DJKJuicy
@DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on NVIDIA could enter the desktop CPU market with performance equal to AMD and Intel 3 hours ago:
I mean, of course they could.
But where’s the money in that?
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 8 hours ago:
Upvote for the Tesla shade!
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 9 hours ago:
Oooo…Im ready for suggestions too.
I swear to God if you say something about a runner’s high or something…
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 9 hours ago:
Oh for sure…fasting is waaay easier. That’s kinda my point. Fasting is literally not eating.
Unfortunately you can’t just do it forever. Well I mean, you can…
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 14 hours ago:
Addicted to alcohol: Stop drinking. You can’t control an addiction so you have to completely stop.
Addicted to cigarettes: Stop smoking. You can’t control an addiction so you have to completely stop.
Addicted to crack: Stop smoking crack. You can’t control an addiction so you have to completely stop.
Addicted to food: Must be your fault for being weak-willed. Just don’t consume so much of that thing that you’re addicted to. You can control your addiction. Just stop being a loser…
The literal solution to every addiction is stop it, cold turkey. One Day At A Time. But you can’t stop eating food. You’ll die.
So it’s as if an alcoholic has to constantly have just a little alcohol. Or a crackhead has to keep smoking crack, but only every once in a while. No problem, just control yourself…
I’m sure telling people that they’re pieces of shit for eating food will fix the problem, eventually. We just have to try a little harder.
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 17 hours ago:
Every fat person on earth already knows that too much food makes you fat.
Yet somehow, even armed with this knowledge, we’re all fat.
Curious.
- Comment on Tesla is exiting consumer space because Self-Driving has hit the same fundamental limits as LLMs 3 days ago:
Yup. Self-driving cars will never truly be possible with unpredictable humans still driving the other cars on the road. Maybe if you could put a true AGI into a car.
We could have self-driving cars with today’s technology if the only other vehicles on the road were also self-driving and all interconnected bia a mesh network with each other and the other critical road infrastructure like intersections.
But if on today’s roads if you want a truly Level 5 self-driving car where you get in the car in your driveway and say “take me to Burger King”, you’ll need an AGI in the car.
- Comment on Always there, just waiting. 1 week ago:
Yup it’s like a gamble and 80% of the time you lose.
- Comment on Always there, just waiting. 1 week ago:
Ummm…deliver better pears to the grocery store and I’ll buy some every week.
I’ve had delicious, refreshing pears. So I know they can be good.
Most of the pears in US grocery stores are dry grainy garbage. Like 80-90% of the time.
The apple people figured it out. No one wants dry-ass mushy Red Delicious garbage apples. Now I can buy Cosmic Crisp or Envy apples and they are always consistently sweet, tart, juicy, and crisp. And guess what? I buy dem shits every week.
Figure it out pear people. Get on it.
- Comment on Did you like Star Trek: Nemesis? 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Did you like Star Trek: Nemesis? 2 weeks ago:
Nope. Did not like. Insurrection and Nemesis are nigh unwatchable to me.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I’m beginning to think that the number of people that just can not feel empathy is way higher than most people thought.
I always assumed that a complete lack of empathy was associated with an actual psychiatric disorder. But that’s the crux of what’s happening on the world today, isn’t it? A huge percentage of the populace are literally just completely incapable of feeling empathy for their fellow humans. And they’re mad that they’ve been told that they have to, ya know, care about other people.
- Comment on And the cold in particular. 1 month ago:
I love winter. I can finally be comfortable.
Fuck summer.
- Comment on Unquestionably high class 1 month ago:
40-50 smackers is an unreasonable price for lobster roll. I also wouldn’t be impressed for that price.
- Comment on Unquestionably high class 1 month ago:
Wait, you mean a Connecticut-style lobster roll? Which is amazing? Are you messin’ with me?
- Comment on Bruh... 2 months ago:
Aww hell no…can I do the immortal snail one instead?
- Comment on Bruh... 2 months ago:
Isn’t there usually a reward in these questions? Like 1 million dollars?
Can I pick neither? Not worth it.
- Comment on "It is the year 2000. But where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars. I don't see any flying cars. Why? Why?" 2 months ago:
If only investors would dump 1 trillion dollars into this instead of ChatGPT.
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 2 months ago:
I had balut in the Philippines when I visited around 2008.
Not my favorite thing to eat, but I could see how some people like it.
If you ever get to the Philippines give it a try! Ask for the “young” balut so it’s more like an egg and less like a baby duck.
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 2 months ago:
I made a conscious decision in my mid-20s to stop being so picky.
Best decision I’ve ever made. No regrets, at all. There is so much to discover in the world. Why would you limit yourself?
I really feel like some people cling to listing the foods they don’t like as some unique part of their personality. Like they picked it at their character selection screen and they’re sticking with it.
- Comment on "It is the year 2000. But where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars. I don't see any flying cars. Why? Why?" 2 months ago:
How come everyone on lemmy thinks after you put your dirty clothes in the washing machine that the machine magically folds your clothes and puts them away?
Tell me you don’t wash your own clothes without telling me you don’t wash your own clothes.
Holla at me when there’s an AI clothes robot.
- Comment on "It is the year 2000. But where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars. I don't see any flying cars. Why? Why?" 2 months ago:
This legit hits hard, even today.
We are waaaay the fuck in the future, scifi-wise. It’s about to be 20-fucking-26. I was promised so many awesome things.
“Best I can do is AI that writes music and paints and writes novels for you, you know, all the stuff humans consider fun”
Fuck it, just have AI play our video games and watch our movies for us so we have more time to do dishes and laundry. IT’S THE FUTURE. I SHOULDN’T BE DOING DISHES OR LAUNDRY. What are we even doing here?
- Comment on Why are famous chefs fighting PFAS bans? 2 months ago:
Any time you think it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
- Comment on Be careful with this information 2 months ago:
Holy shit an in the wild Hydraulic Press Channel “Vot De Fok” reference on a random Sunday evening!
This short thread following the OPs post got me good. Thanks for the uncontrollable 60 seconds of laughter!
- Comment on Relationship Goals 3 months ago:
Every night, you say?
Every night?
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 3 months ago:
Whatever the case, the return of the OG 7-Layer Burrito brought me back to Taco Bell. If it disappears again from my menu in the app then I’ll probably stop going to Taco Bell again.
It looks like the 7-Layer Burrito is there because of their “Decades Menu” promotion so it’s not looking good…
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 3 months ago:
Maybe I’m lucky? Here’s the Taco Bell app from 30 seconds ago:
It is listed under “Member Exclusives” in the menu and not under burritos for some reason.
I’m kind of a big deal so maybe they just make them special for me [checks manicure].
- Comment on 🔥🔥🔥 3 months ago:
The guy in the meme is the Original Tribal Chief Joe “Roman Reigns” Anoa’i…The OTC.
I really could have gone my whole life without knowing his political beliefs. I don’t like politics in my wrasslin’. But since he felt like he had to share and this is a political meme, that question came naturally to me.
- Comment on 🔥🔥🔥 3 months ago:
Wonder how the OTC actually feels about this?
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 3 months ago:
I mean it sucks that this is an old screenshot to try to generate a narrative, and the narrative is probably still accurate, but GOT DAMN don’t make me worry about the 7-layer burrito like that.
