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- Comment on It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died 5 days ago:
This is a party question that I do to break the ice, it has 2 variants. The first one is:
“you died, sad. but hey, you go to heaven and guess what, god is there to receive you, he do something very cool for everyone who reaches him, he want to show you 5 statistics of your life, but you need to choose only 5. It can be whatever, like, how many pens you run out of ink, or more specific, like, how many times did you left somebody hang og with the high five and you didn’t realized. Which 5 statistics you choose to see?”
Some people choose “how many times I was close to dead” as one of their five statistics, and the second variant is:
“You are blessed with some cool ass ability: you can left-click on people, but the menu that opens is something that you only can see, and what you see is not a menu, is a statistics table of that person, which 5 statistics of every person would you like to know?”
The liberty of choose 5 statistics is the same as the first question.
- Comment on Google AI is great. 🙃 5 days ago:
- Comment on Elon Musk, doing Elon Musk things. 5 days ago:
Insidern zufolge bereitet er bereits eine vereinfachte Variante des Sprungs für Kurzauftritte vor, bei der lediglich der rechte Arm gehoben wird.
- Comment on Elon Musk, doing Elon Musk things. 5 days ago:
Smusktika
- Comment on wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize 1 week ago:
No way this is real. I had to search for it in ddg. Oh my god. I got the biggest cringe attack I’ve ever had in this year so far. FIFA is really a professional bootlicker.
- Comment on Choose wisely! 1 week ago:
Once I read a creepypasta where the wealthy spent a lot of money paying research and development of immortality, only achieving a worse version of cancer. The wealthy obviously went dead.
- Comment on Choose wisely! 1 week ago:
Really? Are people out there that death is a design flaw? I know it’s shitpost, but it’s based on something after all
- Comment on How Lemmy users feel when they delete their Reddit account 1 week ago:
le fuck yeah
- Comment on I hate how inescapable politics are on Lemmy, but ya know, at least nobody's constantly asking how I wipe my butt or pick up my dog's poop then completely ignoring me when I try to answer. 1 week ago:
Sorry. I forgot add “/s” at the end. Thanks for the clarify.
- Comment on I hate how inescapable politics are on Lemmy, but ya know, at least nobody's constantly asking how I wipe my butt or pick up my dog's poop then completely ignoring me when I try to answer. 1 week ago:
Dogs do poop in the blind person’s hand.
- Comment on Google is experimentally replacing news headlines with AI clickbait nonsense 1 week ago:
“Trump cry like baby”. Huh.
- Comment on When you ask a question online and a person answer you instead of telling you to Fuck yourself or Google it 2 weeks ago:
go duck yourself
- Comment on You now prossess Dracula’s heart 2 weeks ago:
nice, thanks
- Comment on The struggle is real 2 weeks ago:
*breaths heavily* yea
- Comment on Is your weed too strong? This scanner can tell you in an instant 3 weeks ago:
Send me some samples and I’ll tell you
- Comment on Linus Torvalds: Vibe coding is fine, but not for production 3 weeks ago:
thanks, linus
- Comment on challenge 3 weeks ago:
We are in that age, huh
- Comment on Cloudflare CEO explains exactly what caused global outage 3 weeks ago:
they did plugged a microwave, didn’t they?
- Comment on It's Not Google's Fault. It's Yours. 3 weeks ago:
yea, I can’t find shit in youtube because of this, because it’s the same search motor as google.
- Comment on pwned: do you pronounce it as "pohned" "pawned" or "owned" 4 weeks ago:
pawned, as “pawn” from “pawn shop”, and “ned” same as the name
- Comment on Sir Tim Berners-Lee doesn’t think AI will destroy the web 4 weeks ago:
We are in a social media app created exclusively to avoid the nowadays internet. That’s how is going on.
- Comment on What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype? 5 weeks ago:
This happened to me with Resident Evil 3 Remake, I didn’t knew that had so many haters behind but I really enjoyed the game. One thing to hate, they say, is the short duration of the game. I mean, you could beat the original game in 2 hours, if you didn’t knew nothing about the game, could take you like 7 or 8 hours
- Comment on What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype? 5 weeks ago:
I often stay away of new games because that exactly, the hype. If you play a new game and you say it sucks, everybody yells at you, but if you let past the time, it’s the time the one who gives reason to people.
- Comment on Being too nice online is a dead giveaway for AI bots, study suggests 5 weeks ago:
Good morningF You!, and in case I don’t see ya,good afternoonF you, F your family, and F your dog! - Comment on Mason, the numbers `6` and `7`, what do they mean? 5 weeks ago:
Amazing how internet have the capacity to make us ask ourselves about something of kindergarten level.
Six… what does that mean…? Then… here comes the… how did you call it? Seh-ven?
- Comment on You're so predictable 1 month ago:
there you go, another compression iteration
- Comment on Sad 1 month ago:
Para reflexionar
- Comment on Keeping that MFer on its toes 1 month ago:
this is exactly what happened today. I’m wasted
- Comment on Holy moly 1 month ago:
El gran robo de coches sexto
- Comment on YouTube will help you quit watching Shorts 1 month ago:
I use the unhook plugin . It’s a quick fix that enables you to able or disable youtube features. I use it because of that, due people still will send you shorts, and well, I can’t say them “stop sending me that shit”, I c-can’t say that to my wife, you know?
