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- Comment on Husband material 3 days ago:
lol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
- Comment on A nice tall glass of OJ 3 days ago:
This would result in wasted vodka, which is alcohol abuse.
- Comment on Husband material 3 days ago:
What’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?
- Comment on A nice tall glass of OJ 3 days ago:
It used to be common to have cans of orange juice concentrate in the freezer. In the morning, you’d dump a can in a pitcher and add water.
- Comment on Every time I make biscuits from a can 4 days ago:
If I can’t provide spoilers, I’m going to need regular updates on your progress.
- Comment on tall tails 5 days ago:
Steve Jobs?
- Comment on Rust 5 days ago:
You must be really addicted. There are treatments that involve belts.
- Comment on Clock logic 1 week ago:
Most of that time is irrelevant to me. Let’s just start it in 1970. And I need more precision, so can we do milliseconds instead of seconds?
- Comment on It's been downhill since 2020 1 week ago:
Then it doesn’t serve its purpose of solving the Fermi paradox.
- Comment on It's been downhill since 2020 1 week ago:
This would imply that capitalism is inevitable in species with potentially spacefaring intelligence. I refuse to accept that for my own sanity’s sake.
- Comment on Time to send a message 2 weeks ago:
Tennessee here. AIM for most people, ICQ for nerds. MSN was for our parents.
- Comment on It's still a crust, mom 3 weeks ago:
These are the parts with no filling, just bread. Uncrustables don’t solve that very important problem with “crust”.
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 3 weeks ago:
I don’t know?
- Comment on Got a six-pack for me and the boys 3 weeks ago:
Cheap premade ones maybe. We traditionally make them with brown sugar.
- Comment on i just think they're neat 4 weeks ago:
The blues eat away at my life.
- Comment on Y tho 4 weeks ago:
Over half of the people I know think this is how “energy” and “frequencies” work.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
It works like the blue landers in the NES game The Guardian Legend. If you pause the game, then unpause but keep holding Start, you can buy multiple items.
- Comment on I'm at a loss when it comes to etiquette 4 weeks ago:
The dish of death ran away with the spoon
- Comment on Just a reminder of how many out there are completely clueless 4 weeks ago:
Nah, this is dumb even by their standards. They think the North Pole is in the center of the disc.
- Comment on Seems like the obvious way to do it? 5 weeks ago:
Siphon it
- Comment on HELP HIM. 5 weeks ago:
Maybe it’s in the control group
- Comment on Meet the AI vegans: They are choosing to abstain from using artificial intelligence for environmental, ethical and personal reasons. Maybe they have a point 1 month ago:
[citation needed]
- Comment on Honestly 1 month ago:
Maybe 100% chance.
If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). Sweet, sweet freedom.
- Comment on May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head 1 month ago:
It’s like em dashes and trademark symbols: just copy/paste it from somewhere else.
- Comment on Seen in a public bathroom. What am I missing? 1 month ago:
Slap the ass, wash your hands.
Slap the ass, wash your hands.
- Comment on Did you have one of these? 1 month ago:
There are still tons of them at any hardware store. People just prefer the look of the newfangled ones.
- Comment on Did you have one of these? 1 month ago:
Maybe lack of birth control pills and spousal rape laws, more than sexual prowess.
- Comment on A 2003 complaint about Half Life 2 1 month ago:
/c/YourCommentButStroke
- Comment on hygiene 1 month ago:
With enough farting, it probably would.
- Comment on Yeasty 1 month ago:
Flush it down the toilet