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Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason

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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I like onions and peppers. They do not like me (understandable 🫩) and exact their fiery indigestive revenge every time I dare eat more of their ranks

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  • pewpew@feddit.it ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    That’s me.

    I also have many more things I don’t like that may trigger you

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  • ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I have a latex allergy and cross react with basically all the fun foods.

    Corn and rice are my saviors. Please don’t talk mess about my corn.

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Chopped up over a kg of onions and fried them, also added grated parsnip and carrots, then salt, pepper and a few bottles of malt vinegar. Little bit of honey too. Simmer away for a few hours, add more vinegar if it’s getting a little dry. Then store in jars.

    This was 2 days ago and my kitchen still smells divine. I don’t really know how to accurately describe it. Caramelised onions but there is more to it from the vinegar. Doesn’t smell like vinegar though, more like it’s enhanced the onions.

    Cheap to make as supermarkets here are competing over selling the cheapest veg. 5kg of parsnips, carrots, cabbage and swede for under £0.50, onion was a bit more, but not much. Was going to add all of it but my arm was getting tired from grating and peeling so much. I don’t own a food processor so it’s all by hand. Filled 2.5L worth of jars from the first batch.

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  • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey you can defend onions and peppers without slandering corn.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I could but I don’t want to

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      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        I’m sorry you OP. It’s an IBS nightmare. I’ll have it popped but that’s just because it’s so convenient.

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  • KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Fuck you, onions are disgusting, I’m not taking any questions.

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  • uncouple9831@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I assume this was produced by a 23-year-old who thinks adulthood means something. They’ll learn.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Right. We’re all just old kids.

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      • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Old babies

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  • Skyline969@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Look, onions are like anal sex. If you were forced or tricked into having it as a kid, chances are you don’t want it when you become an adult.

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      196-25187952

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    • eth0slash0@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hope that isn’t coming from personal experience, brother/sister/anything you prefer.

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      • seathru@quokk.au ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I used to hear that in high school when we were seeing who could be the most offensive. I still slip up sometimes and use it as a dark joke, and it’s always received as well as it has been here.

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      • uncouple9831@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Hu-man

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    • kieron115@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      That’s it for me, goodnight internet.

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yup. That’s me. I don’t mind the flavor, but the sliminess is not for me

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      • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Are we talking about onions or anal?

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      • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Do they still feel slimy if they’re finely diced? I love the taste but hate the texture of mushrooms, and mincing them to incorporate into a dish is the best of both worlds for me.

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    • M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Congratulations, I think you might have a truly original experience. Never seen a kid that doesn’t like onions in any way, so they don’t need to be forced to eat them. And why would you force that in the first place? They aren’t the kind of vegetable that you need to eat, they’re there for flavor. I’m certain there’s some deeper issue here, you might want to figure that out.

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      • AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        You must not know a lot of kids or have a lot of world experience. Onion is a top picky eater food. Why do parents force kids to eat them? Perception of table etiquette.

        Pretty easy thing to explain, if you are over the age of 15.

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      • kieron115@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Someone has never taken a big ole bite out of a vidalia onion! Like eating a spicy apple.

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  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    42 years old, and I still thank onions should be left in the dirt. God buried them for a reason.

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  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Garlic

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    • miraclerandy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      My sister made guacamole and wanted me to test it. I asked how much garlic it has and she said she never puts garlic in it. I could only convince her to put a tiny bit in but I would’ve easily doubled it.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Yes, please. I’ll have them the same way Ron Swanson haves his eggs and bacon for breakfast:

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      • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        never watched this show but seen plenty of clips. Isn’t he just a male Karen?

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t like either and you can’t make me like them.

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    • Spezi@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can you pwease like them? Pwetty pwease?

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    • wowwoweowza@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Please order… fajitas anything. It’s the heart of Mexican cuisine.

      Also the heart of Chinese cuisine.

      This is a perfect combination that can take some getting used to but when you do… it’s joy.

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        …fajitas are the heart of Chinese cuisine?

        Sounds like that could cause a lot of awkwardness 🤔

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m okay with them if they’re chopped up really small.

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Texture, taste, or both (or neither)? Me, I like the taste of peppers, but I hate it when they get all gritty and grainy.

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Combo of both, I don’t like the taste or how they get slimy when cooked.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Never thought I’d ever see so much onion and pepper hate here.

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  • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Onions and Bell peppers ruin the mouth feel of any food they are part of and make my neurodivergent ass make the face in this picture.

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    • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not to argue but out of curiosity, what about differently cooked onions? When I was a kid I couldn’t stand onions in pasta sauce. But I eventually realized it was the texture of overcooked onions in a place they usually weren’t. Now I love onions but since I cook I make sure they have a nice crunch and the flavor is not too overwhelmed with less interesting stuff

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I avoided onions and peppers when I was younger because I was a picky ass eater.

    Now I avoid onions because I realized I can’t properly digest them and the make my tummy sad.

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    • notabot@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was a picky ass eater.

      That’s something we should all be picky about.

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      • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Don’t kink shame, its only smellz

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      • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        A little corn kernel around the rim never hurt nobody

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    • foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      :(

      Caramelized onions are soooo tasty!

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      • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Don’t get me wrong, I love onions as an adult. That said, I had a procedure a few years that fucked my ability to digest allium.

        I’m trying to eat fist fulls of probiotics to see if I can get back in the game.

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      • Ininewcrow@piefed.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You can keep heating them slowly and caramelizing them until they turn in a jam …. that’s how good onions are.

        Or you could dehydrate them and use the crusty bits like bacon bits on all sorts of food.

        I always find it strange to hear people say they don’t like onions … I keep a large stock of onions in my kitchen all the time because they go into just about every recipe and you can cook, fry, bake or use them raw in all sorts of things.

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    • kopasu22@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is my story except with cheese.

      Why did I have to start enjoying the taste of cheese?

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  • ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    white & yellow onions fuck up my stomach for some reason

    (interestingly shallots & spring onions don’t seem to have the same problem)

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  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I had stir fry today with onions, peppers, chicken, and broccoli

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      🤤

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  • DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i put jalopenos in my ass

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      technically we all do, just depends on if it starts or ends there.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Someone has a favorite GIF 😁

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    • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      youtu.be/uiiYpkZ8YmU

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t mind peppers, but fuck onions

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    • Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why do you fuck onions?

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      • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        The same reason I fuck your mom, it makes me cry.

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      • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        they make him cry. don’t kinkshame.

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They probably like the stinging/burning sensation in their mucous membranes.

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      • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Feel the burn, baby!

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  • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Onions and mushrooms are the two things I can have with pretty much every meal.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Onions and peppers are some of the vegetables I eat the most of because you can cut them up very quickly and serve with simple lunches like pasta or an omelette

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    • Ininewcrow@piefed.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And to lessen the taste of onions … either cut them very thinly … or take the cut slices and soak them in a bit of vinegar for ten minutes.

      Best way to enjoy raw onions I find is to eat them with cheese … nothing like a plain old cheese and onion sandwich .. we discovered this in southern Spain where mountain villages serve it like that - really strong manchego hard cheese with strong Spanish onions served on hard crust baguette style bread, it’s amazing

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      • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Interesting, I’ll have to try that.

        For a while our standard appetizer to bring places was onions and Brie on saltines. It just works and is simple.

        But from that I assumed onions want a creamy cheese like brie, so hard cheeses never occurred to me

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Dry bread, dry cheese, no condiments or anything? Sounds rather dry.

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      • TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That sounds amazing, and I can’t wait to try it… But I can’t help but wonder how horrible everyone’s breath might be there. 😬

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    • Duranie@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Caramelized onions are a gateway to onion enjoyment.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Raw onion and chili peppers can fuck off as far as I’m concerned.

    All other ways to eat onions and peppers, though? Yes, please!

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    onions in something cooked, like red beans and rice? fosho

    onions raw on otherwise edible food? naaaaaaaah

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  • vodka@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m allergic to onion and I’m offended by this.

    But man do I chow down on peppers a lot.

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  • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    These people are balanced out by the ones who use onion slices as dippers in humus with ungodly garlic ratios, and the people who eat ghost peppers like popcorn.

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      who use onion slices as dippers in humus with ungodly garlic ratios

      I feel personally attacked.

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      • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        One of us!

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can take or leave bell pepper. I don’t much care for the taste compared to all other peppers. It mostly just adds texture and color and I’m the kind of guy that doesn’t care what it looks like going in; it all looks the same coming out.

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  • wowwoweowza@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Exactly!

    Thank you.

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  • synae@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why we talking bad on corn

    I’ll take all three please

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t eat onions, pepers not GARLIC. i’m 43

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Onions are vile and I’ll tell you where you can shove your judgement.

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  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or when you got wicked GERD but those fajitas come out sizzlin

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