AllNewTypeFace

@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to reduce the crime rate to 0⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  When crime is outlawed, only outlaws will commit crimes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp water⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Then who’s gonna fry the rice?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s all ironically post Minion memes and AI slop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got my girlfriend an Xbox controller and 3D printed a faceplate⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The finish looks impressive for a print. Which filament did you use?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A swing and a miss⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The reason that police departments don’t sell beefcake calendars like fire departments do is because there aren’t enough cops without Nazi tattoos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Greta Thunberg arrested at Palestine Action protest⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m surprised she was not turned away at the border. She’s not a UK citizen, has recently been deported by an allied country, and given that British law enshrines the IHRA definition of antisemitism, her legal status would be equivalent to that of a Holocaust denier, and her presence would be considered “not conducive to public order”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨for ranked smoking only⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Make sure you print this in a plastic that’s not carcinogenic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milking this one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Proper dairypilled milkcel behaviour

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TV watch you and...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  * Lavrenti Beria has joined the chat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Intifada is what the kid is doing. Terrorism is what the tank is doing." -Palestine Action Group Sydney on IG⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Does “intifada” also include the Hamas Bush Doof Massacre?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Won't Be Covering ModRetro Products Moving Forward⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You know how open-hardware gadgets often have a statement like “trans rights are human rights” or “black lives matter” printed on the circuit board? One wonders whether ModRetro have similar statements, only fascist/reactionary, on their boards or chip dies. Perhaps some Crusader motto in Latin, or the chapter and verse of a particularly harsh Bible passage, or just some 14s and 88s scattered all over the place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Many fairy tales have this same methodology for waking up the princess.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In the original folk tale, it wasn’t a kiss, and she woke nine months later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ITs that time again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Archie McPhee was/is the shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🌳🚗 👍⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, do you want to go to Valhalla or don’t you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's what's up!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you, Minecraft Conchita Würst

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anish Kapoor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, but Yves Klein beat you to it by some 65 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It will be our first Christmas together so I got stockings to hang for me and Clint⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hang them up next to the fuckering lights

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨unjustice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Standard men’s-rights activist origin story

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank Goodness You're Here - most absurd & hilarious game what did I just play?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Peans is a dessert.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brons⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Great post Mr. Khaif. Your visa has been approved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My culture also loves music, dancing and telling stories⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The alternative to loving food is to eat as a necessity and seek to optimise it. Various combinations of industrialisation, the Protestant work ethic/disdain of unproductive hedonism, neoliberal financialisation of food production/distribution (hence the flavourless “water bomb” tomatoes that last longer in the supply chain, for example) and possibly endemic low-level depression could do this, to the point where the norm is just to get the necessary calories and a dopamine hit from some sugar/salt/fat and anything else seems suboptimal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My culture also loves music, dancing and telling stories⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The Germans love their döner kebabs, possibly even more than the British love their chicken tikka masala

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All-Screen Keyboard Has Flexible Layouts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This one looks like an uglier version of Optimus. Not sure if it can be any worse to use, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google's latest reason to give them $14/month: "Watch in faster playback speeds with Premium"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That makes faster playback a disability affordance, for legal reasons

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨truly thought-provoking question⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if they’re in human form. Feel free to goon to all the cartoon mouse ladies you want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨serious business⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Poe’s Law is a bitch sometimes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bell peppers are the same colours as traffic lights⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Some supermarkets sell packages of 3 labelled as “Traffic light”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fine dining⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was/is a cluster of roadside services in a place named Tebay in the north of England that was consistently highly rated for artisanal food, to the point that people would go there as a destination rather than just stopping if it’s on the way. Not sure if this is still the case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fine dining⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They invented the balti curry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fun Otter Fact⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, they’re not exactly Britney Spears, are they?