SnotFlickerman
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Our News Team @ 11 with host Snot Flickerman
- Comment on What common American habits do people find quietly annoying? 4 hours ago:
Asking “so what do you do?” when meeting someone new as if their job defines them. It’s one of the first questions Americans will ask someone when meeting for the first time. I am American, but as I understand it, this question is far less common elsewhere in the world.
- Comment on The Wagon 6 hours ago:
Its probably those dudes who don’t wash they ass and they worried your fingers will get stank from touching it.
- Comment on You do get a hot blue alien wife though... 1 day ago:
I’d rather have a Venezuelan wife anyway. Blue aliens are overrated, they don’t even have aliussy, just weird tentacle shit.
- Comment on Protein bar 1 day ago:
Priorities, priorities.
- Comment on Good one 1 day ago:
Shyrah Horse
- Comment on YSK that electric blankets are cheap and incredibly cozy 2 days ago:
ChickenLadyLovesLife
- Comment on World's Video Game Companies 2 days ago:
They’re owned by Microsoft? Would you expect BioWare to have it’s own entry outside of EA, too?
- Comment on YSK that electric blankets are cheap and incredibly cozy 2 days ago:
I prefer hot water bottles but that’s just me.
I know that electric blankets are much safer than they used to be but I have a lot of anxiety related to fire, so just not for me.
- Comment on energizing 2 days ago:
Isn’t that Energizer, not Duracel?
- Comment on So many posers 4 days ago:
Roots, rock, reggae.
- Comment on Drive safe 6 days ago:
Why are you going 60 on a city road where there is foot traffic? Because Hitler.
- Comment on a real danger of quantum computing 6 days ago:
No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!
- Comment on We own the hardware, but not the experience anymore — Big Tech keeps building smarter, more connected devices, but the user experience feels more intrusive, more confusing, and less human 6 days ago:
I get tut-tutted by other Linux nerds for this a lot, but I think Linux is impersonal in a different way because it simply demands more of the user. Sure, it gives freedom, but that freedom comes with responsibility, and a lot of people just like like “ain’t nobody got time for that!” Which I think is a valid way to feel.
- Comment on Ska ftw 1 week ago:
- Comment on How much money should one person realistically make or have? 1 week ago:
Dragon sickness
- Comment on Grindr CEO Says App Will Be “AI-First” and “Not in the Business of Politics” 1 week ago:
Just like straight capitalists, he doesn’t care about the politics of the people that are using his service as long as he gets their money.
- Comment on What’s up with Myrrh being more prevalent? 1 week ago:
Y is a vowel?
- Comment on From our family to yours, merry Christmas! 1 week ago:
“We’d like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus.”
- Comment on Jinkies... 1 week ago:
The fact that this says “Like Scoob where did you go?” instead of “Like Scooby-doo, where are you?” feels like a missed opportunity.
- Comment on kitchencels is a goldmine 1 week ago:
It’s probably mostly satire at this point now that it got well known. womp womp.
- Comment on onionwear 1 week ago:
Love a lady sportin’ some bush.
- Comment on Soviet Onion 1 week ago:
Lenin’s first name was actually “Vidalia.”
- Comment on When someone asks what I like 1 week ago:
- Comment on I love it 1 week ago:
Out here leaking my meal plan.
- Comment on iPad babies grew up and are now finding psychs 1 week ago:
Ding fries are done ding fries are done ding fries are done…
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 week ago:
who use onion slices as dippers in humus with ungodly garlic ratios
I feel personally attacked.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
The no ventilation at all is *chef’s kiss
- Comment on YSK that when you’re asked to make a donation at check-out, the company does not get a tax break for it! 2 weeks ago:
Does it matter if they don’t get a tax break? They’re still generally billion dollar companies.
In my town there’s mostly Safeways, which are owned by Albertsons, which is owned by Cerberus Capital Management, which has something like $65 billion in assets and a net worth of $3 billion. I don’t give a flying fuck if they don’t get a tax break, they could just make the fucking donations on behalf of their fucking customers since they have so much god damned money.
- Comment on Biphallic truthers spotted in the wild 2 weeks ago:
Some of you have been breaking the first two rules of Fight Club… Don’t talk about our two peepees.
- Comment on Squats 2 weeks ago:
Damn why is Nick so THICC here? That’s more than just squats.
