FreshParsnip
@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Truly identical twins as actors would present really interesting opportunities for a stage play 1 day ago:
There’s a series on Disney+ called “Pixar in Real Life”. It’s like candid camera, getting random people to react to strange stuff. They had a kid dressed as Dash from The Increfibkes ask random people to time him running around a large building and surprising them by doing it impossibky fast. It was actually identical twins
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Rights don’t matter anymore in the Untied States
- Comment on Toronto's next 3 days ago:
Call the Ghostbusters
- Comment on An oopsie occured 3 days ago:
Liters
- Comment on An oopsie occured 3 days ago:
0.3 volleyballs away
- Comment on angry 3 days ago:
My ex once suggested throwing peanut butter at random people to make some sort of a point (something to do with them believing schools banning peanut butter was arbitrary). I’m not sure whether they understood, before I told them, that throwing peanut butter at random people can literally kill someone.
- Comment on irony of house of cards 4 days ago:
I wish that was unique to the Untied States but I’ve been watching a Swedish show called Young Royals and it is a major plot point that rich and powerful people get away with everything
- Comment on irony of house of cards 4 days ago:
I’ve been seeing irony in a lot of movies lately. Captain America 4 ends with a president being held accountable for his actions and going to prison
- Comment on What is MAGA's problem with Bad Bunny? 6 days ago:
I get that these people think their culture should be the only one in America, but to me it is ridiculous to exclude Latin culture from American culture. American culture is an amalgamation of many cultures, including Latin-American culture, African-American culture, Navajo culture, and many many more. Just like Canadian culture is an amalgamation of Irish-Canaduan culture, French Canadian culture, Inuit culture, and many many more. It’s so ridiculous and disgusting that the people currently in power in the Untied States are trying to extinguish most of America’s cultures and they think that makes them more American
- Comment on So how would you handle this? 6 days ago:
A thick rubber mat
- Comment on People don't really know their own motivation for their actions 1 week ago:
Sometimes weed helps hive you new clarity and insight. Be cautious though, it can also sometimes lead to irrational thoughts
- Comment on What is MAGA's problem with Bad Bunny? 1 week ago:
And the people who are excluding minorities have the gall to claim they’re the ones being oppressed and excluded because others are included
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- Comment on I'm not proud of myself but it's the truth 1 week ago:
I saw a romcom right after a breakup once. When it got to the oart with the cliche third act breakup, I wanted them to stay broken up. I thought they broke up for sensible reasons and got back together for dumb reasons. I don’t recall what movie it was. I remember a scene with a doctor marking someone’s knee for surgery. It was the year 2015
- Comment on There isn't a person on earth that doesn't look cooler with sunglasses on. 1 week ago:
I think Trump would look like a dork with sunglasses
- Comment on Even their fish are fucked up 1 week ago:
Who knows. Maybe the same drug sometimes affects the same people differently. I once had severe memory loss after drinking weed soda even though I had had the same product numerous times before without experiencing memory loss
- Comment on The one tool more effective than censorship is noise 1 week ago:
I forget what it was but I saw a video about some sort of conspiracy theory and thought if it were true the video would get taken down. Then I thought actually, having it taken down would just make it look true.
- Comment on Even their fish are fucked up 1 week ago:
Sounds like it’s fun to be a shrimp
Maybe not though. I suspect I had weed laced with cicaine once and it filled me with such dread I had to turn on all the lights in my apartment and refused to go to bed until after sunrise
- Comment on Starting to think affluenza might be a real thing. 1 week ago:
That’s not an illness, that’s just not being punished for one’s actions
- Comment on Too far, man 1 week ago:
Reminds me of when I had the idea to literally yell “racial slurs!”
- Comment on YSK that everything the New York Times about Donald Trump actually happened 1 week ago:
Abd still it’s being allowed to happen
- Comment on Some rich person could cause a lot of chaos by bailing everyone out of jail that they can 1 week ago:
I haven’t a clue what the rules are but I don’t think anybody was suggesting you had to have a blood relationship to bail someone out. I think they were suggesting you have to know the person, be a friend or colleague or have some kind of connection to them as opposed to some stranger just walking in and bailing out random people like I suggested in my original post
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- Comment on 99% of the time when I get exposed to content that sucks, it's because of other people creating content about the content they also think sucks. 1 week ago:
Instead of talking about the Melania movie, people should be encouraging people to watch the Michelle Obama documentary “Becoming” on Netflix
- Comment on Every night 1 week ago:
I can’t possibly be right about everything. I unironically like Madame Web
- Comment on There are people who hesitate now when asking for "no ice" in their drinks. 1 week ago:
The word ice might die out soon
- Comment on What if the Epstein files are the distraction? 2 weeks ago:
New epstein files came out today, distracting from the impending government shutdown
- Comment on There are 4 types of people out there. Those that are for a cause, those that are against a cause, those that don't care either way, and those that don't understand what the cause is to begin with. 2 weeks ago:
Jerry Seinfeld had a bit where he says it makes no sense to root for a sports team because the players change, the strategies change, everything changes. All you’re rooting for is the uniform. And if I guy changes teams, then you liked him one team but suddenly don’t like him cause he’s wearing a different shirt. I don’t know how accurate that assessment is because I don’t care about sports
- Comment on There are 4 types of people out there. Those that are for a cause, those that are against a cause, those that don't care either way, and those that don't understand what the cause is to begin with. 2 weeks ago:
I also don’t care who wins at sports. I’m only planning to watch the Superbowl to spite the nazis by supporting Bad Bunny