Siegfried

@Siegfried@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you create?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I create useless applications for diary use. Now im working on an organizer that reads my work ins and outs times to control my extra hours and eventually cash in free days due to excess working hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How true is it?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They charge you more? So, how is it called the dystopia you live in?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sadam Hussein is everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  SSDam Hussain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The great outdoors⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m more concerned with the double space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linus Torvalds reckons AI is ‘90% marketing and 10% reality’⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No AI is a very real thing… just not LLMs, those are pure marketing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when my talk friend doesn't let me eat so much grass I throw up: 😢⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Waterpost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monkey business⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, it’s pretty old, but it so good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monkey business⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

  Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

  Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species… it seems women just don’t like dolphins enough…) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.

  A male dolphin’s member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.

  Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it’s length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn’t take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.

  Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.

  Don’t be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.

  There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn’t just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First world is not “best world” but wester aligned countries

  Second world is not “the meh world” but eastern block aligned countries

  The third world isn’t “shit hole” but non-aligned countries

  I thought we all learned this already

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I or should I not use/bother with using Linux? (READ THE WHOLE POST)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get a live version of any distro burned into an USB.

  You can give it a try this way without compromising anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla, Warner Bros sued for using AI ripoff of iconic Blade Runner imagery, despite the producers having previously rejected any association between their iconic sci-fi movie and Musk or his companies⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I still hold 2049 as one of my best cinema-experiences of the last decade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We need to build an Yggsrasil⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Humans would dobliterally anything before lowering it standard of life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you find any German words, you can keep them⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  DEUTSCH

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2 in 3 People Often Encounter Hate Speech Online.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  18% in X? Hahahaha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta smart glasses can be used to dox anyone in seconds, study finds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So exactly like browsing facebook in the early days?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do decide what language you speak living on a countries border.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess you visited Iguazú… we have kind of a funny situation there cause we tend to understand each other “pretty well” while still speaking our own languages. That has to do with how similar our languages (and cultures) are and with how cool and welcoming brasilian people is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate how anything without "world" in its name is just about the US⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ESPAÑOL

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh Mon Dieu!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hon hon hon hon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LG TVs start showing ads on screensavers | LG's TV business is heightening focus on selling ads and tracking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If i ever get the chance to live alone in a place i can call my own, i wont own a TV. Fuck this shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Batman.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And batman has a lot if a$$ to grab

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's coming! :(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It does not support JS, which as I understand, locks me out of lemmy. I may be wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's coming! :(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lynx bros and gals, unite! ✊️

  You are not alone… there is me and this dude above

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Secret calculator hack brings ChatGPT to the TI-84, enabling easy cheating⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No one has beaten The Game, but it is possible. We just need to wait for the pope to declare it has come to an end

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name generator⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  +1000 food

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  🤙😁🤙

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Americano cafe negro ultra rebajado

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fucking MENTION this cat's diet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Get in the ship, everything is on a cob the whole planets on the cob, GO, GO, GO, GO!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actual fucking cover of this book⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And here I am, simping for Anna Komnene

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussions are like a game of telephone; you're converting idea into language and expecting the recipient to flawlessly translate it back into an idea.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If I’m not mistaken, and please correct me if I’m wrong, I recall that the ancient greeks dedicated a lot of effort in bettering communication of ideas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uber drivers in Kenya are ignoring the app and charging their own rates.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, in defense of uber, we have monopoly cash. As of today, they should have applied “dolar tarjeta”, the drive probably negotiated some overpriced "dolar

  Either case, I’m sorry for your trouble. Idk if it is still like this, but it should be better to grab an uber than a cab here. If the cab driver recognizes you as a tourist, he will give a detour just to add Kms to the bill.