AllNewTypeFace
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
- Comment on Australia’s new physical activity guidelines won’t shift the needle – here are 4 better ideas 2 days ago:
They could always bring back the Life Be In It campaign, telling people to get off the couch and do a sport of some sort.
- Comment on Weekend at Bibi's 2 days ago:
It’s tempting to wish that the Iranians succeeded in assassinating him, though we know that if they did, he’d be instantly beatified into a global centrist Charlie Kirk: a statesman of peace and liberalism ruthlessly murdered by evil terrorist fanatics. There’d be statues of him alongside Mandela and Gandhi, Berlin would rename one of its central squares to Netanjahuplatz, and the next year’s Oscars would be swept by the biopic Bibi. The gaslighting would be incessant.
- Comment on Now maybe I'm delusional. But I got myself one of these in hopes of performing to standing room only audiences 2 days ago:
Apparently they were popular in the Middle Ages
- Comment on Conservatives: Libz don't even know what a woman is. Also Conservatives: *constantly engage with purely synthetic creations thinking that they are women.* 3 days ago:
Slightly disappointing none of them has feet instead of hands or some similar artefact.
- Comment on netgoat reverse proxy – "seriously messed up code" 3 days ago:
Vibe coding, the crystal meth of software
- Comment on Bird leaf 5 days ago:
The difference been erotic and kinky is that kinky is using the whole chicken
- Comment on my ideal relationship 5 days ago:
OK, by now we get that you’re rampantly horny, but besides that, what’s your damage? Just the standard ADHD/autism, or borderline/dissociative or something extra spicy?
- Comment on Worm doll I sleep with 5 days ago:
goblincore
- Comment on Rotating home owners boast of 360-degree views and energy benefits 6 days ago:
True, though if you have the money to spend on expensive superfluities, building something novel and cool is arguably a better use of it than just spending it on luxury goods.
- Comment on Woman banned from keeping animals after trapping 23 cats in wheelie bin - eight of which crushed and suffocated | LBC 6 days ago:
In ancient Egypt, she would have been put to death. Perhaps they had a point?
- Comment on Iran, not the US, currently has the strategic upper hand 6 days ago:
As a renowned 20th-century American philosopher said, everyone’s got a plan until they get punched in the mouth
- Comment on UK Police demand mandatory parts pairing to cover up their own incompetence 1 week ago:
A policeman’s job is only easy in a police state
- Comment on Is this accurate, Canadians? 1 week ago:
There are apparently T-shirts which read “don’t shoot, I’m Canadian” in a number of languages (Arabic, Russian and Spanish, I think)
- Comment on Early Humans May Have Invented System of Symbols Long Before Writing 1 week ago:
Various Australian Aboriginal cultures had message sticks which were inscribed with marks that served as a mnemonic device to the carrier, who would recite their meaning, but didn’t go as far as encoding language independently.
They tended to be so committed to knowledge as a living system, a sort of society-scale memory palace continually rehearsed in songs, stories and rituals, that if anyone had come up with the idea of converting language into writing, it’d probably have been shot down at the suggestion phase as being unnecessary and/or something that could damage the systems they had for maintaining their culture if adopted.
- Comment on Lutris now being built with Claude AI, developer decides to hide it after backlash 1 week ago:
He’s the guy who would hide his zombie bite
- Comment on Rude 1 week ago:
Some day, someone will teach a goose to play the bagpipes.
- Comment on Real Ad from the 70's with Reddy Kilowatt 1 week ago:
Safety ads in the 70s went hard. Nobody worried that kids might be traumatised, and some probably were
- Comment on love venn diagrams🫶 1 week ago:
If you ever see a dog performing tricks, you know he was a very gay dude in his previous life
- Comment on love venn diagrams🫶 1 week ago:
Don’t love sex too much though or you might become a poor dog or cockroach in your next life.
- Comment on Hisense TVs force owners to watch intrusive ads when switching inputs, visiting the home screen, or even changing channels — practice infuriates consumers, brand denies wrongdoing 1 week ago:
So glad my TV is a dumb-as-shit model from the early 00s I bought secondhand for about $30
- Comment on waooooo 1 week ago:
Presumably it started as chemistry done badly, and did come up with some discoveries, but as the scientific method got refined and principles were uncovered that didn’t correlate to celestial bodies or folklore, it diverged from the practical and became metaphorical. A bit like Freemasonry starting with stonemasons’ guilds and then gentrifying.
- Comment on Revealed: Shop where Glasgow fire started had not registered to sell vapes or paid business taxes 1 week ago:
Presumably by the time the company tax deadline passed, the company would have gone bankrupt, and been replaced by an identical newly-registered company with the old company’s owner’s cousin as managing director, selling the same stock of vapes/American candy/counterfeit labobos without a day’s downtime.
- Comment on War. War never changes. 1 week ago:
That’s not how you draw a Hitler moustache
- Comment on "US Person": is a red flag for financial institutions in Europe 1 week ago:
Except for maybe eight countries. The US, North Korea and a few small Pacific island states, if I recall correctly.
- Comment on Senior ADF source confirms Australian Army preparing for war 1 week ago:
If Trump called for a Vietnam-scale deployment, how long would it take Australia to bring in the draft and train new conscripts to readiness?
- Comment on he gets so excited when we go to the dog park 1 week ago:
or as he calls it, the all-you-can-eat buffet
- Comment on What's your favorite band? (Of frequency that is) 1 week ago:
There’s also the effect of psychoactive drugs. Cannabis is correlated with an affinity for heavy bass (think reggae and dub), and apparently cocaine can cause sound engineers to push the treble up, resulting in a harsh, brittle mix.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Some of your distant ancestors, from long before modern European ethnic groups formed, were of a lineage more likely to eventually end up in Spain than Scandinavia, though you inherited from the minority.
- Comment on i have a fantasy of marrying a divorced dad and being the young cool stepmom 1 week ago:
Presumably it depends on the men having kids from a previous (or soon-to-be-previous) relationship, so if you’re one of those childless weirdos, you may need to make up a child, like in that Nick Hornby novel.
- Comment on What's causing the Greek yoghurt shortage in Australian supermarkets? 1 week ago:
tl;dr: manosphere influencer stupidity, this time about protein
