Dozzi92

@Dozzi92@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is inssein⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks like Hussein!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A hypothesis⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, it was just MSDOS. I saw “Abort, retry, fail” so many times, and I didn’t even know what it meant because I was four and I just wanted to play Family Feud with my brother.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I got snipped so my wife didn’t have to do the hormonal bullshit. Her doctor is putting her back in it because women’s bodies literally do not want them to be happy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be this guy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can shit wherever you want, but you’re too worried about step 2. Stop worrying!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hmm breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I smoked coffee on a field trip to Quebec in the 8th grade. I somehow was able to buy a bowl, and we had nothing to smoke so put coffee in it and put it up in our hotel room. Set off smoke detector. Broke the coffee pot. It was a real mess.

  The eighth grade French classes no longer take field trips to Quebec. This was only a small reason why. Co-ed 13 and 14-year-olds on six hour bus rides, two nights in hotels essentially unsupervised. This was the 2000-2001 school year. What a time to be alive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear neighbor...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Amen, brother.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And what car did you learn in?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Had a dirtbike with one, that counts right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨card game shop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Army takes up to 36, and they’re decently disciplined. May have missed the boat on Marines though, and that’s where the true brainwashing occurs, in my opinion. And I don’t mean brainwashing making you want to kill and love war, I’m not fond of either, less so after than before. But structure is a very real thing, and developing good habits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It about time this classic was brought to modern standards, although I’m not sure a Windows phone is exactly modern, but whatever!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School pickup lines are wild⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Back in my day, the early to mid 90s, there were still pickups. There was a shorter line, it was easier, because there were fewer people.

  Where I live now, and where I lived then, there was cutoffs for the bus, like a mile or more. My town now, barely anyone is a mile from anything. There’s one bus for the school, and they use it for underprivileged and disabled students. Everyone else is on their own, and so if you live a mile from school, having your four or five year old walk sometimes isn’t feasible.

  We live about a mile from school. I drive halfway and park and we walk the other half, because I cannot stand the pickup line. But some people go, drop their kid, and head to work, and so it’s completely understandable that they use the pickup line.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fictional⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is Lemmy, baby! Nothing is too stupid to break down and ultimately ruin!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thats all⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, any tiny men’s shorts I have ever owned have had the interior hammock. Most of them were designed for exercising in, so they gotta be able to keep you from slapping around it’s not conducive to a good workout.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thats all⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a pair just like the green check ones, and they have a cockball holder. Any pair of short shorts I have has genital containment. Big fan of silkies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thats all⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I carried stuff because of the cargo. When I left the cargo in the past, it was like a weight off my shins. I all of a sudden didn’t feel obligated to lug shit around. I was free

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was no need to ever improve upon THIS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re opposed to stripping butt naked in the parking lot?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was no need to ever improve upon THIS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always just freeze while the car warms up. Driving with a jacket on is an absolute no-go. I see so many people do it and I don’t understand how, it’s restrictive and you will inevitably start to bake when the sun hits you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are people using the "þ" character?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, if someone comes on here speaking olde English, we can chastise them as well. I remember having to read Shakespeare in high school and being like “the fuck is this nonsense.” It’s wonderful in context. This is a message board where we’re trying to convey ideas (generally stupid ideas), so it makes sense to stick to the guidelines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are people using the "þ" character?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, anchors aweigh on this conspiracy, let’s do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carrot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would’ve tossed in one baby carrot, to make sure it ripped 2.5 on the scale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox ditching hardware and exclusive games "makes sense," former Microsoft exec and Blizzard boss says, as "only a moron would continue" making consoles as games go third party⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slapping that ™®© on it and raising the price.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And I'm not sorry.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s funny, because the movie managed to bridge the chasm that is American puritanism. They threw boobs in a PG13 movie and parents were like you gotta see this shit child. It was an impressive feat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was I thinking?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fortunate that a lot of stuff is east of me, and that leaving my house and going east on the nearby highway there’s a gas station right there.

  But on that off chance I have to go north, I’m screwed. And those are the days I leave it for tomorrow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, this seems like inexperienced people for playing via text, and I don’t mean that as a shot at either. Gotta get experience sometime. Definitely worth making a joke about it, but maybe after the fact.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Logitech will brick its $100 Pop smart home buttons on October 15 - Ars Technica⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t brick my G500 and my Z5500s. Best in class, approaching decades old at this point.

  But as with every company, profits over quality. Fuck em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best stay away from that guy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t even see your username, you’re all in. Love it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best stay away from that guy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean tall, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kya⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, driving slow is my solution for just a out anything that someone is doing stupidly on the road. Am I doing it to be petty? Sure. But is it also making the situation safer? Absolutely. So if I can justify my pettiness, you bet I’m going to do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone NOT steaming their Music?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, streaming, for me, is the gateway to new. I do use Spotify and I’ll say what I’ve said a bajillion times: It has shown me numerous new artists, a good many of which I have given money. It seems like a good deal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taiwan refuses to move half of U.S.-bound chip production to American shores — trade discussion to be focused on Section 232 investigation for preferential deal on semiconductors⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I think the whole idea of the US wanting the chips produced inside its own borders makes sense in a vacuum. China fucks around (which, sure, is against their character), chips are safe.

  Obviously we don’t live in a vacuum, and the US diplomatic mission is, at best, totally unreadable, and at worst, won’t help anyone but itself.

  As with just about any other nation, the US is using what is ostensibly it’s only bargaining chip these days, their massive consumerism, knowing that Taiwan sells the majority of its chips to the US.

  This play seems to be Trump’s only play: Demand something outrageous, with some thinly veiled threats overlaying the demand. Get rejected. Receive counterproposal that is far, far less than initial demand. Tout superiority.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK what is your Roman name?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Minius Cucumberius.