HulkSmashBurgers
@HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
- Comment on Will Ivermectin Help? 4 days ago:
Who knew fucking couches makes you autistic.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 1 week ago:
No no no. Better to leave the seat up so that when people pee standing up the toilet water droplets don’t get on the seat.
I pee standing up in public and know the mess it can cause.
- Comment on Checkmate, libtards! 2 weeks ago:
His head size must have been photoshopped in this pic?
- Comment on How come butthole scratches doesn't get infected with poop bacteria ? 2 weeks ago:
Idk she’s weird like that. If I were to get one she just wouldn’t use that toilet. Granted we have two butt she doesn’t wanted to be limited to using just one lol.
- Comment on How come butthole scratches doesn't get infected with poop bacteria ? 2 weeks ago:
Lol it was intentional 😂!
- Comment on How come butthole scratches doesn't get infected with poop bacteria ? 2 weeks ago:
I wanted to get one of these butt my wife said no so that was the end of my dream. I use cottonelle butt wipes like a savage instead 😞.
- Comment on Android’s most beloved launcher may be done for good 3 weeks ago:
I also really like the tagging feature.
- Comment on Android’s most beloved launcher may be done for good 3 weeks ago:
I’ve been using kvaesitso. I like it!
- Comment on It's weird that we "take a shit". I don't know what other people are doing, but i definitely leave a shit, not take it 4 weeks ago:
It’s not meant to mean taking a literal piece of shit. “A shit” in this context means the entire act. Take a break, take a shit, take piss, etc., refer to doing the act.
- Comment on Silicon Valley Is Panicking About Zohran Mamdani. NYC’s Tech Scene Is Not 5 weeks ago:
uhh, no, I’d love that actually. whatever they hate the most, do it please. if they complain after, double it and repeat until morale improves.
Yeah because if they hate it, it’s probably benefical for us!
- Comment on Silicon Valley Is Panicking About Zohran Mamdani. NYC’s Tech Scene Is Not 5 weeks ago:
People really need to stop giving a fuck about what “businesses” think about political candidates, and anything in general.
- Comment on This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket. 1 month ago:
Looks like she gets a lot of free bus tickets.
- Comment on Peak Energy just shipped the US's first grid-scale sodium-ion battery 1 month ago:
I wonder which is saltier, oil companies or the batteries.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Nah she’ll always be willies to me because that’s what she gives me.
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 1 month ago:
He did nazi her coming.
- Comment on True Story 2 months ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Hell yeah bröther 2 months ago:
That quote is 🤌
- Comment on Reddit assemble 3 months ago:
Free tinkling 💦
- Comment on A man attempted to transfer files from his Commodore 64 to his Apple computer. 1984 3 months ago:
Who knew Freddie Mercury was into computers.
- Comment on VPN Registrations Increase by 1,000%, less than Hour After PornHub Blocked France From Accessing its Website. 3 months ago:
I know right? Aren’t there nude beaches in the south of France where people will fuck in broad daylight with others watching?
French citizens please confirm (for ugh science, and not vacation planning)!
- Comment on A Texas Cop Searched License Plate Cameras Nationwide for a Woman Who Got an Abortion 3 months ago:
I wouldn’t be surprised if at some point in the future Texas starts putting out arrest warrants for residents of other states and arresting them if they ever go to texas. States rights, right?
- Comment on For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋 3 months ago:
Who lust over soap made from bathwater suds apparently.
- Comment on Where Have All My Deep Male Friendships Gone? 3 months ago:
Months will go by between hanging out with friends. Texting is a rare occurance too.
Hanging out at home with my wife is more enjoyable to me.
- Comment on That's all folks, Plex is starting to charge for sharing 4 months ago:
I’ve only ever used jellyfin and have no complaints.
I avoided plex and went with jellyfill because it’s free/libre software.
- Comment on I can't believe it 5 months ago:
Fuck yeah poutine.
- Comment on I can't believe it 5 months ago:
Ya got yummy sausage. Ya got gravy. Ya got yummy deep fried starchy goodness to soak up said gravy.
Why the the fuck would someone throw peas into that heavenly mix?!
- Comment on The poop psa absolutely no one asked for 5 months ago:
Oh that sucks, sorry for your loss.
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 5 months ago:
Ass to mouth? Gross.
- Comment on The best thing *you* can do for the fediverse is *just be kind* 5 months ago:
Yeah all good advice!
- Comment on The best thing *you* can do for the fediverse is *just be kind* 5 months ago:
Also try to post stuff. I need to follow my own advice more.