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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fare thee well⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  unzips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  holds up interrobang

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good deal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  sigh…

  unzips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We made you some coffee, Carol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨new trend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  67

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solidarity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They need to outlaw casting dark swarm from inside a dark swarm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also useful for buying and flipping smokers’ used cars, if you’re also fine with doing some detailing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And separating the pages of the bible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's ads on an apple⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same, so I go to the other half.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US demands access to tourists' social media histories⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What

  Is up

  With that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Action figure now available!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sigh…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She has the train tunnel. Choo motherfuck’ choo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evidence That Humans Now Speak in a Chatbot-Influenced Dialect Is Getting Stronger⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ))<>((

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they can shoot ping pong balls, they don’t need no stinkin’ flare.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell Yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Show boobs first

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate how inescapable politics are on Lemmy, but ya know, at least nobody's constantly asking how I wipe my butt or pick up my dog's poop then completely ignoring me when I try to answer.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Easier said than done, it seems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just 💚 them and think they're neat.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can take a four-peater.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Speedrunning that shit.

  You put the BJ in BLJ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone had to take the blame⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, Biden.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Since we're corn posting lately⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s Fred’s job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is Jared Birchall. He is the right-hand man of Elon Musk. He also manages his wealth. Jared hates when people see his face.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fine with a truce. They get rid of flock cameras, mass collection of communications metadata, etc, which includes our children, and I’ll support censoring posts like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is Jared Birchall. He is the right-hand man of Elon Musk. He also manages his wealth. Jared hates when people see his face.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People at war like to expose the enemy while protecting their own, news at 11.

  The difference is we don’t have Panantir and flock cameras tracking their movements and comms. All we have is this — knowing they fucking exist — while traitors condemn us for it. We’re losing, but at least it’s fucking something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling that groove⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sound is just patterns of air pressure.

  If you were able to go “puh puh puh” in someone’s ear 440 times per second, they’d hear a middle A note.

  Imagine a delicate needle in front of your mouth. If you “puh” at it, it wiggles. If you play an A on a violin, the string wiggles 440 times per second. That vibrates the air around the string at the same speed. That air vibrates your ear drum 440 times per second, so you hear it. But it also vibrates the needle. Now let that needle carve a pattern in a spinning disc. That pattern of pressure is now recorded. If you harden that disc and balance a needle over it and spin it again at the same speed, the needle will vibrate 440 times per second. You can use that to make a big floppy piece of paper vibrate 440 times per second. That vibrates the air, which vibrates your ear drum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People still prefer our crap over curl for some reason 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labcoat!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s Dr Good Boi, hims didn’t get a phd to just be a good boi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can confirm this works, since fullstack is a real job, but I can’t describe my frontend bullshit in 3 words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OwO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  thatsthejoke.webp