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- Comment on Make me feel like a man 23 hours ago:
You gotta.
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 23 hours ago:
If they can shoot ping pong balls, they don’t need no stinkin’ flare.
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 2 days ago:
Hell Yeah
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 2 days ago:
Show boobs first
- Comment on I hate how inescapable politics are on Lemmy, but ya know, at least nobody's constantly asking how I wipe my butt or pick up my dog's poop then completely ignoring me when I try to answer. 5 days ago:
Easier said than done, it seems.
- Comment on I just 💚 them and think they're neat. 1 week ago:
I can take a four-peater.
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 1 week ago:
Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 1 week ago:
Speedrunning that shit.
You put the BJ in BLJ.
- Comment on Someone had to take the blame 1 week ago:
Thanks, Biden.
- Comment on Since we're corn posting lately 2 weeks ago:
That’s Fred’s job.
- Comment on This is Jared Birchall. He is the right-hand man of Elon Musk. He also manages his wealth. Jared hates when people see his face. 2 weeks ago:
I’m fine with a truce. They get rid of flock cameras, mass collection of communications metadata, etc, which includes our children, and I’ll support censoring posts like this.
- Comment on This is Jared Birchall. He is the right-hand man of Elon Musk. He also manages his wealth. Jared hates when people see his face. 2 weeks ago:
People at war like to expose the enemy while protecting their own, news at 11.
The difference is we don’t have Panantir and flock cameras tracking their movements and comms. All we have is this — knowing they fucking exist — while traitors condemn us for it. We’re losing, but at least it’s fucking something.
- Comment on Feeling that groove 2 weeks ago:
Sound is just patterns of air pressure.
If you were able to go “puh puh puh” in someone’s ear 440 times per second, they’d hear a middle A note.
Imagine a delicate needle in front of your mouth. If you “puh” at it, it wiggles. If you play an A on a violin, the string wiggles 440 times per second. That vibrates the air around the string at the same speed. That air vibrates your ear drum 440 times per second, so you hear it. But it also vibrates the needle. Now let that needle carve a pattern in a spinning disc. That pattern of pressure is now recorded. If you harden that disc and balance a needle over it and spin it again at the same speed, the needle will vibrate 440 times per second. You can use that to make a big floppy piece of paper vibrate 440 times per second. That vibrates the air, which vibrates your ear drum.
- Comment on Radon 2 weeks ago:
People still prefer our crap over curl for some reason 🤣
- Comment on Labcoat! 2 weeks ago:
That’s Dr Good Boi, hims didn’t get a phd to just be a good boi
- Comment on Radon 2 weeks ago:
Can confirm this works, since fullstack is a real job, but I can’t describe my frontend bullshit in 3 words.
- Comment on OwO 3 weeks ago:
thatsthejoke.webp
- Comment on The car of the guy who insists that you have a terminal case of TDS 3 weeks ago:
The Daily Show
- Comment on Refrigerator ads are finally here! 3 weeks ago:
I have my washer and dryer connected to the internet. I set up an automation that flashes the lights upstairs when a load is done, and turns on the laundry room lights. I suspect there are some fun automation opportunities with this fridge, too. But my washer and dryer don’t have giant touch screens or ads. I’d never buy this fridge.
- Comment on WHAT IF WHAT IF 3 weeks ago:
The Y axis is humor.
The X axis is how wet your fart was.
- Comment on Thank me later... 4 weeks ago:
Right guys? Right?
- Comment on She's out of town and I'm cleaning her entire collection as a surprise 4 weeks ago:
Waiting for it to get hot first is the key.
Exception: bacon
- Comment on It really is heart warming when grandkids teach their grandparents how to use the internet 5 weeks ago:
I like to imagine he just appreciates the forest porn he found as a teen, and wanted to return the favor.
- Comment on It really is heart warming when grandkids teach their grandparents how to use the internet 5 weeks ago:
Did he have a laptop? If not, he wanted to beat off in bed.
- Comment on 3-bean soup 5 weeks ago:
It’s killer.
- Comment on Same... 5 weeks ago:
Well she sure doesn’t like when it’s not.
- Comment on egg time 1 month ago:
As an Old, I appreciate this Wife Bad humor.
- Comment on Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd 1 month ago:
Except those go from one hope to over a dozen.
- Comment on Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits 1 month ago:
Cadillac CT5
- Comment on Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits 1 month ago:
I like my car’s version that’s just adaptive cruise control combined with using lidar maps of major roads to do lane-centering. I can go on a road trip and not touch the gas, break, or steering wheel for hours, but I have to drive it myself through residential neighborhoods.