Driving to a monthly subscription 3 weeks ago:
I am, but not on a Tesla.
- Comment on Digg launches its new Reddit rival to the public 3 weeks ago:
It won’t get a chance; I’m not making an account.
- Comment on Huh? 3 weeks ago:
^what’s new pussy cat^
- Comment on dating 3 weeks ago:
And there’s the problem. You went straight to it being a cutie. To make it comparable, it should probably be Roseanne.
- Comment on This is definitely not where I parked my car 4 weeks ago:
“Dude! What’s mine say?”
“Tweet!”
- Comment on Your name better be Caleb 4 weeks ago:
At least Ryan can get her off.
- Comment on The boy who was relentlessly bullied by his uncle 4 weeks ago:
Until you eventually, after days of snorting caffeine pills and dancing like Jessie Spano, you fall asleep involuntarily… and swiper finally swipes.
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 4 weeks ago:
Leche de poppy?
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 4 weeks ago:
I was hoping for poppy.
- Comment on Competitive gaming 4 weeks ago:
Figured I’d give you another nostalgia hit:
Attention, Questers! Your mission is now complete! Please return to the airlock on the lower level. The airlock door is below the beacon. Please holster your laser and place your pack on any rack, and thank you for playing LaserQuest!
- Comment on Sony AI patent will see PlayStation games play themselves when players are stuck 4 weeks ago:
Younger siblings playing Mario on the second controller in one-player mode.
But then you have to unplug it for duck hunt.
- Comment on Is this even a question? 4 weeks ago:
That and bbq.
- Comment on Competitive gaming 5 weeks ago:
Later on, parts were changed to be less violent.
“Targets” became “sensors”, and the last line became “I will play fair, play smart, and give it my all”. Also, “holsters” became “holders”. But I refuse to use the new words.
