baggachipz
@baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 16 hours ago:
If only there were free public transport provided to every student outside a small radius of the school. That would make things so much simpler!
Seriously, I can’t wrap my head around this. Back in my day, pickup lines simply didn’t exist. You walked or you took the bus.
- Comment on Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like 1 day ago:
I was about to say… I have a laptop that can go anywhere in the house, including the kitchen. It’s not tethered to any one location and can do all the things that fridge screen can do, and much more. Laptops also have ad blockers freely available.
- Comment on Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like 1 day ago:
Why. Why would anyone buy a fridge with a screen. We have lots of screens. A fridge does not need a screen. It is a fridge.
- Comment on Apple quietly released this year's BEST laptop 3 days ago:
My M2 MacBook Air has amazing battery life, I’m constantly impressed by it.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 4 days ago:
I loved those things! Same with the Peanuts ones.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 4 days ago:
Nermal is waging psychological warfare
- Comment on Banana 6 days ago:
The atheist’s nightmare! If they weren’t genetically engineered, that is.
The smarmy arrogant ignorance dripping from that video is both hilarious and enraging.
- Comment on Arby's steak bites 6 days ago:
That can’t be true, 2005 was ten years ago….
- Comment on Arby's steak bites 6 days ago:
- Comment on Yacht Trouble? 7 Common Problems & Fixes 1 week ago:
Whenever this happens, I make the staff lay end-to-end in the water and simply walk to shore. Feels good to get the steps in.
- Comment on Are we living in a golden age of stupidity? 1 week ago:
We’re well on our way to Dark Ages 2: Electric Q-galoo
- Comment on this one is for the microbiologists 1 week ago:
They have played us for absolute fools
- Comment on On January 1st of 2026, Texas will be required to give ID to download apps from the app stores. It doesn't matter if it's NSFW or not. 1 week ago:
And apparently the most accurate representation of the executive branch.
- Comment on On January 1st of 2026, Texas will be required to give ID to download apps from the app stores. It doesn't matter if it's NSFW or not. 1 week ago:
- Comment on Who wants a merkin? 1 week ago:
Kardashians are purely fashion, there’s nothing else there.
- Comment on NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory to lay off about 550 workers 2 weeks ago:
While simultaneously increasing grocery prices.
- Comment on Insuranace is a joke 2 weeks ago:
Insurance isn’t a joke, it’s a giant scam. Their entire business model is to give you less than you put in. And they make insane amounts of money doing it. No choice though, as it is basically legally required to exist in society.
- Comment on Some are too young to understand 2 weeks ago:
This is the kind of shit that grandpa prints out and gives to you.
- Comment on Birds are a class of dinosaurs, biologically speaking. That means, Dino nuggets are legitimately made from dinosaur meat. 2 weeks ago:
I think you need a nap
- Comment on Losers 3 weeks ago:
It’s like the navy seal copypasta, but they’re serious
- Comment on There goes my ex 3 weeks ago:
All I see is a cybertruck
- Comment on Picture framing is the NASCAR of carpentry. 3 weeks ago:
Only popular with rednecks?
- Comment on AI may soon make Nobel-level discovery, scientists predict 3 weeks ago:
Any day now….
- Comment on Yeah I've done LSD 3 weeks ago:
Long Sighs Daily
- Comment on Qualcomm to Acquire Arduino—Accelerating Developers’ Access to its Leading Edge Computing and AI 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, understandable. But I don’t think this would be “on-board”. So it would have to connect to a service or whatever. I just have a visceral negative reaction to attaching “AI” to everything.
- Comment on Qualcomm to Acquire Arduino—Accelerating Developers’ Access to its Leading Edge Computing and AI 3 weeks ago:
Why the fuck would your Arduino board need access to “AI”?
- Comment on Colorado delenda est 3 weeks ago:
A legitimate Gulf of America
- Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 3 weeks ago:
Twelve year-old attitude, 2 year-old selfishness.
- Comment on "I’m Canceling My Subscription": Xbox Players Call to "Boycott" Game Pass "Hard" Over 50% Price Increase As Microsoft’s Website Crashes from Mass Cancellations 3 weeks ago:
He’s not off the air yet, they just said he will be next year. Once people can’t watch him anymore I bet people will react.
- Comment on "I’m Canceling My Subscription": Xbox Players Call to "Boycott" Game Pass "Hard" Over 50% Price Increase As Microsoft’s Website Crashes from Mass Cancellations 3 weeks ago:
People didn’t cancel their Paramount subscriptions when CBS cancelled Colbert.