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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OwO⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  thatsthejoke.webp

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The car of the guy who insists that you have a terminal case of TDS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Daily Show

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Refrigerator ads are finally here!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have my washer and dryer connected to the internet. I set up an automation that flashes the lights upstairs when a load is done, and turns on the laundry room lights. I suspect there are some fun automation opportunities with this fridge, too. But my washer and dryer don’t have giant touch screens or ads. I’d never buy this fridge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHAT IF WHAT IF⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Y axis is humor.

  The X axis is how wet your fart was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank me later...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Right guys? Right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's out of town and I'm cleaning her entire collection as a surprise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Waiting for it to get hot first is the key.

  Exception: bacon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really is heart warming when grandkids teach their grandparents how to use the internet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to imagine he just appreciates the forest porn he found as a teen, and wanted to return the favor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really is heart warming when grandkids teach their grandparents how to use the internet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did he have a laptop? If not, he wanted to beat off in bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3-bean soup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s killer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well she sure doesn’t like when it’s not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨egg time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As an Old, I appreciate this Wife Bad humor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Except those go from one hope to over a dozen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cadillac CT5

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like my car’s version that’s just adaptive cruise control combined with using lidar maps of major roads to do lane-centering. I can go on a road trip and not touch the gas, break, or steering wheel for hours, but I have to drive it myself through residential neighborhoods.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendon't⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Back in my day, everybody on Reddit was saying they should merge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a welcoming party⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Still better than the Patience episode of Wondershowzen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying he’s right. I just thought the objection was to that specific part, and I thought that part reasonably followed if the earlier parts were accepted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s mathematically equivalent to the starting conditions of our universe, why would it behave differently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The black holes evaporate eventually.

  After that, depends on who you ask. Most physicists would say something like “as close to nothing as possible”. Penrose would say at a certain point when nothing can interact with anything else, distance loses meaning, which makes the universe and a singularity equivalent, so then things restart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discuss⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If your only human connection is people who are paid for it, you don’t need cashiers. You either need prostitutes or to figure out why nobody likes you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just one more bro⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The genie granted two wishes at once. The other was from a speed runner.

  thegamer.com/how-ionizing-particle-outer-space-he…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just one more bro⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You wouldn’t have any time to appreciate it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's about time we showed concern for the men⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s also caffeine.

  So it’s pretty much mydol, plus that discontinued ingredient.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being honest - same answer for me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s safe to cook on if you don’t heat it past 500°F.

  Maybe I’m being overly paranoid by not wanting to ingest small amounts twice daily, but I’m going to err on the side of an abundance of caution there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨two sides⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same with Pythagoras.

  He banned beans because he thought they contained souls, demanded his followers endure years of silence, and claimed to remember his past lives (including being a Trojan hero and a fish). His secretive brotherhood treated numbers like divine beings, and he supposedly lost his mind over the music of the spheres — the idea that the planets hum cosmic harmonies. In short: a math genius, yes, but also one philosophical fever dream away from starting a numerology space religion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being honest - same answer for me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  About as much fun as a vibrating device can be. Well, almost.

  I almost want to buy one just to reward them for going there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's got the talent⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed. And fuck goldstar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What they do with the pulp?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But after several generations, you’ll break even from getting more juice per squeezed item!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨geography is neat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the bucket of water the front of house manager is dumping on him from the roof when he walks outside for a smoke break.