moakley
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- Comment on I feel attacked 2 days ago:
I started collecting Lego again.
… and running.
- Comment on Geologists doubt Earth has the amount of copper needed to develop the entire world 6 days ago:
It confuses me when someone thinks plastics are “bad”. It’s such a privileged, narrow viewpoint that ignores so many of the problems that humanity has overcome.
- Comment on This section of Jim Carrey's Wikipedia Article 1 week ago:
Nostalgia usually doesn’t work on me, but bringing back 1990s Jim Carrey to be in the Sonic movies is laser targeted at 10-year-old me and totally works.
- Comment on This meme goes way back 1 week ago:
Orpheus is the one who looks back. He should be looking back at Eurydice, and the girl on the right is Hades looking all smug.
- Comment on they come 1 week ago:
They only get to about half an inch. And they’re sort of round, not as gross as a lot of other bugs. But yeah, they just slam themselves into doors and windows. It’s noisy and weird.
- Comment on they come 1 week ago:
June bugs are so annoying. Every April they start slamming their little bodies against the damn back door, and I’m like, what the fuck are you doing?! You’re two months early, you assholes!
It’s fine when they do it in June, but I have to put up with two months of that early bullshit.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
You’re digging the knife into the pit to get a grip on it without damaging the avocado flesh around it.
To do so, place the knife as shown in the picture, then hit the back of it with your hand to drive it in. I usually just take a swing at it with the knife itself, but it’s probably a little more consistent to do it this way.
Avocado pits are slippery. You can’t usually just grab them with your fingers.
So just do what the picture shows, and then do what the instructions say, in that order.
- Comment on "You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books" 1 week ago:
“Woke” has had a consistent meaning since its introduction into the English language almost a hundred years ago. It means “Aware of systemic racism.”
When blues legend Lead Belly ended a show in 1938 by saying, “Stay woke,” he meant: “Stay aware of systemic racism.”
When some chud on YouTube in 2025 says “‘Woke’ is ruining gaming,” he means that awareness of systemic racism is ruining gaming. For him.
And when an American politician calls himself “anti-woke”, he’s saying that he opposes the awareness of systemic racism. Not that he denies the existence of it, but that he’d prefer no one talk about it, so that it can continue.
- Comment on It's Breathtaking How Fast AI Is Screwing Up the Education System 1 week ago:
I had great, loving parents who tried their best to get me interested in my education. It didn’t matter. ADHD meant I was never going to be a good student.
- Comment on How I view others in social media 3 weeks ago:
That doesn’t bother me, and as someone who occasionally makes comics I always appreciate positive feedback like that.
So much worse is:
OP: “This [noun] is [adjective].”
Commenter 1: “This [noun] is [worse adjective]. FTFY.”
Commenter 2: “[Noun] isn’t [adjective]… BECAUSE IT’S AN INSULT TO [ADJECTIVE] THINGS EVERYWHERE! I am so clever! You thought I was defending [noun], but I pulled an Uno Reverse, which is also a clever thing to say!”
At dinner that night I imagine commenter 2 tells his mom all about how he’s so funny on reddit. She doesn’t really listen.
- Comment on 28 years later, Lego Island's lost source code has been rediscovered – but the fans who spent nearly two years painstakingly decompiling it by hand "can't have it" 3 weeks ago:
And eternal life of copyright is what has led to us having our current culture in decline media landscape of endless sequels, remakes, milking licenses, and reboots. Why risk a new IP when you own 3000000 “safe bets” you can endlessly recycle bullshit
That doesn’t really track. You think that allowing everyone to use existing characters would incentivize them to create new characters?
A lot of the original works we do get are because not everyone has access to the “safe bets”.
- Comment on What are some good examples of "Where the fuck do you go" kind of games? 4 weeks ago:
A lot of the game is scanning planets, gathering resources, and upgrading your ship. The upgrades allow you to gather more resources, explore further, and get better weapons so you can survive hostile alien encounters.
If you ever have the opportunity, I highly recommend giving it a try.
- Comment on What are some good examples of "Where the fuck do you go" kind of games? 4 weeks ago:
Disco Elysium gave me this experience in a new context. But better, because it blurs the line between success and failure.
- Comment on What are some good examples of "Where the fuck do you go" kind of games? 4 weeks ago:
Star Flight. I played it on Genesis, and it’s still one of the greatest games I’ve ever played.
One space ship, 270 solar systems, and 800 planets. The manual included a captain’s log that was sent back in time from the future, but without that you’d just be scouring the stars for clues, interrogating aliens, digging through ancient ruins, and watching slowly as a rash of planet-destroying solar flares spreads through the galaxy.
So fucking good.
- Comment on Liquid Trees 4 weeks ago:
A tree stole my wallet and had sex with my wife!
- Comment on AI models routinely lie when honesty conflicts with their goals 4 weeks ago:
I’m not convinced some people aren’t just statistical language algorithms. And I don’t just mean online; I mean that seems to be how some people’s brains work.
- Comment on Religions have some of the wackiest rules 5 weeks ago:
Kellogg was never actually that influential. People mostly knew he was a crackpot at the time.
An episode of Adam Ruins Everything gave him way too much credit, and then people on the internet just keep repeating it because Kellogg was such a weird guy.
- Comment on Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' funeral 5 weeks ago:
Honestly. It’s horrible that he’s sending people who are legally allowed to be here to his concentration camp, but it is also equally horrible that he’s sending people who aren’t legally allowed to be here to his concentration camp.
Immigrants are good. Immigration is good. Everything about this is fucked up and goes against the soul of America.
- Comment on Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' funeral 5 weeks ago:
Sweet. I love this one.
- Comment on Angry, disappointed users react to Bluesky's upcoming blue check mark verification system 1 month ago:
Would it be so bad if it follows the same path as Twitter? If it connects people and organizations in an honest and helpful way for fifteen years?
Or we could all just keep shitting on it while it facilitates social and political movements and enables rapid communication across the planet. Then more than a decade from now when some Ultra-Nazi trillionaire buys it, we can all say “I told you so,” and be real smug about it.
- Comment on A weird phrase is plaguing scientific papers – and we traced it back to a glitch in AI training data 1 month ago:
That’s why he said start with Google Translate. Because Google Translate isn’t giving gibberish like vegetative electron microscopy.
- Comment on [Question] What just happened to 4 million posts? 1 month ago:
Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of comments coming from that instance that are indistinguishable from the ones I see from .ml.
- Comment on Are most people here left-wing? 1 month ago:
Last time I took the political compass test, I was center-right, firmly in the libertarian quadrant, exactly in the sub-section labeled “libertarian”.
That means my political stances align 100% against the Republican party and authoritarianism in general.
- Comment on This is unfair! 1 month ago:
- Comment on At least Quark had some integrity. 1 month ago:
“Female” is fine as an adjective. It’s when it’s used as a noun that it becomes a problem. But that’s not a new rule or anything.
Consider when someone says “Black people” vs “the Blacks”.
- Comment on Reddit’s 50% Plunge Fails to Entice Dip Buyers as Growth Slows. 2 months ago:
Any criticism of conservatism is grounds for removal now. I can’t believe it’s gotten this far.
Is there any Sonic community on Lemmy? Did you make one? I’m a casual fan, but I’d join.
- Comment on Skill issue 2 months ago:
This is definitely an objective opinion based on facts and universal experiences: the best multiplayer experience was Halo 1, when we ran ethernet cables between our dorm rooms. I’d wake up to someone slamming on my door telling me to turn my Xbox on, and I’d jump right into a death match.
- Comment on Definitely wasn't late to work making this 2 months ago:
You can color with a candle.
- Comment on Definitely wasn't late to work making this 2 months ago:
Wait until you realize that number 8 is actually teal blue! Gotcha!
The lesson here is not to peel off the labels.
- Comment on Definitely wasn't late to work making this 2 months ago:
True, but it’s a restaurant crayon, so it’s a little scratchy.