HulkSmashBurgers
@HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
- Comment on I went to an anti-tech rally, where Gen Z dressed as gnomes and smashed iPhones. Here's what I learned. | Business Insider 1 hour ago:
I once took an overnight flight from the west coast to the east coast. The flight wasn’t very crowded and I intentionally picked a seat away from other ocupied seats.
I get on the plane, as I’m warking back to my seat I notice there’s entire rows that are empty. So instead of picking a seat in an open row, and this. fucking. guy. picked the window seat closest to my aisle seat, and he talked for most of the flight. In hindsight I should have just sat somewhere else when I first noticed him.
- Comment on I went to an anti-tech rally, where Gen Z dressed as gnomes and smashed iPhones. Here's what I learned. | Business Insider 1 hour ago:
I did not know you could archive a link like that. Thanks for the pro tip!
- Comment on Sorry, guys, it's just not happening 1 week ago:
First they banned porn, now they’re banning creampies. The bastards. Where does it end?!
- Comment on Arizona ‘VPN’ searches surge amid Pornhub ban in state 1 week ago:
One hand? Pfft. I just mushroom stamp it out.
- Comment on Arizona ‘VPN’ searches surge amid Pornhub ban in state 1 week ago:
The solution to the root cause of this (asshole politicians) and all the other fucked up shit going on, is to vote. Vote for a candidate that won’t do shit like this. If you want to do extra, donate time or some money to a candidate you like.
- Comment on Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween 2 weeks ago:
I see a “stalk” as well so looks like it’s a hermaphrodite pumpkin lol.
- Comment on Invest 🫘⤴️ 2 weeks ago:
Chourico & beans 🤤😊
- Comment on Will Ivermectin Help? 3 weeks ago:
Who knew fucking couches makes you autistic.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 4 weeks ago:
No no no. Better to leave the seat up so that when people pee standing up the toilet water droplets don’t get on the seat.
I pee standing up in public and know the mess it can cause.
- Comment on Checkmate, libtards! 5 weeks ago:
His head size must have been photoshopped in this pic?
- Comment on How come butthole scratches doesn't get infected with poop bacteria ? 5 weeks ago:
Idk she’s weird like that. If I were to get one she just wouldn’t use that toilet. Granted we have two butt she doesn’t wanted to be limited to using just one lol.
- Comment on How come butthole scratches doesn't get infected with poop bacteria ? 5 weeks ago:
Lol it was intentional 😂!
- Comment on How come butthole scratches doesn't get infected with poop bacteria ? 5 weeks ago:
I wanted to get one of these butt my wife said no so that was the end of my dream. I use cottonelle butt wipes like a savage instead 😞.
- Comment on Android’s most beloved launcher may be done for good 5 weeks ago:
I also really like the tagging feature.
- Comment on Android’s most beloved launcher may be done for good 1 month ago:
I’ve been using kvaesitso. I like it!
- Comment on It's weird that we "take a shit". I don't know what other people are doing, but i definitely leave a shit, not take it 1 month ago:
It’s not meant to mean taking a literal piece of shit. “A shit” in this context means the entire act. Take a break, take a shit, take piss, etc., refer to doing the act.
- Comment on Silicon Valley Is Panicking About Zohran Mamdani. NYC’s Tech Scene Is Not 1 month ago:
uhh, no, I’d love that actually. whatever they hate the most, do it please. if they complain after, double it and repeat until morale improves.
Yeah because if they hate it, it’s probably benefical for us!
- Comment on Silicon Valley Is Panicking About Zohran Mamdani. NYC’s Tech Scene Is Not 1 month ago:
People really need to stop giving a fuck about what “businesses” think about political candidates, and anything in general.
- Comment on This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket. 2 months ago:
Looks like she gets a lot of free bus tickets.
- Comment on Peak Energy just shipped the US's first grid-scale sodium-ion battery 2 months ago:
I wonder which is saltier, oil companies or the batteries.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Nah she’ll always be willies to me because that’s what she gives me.
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 2 months ago:
He did nazi her coming.
- Comment on True Story 2 months ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Hell yeah bröther 3 months ago:
That quote is 🤌
- Comment on Reddit assemble 3 months ago:
Free tinkling 💦
- Comment on A man attempted to transfer files from his Commodore 64 to his Apple computer. 1984 4 months ago:
Who knew Freddie Mercury was into computers.
- Comment on VPN Registrations Increase by 1,000%, less than Hour After PornHub Blocked France From Accessing its Website. 4 months ago:
I know right? Aren’t there nude beaches in the south of France where people will fuck in broad daylight with others watching?
French citizens please confirm (for ugh science, and not vacation planning)!
- Comment on A Texas Cop Searched License Plate Cameras Nationwide for a Woman Who Got an Abortion 4 months ago:
I wouldn’t be surprised if at some point in the future Texas starts putting out arrest warrants for residents of other states and arresting them if they ever go to texas. States rights, right?
- Comment on For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋 4 months ago:
Who lust over soap made from bathwater suds apparently.
