Etterra
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- Comment on Pelicans will literally try to eat anything 1 day ago:
Even that stupid pigeon in the bottom left lol
- Comment on Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time. 1 day ago:
Clearly they’re butthurt that you didn’t fellate Trump or Musk or some other such drain clog.
- Comment on To whom it may concern 1 day ago:
I need to start doing this with marketing crap. Except just rocks. Heavy, heavy rocks.
- Comment on Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' funeral 1 day ago:
Well Vance is a psychic vampire, so probably.
- Comment on Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' funeral 1 day ago:
How ironic would it have been on a scale of 1 to 100 if he’d had a stroke and died during the service lol
- Comment on Study: Hopeful homebuyers need income of nearly $117,000 to afford typical home in U.S. 3 days ago:
Is it more expensive or less when the neighborhood has a giant sticky note looming over it?
- Comment on Mark Zuckerberg Says Social Media Is Over 3 days ago:
So you going to shut down Facebook right Mark? Right Mark?
- Comment on Applying 'extreme heat' to lithium-ion batteries reportedly restores their capacity, and I think it's the sustainable tech breakthrough of 2025 3 days ago:
It’s “Delete system 32” and “magnetize to wipe your hard drive” all over again.
- Comment on Sony Music Among Parties Pushing To Cut Off Internet for Pirating Customers — Supreme Court Asked To Intervene 3 days ago:
It’s cyclical. The current generation of executive assholes failed to learn the lesson of their predecessors.
- Comment on Sales of Hard Drives for the End of the World Boom Under Trump 3 days ago:
My doomsday kit is just a bottle of SoCo and a camping chair.
- Comment on The pipeline 3 days ago:
“I am not Count Olaf,” Count Olaf insisted.
- Comment on The pipeline 3 days ago:
You might be able to substitute chicken nuggets, but only if you call them “nuggies.”
- Comment on The pipeline 3 days ago:
Man covid must’ve fried his brain really good and crispy.
- Comment on Great submission to "rate my professor" 5 days ago:
That takes me back to my childhood, except it was just because I was suicidal.
- Comment on Bill Gates Bought His Daughter A $16 Million Horse Farm As A Graduation Gift — But Ex-Wife Melinda Says The Kids Were Raised Very 'Middle Class' 6 days ago:
Rich people are so goddamn out of touch with reality.
- Comment on These touch screen terminals are built like absolute tanks (Lucas Deeco ST3220) | Adrian's Digital Basement 1 week ago:
Make it wrist portable and able to open vault doors and you’ve got a customer.
- Comment on Who's That Pokémon? 1 week ago:
Spheal. The Drawfee version in particular.
- Comment on Chinese robots ran against humans in the world’s first humanoid half-marathon. They lost by a mile 1 week ago:
That Boston Dynamics robot used to get knocked over every time they hit it with a broom. Used to. I for I’ve welcome our merciful and generous machine overlords.
- Comment on Liz Truss to launch ‘free speech’ social media platform this summer 1 week ago:
- Comment on If we are in a simulation, maybe yawning is an animation glitch. 1 week ago:
It’s the equivalent of degaussing your character.
- Comment on "Autism is a modern epidemic" 1 week ago:
Right, I’ll remember that the next time gramps spends 3 hours going on about trains.
- Comment on Microsoft faces growing unrest over role in Israel’s war on Gaza: ‘Close to a tipping point’ 1 week ago:
Oh now they’re considering being concerned. They literally have all the data in the world but this is the point it’s a problem? Fuck you Microsoft.
- Comment on Rubio wages new war on federal workers who reject theocracy 1 week ago:
Rubio can take his little tin god and fuck right off. We need theocracy like we need cranial ventilation - not at all.
- Comment on Google created a new AI model for talking to dolphins 1 week ago:
So, what, Google’s gonna sell them a plastic trash cleanup subscription service?
- Comment on Coca-Cola is on pace to dump 1.3 billion pounds of plastic into our oceans each year 1 week ago:
Oh boy, more vitamin P.
- Comment on What else do you need? 1 week ago:
But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
- Comment on Even his doctors are full of it 1 week ago:
That’s what happens when you drink straight from the orange tap.
- Comment on China now faces 245% Trump tariff 1 week ago:
This is so far beyond stupid that it’s wrapped around, overshot smart, and plunged into stupid again.
- Comment on Who needs a lawn? 1 week ago:
Fun fact, grass lawns got started by English aristocracy who could afford to waste land on nothing. It was a status symbol for rich people that got copied by people trying to look rich. Do everyone a favor and renaturalize your yard.
- Comment on this is not satire this is not satire this is not satire 1 week ago:
Don’t you know that it’s elitist to know how to art? Just ask all those primitive humans arting all over cave walls for thousands of years.
