thesohoriots
@thesohoriots@lemmy.world
- Comment on Your last words being "Whoops", probably greatly increases the odds that someone writes about your death 14 hours ago:
Roald Dahl, trying to have nice last words, to his family: “You know, I’m not frightened. It’s just that I will miss you all so much."
Actual last words, getting hit with a needle of morphine: “ow, fuck!”
- Comment on The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds 2 days ago:
“She’s a brick and I’m drowning slowly”
- Comment on Which game would you erase from your memory, in order to experience it fresh once again? 4 days ago:
SOMA for sure.
- Comment on Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits 6 days ago:
which comes with higher speeds and more frequent lane changes
Go kiss a concrete pillar, ya duds
- Comment on Believing misinformation is a “win” for some people, even when proven false 1 week ago:
- Comment on Believing misinformation is a “win” for some people, even when proven false 1 week ago:
Good ol Davey K.’s bbq bash
- Comment on Saw this on a hike and immediately thought "Morning Wood?" 1 week ago:
“U up?”
- Comment on FCC could roll back rule requiring ISPs to list every fee, apparently, there are too many 2 weeks ago:
Consolidated Fee: $34
Fee Consolidation Fee: $23
Fee Consolidation Fee Convenience Fee: $52
- Comment on Arizona ‘VPN’ searches surge amid Pornhub ban in state 2 weeks ago:
V….P….Nnnnnnnghhh
- Comment on We need a Thomas the Tank Engine horror game 3 weeks ago:
One, two, he’s coming for you
Three, four, slow order
Five, six, reporting marks affixed
- Comment on This is what RFK Jr actually believes... 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Cable management is an art form 4 weeks ago:
Nah man that’s all good copper wire in there rip it out and sell it
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Nintendo Switch 2 Version Delayed Indefinitely 4 weeks ago:
I can’t wait for the DLC: Bo4derl4nds
- Comment on people who use AI a lot would probably be the most likely to get their exact wish from a genie. 4 weeks ago:
People who trained the AI and got replaced know how to get wishes.
“I want to be a millionaire…WHO has a Ferrari…THAT I use EVEN THOUGH I can fly around and fight crime… WHICH happens nowhere near my mansion… ON a private island near Hawaii… WHILE…”
- Comment on Autism has been announced! 4 weeks ago:
It’s been needing a refresh. Can’t wait for Autism 2.0 + DLC
- Comment on It's depressing, man 4 weeks ago:
Related: “I would never want to be part of a club that would have me as a member.”
- Comment on The man show was a left wing attack on incels. 5 weeks ago:
“God help us all. Dentists on trampolines.”
- Comment on Do you truly believe that this is a human being? 5 weeks ago:
“You’re not a human ‘til you’re in my phone book.”
—Bill Hicks
- Comment on This Nutella waffle place has the weirdest name. 5 weeks ago:
The JOI you must have felt
- Comment on Don't spend your life in front of a live camera 5 weeks ago:
The way I spit out my drink
- Comment on Stop Talking to Technology Executives Like They Have Anything to Say 5 weeks ago:
This myth needs to die hard. Inheriting off daddy’s blood emerald mine allows you to start businesses and buy people to make them work. This takes zero intelligence — it takes capital which was not earned. It continues to make money through the labor of shady accountants who know how to keep you from paying taxes, the labor of H1-B visa holder slaves, non-unionized assembly line workers, etc. who you crush and exploit for more capital to keep repeating the same unethical and dumb shit.
- Comment on Feelin the Bern? 5 weeks ago:
Mittens are silencers.
- Comment on Nightmare blunt rotation... or killer rotation? 1 month ago:
I can only imagine if there’s nothing to do but build barns and agriculture, you’d be damn good at both.
- Comment on Has Charlie Kirk ever changed his views on a subject during a debate? 1 month ago:
Ok, so in all seriousness, he doesn’t “debate” in the classical sense of two parties entering a forum with good intentions and open minds. Kirk’s brand of “debate” was getting selectively edited viral clips of flustered college students who couldn’t come up with a coherent response to the bullshit he spat out. He never changed his mind (and would never) because that would make him look weak, and that’s not what his brand of “debate” is about — it’s about winning at any cost and making people look dumb for the views.
- Comment on Has Charlie Kirk ever changed his views on a subject during a debate? 1 month ago:
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- Comment on Too soon? 1 month ago:
Gum control
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Releasing a couple banger albums and dying on a cross of your own self-destruction by age 33?
- Comment on OpenAI Says It's Scanning Users' ChatGPT Conversations and Reporting Content to the Police 1 month ago:
Enjoy my couple outputs of Orson Welles pitching commercials for various household products.
- Comment on Let's put ice in the wine and chocolate in the hummus 1 month ago:
Spagoots
- Comment on Laura Loomer wants ICE to livestream arrests for entertainment: "Make it exciting an show ICE agents tackling Juan and Jesus" 2 months ago:
I hope someone changes her mind… into pudding.
