Apytele
@Apytele@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on First snake to be covered in vegan butter?!? 3 days ago:
Look at that big dumb adorable baby with her big dumb adorable head. Look into those adorable little eyes on top of that blunt little snoot. That is a empty head. 0 thoughts. Give her a boop for me.
- Comment on Anyone? 1 week ago:
Honestly they don’t even read like honest speculation. They read more like an inside joke the same way you’d ask what blackmail material your shitty coworker has on the boss to somehow never get fired.
- Comment on The moment we've all been waiting for: you now can have targeted ads on your 2k smartfridge 1 week ago:
- Comment on I knew it 1 week ago:
People be shaming others for connecting with a community that supports a regular routine of both daily, weekly, monthly, and annual routines with at least a small amount of support for illness and poverty and which bfocuses on a concept larger than any one of their single personal existences then wondering why they’re depressed. Like I struggle with joining a major organized religion or even a secular social community like a sports team or knitting group but at least I know that’s why I’m depressed. And the Muslims also specifically have a faith that supports strict hygiene practices, which I admire greatly.
- Comment on How do you beat post-work floppiness? 1 week ago:
It’s funny that this is about work life balance because I’m trying to catch some sleep before my fourth twelve in a row and my acute psych nurse brain just went nooo nooooooo oh noooooooooooo but assuming you never experience significant mania, psychosis, or delirium, I LOVE that for you.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I wanna know where the other social supports are. If neither of you have family that give a fuck where are her mom friends and where are your dad friends so you guys can pool childcare? (There are also other configurations, the gendered model is just the most common).
- Comment on If God was real (just go with it), then how he's portrayed in the Bible might not even be how he actually is. 2 weeks ago:
Some gnostic Christian sects took their Zoroastrian roots a little more seriously than mainstream Christianity and argued that the God of the old testament is actually the demiurge.
The demiurge is an evil / misguided shadow of the true God caused by Sophia (the concept of pure wisdom) attempting to reproduce without the male half of her syzygy. As a result, the demiurge was created and dragged her out of heaven when he fell and tried to recreate heaven with the bits of her soul he still had. Humans on earth are just the little bits of Sophia’s soul tapped in the shadow of heaven that he made. Eventually they will reach gnosis (similar to the Buddhist Nirvana) and ascend back out of the kenoma (shadow heaven) and back into the pleroma (true heaven). Jesus (who was also the serpent in the garden of eden) is the male half of Sophia’s syzygy who came to earth for the second time to awaken the sparks of her soul so they can ascend.
I’m simplifying some things and smoothing the narrative to make sense since the reason Gnosticism never did as well as mainstream Christianity is the lack of a consistent narrative with which to create in-groups and out-groups to wage holy wars over, so the ones that did wiped them out. And for example I do consider myself gnostic but I mostly stay away from the metaphysical stuff other than in ways that they represent concepts important to a healthy life like mediation. I hope you enjoyed reading though!
- Comment on THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come 2 months ago:
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 months ago:
As a psych nurse I hate food and housing instability and the death of thirdspaces
- Comment on Darling 2 months ago:
I’m still waiting for my strattera to hit and my brain just went “oh my darling oh my darling, oh my daaarling, tangeriiine……wait”
- Comment on If conditions on earth are perfect for life to form shouldn't have happened more than once? 2 months ago:
This is my favorite reply everyone else can go home.
- Comment on Why do narcissists have such fragile egos? 2 months ago:
Tbh I think creating new terms just muddles medical records over time because now when you go into a field you have to learn not just a disorder, but also everything it’s been called throughout the last 50-100 years in case you’re going through the records of a patient older that 50-70 years old. I think the public needs to be better educated on these things.
- Comment on Percy Jackson lore is unhinged 2 months ago:
My favorite comment was that he’s the only Greek god that’s faithful to his wife and doesn’t fuck with random mortals for no reason.
- Comment on If conditions on earth are perfect for life to form shouldn't have happened more than once? 2 months ago:
First of all I love this question. My suggestion is that you shuffle a deck of cards, flip them over and note their exact order, then shuffle again and note the order again then keep shuffling and checking the order until the deck resets to the original shuffled order. It’s gotta happen eventually, but it might take you a while.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Nah. Might be a botany student finally connecting those last few neurons on this subject.
- Comment on BLUD 2 months ago:
I have a study Notebook on esoteric spirituality that includes choice quotes. This is the quote for the reversed Knight of swords.
- Comment on mensa 2 months ago:
Oooooh that’s why they tested me for that. They told me I was faking for drugs because I got a 140 something but I panicked and failed the left right thingy really badly and my MSE results suggested dementia (and I was like, 20). I did finally find a doctor who listened and I’ve been very functional on Strattera for many years now (which is ironic because it’s not even a stimulant / it’s functionally useless recreationally). I can’t even take simulants because I have too much anxiety.
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 2 months ago:
honestly the best posture advice I have ever gotten is to sit like I have a tail (you would have to tilt your hips forward and stick your butt out behind you to put the tail up behind you rather than curling your tailbone under such that you’d be sitting on the tail).
- Comment on Why aren't you creating more workers?? 2 months ago:
I’m loving my perfectly resonant dumpster fire he’s curled up next to me right now!
- Comment on The average age of Disney princesses is 505y. 2 months ago:
🤣 👍
- Comment on Macaroni and cheese 2 months ago:
Time to start a social media controversy where we argue about whether it’s mac. or m.a.c… It’ll be the written version of the gif cicisbeo l controversy.
- Comment on There are definitely people learning a second language being accused of AI slop. 2 months ago:
Depends on what you call a mistake. I was interacting on ich iel a while back (I don’t speak German but the meme had clear meaning as a fellow nurse) and they said chat gpt had almost perfect grammar but that it translated “median basillic vein” as the “median basil vein” (like the herb).
- Comment on I know they're the minority of users, but are they ever *not* on? (crosspost) 2 months ago:
fr though this is legitimately a significant factor in my suicidal ideation. People need to learn to stfu and stop clawing at everyone else’s mental health with their insufferable need to publicly prove that they’re personally flexible enough to gag on their own justice boner.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Not up close and personal but it was enough.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
They actually care whether or not shit is sterile
- Comment on What is a man? 2 months ago:
[a featherless biped](image pending)
- Comment on Codeberg: army of AI crawlers are extremely slowing us; AI crawlers learned how to solve the Anubis challenges. 2 months ago:
Well if it’s a prompt injection to fuck with llms you don’t want any users having to read it anyway, vision impaired or no.
- Comment on Rick Astley breakups must be awkward - "You said you were never gonna give me up!!!" 3 months ago:
Lmk if there’s any I might like
- Comment on Rick Astley breakups must be awkward - "You said you were never gonna give me up!!!" 3 months ago:
Ok I got home where I could just open the media folder and look at the backlinks so here’s all the songs I have and the concepts they’re linked to:
- 9 to 5 by Dolly parton: Queen of Wands
- Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen: The Chariot
- The Eye of The Tiger by Survivor: Five of Wands
- Independent Women by Destiny’s Child: Queen of Pentacles
- Lonely by Three Dog Night: Numerology of the Number One
- Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley: As stated, the Knight of Cups
- Stronger by Kelly Clarkson: 9 of Wands
- Sweet Victory: 6 of Wands
- Won’t Back Down: 7 Wands
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Not because we wanted to a lot of the time. Maybe because their kids wanted us to I guess. I’m a 30 year old DNR
