AllNewTypeFace

@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in sickness and in health⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Were houses by the seaside less packed with toxic substances?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3142: -Style Pizza⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  A pizza you can make in a toaster oven

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Invest⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  New Lemmy instance name up for grabs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The first rule of debate club⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fanfic with Tyler Durden and Green Mario going Nazi-scalp collecting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australia to spend $1.1 billion on Anduril undersea drone fleet⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Next, develop a loitering munition drone and call it the Dropbear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vimeo is getting acquired by Bending Spoons, the parent company of Evernote⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ll hollow it out, asset-strip it and laugh all the way to the bank.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I had realized how shitty the sound was in the MRI headphones I would not have asked for one of my favorite bands when they asked me what music I wanted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you don’t ask, they default to Autechre

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thawing permafrost is turning Arctic rivers orange—spelling trouble for fish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What better monument could the Trump era have?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendogs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hope you weren’t planning on getting any reading done, though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Step 1: Delete⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re talking about aerodynamics, you don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inquiry finds British committed genocide on Indigenous Australians⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Roses are red, male horses are stallions…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a whole genre! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s Woody Allen with grossout gags instead of pseudointellectualism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1 UPVOTE = 1 AGREEMENT! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs an absurd one-word option like “Egg”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨asked and answered⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Back when fast food restaurants ripped off Sid and Marty Krofft

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it would be a better look⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Though Christians tensing up, grimacing and shaking would be a lot more peculiar than them touching their forehead, belly and shoulders in succession.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it would be a better look⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If ancient Rome had had the electric chair as its of execution, the equivalent of the sign of the cross would be a lot more animated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China tries to call time on its ‘996’ culture of long hours⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile in the west, tech bosses are talking up 996 as an ideal to aspire to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone wants a turn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m imagining a Bjenny Montero cartoon, where the cartoon frog character is running on the wheel and the cartoon slug character standing next to it says “Hey! Quit hogging the wheel! I want a go.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australian state to ban fish-shaped soy sauce bottles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who called them “fish-shaped soy sauce bottles” when “piscules” was right there?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK | London targets noisy commuters with headphone campaign⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Must be a frustrating place to work⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Swiss state railway is named in the three major languages of Switzerland, and so their trains are labelled with an exasperated-looking “SBB CFF FFS”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨STRAIGHT 2 JAIL⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If feral Australian giggle chickens were as common worldwide as, say, feral lorikeets, you’d know about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the big deal about just taking them out and showing them⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A pair and a spare?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨STRAIGHT 2 JAIL⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I were a filmmaker, I’d be so tempted to troll the ornithologists by putting in, say, a faint but distinctly recognisable kookaburra call in a scene in the Peloponnesian Wars or something. And add another layer of trolling by having the scene filmed somewhere where there are no kookaburras.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starmer: Leaving ECHR puts UK ‘on par with Russia and Belarus’⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And having bishops in the House of Lords puts the UK on a par with Iran

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmmm yes undoubtedly⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These days, as a British subject, you’d be smoking crack in a hoody and knockoff Burberry cap, bruv.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woody Allen rebuts Ukrainian condemnation over Moscow film festival appearance⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If only there had been some sign that Woody Allen might not be a person of sound ethics…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bands pull out from festival after group 'cut off' over Palestine flag⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Soon, Irish artists will have to put up a £1M bond which they forfeit if they mention Palestine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes more sense than this shit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, in the parallel universe in which David Bowie and Prince didn’t die, they play at Hillary Clinton’s inauguration

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is empathy a sin? Some conservative Christians argue it can be⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And so, Christianity completes its transformation into Anton LaVey-era Satanism