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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You live in Clown World when guys are using bathroom hand dryers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Because dicks go in the dryer downward not upwards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use Case Scenario For Generative Artificial Intelligence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I read this like Lamar from GTA 5.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where is modern Punk?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  DEVO is from Akron Ohio

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the TB lion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pennies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anxious bagel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get a load of this guy!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  SHARE THE LOAD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Brother just got an upgrade. Starting December, Amazon’s Ring cameras will scan and recognize faces. Don’t want to be in their database? Too bad — walk past a Ring and your face can be stored...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know, I think JB would go after them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Punch Time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I pray that if I ever get into a fist fight I remember to say “I hope you’re thirsty because I brought punch” before swinging

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨soda⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like the dispenser to the left of the soda is dispenser for beer, sure looks like a Busch logo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Brother just got an upgrade. Starting December, Amazon’s Ring cameras will scan and recognize faces. Don’t want to be in their database? Too bad — walk past a Ring and your face can be stored...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure this will be illegal in Illinois too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do companies always need to grow?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please elaborate because everything written above is correct. Companies must maximize value.

  The leading statement of the law’s view on corporate social responsibility goes back to Dodge v. Ford Motor Co, a 1919 decision that held that “a business corporation is organized and carried on primarily for the profit of the stockholders.” That case — in which Henry Ford was challenged by shareholders when he tried to reduce car prices at their expense — also established that “it is not within the lawful powers of a board of directors to shape and conduct the affairs of a corporation for the merely incidental benefit of shareholders and for the primary purpose of benefiting others.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE tries to kidnap random food delivery driver off the street. He jukes them on a foldable bike.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem is:

  THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK.

  If they’re wrong nothing happens to them, plus you might spend weeks or months in an ICE detention facility, maybe one across country. Which is fun because than your family and friends have no idea were you are.

  Maybe you’re lucky enough to be deported to third party countries that you’ve never been to or have any ties to.

  Then you’re at the mercy of their prison system, and so far the countries they’re sending people to don’t have great records.

  Since we can’t identify the agents because the pussies are masked and have no ID. There are zero repercussions to them fucking up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE tries to kidnap random food delivery driver off the street. He jukes them on a foldable bike.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These are the same guys that would cosplay special forces in full tacti-cool gear at Trump rally’s and counter protests.

  Except now they’re getting a govt paycheck for their incompetence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's official: EA is going private.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d love to see the sports leagues pull their licenses

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lara Croft is a Sociopath⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t someone get a comment from a dev or read in a manual that Nathan never dies. He just runs out of “luck” or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I really expected more from Tim. Very disappointing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sticker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And no, changing 1 word doesn’t matter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sticker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, are people actually still using this tired copypasta?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When cells devide there’s a top cell and a bottom cell, the bottom cell is where the powerhouse is generated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proton Mail Suspended Journalist Accounts at Request of Cybersecurity Agency⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think I want porn to be able to be sent over an off the grid network lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the stuff on Apple+ especially the sci-fi stuff…. But I’m still going to sail the 🏴‍☠️

  Mostly because of this

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Drop me a PM with the name please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Crussy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit I though you guys were talking about Pac-Man running out of dots and eating England.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨soulcleanse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Spider-Man PlayStation game bug

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From burner phones to decks of cards: NYC teens are adjusting to the smartphone ban⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, try living in America without a phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proton Mail Suspended Journalist Accounts at Request of Cybersecurity Agency⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  True, I suppose if you have plans other than communication….

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proton Mail Suspended Journalist Accounts at Request of Cybersecurity Agency⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe Meshtastic?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From burner phones to decks of cards: NYC teens are adjusting to the smartphone ban⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes take away the one tool that is basically required for modern adult life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From burner phones to decks of cards: NYC teens are adjusting to the smartphone ban⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  you’re joking right?

  Calling police, calling parents, etc.