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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's still a crust, mom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  These are the parts with no filling, just bread. Uncrustables don’t solve that very important problem with “crust”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do you slice it??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got a six-pack for me and the boys⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheap premade ones maybe. We traditionally make them with brown sugar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i just think they're neat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The blues eat away at my life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y tho⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Over half of the people I know think this is how “energy” and “frequencies” work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It works like the blue landers in the NES game The Guardian Legend. If you pause the game, then unpause but keep holding Start, you can buy multiple items.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm at a loss when it comes to etiquette⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The dish of death ran away with the spoon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a reminder of how many out there are completely clueless⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, this is dumb even by their standards. They think the North Pole is in the center of the disc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems like the obvious way to do it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Siphon it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HELP HIM.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s in the control group

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meet the AI vegans: They are choosing to abstain from using artificial intelligence for environmental, ethical and personal reasons. Maybe they have a point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  [citation needed]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe 100% chance.

  If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). Sweet, sweet freedom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like em dashes and trademark symbols: just copy/paste it from somewhere else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seen in a public bathroom. What am I missing?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slap the ass, wash your hands.

  Slap the ass, wash your hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you have one of these?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are still tons of them at any hardware store. People just prefer the look of the newfangled ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you have one of these?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe lack of birth control pills and spousal rape laws, more than sexual prowess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A 2003 complaint about Half Life 2⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  /c/YourCommentButStroke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hygiene⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With enough farting, it probably would.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeasty⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Flush it down the toilet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hygiene⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  crumb tray

  Grease trap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hygiene⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s ok, Uncle Roger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why I said miss it. Believe it or not, Reddit did and still does exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How it feels using TOR as a Brit rn 🤘⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t be a popsicle until you ram a stick up me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost makes me miss /r/ketodrunk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like OP’s mom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creative writing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You wrote stories about Martha Stewart at that age?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tea app leak worsens with second database exposing user chats⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, that alone wouldn’t be misandrist, if it weren’t exclusively for woman perpetrators targeting exclusively men as their victims.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be nice⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Self actualization

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  While the organization itself would probably want to stay out of it, I’d bet most of the therapists in the Secular Therapy Project would be open to the idea.